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Two things...

Standing at the door of Bai Ye's house, Cindy Crawford couldn't help but gently stroke her fair, flat belly with a vest line. She blushed a little and couldn't help muttering in a low voice: "How can he be so powerful? He is even crazier than taking drugs..."

He stood there blankly for a moment.

Cindy Crawford's cell phone rang. She took it out and saw that the caller ID was the man who was no match for Bai Ye even after taking drugs: Rand Gerber.

"Annoying old thing!"

A look of annoyance flashed across Cindy Crawford's face.

When Cindy Crawford left, Bai Ye's heart was as calm as still water, and his Buddha's heart was surging.

He came to the study as usual and picked up a copy of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" from the bookshelf - Bai Ye developed a good reading habit and would take time to read every day.

Bai Ye has read the book "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" several times and felt that it was a treasure book, full of life wisdom.

Speaking of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", to be honest, Bai Ye doesn't even like Zhuge Liang, but he loves the four people of the Cao family:

Cao Cao.

Cao Ren.

Cao Zhen.

Cao Shuang.

Chapter 4: Timid and introverted, afraid of cyberbullying

early morning.

A purple-red morning glow appeared in the sky, like a blooming red rose, so gorgeous.

On the ground, crystal clear dewdrops are sparkling on the buds that are about to bloom, appearing full of vitality.

Bai Ye tossed and turned several times on the boat, but couldn't fall asleep.

He looked down.

"well--!"

Bai Ye sighed.

In his previous life, he was a professional technician. Although he could not turn the wheels, he was definitely not comparable to ordinary people.

But now, with the blessing of the motherland's template, even Lao Ai would have to kneel on the ground and call him baba.

Even using it to crack walnuts is no problem.

It’s just that it’s too strong and it’s uncomfortable!

He muttered, "Why isn't the Holy Valley in New York? That would save a lot of trouble."

Launch the ship.

After taking a cold shower in the bathroom, Bai Ye finally calmed down.

After washing up, Bai Ye had a simple breakfast and began to think about what to do next.

Find another woman?

Forget it. After sweeping the San Fernando Valley, his body could handle it, but his spirit couldn’t.

Now that he has entered the Great Sage time, he doesn't want to touch women at all in the short term.

Even Cindy Crawford, he just gritted his teeth and swallowed it just now in order to upgrade his bio-force field as soon as possible...

Ahem, okay, this is a bit pretentious.

Cindy Crawford still smells good.

In short, Bai Ye now wants to broaden the channels for obtaining points.

But the system was too complex and Bai Ye had to figure out the rules by himself.

"Behaviors that are close to the motherland should be able to earn points..." Bai Ye thought for a while: "Then how can we touch the most core characteristics of the motherland?"

Fake Superman: has no affinity, is alone, and is not loved by the masses; has a solemn expression, inner struggle, and has no leadership style; is afraid of green stones, has weak abilities, and is defeated by an earthling in a bat costume.

A true superman: gentle and friendly, taking photos with fans, approachable and widely loved by the masses; with a confident smile, a firm heart, and a charismatic personality; without fatal weaknesses, invincible, but just afraid of cyberbullying.

"A-Zu longs to be the center of the crowd, to be respected and worshipped, so what he needs most is fans!"

Bai Ye quickly grasped the key point.

The Chinese are essentially children who lack love, so they long for attention and love, or to put it bluntly, to be recognized by others.

If his true face is discovered by others and he loses his fans, no one will love him anymore. That's why he, as the strongest man on earth, is afraid of cyberbullying.

“The question is, how do we get fans?”

Think about it.

Bai Ye took out his phone and started searching:

“Let me see, who is the person with the most fans in the world?”

"Michael Jackson? 20 billion fans? That's too much, there are only about 60 billion people in the world!"

"Well, it seems that relying on pop culture to gain fans... is also a good way to go!"

Bai Ye touched his chin:

"Anyway, you can give it a try first."

He is not very good at singing and dancing, and the cycle of movies and TV series is too long.

Moreover, Bai Ye's personality is such that he doesn't like to show up in public and be watched like a monkey by others. He feels uncomfortable about it. In other words, his personality and A Zu's personality are actually not the same.

Think about it again.

"novel!"

This is the most effective way to face the public at any time with low time cost.

A cup of tea, a pack of cigarettes, and a day of coding on a computer.

In his previous life, Bai Ye also tried to write online articles. He spent a day on it... and then gave up. It was too fucking torturous.

Now, I can be a plagiarist!

Before Bai Ye was hit and killed, he had witnessed the craziness of online literary fans, which was not much worse than that of the entertainment industry.

"No matter if it succeeds or not, let's try and slowly figure out the rules first."

Bai Ye came to the computer desk, turned on the computer, found the website, and started registering an account under the pen name "Zuzongren".

After everything is settled.

Bai Ye began to mobilize the abilities of his [Super Brain lv2] and began to recall the classic online articles he had read.

At this moment, Bai Ye's brain was like a USB flash drive, and the memories hidden deep in his brain were quickly retrieved.

"I have to say, this ability is almost as buggy as the biological force field. It's a pity that Superman just doesn't use it."

Bai Ye shook his head slightly.

Does Superman have a brain?

Of course!

Except he never had to.

Superman relies on his super brain and steel body and never gets tired, which means that Superman can keep his brain functioning 24 hours a day without sleeping.

Then, his nerve reaction speed can be inferred from comparing it with Xiao Shan's in daily life, that his brain should work about the same as Xiao Shan's.

In the end, his accumulated knowledge, the knowledge of more than a dozen galaxies and countless civilizations obtained by Krypton, were all in his brain.

So, if someone fights with Superman, the process should be like this - first use physical strength to hit the opponent's face with a flying dragon. If you can't beat him, then in a microsecond, search the information in your brain to see if there is any way to defeat the opponent and plan hundreds of plans. If not, then spend another microsecond to escape. However, in reality, Superman just rushes forward with his fists every time.

"Clap clap clap!"

Bai Ye didn't need to think about the plot at all. He just pasted and copied from his mind. Then [Super Speed] came into play and he started typing on the keyboard at a very fast speed.

In just one hour, Bai Ye finished 30,000 words.

This was because the keyboard overheated due to friction, forcing Bai Ye to adjust the speed.

Otherwise, it is not impossible to write 100,000 words in an hour.

"Upload!"

Bai Ye twisted his neck, stood up and stretched his body, went to the kitchen, opened the refrigerator door, took out a can of beer, opened it with his fingers, took a big sip, then returned to the computer desk and waited for the result.

Ten minutes, half an hour, an hour...

"What the hell? This is a classic and exciting novel that has stood the test of time. There is no way it won't have fans!"

Bai Ye wondered:

"Did I guess wrong, the way I gained fans was wrong, or was this novel inappropriate?"

Grass!

What a waste of time!

If I had known it wouldn't work, I would have used this time to hang out with supermodels and female celebrities.

Bai Ye kicked the computer desk in frustration.

I just wanted to turn off the computer and go out to play with some girls.

"what?"

Bai Ye suddenly saw that the page had turned into an irregular online website.

I should have kicked that one because I accidentally moved the mouse and keyboard.

"Well……"

Bai Ye pondered for a moment and decided to go in and investigate first.

Well, that’s watching with a critical eye.

If the website is too irregular, he will report it to prevent these dirty things from polluting the minds of children.

After watching for a while...

"What? These are so poorly written. There is no beginning, development, turning point, or ending. There is no real emotion. It's all just big and big. As the saying goes, details determine success or failure. Where are the details here?"

Bai Ye shook his head repeatedly.

"It seems I have to open your eyes!"

Bai Ye was in the mood, so he rolled up his sleeves and registered a new pen name on the website called "No Umbrella After the Rain".

The next step is to create the work.

At this point, Bai Ye was hesitant again. There were many classic works in his mind, so what should he write?

It is not a good idea to simply copy the content of Dalala, some localized modifications are also needed.

Bai Ye lit a cigarette, thought for a long time, and finally started writing:

"Tom's high school grades were not very good..."

Chapter 5: Qin Lao Ai, Russian Evil Monk

"...The landlady praised Tom as a good boy who was always willing to do what he wanted..."

Bai Ye writes as if inspired by god.

There is light in the eyes.