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Bai Ye thought about it.

But he still didn't want to send the Desperate Warriors into the Hand, because this would undoubtedly be a blatant announcement to everyone that the Hand, a killer platform, was also an external force belonging to Osborn.

Bai Ye didn't want to make things so complicated.

So how can we increase the power of some Hand societies?

"Perhaps, it's time to find an opportunity to help Erica awaken the power of the black void in her?"

Bai Ye muttered to himself.

Heikong is a person possessed by a beast and an evil god worshipped by the Hand. Every leader of the Hand has been possessed by this beast and was able to gain powerful strength.

In fact, Erica was the black space carrier chosen by the five fingers, but she didn't know it.

After Bai Ye helped Erica awaken the Black Sky, perhaps with her strength, she would be able to defeat Five Fingers by herself.

Of course, it should be noted that when people become Black Sky, their minds can be easily affected and become dark and cold.

Erica's ex-boyfriend Daredevil once decided to become the leader of the Hand, intending to use the power of this organization for good, but he was influenced and turned into a villain.

But Bai Ye still has the confidence to solve the problem of Erica's changing character. In addition to letting Serioel Stern use scientific methods to study it, Bai Ye himself is also a powerful god-like being who can use his own power to do many incredible things. No matter how powerful Black Sky is, he is probably just a small minion whose power is not even at the sub-god-like level. Can't Bai Ye deal with it?

……

"You two guys finally came back from France?"

In the nightclub, under the dim lights, countless colorful spots were flashing. On the wine rack behind the bar, the dazzling array of fine wines was dazzling. Each wine had its own unique color, aroma and taste. It was here that Bai Ye met Johnny and Eddie again.

The two guys at the moment have pale lips and dark eye sockets, and you can tell at a glance that they are weak.

"Did you have fun?"

Drinking cocktails in the white night.

"I am happy indeed." Eddie said with shining eyes, "The women in Crazy Horse are of really high quality. Their looks, figures, and temperament are as good as those of Victoria's Secret supermodels."

"You're so reluctant to leave?" Bai Ye said with a smile, "I think it's a good thing you came back early, otherwise you would have died in the belly of a French woman. It seems that your nutrition is not enough. Tsk tsk, you should take some strong medicine to replenish yourself. I recommend Jiuzhitang for you two."

As the saying goes-

I am old and want to show my youthful madness. Treat kidney deficiency without sugar. Wearing a brocade hat and a mink coat, a thousand riders serve King Kang. To repay the governor for following the city, three hundred years, Jiuzhitang. After drinking, the chest and courage are still open, Xigua Shuang, Xizhilang. Holding the festival in the clouds, three gold glucose. I can draw a carved bow like a full moon, looking northwest, King Adi.

"Don't talk nonsense. We have taken good care of our kidneys. We didn't run back because we were lacking in nutrition." Johnny said weakly, "We ran out of money, so of course we came back."

"Yeah." Eddie said, "After the Crazy Horse show, Johnny insisted on taking me to France to experience the French enthusiasm. He was really very capable and even took me to visit the Woodpecker... It was really expensive in France. Not only did I spend all my savings, but I also owed a lot of debts."

"You actually went to Woodpecker to play... You really deserve to be called the best!" Bai Ye laughed and said, "It doesn't matter if you have a lot of debts. You can pay them back with your butt. When you have paid off your debts, your butt will be relaxed."

Eddie: "..."

He rolled his eyes. "Fuck you!"

"If it really becomes necessary, I would rather rob a bank and steal the money of you capitalists than to use... to pay off my debts myself!"

Johnny sighed and said, "Making money is really hard, just like constipation; spending money is like diarrhea, you can't hold it in; but salary is like menstruation, it comes once a month and is gone in a few days."

"Clear!" Bai Ye gave Johnny a thumbs up and said, "I didn't expect that you have such insights at such a young age."

"So, I still envy you, Bai Ye. You were born with endless money. Your life is full of ups and downs, ups and downs..." Eddie said jealously: "And the lives of people like us are full of ups and downs..."

Bai Ye patted Eddie on the shoulder and said, "Don't feel like you've hit the bottom of your life just because you're so young. In fact... you still have a lot of room to fall!"

Eddie cursed: "Fuck! You're hurting me now!"

Chapter 266: One day without beating Ji Yangde, two days without beating Ji Ji Yangyang

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“Gurgle gurgle——!”

Eddie drank the cocktail in his hand in one gulp and hummed, "Although I owe a lot of debts after going out this time, it's worth it."

"Because of Crazy Horse and Woodpecker?"

Eddie said with a hint of boasting, "Yes, we also played French stewardesses, high-pressure prisons, fire-fighting babes, and other projects. We were able to get in touch with goddesses that the public could only see in movies before!"

"what!"

Bai Ye smiled.

These two guys are truly extraordinary talents.

He has achieved achievements comparable to his unrivaled victory over his opponents in the Holy Valley.

"Then your visit to France really broadened your horizons." Bai Ye said with a smile, "Why don't you elaborate?"

To be honest, Bai Ye himself had never thought that he would be able to go to France to try out these projects.

The main reason is that he hasn't watched a movie for a long time, after all, he can practice it.

"Since you asked the question sincerely, I will tell you mercifully."

Eddie boasted about his and Johnny's experience in France.

Bai Ye and Eddie were chatting happily when they suddenly heard the word "Captain America" ​​in a slightly high voice.

This made Bai Ye and Johnny look over curiously.

I saw a fat white man, accompanied by a thin man, talking to a blond and blue-eyed beauty:

"You must be familiar with Captain America, right? Then you should know that Captain America has been resurrected and is the one from the Avengers... Beautiful lady, seriously, I'm not lying to you, my grandmother told me that she personally ended Captain America's virginity. Maybe my mother is Captain America's daughter, and I am Captain America's grandson!"

"Liar!"

The beauty obviously didn't believe what the fat man said. She pouted and said, "How do you look like Captain America? I heard that the Fantastic Four's Human Torch, who is only a distant relative of Captain America, looks about 60% similar to Captain America. What about you?"

"That kid just happened to regress to his ancestral home. In fact, his blood relationship with Captain America is far from perfect!" The fat man boasted, "And I am Captain America's real blood relative..."

"Star-Lord?"

Bai Ye was slightly surprised because the fat man looked so much like Star-Lord.

"No... How could Star-Lord appear on Earth at this time? And he is much fatter than Star-Lord."

Bai Ye thought about it, took out his cell phone, took a photo, uploaded it to Queen Bai, and looked up some information.

"Tsk tsk." Johnny said in amazement, "After that old guy from the Arctic Ocean returned, everyone wanted to take advantage of his popularity. Now even a guy who is so fat dares to say that he is the old guy's grandson to pick up girls..."

Bai Ye put down his phone, looked strange, and said, "Maybe what he said is true?"

Bai Ye had recalled before that it was a little-known fact that Captain America's virginity seemed to have been given to Star-Lord's grandmother, but he forgot to study it in detail at the time.

Now, through comparing the information investigated by the White Queen, he discovered one thing, that is, Star-Lord's grandmother has an older sister.

Actually, Captain America's time as a cheerleader doesn't match the age of Star-Lord's grandmother, but Star-Lord's grandmother has a sister, and the two look very similar...

Case solved.

Captain America's virginity actually ended at the hands of Star-Lord's grandmother's sister.

Star-Lord's grandmother's sister had a daughter, and this daughter gave birth to a son, who should be the fat white man who talks a lot - Bailey.

In other words, before the paternity test with Captain America, there was a 50% probability that this fat man named "Bailey" was Captain America's biological grandson.

"How is that possible!" Johnny said, "If he is really the grandson of that old guy, I will chop off his penis live!"

Bai Ye looked at Johnny with a dim gaze and said, "In this world, many seemingly impossible things often have a dramatic answer. Johnny, don't speak too soon. Be careful."

"Really?" Because of Bai Ye, Johnny frowned and looked at the fat man for a long time, and said, "Tsk! He is clearly a liar who talks nonsense. He has nothing to do with that old guy."

"But he did give me an interesting idea."

Johnny rolled his eyes and chuckled.

"What idea?" Eddie asked puzzledly.

"You don't know, with my current identity as Thunderbolt, I can handle 50% of the beautiful women in America who have open personalities, but I can't handle the other 50% of the beautiful women..." Johnny said with a wicked smile: "Then tell me, if I pretend to be that old guy and pick up girls in the future, then I will be able to easily get the remaining 50% of the beautiful women, right?"

"hiss--!"

Eddie looked at Johnny in shock and said, "When the truth comes out, you will be beaten to death by Steve Rogers, right?"

"Ha! I was beaten by him before, that was because of his sneak attack!" Johnny said confidently, "But in fact, although he is the first superhero in history and the idol of the American people, he is not as strong as me. He can't beat me. At most, he can only fight me on equal terms with his shield... After a long time, I will definitely defeat him."

"But he is your elder..." Bai Ye looked at Johnny in surprise and said, "Do you want to overthrow Tian Gang?"

"Not really." Johnny smacked his lips and said, "I don't have to defeat him. I can fly, and at supersonic speed. Can he fly? Can he catch up with me? Besides, even if I have to be beaten, it will be after I have had fun many times. Then it will be worth it."

"Brilliant!"

Bai Ye gave Johnny a thumbs up.

……

The thin guy standing next to the fat guy was named Wesley. He had a pair of blue eyes and a particularly numb expression. He showed no emotion at all when listening to his good friend Bailey bragging about how to pick up girls.

In fact, he had heard Bailey tell the story his grandmother and Captain America had to tell many times.

It's so fake that it's disgusting.

But for some reason, there are always beautiful women who fall for this fat guy and are willing to go to a hotel with him late at night.

Don’t these women have any brains?

In fact, Wesley didn't understand one thing: as long as you can talk and laugh with any girl but restrain your interest in her, your attraction to her will be fatal.

It's a cruel reality that girls are often only attracted to men who are not very interested in them. It's not their fault, it's human nature.

Why are some people who are nice to girls called considerate and charming, while others are called bootlickers?

Because the emotional stimulation brought by the two is different, the world of the licker is only for the other person, who is always available at the call and does not care whether he is respected and valued.

All his behaviors are predictable to girls, and they can 100% use this attribute to do things for themselves. He usually ignores her, but only looks for her when she is sad, upset, or needs to be exploited.

Because the dog will be completely controlled by the girl, it is impossible for him to refuse all her requests, and he will not do anything unexpected. All his behaviors are controllable, so the only feeling he brings to the girl is boredom.

The opposite is true for a man with sexual tension. All his actions are unknown, and girls can't guess what his next move will be, let alone whether he likes her or not. This feeling can greatly arouse girls' curiosity, and girls will try this boy in various ways, but he can always give girls the results they expect.

It's not a big deal to be considerate and charming. The most important thing is to give girls some rewards that they can't even imagine without showing that you like them. This kind of reward can be material or some behavior. It doesn't have to be extravagant in terms of material things, some gifts that can solve girls' little troubles will do. In terms of behavior, for example, when a girl crosses the road, he will naturally hold her hand, but he will let go after crossing the road.

This type of boy is best at paying attention to details in life, even some details that girls have never noticed, and he uses these details to take the initiative to violate the girl's will, which is something that a bootlicker cannot do.

Wesley suffered the consequences of his complete lack of understanding of women.

As an honest man, Wesley has a sexy and beautiful girlfriend with blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs and big breasts. But this world is fair. When God gives you something, he will take something away from you - bad men attract women, and good men attract hats.

Wesley's beautiful girlfriend's family drives a bus, so she is particularly hospitable and good at making friends. She never refuses anyone and has brought many fellow travelers to Wesley, including Bailey.

Bailey looks ugly and fat, but he is inexplicably good at picking up girls. After becoming Wesley's fellow Taoist, he is very loyal. Every time Wesley works overtime and the sewer at home is blocked, he will go to his house to help clear the sewer to prevent the water from flooding and drowning Wesley.

Wesley knew everything a long time ago, but... life is already so difficult, why expose some things?

If it wasn't exposed, he could still have a beautiful girlfriend and a righteous fellow Taoist, double the happiness. But once it was exposed, wouldn't his life be ruined?

Think about it from another angle. His beautiful girlfriend spends money lavishly, and his salary is not enough to cover her expenses. However, Pele often buys his girlfriend expensive gifts, which reduces a lot of his burden. And his girlfriend is still his, so doesn't it mean that Pele is spending money to support his girlfriend?

He got Pele for free!

As for the occasional cream puff he gets, it doesn’t matter…If you want to live a decent life, you’ve got to have some green on your head.

"Bailey, I have something else to do, so I'll leave first."

Wesley used his glass to pay for the drink and said to Bailey next to him.

For some reason, Wesley felt that there was something wrong with his body recently. He always had inexplicable dizziness and headaches, which made him feel very heavy. He felt like he was going to die.

This is not impossible. In modern society, there are all kinds of strange cases... No one can tell which will come first, tomorrow or an accident.

But Wesley didn't want to go for a physical examination.

Because he thinks that as long as I don't go for a physical examination, my physical condition will remain the same as the last time I had a physical examination, which is healthy.

If something happens...

I will endure minor illnesses and bury major ones. This is just such a shitty life, there is nothing much to be nostalgic about.

Bailey was still chatting with the beautiful woman with great interest. He just waved his hand casually in response to Wesley's words, as if he was sending away a follower.

"Crack!"

Bai Ye took a photo with his phone and amused himself: "One looks like Star-Lord, and the other looks like Professor X when he was young. If I wait until the Avengers assemble and release this photo, the historic meeting between Professor X and Star-Lord will probably be very interesting."

……

Out of the nightclub.