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"Look at Serio Stern? He seems to be enjoying it!" Bai Ye pointed at Serio Stern, who had a perverted smile on his face, and said, "It doesn't matter if he dies of exhaustion. We have dragon bone serum here. If we inject him with a tube, he can be resurrected even if he dies."

Now that the Purple Man is in his hands, Bai Ye can't just kill him. Although this guy is disgusting, he is still very valuable for research. For example, his hormones would be awesome if they could be copied and mass-produced.

Whatever you do, it's extremely convenient.

Of course, because this guy was too disgusting, Bai Ye had no intention of recruiting him as his subordinate, and directly asked Serioel Sten to perform biochemical transformation on the purple man.

——As for Parker, after taking down the Purple Man, they caught the controlled Parker under the Osborn Building, knocked him out and sent him back to the Avengers.

Serioel Stern was also very excited after obtaining the information and body of the Purple Man. For a crazy scientist like him, the more bizarre the experimental specimens, the more welcome they would be.

Because of the arrival of the Purple Man, he simply threw aside Wesley, who was no longer interesting.

Wesley: When you used to watch the moon with me, you called me Sweetie; now that the new one is better than the old one, you can call me Mrs. Niu.

"By the way, what's the progress of the research and development of the symbiote-enhanced armor?" Bai Ye asked.

"It's going well." Sefer rolled his eyes and said, "If you hadn't assigned Serioel Stern those messy tasks, maybe the progress would have been much faster."

"What nonsense! They are all very useful things, right? Just tell me, if we figure out the secret of the purple hormone, will it be useful?" Bai Ye smacked his lips and said, "Alas, we still don't have enough manpower. Let's try to recruit more people."

The two stood on the monitoring screen outside the laboratory and watched Serioel Stern dissecting the purple man for a long time. They were bored, so Bai Ye said:

"Are you free at noon? Let's have lunch together."

Because Bai Ye had been wandering around, he and Sefer hadn't sat down to have a good meal for a long time.

"Okay."

Sefer didn't refuse.

The sewer in her house had been blocked for a long time, so Bai Ye was the perfect choice to clear it.

……

"Don't eat so much seafood, it smells so fishy!"

Sefer wiped the corner of his mouth and looked at Bai Ye with disdain.

Bai Ye pulled up his trousers and said shamelessly: "I saw that you were malnourished, so I wanted to help you get more protein. It's good for your health."

As we were talking, a phone call came in.

"Hey, Wendy, what's going on?"

Bai Ye picked up the phone and lit a cigarette.

Wendy said anxiously, "Master Bai Ye, please come to Twitter headquarters as soon as possible. Something big has happened."

After many twists and turns, Mercury Internet acquired all the shares of Twitter for US$200 billion. Since then, Twitter has been delisted from NASDAQ and officially entered Bai Ye's private pocket.

Bai Ye chuckled: "What big deal can Twitter cause?"

Wendy: "Does it count if more than a dozen submachine guns stormed into Twitter headquarters and captured all of our executives?"

white night:"???"

He asked in confusion: "Our Twitter headquarters was robbed by robbers?"

Wendy said helplessly: "If it was a robbery, I wouldn't have to ask you, Master Bai Ye, for help. Wouldn't I be able to contact Pluto Security to do it myself? The key is... this was done by the SFPD."

Bai Ye was completely confused.

What's going on?

Does the White House want to take action against Osborne?

No way...

They are really not afraid that I will overturn the table.

I now have thousands of desperate warriors under my command. I will kill gods and Buddhas. Who is so fearless of death?

Wendy briefly recounted the incident.

In fact, Twitter is willing to sell itself and make compromises in front of Bai Ye and Wendy step by step because there is a big bomb inside that is about to explode and they can no longer handle it, so they asked Bai Ye and Wendy to take over.

How to say it, there are several companies in Silicon Valley where new-age women in the company have formed a feminist mutual aid alliance, and then they do everything they can, including recruitment, promotion, publicity, and benefits, to get everything for the women in the company. In the end, they are betrayed by their own people, involved in corruption, helping to conceal the truth, and getting pay raises. Even if the standards are not met, they are helped to move up. Women are the first choice for promotion. As a result, the legal department, publicity, human resources, administration, and finance, except for a few male employees who work like slaves, are all women.

Then one day, the chairman of Twitter's board of directors found something wrong. At a meeting of the company's middle and lower-level leaders, more than 9% were women. When asked, they were all outstanding in ability, and more than half were promoted by exception. Several people who had just been promoted to supervisors became pregnant and had not come to the company for more than half a year. They were on maternity leave. At this time, the chairman of Twitter's board of directors was shocked. He found that the power in the entire company had been hollowed out. These female employees listened to the female leaders more and obeyed the orders of the male leaders in public but disobeyed them in private. The company's accounts showed a lot of unknown expenses, which were found to be benefits for female employees. There were also many problems in the business. In order to fight internally, they made trouble everywhere and made the male employees and leaders make mistakes.

After being investigated, the chairman of Twitter's board of directors held a meeting with several major shareholders, and held accountable several female leaders in the highest positions and the human resources and finance departments below them. As a result, they said that women have a low status in the workplace, gender discrimination is strong, there is no gender dividend at all, and people with high abilities are not reused. They are just trying to get equal treatment for their female compatriots, and everything they do is in compliance with regulations.

This directly pissed off the major shareholders, who then contacted the legal department and asked them to sue these women. What was even more magical was that the legal department set a trap for the boss. The original employment contract specifically stated that relevant benefits would be preferential. When the lawsuit was halfway through, the major shareholders found out that they had fallen into a trap, and immediately found a law firm and an accounting firm that specialized in commercial cases to jointly clean up the company's internal situation. They were shocked to find that there were 143 female employees, and more than 7000 million US dollars were spent on benefits in a year. Overtime pay and subsidies were not reduced at all, and all benefits were given to female colleagues. The base salary was 5500 US dollars, and the overtime pay was more than 1 US dollars, but not much work was done. They also found that they had violated regulations when signing contracts with some companies they had dealings with. Upon investigation, the opposite company was in the same situation. Then the boss immediately contacted 4 other companies and found out that they were in the same situation.

Twitter, under pressure, fired these female employees who were causing trouble, and then sued them for internal corruption. Later, Twitter found that the department's work was not adversely affected by laying off these employees, but became smoother.

But the female employees who were laid off are definitely not reconciled to this. They are suing Twitter for illegal layoffs and have been demanding high severance pay.

The relevant issues have been debated.

This time, Twitter sold itself out with a swift move, which made these female employees desperate. They contacted their good sisters directly and mobilized their forces. More than a dozen SFPD officers with submachine guns rushed into Twitter's headquarters building without any evidence, copied the internal operating data, and arrested the legal person and more than a dozen senior executives sent by Mercury Internet to Twitter.

If Wendy hadn't had something urgent to do and left the Twitter building after signing the contract, she would have been taken to the San Francisco Police Department.

When gods fight, mortals suffer.

"What the fuck!?"

Bai Ye was completely stunned.

In other words, the internal strife between Twitter and its internal female employees resulted in these female employees mobilizing their forces to deal with Twitter, but ended up arresting innocent people like Osborne?

No, sisters, look carefully, I, Osborne, am one of the shareholders of America. I asked you to mobilize the power of America and capture me?

What do you want to do... rebel?

"How dare these idiots do this?" Bai Ye was puzzled: "The SFPD, who is leading the team, doesn't know that it is our Osborn's property?"

Wendy: "Because the SFPD leader is also a member of their sister group and is the chief of police of the SFPD."

"..." Bai Ye said speechlessly: "Okay, I know about this matter. It's not a big deal. I will handle it."

Wendy asked worriedly, "Master, will things get out of hand?"

"What a fuss! It's just a bunch of idiots messing around and acting on their own. I'll call the governor of California and ask them to release the people." Bai Ye said, "In addition, I'll make the chief of the San Francisco Police Department kneel in front of the Twitter headquarters and apologize, otherwise I'll let the governor of California skin him alive. If this matter is not handled well, won't people think that any idiot can bully us, Osborn?"

In front of Osborne, even the Governor of California has to kneel down to speak, let alone a mere San Francisco Police Department.

Even though the person who attacked Osborn this time was not the San Francisco Police Chief himself, it is his fault that he is not satisfied with his subordinates.

The American police are responsible to all American people. This time they even dared to touch Osborn's people. What if they faced ordinary American people?

Can’t fly?

We need to educate the San Francisco Police Department and tell them who is the master of this country.

"Then..." Wendy hesitated for a moment and asked, "What about the female employees?"

"Do I need to teach you this?" Bai Ye said bluntly, "The people who led the riot must be the most corrupt ones in Twitter. Send them all to prison and have them treated well. The people who followed in the riot are also a bunch of cancer. Even if they haven't committed any crime, they are definitely not good people. Ban them all. I will make sure they can't find a job in America. It's better for them to get out of America. Out of sight, out of mind."

"oh oh."

Wendy quickly responded and hung up the phone.

She had been doing business for so long, but had never encountered a situation where a submachine gun was pointed at her head. She was scared.

After being taught a lesson in such a domineering manner by Bai Ye, he immediately calmed down.

I sorted out my thoughts.

Wendy first posted an announcement on Twitter: Our company has suffered huge losses due to internal corruption. Our original intention was to investigate the corrupt personnel in the company and hold the criminals accountable according to law. We hope to use this case as a breakthrough to bring the corrupt officials to justice. However, this very normal request has caused dissatisfaction and criticism from the San Francisco Police Department. How can companies operate and develop with peace of mind when San Francisco treats private enterprises and entrepreneurs like this? At this point, our company has no trust in the judicial environment in San Francisco.

Twitter executives were taken away with submachine guns by the San Francisco Police Department, and the outside world must have been in an uproar. Wendy felt that it was necessary to explain the matter clearly and stand firm in the online public opinion to avoid people thinking that Twitter had committed some serious crime.

"What is it?"

Sefer raised his eyebrows and asked:

"Does it sound urgent?"

"One of my companies just acquired Twitter, and as a result, a group of female employees of Twitter sent all the company executives to the San Francisco Police Department." Bai Ye said unhappily, "Sever, you should also pay attention to this issue in the future. Don't pity a group of idiots just because you are a woman. The proportion of female employees in Saturn Bio must not be too high. Otherwise, a group of idiots will gather together and cause who knows what kind of trouble they will cause."

"Of course I know." Sefer said, "Male employees can be used as animals, and female employees can be used as male employees at most. From the perspective of capital efficiency, I would definitely like to hire more male employees instead of female employees. If it weren't for the constraints of American law, I wouldn't want any female employees at all, so that I can work more efficiently."

"It's really weird to talk about it." Bai Ye said, "I was discussing with the people who manage Twitter that the proportion of Indians in Twitter is too high and they want to reduce it. As a result, Indians haven't caused any trouble yet, but a bunch of idiots have... It's really eye-opening."

"It's normal. Interest groups are inevitable everywhere, but we must not allow any one of them to become too big, otherwise there will be endless trouble. Saturn creatures are okay, but the Galactic Group is huge. You should decide for yourself." Said Sefer.

……

In fact, Bai Ye didn't even need to call the governor of California before the governor called Bai Ye and quickly apologized to him, explaining that the incident was just a misunderstanding and that the arrested executives of Mercury Media had all been released.

Bai Ye directly scolded the governor of California, and the governor had to shamelessly say nice things.

"Humph!"

Bai Ye snorted coldly, picked up the ancient text beside him and started reading: "I have been fond of caves since I was young, but my family was poor and I had no way to visit caves..."

Chapter 275 Careless Big E's Wife

"…Therefore, many people lent me their caves, and I was able to see all the caves…"

Bai Ye is serious about studying.

Young idler, an old beggar.

If you don't study hard when you are young, you will not have the spirit and physical energy to study when you reach middle age or old age.

……

San Francisco, California.

Twitter headquarters building.

"How's it going? Is everything settled?"

Bai Ye reached out and grabbed Wendy's little hand, and with a gentle pull, he pulled the little elf into his arms, and gently stroked her round buttocks with his big hands.

"Okay." Wendy nodded and smiled. "I was really shocked this time. You know the reputation of American police. They always empty the magazines..."

Just as Bai Ye said, the chief of the San Francisco Police Department knelt down in front of the Twitter headquarters to apologize, and the matter was barely covered - of course, the chief said that he was sorry to the people and had deceived those at the bottom who had received a happy education, but anyone with a discerning eye knew that he had cowarded Osborne.

"Then I understand and can tell you that from now on, no matter who asks you to follow them, don't pay attention, whether it's the state police, the FBI, the CIA, or even the Department of Homeland Security, don't be afraid!" Bai Ye said, "Just go your own way, and the bodyguards around you will come forward to deal with the rest. At worst, they will kill their way out, and I will bear the consequences."

"To be honest, at this point, if someone really wants to arrest us, it will definitely not be a civil or criminal case, but a political issue. And political issues... you know, the winner takes all, and the winner is justice."

Wendy said, "Well, I just didn't expect that someone would come to trouble us right after we acquired Twitter. I thought... in the upper-level struggle, our Osborne lost..."

"Uh……"

Bai Ye said helplessly: "To be honest, I was also confused when I heard the news just now. I have killed so many people, how could someone dare to run over me and act wildly for no reason."

"But the world doesn't always run according to the rules. Just like the system cannot avoid bugs, there will always be some idiots in the world who do things we don't expect."

"Who could have thought that those idiots had no brains at all, couldn't see the rules of how the world works, and were connected to each other, and out of sisterhood, they bullied us, Osborn?"

The whole story of the incident has been investigated clearly. It's not the fault of the White House or the California government, but a bunch of idiots acting selfishly.

All I can say is that the group of idiots is growing larger and larger, and they have even infiltrated the American people - the enemy is within.

However, after Bai Ye took action, these idiots did not end up well.

The leading idiot was charged with internal corruption and faces a minimum of ten years in prison. Most of the other idiots who cheered for the company were also fired for embezzlement, and Twitter didn't even have to pay redundancy compensation.

You know, when Bai Ye's little brother Musk was carrying out large-scale layoffs at Twitter, it cost at least nearly $5 million - he fired Twitter CEO Parag Agrawal for $3870 million, CFO Ned Siegel for $2540 million, legal affairs and policy director Vijaya Gad for $1250 million, and paid Pesonnet $1120 million in compensation, as well as compensation for employees who were laid off.

"Fortunately, we have finally got Twitter." Bai Ye smiled and said, "With Twitter's global influence, we can do so much. It fills the gap in Osborne's emerging media sector, and we have one less weakness."

Wendy said proudly: "In addition to Twitter, Snap is also developing rapidly. There is also Tianmei Studio, Media + Games. The functions of the three companies are complementary. When tied together, our strength will only rise at a rocket-like speed. The outside world estimates that our Mercury Internet Media has reached 400 billion US dollars!"

"Not bad." Bai Ye said, "But don't get too complacent with this small achievement. Whether it's Twitter, Snap, or Tianmei Studio, there is still a lot of potential to be tapped!"

Riot Games alone is valued at $100 billion, miHoYo is valued at $300 billion, Lilith is valued at $100 billion, and Tianmei Studios, with its strengths combined, should at least have a starting valuation of $500 billion, right?

Not to mention that Twitter’s peak market value was over 400 billion US dollars and Snap’s peak market value was over 300 billion US dollars.

Bai Ye’s expectation for Mercury Internet is at least to be a company worth hundreds of billions of dollars, right?

"I see."

Wendy said sweetly.

……

Anyway, he had already arrived in California, and after the Twitter issue was settled, Bai Ye went to Hollywood to play.