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"Forget it, it doesn't matter if Gin is not here. Vodka, I just thought of a joke about Gin and Akai Shuichi. Can I tell you about it?"

Bai Ye didn't care whether Vodka could bear it or not, and told another joke about Gin and Akai Shuichi -

*

One night, Chianti was heartbroken because of a breakup. Gin wiped her tears very gently and even cooked a bowl of noodles for her.

Chianti suddenly felt so warm, and on a whim he said to Gin: How about we be together?

Unexpectedly, Gin's face changed drastically and he said: You don't have a man who wants you, but I do, huh! (Akai Shuichi)

*

Vodka silently took out a pair of earplugs and plugged his ears.

God knows how many gay jokes about Gin and Akai Shuichi he has heard Bai Ye tell tonight.

If this continues, he will have to wear a locked iron pair of pants when he sleeps at night.

"Hey, Vodka, Vodka, I haven't finished my joke yet!"

Bai Ye shouted.

However, Vodka made up his mind not to talk to Bai Ye, otherwise he would be mentally polluted.

"Ugh."

Bai Ye shook his head:

"I was just telling some gin jokes to lighten the overly cold atmosphere of our organization. Why didn't anyone appreciate it?"

With no one listening, Bai Ye felt that telling jokes was meaningless and he hummed a little tune:

"Xin is dancing, it is Aiqin like a raging fire, Li is laughing, I am the crazy one, sorrow is like fire, rye is in my heart, I see the faint light of Fuqin..."

……

The next day.

Bai Ye, Miyano Akemi and Miyano Shiho made an appointment to meet and have a cup of coffee.

Since Bai Ye was the guarantor, even Gin didn't say much.

Of course, Miyano Shiho had no reason to refuse, and she walked out of the experimental building after a long absence.

Because she hadn't seen the sun for a long time, it was a bit dazzling at first. She stretched out her hand to block the warm and scorching sun, and after squinting her eyes for a while, she finally adjusted.

On the roadside was Bai Ye, who drove to pick her up.

"Let's go, get in the car." Bai Ye said.

Miyano Shiho sat silently in the back seat of the car.

As the car started, Miyano Shiho looked out the window and saw the green trees, pedestrians, and skyscrapers outside. It was full of vitality, a completely different feeling from the cold laboratory.

"That's great, but it's not mine."

Miyano Shiho sighed slightly in her heart.

It's not just the restrictions of the winery that prevent her from coming into contact with these things, but also her naturally cold personality makes it impossible for her to have the same interpersonal interactions as ordinary people.

She could only remain envious of that kind of liveliness and vitality.

Ye Gong’s love for dragons is nothing more than this.

The road the car was traveling on was Rice Flower Street.

Bai Ye looked through the rearview mirror and saw Miyano Shiho's expression. He knew that she was suffering from a literary youth syndrome. He chuckled and said, "Shiho, do you think the environment in Beika Town is much better than that in the winery? You are too naive. People in Gotham call them Little Rice Flowers. Do you know that the murder rate in Beika Town is 10 per 494 people, which is 10 times the murder rate in Venezuela, the worst in the world, and 2000 times that in Japan?"

"what?"

Miyano Shiho obviously didn't believe it.

Zundu and fake toot?

"You think I'm lying to you?" Bai Ye shrugged and said, "Mihua Grand Stage, if you're tough, then come here. This crime capital is frightening to countless people, and no decent person would go near this place. The propaganda slogans everywhere and the detective agencies on the streets are warning every citizen here to take care of their lives."

"But this is just the tip of the iceberg. You only need to stay here for a few days to see all kinds of crimes that you would never encounter in your lifetime elsewhere, including explosions, murders, frauds and so on."

"The motive for the crime is very simple. Even a quarrel can turn into a vicious incident. In such a bad environment, even in the prosperous Tokyo, no citizen dares to go out in the middle of the night, and convenience stores will close early at 11pm."

"However, behind the endless stream of criminals, there are even scarier ones, such as the unicorn girl who can easily take a pistol bullet and roll iron like paper; the bald doctor who is keen on strange experiments and inventing deadly weapons; and of course, the scariest one is the mysterious boy who shuttles through the streets and alleys, casting a shadow of death over the entire Beika Town."

"The chain reaction brought by the crime is equally terrifying. Due to the excessive number of murders, many houses have become haunted houses that no one wants to live in. The few normal houses have been driven up to sky-high prices by real estate agents. Many working-class people can only live in dilapidated houses even if they use up their life savings in advance..."

"Maybe Satan will have to bring a gun for self-defense when he comes to Beika Town!"

"..."

Miyano Shiho looked at Bai Ye speechlessly.

Who are you trying to scare?

Do you think I'm such an easily fooled three-year-old?

"Look, you still don't believe it. Let me show you. This is the Rice Flower Survival Guide I just got. Take a look for yourself."

While driving, Bai Ye handed a book to Miyano Shiho.

Miyano Shiho opened the book and read it doubtfully.

"Rice Flower Survival Guide": Don't dare to leave the table early when eating, don't dare to speak too arrogantly, can't go to the amusement park when you want to play, don't dare to sit first class even if you have money, be nervous when eating, be terrified when drinking water, don't dare to eat food given by others, and be careful when eating food you make yourself;

Carry a travel bag when you go out. It contains ID card, wallet, charger, climbing rope, knife, hang glider, etc. It is better to carry a climbing rope, knife, hang glider, etc. If you can be single, stay single. Marriage should be taken seriously. Do a thorough investigation of your partner's identity before marriage. If you can be a DINK after marriage, don't think about having children. Stay alone if you can. Making friends is like gambling.

Strictly abide by the iron rule: one person does not enter a temple, two people do not look into a well, three people do not hug a tree, and one person does not lean on a railing. In addition, it is best to be a travel blogger. Even if you have money, don't buy a house, especially a villa or a large flat. We should stay in a hotel every day, change it every day, play guerrilla warfare well, and it will be difficult for the black man to commit a crime;

When making inventions or creations, you must be original. Don't go to class reunions if you can. Stay away from parties, lectures, exhibitions and all crowded places. If you see an elementary school student wearing glasses and a red bow, stride towards him, calmly and leisurely, slowly squat down and say in his ear: Sasibolidana, washing machine, then laugh up to the sky and walk away.

"What's all this mess?"

Miyano Shiho threw the book back to Bai Ye in annoyance.

Bai Ye shook her head slightly. She had not yet learned a lesson from Mihua.

Conan's spear, Maori's shield, Gin's backside hit; Sono's money, Ran's luck, the citizens of Beihua are not easy to get along with. Beihua does not support idle people. Besides the dead, there are criminals, and some are preparing to commit crimes. How to survive in Beihua is not a simple learning.

Mihua has no sense of worldly wisdom, it's all about fighting and killing.

……

Less than ten minutes later, the car arrived in front of a cafe in Beika Town.

Get out of the car.

Miyano Akemi was sitting by the window in the cafe and waved at the two of them with a smile.

Completely different from her younger sister Miyano Shiho's cold personality, Miyano Akemi is very warm, cheerful and generous. When she sees her younger sister, she comes up to her and gives her a big hug.

Miyano Shiho's icy face also softened: "Sister."

"elder sister!"

Unexpectedly, Bai Ye snatched Miyano Shiho's arms directly, and he hugged Miyano Akemi.

In this materialistic society where people’s hearts are cold and heartless, only Sister Mingmei’s N... embrace still has some warmth.

Miyano Shiho was so angry that she looked at Bai Ye with eyes like knives.

Mine, that's mine.

"Sister Mingmei, look at her!" Bai Ye pointed at Miyano Shiho and complained.

"Shiho!"

Miyano Akemi immediately glanced over.

"..."

Take your seat.

The three of them started talking. In fact, Miyano Akemi and Miyano Shiho talked more, and Bai Ye just occasionally interrupted.

After all, Bai Ye and Miyano Akemi are not very familiar with each other, and they don’t understand each other’s preferences and environment, so they can’t come up with anything to talk about.

In addition to their personalities, the two sisters are also very different.

Unlike Miyano Shiho, who was ordered to study in America and inherit her parents' research, Miyano Akemi did not inherit her parents' extremely high IQ in biology and pharmacology. She was left in Japan to live an ordinary life, but was always under surveillance as a grassroots existence in the organization.

If nothing unexpected happened, Miyano Akemi, who had been living in darkness, probably would not yearn for light, and would not request to leave the organization. She and Miyano Shiho might have a chance to survive at the moment of the organization's collapse thanks to Miyano Shiho's research attainments on APTX4869. But if nothing unexpected happened, an accident still happened - three years ago, in order to investigate the Black Organization, FBI investigator Shuichi Akai used the alias "Dai Moroboshi" to get to know Miyano Akemi and pretended to date her. He got to know Miyano Shiho with the help of Miyano Akemi, and then used Miyano Shiho's connections to successfully sneak into the organization for an undercover investigation. Shuichi Akai gradually gained a very high position in the organization and was given the organizational code name "Rye Whiskey".

After Shuichi Akai's FBI undercover identity was exposed, Miyano Akemi was not implicated because Miyano Shiho was a vital scientist to the organization, even though the organization did not give up hunting down Shuichi Akai for a long time.

After that, Miyano Akemi gradually began to hope to leave the organization with her sister.

This led to the tragedy that followed...

Although Bai Ye saw that Miyano Akemi and Miyano Shiho were chatting happily, Bai Ye still keenly noticed that something was wrong with Miyano Akemi, and felt a sense of relief.

This woman...

Are you still going to carry out the mission of robbing 10 billion yen?

——Probably because of Shuichi Akai, the organization gave Miyano Akemi a task to help the organization grab 10 billion yen in funds. They falsely promised that the Miyano sisters could leave the organization after the task was completed, and if the task failed, they would kill the two. In fact, the organization wanted to use the failure of the mission as an excuse to kill Miyano Akemi alone, and Miyano Akemi accepted the task.

"She wouldn't be so stupid as to believe the words of a gang like the winery, right?"

Bai Ye was worried.

Miyano Akemi was very calm in her heart.

After receiving the mission from the organization, she was more or less aware that she would be in danger regardless of whether the mission was successful or not. Perhaps the organization was deceiving her, and everything she did was in vain, and perhaps innocent people would be killed... But sorry, she was actually a bad woman. For her sister, nothing was unsacrificable, including herself.

Miyano Akemi is actually very smart, so she knew from the beginning that the organization was using her to threaten her sister to produce APTX4869, and let herself "enjoy" the life of an ordinary person to protect herself. How could she, as a sister, feel at ease? But she had no way to change, until... she met that man three years ago.

Of course, she didn't know about Akai Shuichi's undercover identity at first, but she soon found out. However, she didn't choose to point it out, but played the game - if she revealed Akai Shuichi's identity, would the FBI be the first one to not let her go? Would the organization believe that she was actually completely loyal to the organization?

On the contrary, her sister was extremely important to the organization at the time, and it was not a big deal that she found an undercover boyfriend without anyone noticing... If the situation remained unchanged, the two sisters would sooner or later be wiped out by the organization and killed to silence them. Variables must be introduced to give them a glimmer of hope. Perhaps the "silver bullet" can break through the organization and give her sister true freedom?

So during these three years, she has been trying hard to be a real love-brained person. In addition to allowing Shuichi Akai to use her without worry, she can also make Shuichi Akai feel guilty about her and do things more effectively.

But that Akai Shuichi is such a loser...

The matter was on the verge of success.

It also caused the organization to become suspicious of her and they could no longer accommodate her. If she did not accept this mission, she would die in other missions sooner or later.

really.

People have to rely on themselves.

Miyano Akemi is ready to fight for her last chance.

Agreed to the organization's mission.

However, she also took out an insurance policy, preparing to make full use of Shuichi Akai.

Before the mission, she would send a text message to Akai Shuichi: "Sir, if this can help me get out of the organization, can you date me as my real boyfriend..."

From Shuichi Akai's perspective, a love-brained man who loves himself so much that he is willing to be deceived, a weak woman who cries at the slightest provocation, an ex-girlfriend who he abandoned but still remains infatuated with - Su Yunjin, what are you going to use to pay back what you owe me?

The scumbag who is already full of guilt can definitely understand the subtext of this text message: I, Miyano Akemi, love you so much that I can't extricate myself. Even if you lie to me or dump me, I still want to be with you. I am going to rob a bank for you now. Akai Shuichi, remember, I will die for you.

No straight man can get away with this kind of guilt. Wouldn't he have to do his best to make amends to Bai Yueguang's only sister?

So even though this useless sister of mine died, she was able to get an "FBI Silver Bullet" to protect her younger sister, which can be considered a great value for money.

"ah--!!!!!"

Suddenly, a shrill female scream came from the cafe:

"Blood! So much blood!! Murder!!! Someone come quickly, murder!!!!!!"

The people in the cafe looked at each other in confusion.

Bai Ye spread his hands to Miyano Shiho and said, "Shiho, I didn't lie to you, did I? Mika has no human relationships, it's all about fighting and killing!"

Chapter 286 There is nothing wrong with liking Eri Kisaki

Bai Ye had seen a lot of things before. It was just a matter of killing someone, so he was not panicked at all. He glanced around the crowd...

really.

Bai Ye showed a confident expression: The hot man has arrived!

A boy wearing a blue suit, a red bow tie, and big black glasses was even more excited to hear that someone had died than if his father had died and he could inherit billions of dollars. He ran excitedly towards the toilet where the scream came from.