Homelander Comics
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While Kuroba Kaito was panicking, his heart was also filled with huge doubts.
He is a top magician, so he knows exactly what kind of props he has with him. No matter what, he shouldn't get his butt burned, right?
If it's not my fault, then there must be someone else behind this.
But that doesn’t make sense… With his perception, someone was doing something to him, but he didn’t even feel it?
Then I'll just give the name of Kaito Kid to him, because his magic skills are much better than mine.
——That's right, this time Kuroba Kaito disguised himself as his father-in-law Nakamori Ginzo and sneaked into the castle tower. As for his real father-in-law, he was wearing flowery shorts, tied up and stuffed under the bed in his room.
The fire on "Nakamori Ginzo" seemed to be quite big. Even though he was rolling on the ground, there was no sign of it going out quickly.
"Quickly put out the fire!"
Bai Ye picked up the cup next to him and poured the "water" in it onto Kuroba Kaito's butt.
"boom--!"
The fire, which originally seemed to be under control, suddenly became a raging fire.
"..." Kuroba Kaito looked at Bai Ye with tears in his eyes: Brother, tell me the truth, you just want me to die, right?
At this point, there was no point in Kuroba Kaito pretending any longer, so he simply took off his disguise and revealed his true face - mainly because if he continued pretending, he might be burned to death.
"Kaitou Kidd?"
The appearance of Kuroba Kaito caused exclamations from everyone present.
"Mr. Kidd, are you really okay? I am your loyal fan, Suzuki Sonoko. Can you sign an autograph for me?" Suzuki Sonoko said with shining eyes.
"Uh... maybe next time!"
Kuroba Kaito saw that even after taking off his outer clothes, he still couldn't completely block out the fire on his butt. He smiled awkwardly at Suzuki Sonoko and immediately crashed into the floor-to-ceiling window of the castle tower next to him.
With a loud "thunder", the floor-to-ceiling window made of tempered glass was directly broken by him, causing him to fall into the sky outside, forming a "big" shape and falling towards the ground.
"hateful!"
Conan could only stand in front of the broken French window, watching Kaito Kidd, with flames coming out of his butt and his glider spread, flying towards the sea: How did you get sniped? Come back and explain everything clearly.
Conan didn't sleep the whole night because he witnessed Kaito Kid being shot last night.
He was also worried that this good friend might really be in trouble.
Kuroba Kaito was in a hurry, as if his butt was on fire. He flew a long way and came to the agreed location with Terai Huangzhisuke. He quickly descended: "Mr. Terai, come and help me, I was ambushed and my butt is on fire!"
"what?"
Terai Kōnosuke hurried over and put out the fire together with Kuroba Kaito.
After a long time of effort, the two finally put out the fire.
While Kuroba Kaito was breathing heavily with relief, Terai Huangzhisuke tilted his head and looked at the light red scar left by the flame on Kuroba Kaito's buttocks, and said in confusion:
"Master Kaito, do you think the marks on your butt look like a pattern?"
"Ok?"
Kuroba Kaito found a mirror, pointed it at his butt, and immediately widened his eyes: "Peppa Pig?"
After the flames burned, what was left on his butt was a tattoo of Peppa Pig - Peppa Pig tattoo on his body, applause to the social people.
……
When Kaito Kid's disguise as Ginzo Nakamori was exposed, someone immediately thought of going to Ginzo Nakamori's room to rescue him.
It’s not like Kidd hasn’t disguised himself as a police officer before, and each time he would just knock the person unconscious and stuff him somewhere.
really.
Ginzo Nakamori's men found Ginzo Nakamori with a bunch of smelly socks stuffed in his mouth under the bed in his room.
"Asshole! Kaito Kidd, I will never forgive you!"
After being rescued, Ginzo Nakamori was filled with resentment, and immediately led the Japanese police to prepare for a full-scale manhunt.
When the fans of Kaito Kid who were gathered in the castle tower heard that Kaito Kid had returned to the stage, they all celebrated. When they heard that the Japanese police were going to broadcast the arrest of Kid live, the live broadcast became extremely popular.
Just when the police uncles were rubbing shoulders with each other, they suddenly discovered that their live broadcast signal had been hijacked. A wealthy woman with decent looks stood in the live broadcast room that was supposed to track Kaito Kid. She excitedly said that she was a loyal fan of the sleeping Kogoro, and then recounted her one-night stand with Maori Kogoro. Finally, she took out a pregnancy report and dropped a bombshell: "Yes, we have a child."
"???"
The entire Japanese nation was devastated.
Unexpectedly, in addition to the suspected Kaito Kid who was sniped and whose butt was on fire and flying in the sky, another sleeping Kogoro Mouri who is also very famous in Japan also had an illegitimate child because of his fan failure.
The spectators were very satisfied with the meal all at once.
This drama is so wonderful.
"father!"
Xiaolan looked at Kogoro Mouri beside her with a cold, murderous gaze.
"I'm not, I didn't, it's unfair!"
Kogoro Mori wanted to cry.
He didn't even remember having such a fan. As for what the fan said was when he was drunk... he didn't know about that. He did often black out when drunk.
Well, Bai Ye asked the fan to push the time of her pregnancy forward a few days, because since Kogoro Mouri liked to drink and black out, she could directly put the blame on Kogoro Mouri's death.
Conan looked at Kogoro Mouri with sympathy: Uncle, you are really in trouble this time.
Bai Ye looked at Kogoro Mori, who was hesitating and even doubting whether he had done it, smiled slightly, turned around and left, keeping his merit and fame to himself. Things here were over, and he had to go back to Tokyo to comfort Eri Kisaki who had just learned the news.
When pursuing a beautiful and attractive aunt, of course you have to be quick, because the opportunity is rare and will never come again - but don't... when you are hesitating whether to call her aunt, she has already let you call her aunt freely.
There is a saying: With a pearl in your mouth, you can move forward and backward freely.
——Some people say that with Ziru’s talent, it is a waste of his talent to be a vice president, and he should be the chairman!
——Bai Ye: His job is the chairman!
Chapter 300 It's not that the goddess is hard to chase, but that the young woman is more valuable
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"Are you... preparing to go back to Tokyo?" Pu Siqinglan said in surprise when she saw Bai Ye packing up his things, "But the matter of the Egg of Memory... and Kaito Kidd, are they not over yet?"
"What does this have to do with me?" Bai Ye looked at her strangely and said, "The Egg of Memories is only worth 500 million US dollars. Is it important? If it was Van Gogh's Sunflowers, maybe I would care a little about it. As for Kaito Kidd..."
He has already used thermal vision to tattoo a Peppa Pig on Kuroba Kaito's butt, what else does he want?
Is it possible to get another tattoo of Crayon Shin-chan?
You can't bully Heiyu Kuaidou too much. If you kill him, won't you have no fun in the future?
You can't fish in a dried-up pond.
Pu Siqinglan thought about it and felt helpless, it seemed to be right.
She and the Suzuki Group, the Japanese police, and Kaito Kid were almost fighting over an Egg of Memories, but in the eyes of truly wealthy people, she was probably no different from a stray dog that robbed someone of a discarded bone.
"Then I...wish you a safe journey?"
Pu Siqinglan said tentatively.
"No need, just come with me." Bai Ye said directly.
"Why?"
Pu Siqinglan was not convinced.
Her family treasure, the Egg of Memory, has not been retrieved yet!
Moreover, before this, she had no idea how much homework she had done and how much effort she had put in. Now, was it all in vain?
"With your intelligence, it's hard for me to explain things to you clearly." Bai Ye said, "In short, I can tell you very clearly that your operation this time has failed. If you stay here, you will not succeed at all, and you will lose your life here."
"…For example, when dealing with Kaito Kidd, you either have to pin him to death directly, or if you fail to do so, by the time he reacts, you will be the one to die. Because Kaito Kidd's IQ is as high as 400. Do you know what that means?"
"Another thing is, don't gather with Maori Kogoro or his entire family. It's easy to get killed."
It’s not that Bai Ye looks down on Pu Si Qinglan, but the difference in IQ between her and Dou Zi and the washing machine is greater than the difference between humans and dogs.
If the two of them join forces, they can easily kill her.
Bai Ye is not bragging. To be frank, the average IQ of him, Dou Zi and the washing machine can all surpass that of Einstein.
It's like in his previous life, the combined wealth of him, Jack Ma, Pony Ma, Zhong and Huang was enough to shock the whole of Asia with a stomp of their feet, and their average asset value is over 100 billion yuan, but they have always kept a low profile and never talk about it.
"How is that possible?" Pu Siqinglan didn't believe it. "Can someone's IQ be that high? It's not scientific at all."
Bai Ye shrugged: "But this is very scientific!"
"If you can't do something, it's because you're stupid, but it doesn't mean others can't do it! It seems like you're very fast at learning things like killing people, but I guess you didn't do very well in science and engineering, right?"
"Humph!" Pu Siqinglan was still angry and said, "Why can't women learn science and engineering well? Because the textbooks are edited by you men, and they are not suitable for women to study."
"..."
Made.
After this punch, Bai Ye felt that the entire avenue had been wiped out.
He was too lazy to say much to Pu Si Qinglan and just took her away. He had finally found a glaze that suited his taste and he couldn't let her do something stupid and get killed by the bucket and the washing machine.
"With the help of Kaito Kid, I think the whole of Tokyo knows that the famous detective Maori Kogoro has an illegitimate child, right?"
"I don't know how Hibari Eri feels right now."
……
Tokyo.
"Shock: Why did a 90-year-old woman come back to life? Why did hundreds of sows scream in the middle of the night? Why were bitter tea seeds frequently stolen from the girls' dormitory? Why were supermarket safety kits stolen? Behind all this, is it the distortion of human nature or the loss of morality? Please pay attention to tomorrow's "Morality and Law" and let's take a look at the history of the fall of the famous detective Maori Kogoro!"
"Incredible! The tragic love story of the famous detective Maori Kogoro: Men are silent when they hear it, and women cry when they hear it."
"Exclusive revelation! At the Kaito Kid's magic exhibition, the famous detective Maori Kogoro actually did this to him?"
When Kaito Kid was a top star and the famous detective Mouri Kogoro was a second-top star, the two things were mixed together, causing the news to explode directly. The entire Tokyo media industry was in an uproar, and was frantically reporting on the incident of Mouri Kogoro's illegitimate child.
This is simply a carnival sent by God to the media industry.
There are few stupid media outlets that can't seize this opportunity.
Of course, the news reached Kisaki Eri's ears as expected - let alone such explosive news, given Kisaki's attention to Kogoro Mori, she was familiar with every one of his previous cases and had collected all the news cuttings in her office.
then.
When Bai Ye returned to Tokyo and found Kisaki Eri, the woman was already drinking in a big bar in Tokyo.
Ginza.
Bar High Five.
As soon as you enter the store, the plain and simple feeling may be a little different from what you imagined, but when you see the super shocking wine cabinet that occupies an entire wall, you will realize that there is no need for any fancy decoration. The cocktails served later are the biggest reason why customers come in an endless stream.
The bartenders, dressed in neat uniforms, use their superb skills to mix cocktails that are rich in taste and bright in color, and just look appetizing.
Whether it is a refreshing fruit cocktail or a strong coffee cocktail, each has its own characteristics.
"What a coincidence, we meet again, Lawyer Fei." Bai Ye sat down next to Fei Yingli, smiled and snapped his fingers, and ordered a cocktail: "It's a long night, and I can't sleep. I thought I was the only one who couldn't sleep, but I didn't expect that Lawyer Fei, you can't sleep either?"
Kisaki Eri turned her head and looked at Bai Ye.
Bai Ye smiled and looked at her.
I have to say, Kisaki Eri is really beautiful.
She has a delicate and fair oval face, willow-shaped eyebrows, slender almond-shaped eyes, cute red lips, and black and shiny hair tied behind her head, highlighting her neck line and elegant temperament.
She was wearing an OL outfit, with a round and full chest, a slender waist, a black hip skirt and black stockings on the lower body. Her legs were long and well-proportioned, full of the charm of a working woman.
What particularly appeals to Bai Ye’s XP is that Kisaki Eri is a girl wearing glasses.
"It is you."
Kisaki Eri's smile was forced.
It can be seen that she is in a very bad mood.
Depression.
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