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He didn't believe a word Bai Ye said.

Suddenly, Zhang Chulan's trouser pocket vibrated, and he took out his cell phone to look at it.

"Liu Yanyan? Damn it!"

She is actually a very beautiful little sister who added him as a friend.

"No matter what, you have to get 8 points, right?"

"Did Zhang Chulan wet her chest?"

"Uh yes... you are?"

"My name is Yanyan, and I am your junior sister at Nanda!"

Zhang Chulan was chatting excitedly.

"Bring it to you!"

Bai Ye easily dodged Zhang Chulan's cell phone.

"Brother-in-law, what are you doing? It's not easy for a girl to date me!" Zhang Chulan said dissatisfied.

Bai Ye said earnestly: "Chu Lan, can you be a little self-aware? What is it about you that makes a beautiful woman take the initiative to ask you out?"

Zhang Chulan: "..."

"This must be a trap by the enemy, leave it to me!" Bai Ye said with a serious face.

Zhang Chulan was anxious: "What if it's not the case?"

"How could a drama like a romantic encounter from heaven happen to you? Accept your fate!" Bai Ye patted Zhang Chulan on the shoulder and said, "And even if it doesn't happen, so what? You're useless anyway."

Zhang Chulan said harshly: "Who said that? I, Zhang Chulan, am nicknamed the Little Prince of Nanda Steel Cannon!"

Bai Ye hates that iron is not made of steel: "Please wake up, you are still Chu Nan!"

"..." Zhang Chulan was depressed and deeply affected.

"Chu Lan..." Bai Ye reached out and tugged on his clothes. In the blink of an eye, he immediately transformed into Zhang Chulan from the inside out. This was the disguise technique he learned from Kaito Kidd: "The water for this girl is too deep. You can't control it. My son, you'd better let your brother-in-law do it!"

Chapter 346 Jie Jie Jie, witch, I want you to help me practice.

That night.

Bai Ye immediately pretended to be Zhang Chulan and went on a date with Liu Yanyan.

Although Liu Yanyan does not have the fairy spirit of Feng Baobao, nor the enchantment of Xia He, she is still a real beauty, and she almost won the first blood of Zhang Chulan.

And Bai Ye is also more interested in Xiangxi corpse exorcism.

What else is there to say?

Let’s talk about it later!

"Wet breasts!" Liu Yanyan held Bai Ye's arm, used her bear to ravage Bai Ye's arm unscrupulously, and said delicately: "Thank you so much for treating me to dinner and watching a movie tonight."

She has long brown hair and wears a miniskirt. She looks like a beautiful young girl.

"You are my wet sister, shouldn't I take care of you?" Bai Ye smiled and said, "But Yanyan, it's so late, should we go back to school?"

"It's so late, the school should be closed, right?" Liu Yanyan bit her fingers with red lips and said, "Why don't you wet your chest and stay at my place? I rent a house outside the school."

"Ah..." Bai Ye chuckled: "Yanyan, are you sure? I'm very animalistic in bed!"

Liu Yanyan's eyes widened in surprise: "Ah? Really?"

Bai Ye: "Well, the specific performance is like a koala, which can sleep for 20 hours continuously!"

"I hate it." Liu Yanyan hit Bai Ye with her small fist: "You are so bad for having wet breasts."

"Then do you like it?"

"I...won't tell you!"

Arrive at Liu Yanyan’s house.

"Wet your chest, I'm going to take a shower."

Liu Yanyan's charming eyes gave Bai Ye a look, then she took off her clothes and walked into the bathroom.

The sound of gurgling water soon sounded in the bathroom.

It makes people think wildly.

A few moments.

Liu Yanyan walked out wearing pajamas. She was in her youth, full of vitality, and seemed to be the embodiment of sunshine.

The curved eyebrows are as light as willow leaves, and the bright eyes are like two twinkling stars, showing agility and curiosity.

The straight bridge of the nose and the slightly upturned corners of the lips are all just right.

When she smiles, it seems as if the whole world becomes brighter, and a warm current surges up in people's hearts.

The figure is slender and well-proportioned, like the rhythm of youth, full of vitality and movement.

Under the pink pajamas, her graceful figure is looming.

"Wet breasts~"

She stepped closer to Bai Ye, leaning forward slightly and opening her neckline, revealing the infinitely beautiful scenery.

"Yanyan, you are so beautiful."

Bai Ye praised.

Liu Yanyan gently hugged Bai Ye's neck. Her movements were light and natural, like ripples in the water, rising gently. She spit out a mouthful of orchid-like musk fragrance towards Bai Ye, elegant and yet It's long-lasting and makes people want to smell it.

"What are you waiting for, wet breasts?"

While Liu Yanyan was flirting ambiguously with Bai Ye, she stretched out her hand and slowly stabbed Bai Ye's Fengchi point with her sword finger...

"Yanyan, this is what you said!"

Bai Ye hugged Liu Yanyan and pushed her down on the bed.

Immediately.

Before she could speak, her lips were blocked by Bai Ye, and she felt a moist and sweet feeling.

What the hell!

Liu Yanyan's eyes widened, her body suddenly shook, and her limbs stiffened. This was her first kiss.

She never expected that her first kiss would disappear so hastily.

"Woooo..."

Before Liu Yanyan had time to feel sad, Bai Ye's hands were already roaming around her body.

"No! Yachudie!"

One hand of Liu Yanyan quickly went to hold down the big hand in front of her bra; the other hand was about to reach out to push Bai Ye away, but... Bai Ye was so good at it, and quickly used techniques to make Liu Yanyan fall into unconsciousness. In her confusion, she had no strength left in her body and couldn't push Bai Ye at all.

With only a trace of sense left, Liu Yanyan quickly ordered the zombies hiding outside the room to come in quickly and kill this bastard.

……

"boom!"

A zombie's head was directly blasted by Gao Jin's flaming fist.

Kane doesn't need to transform, he can still kill Liu Yanyan's zombies with the blind stick in his hand.

After the two quickly cleared away the zombies, they stood guard at Liu Yanyan's door like loyal guards.

……

Liu Yanyan's head was dizzy, and she felt that her soul was light and floating out of her body, traveling above the nine heavens and in the spirit ruins.

For a long time.

She faintly woke up from the confusion and confusion, and felt that her whole body seemed to have been ripped out of bones and turned into a puddle of mud.

But at the same time, the negative emotions that had been filled in my heart, the aggrievedness, anger, frustration, sadness, and irritability of being deceived by Lu Liang and being bound by the family, all disappeared, and the whole person felt an indescribable sense of relaxed and joyful satisfaction.

After a while, Liu Yanyan returned in spirit.

She found that she was lying on Bai Ye's body, and Bai Ye was holding a mobile phone in one hand and looking at her with a complicated look in the other hand: "Liu Yanyan, I really didn't expect that you are this kind of person." !”

"what?"

Liu Yanyan looked confused. I just gave myself to you, and you suddenly look so cold and heartless. What do you want to do?

"Huh!" Bai Ye pushed Liu Yanyan away and pulled up his pants. He threw the phone to Liu Yanyan. The villain complained first, pointed at Liu Yanyan angrily and said: "I thought I met true love, but I Wrong, you are actually a human being. You are looking for me because you clearly want to use a beauty trap to seduce me to achieve your ulterior motives! How despicable!"

Liu Yanyan hurriedly took her phone and looked at it. It contained information about her.

She was originally a descendant of Xiangxi's corpse exorcism lineage, but because her family was too strict with her, her childhood was very unhappy. So when she became an adult, she had the ability to leave the family and immediately let herself go. She even wanted to Joining Quanxing, an organization that is a rat on the street and everyone shouts about beating it, I want to live a free and easy life from now on, without any restrictions.

Bai Ye: "What is Quanxing? It's a gathering place for a group of lunatics, perverts, and murderers. They are all evil heretics. They are wanted by all martial arts channels. Every encounter is pursued and killed. Liu Yanyan, you are also one of them. It's really I’m so disappointed.”

"No, wet chest, please listen to my explanation!"

What Liu Yanyan originally thought before she lost consciousness was to kill Bai Ye and cut him into pieces after opening her eyes.

But...

Now she doesn't want to do it anymore.

She was surprised to see Bai Ye and felt that... it might be a good thing to pretend to be real with Bai Ye.

After all, Bai Ye, whose technique was already masterful, gave Liu Yanyan a perfect first page.

Zhang Ailing has a saying that is right - the passage to the deepest part of a woman's heart is the tree-lined path.

However, Liu Yanyan did not expect that after Bai Ye woke up, she would discover her full identity.

"Liu Yanyan, you don't need to say more!" Bai Ye said angrily: "I am sworn in with sin! Since you are a fully human being, no matter how much I like you, I will never be with you. ! That’s it this time, next time we meet, you and I will be enemies, we will fight to the death!”

Liu Yanyan's face turned red from holding back, and she hurriedly explained: "Don't wet your breasts, you misunderstood, I am not a full-sex person, I originally thought about joining them, but I haven't joined them yet..."

"Even now, you still want to use sweet words to try to deceive me? Dream on!" Bai Ye snorted coldly: "It's ridiculous, Quan Xing still wants to use a beauty trap to lure me into trouble, but you don't know that my will is as strong as iron, and Quan Xing's conspiracy is absolutely impossible. You won’t succeed!”

Liu Yanyan tried her best to explain.

Bai Ye muttered in her heart: "I didn't expect that this little girl is still a lover?"

Originally, Bai Ye just wanted to muddy the waters by referring to deer as horses, so that Liu Yanyan would be less noisy, but unexpectedly, Liu Yanyan was actually very guilty that her sexual identity had been exposed, allowing Bai Ye to easily control her.

Bai Ye had seen something in the news before, about a female dog licker who sold her body to buy a house for her boyfriend and earned 160 million. However, she usually only ate water to cook noodles. The screen of her mobile phone fell to pieces and she couldn't bear to replace it.

In this world, not everyone can always have a brain that can think normally.

"Well, it's not impossible for me to forgive you." Bai Ye looked at Liu Yanyan doubtfully and said tentatively: "If you can help us destroy Quan Xing's stronghold here in one fell swoop, then I really believe it. You just went astray for a while, and you are not a fully human person."

He tried CPU Liu Yanyan.

And Liu Yanyan agreed immediately: "Okay!"

In this case, Bai Ye is not polite. Liu Yanyan betrayed Quan Xing and was remembered by Quan Xing. This sunk cost is huge, so she will cling to Bai Ye's thigh even more.

……

"what."

Xia He yawned: "It's so boring."

"Well, sister, good news. The corpse exorcist from western Hunan has got Zhang Chulan and will be here soon."

"hehe."

Xia He covered his smile, twisted his body, and his beautiful figure immediately made wonderful waves: "Then, let us greet them properly!"

"Haha, sister, you are really impatient." Lu Liang laughed.

Outside the abandoned factory.

"How about it? This time I have completed the task you gave me. Can I join Quanxing?" Liu Yanyan snorted and said arrogantly.

"Amazing, amazing!"

Lu Liang applauded Liu Yanyan and said with a smile: "Excellent Ms. Corpse Exorcist, congratulations, from now on you are a member of our collective."

"Ah!?" Liu Yanyan was a little confused: "That's it? No need for any joining ceremony, burning yellow paper, cutting off chicken heads, tattooing... Or give me a token to identify my identity or something?"