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But Bai Xianchu, didn't you get the point of what I said?

I told you that I kill people without blinking an eye, but you ask me if my eyes are dry?

It's hard for a clever woman to make a fool of herself, so why don't you tell me about it? I don't know any better than you!

then.

Bai Ye silently took out 100 US dollars and placed it in front of Bai Xianchu.

"Why did you give me the money?"

Bai Xianchu asked in confusion.

"It's you who told me that a clever woman can't be fooled by someone without rice." Baiye sat with a golden sword, spread his legs, and stretched out his hand to signal: "Now that the rice is given to you, please start your performance. "

Bai Xianchu: "..."

"Why are you still not moving?" Bai Ye frowned and said to himself: "Did I misunderstand? What you want is not this Mimi? But Qingmi?"

He glanced down and waved his hand: "Then it's no longer a problem. Others don't know. Xiaobai, do you still know? You can get as much as you want from me!"

In short, the principle that it is difficult for a clever woman to make a fool of herself does not apply to him.

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"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

Bai Xianchu, who was deceived by Bai Ye, cried "Wow".

She got into the quilt and wrapped her head in it, leaving only her round buttocks and long legs exposed.

"How can this be bullying?" Bai Ye touched his nose awkwardly and said, "You have already said that we will definitely get married in the future and become wives and husbands, so isn't it sooner or later? "

"Can't you just treat it as adapting in advance?"

"Hmph! You are just fooling me. Don't think that I don't know what a husband and wife are like! When we were in the demon world, Bingbing and I secretly watched "Animal World"!" Bai Xianchu cried.

In the world of monsters, "Animal World" is a banned film. If someone from the Monster Management Bureau catches you watching it, you will be detained for at least 15 days and fined 2000 yuan.

"Xiao Bai, can you come out of it first? Let's have a good talk."

Bai Ye sighed as she looked at Bai Xianchu's behavior of turning her head away from her buttocks.

The way you twist and turn in front of me makes me very impulsive, and I unconsciously have a bold idea, do you know?

"If you don't go out, I won't go out!" Bai Xianchu covered his head and said, "If I go out, you will lie to me again. I won't fall for you, a big liar!"

Bai Ye tentatively said, "If you don't come out, then I'm going to come in."

"Huh!" Bai Xianchu hummed proudly, wrapped the quilt around her body tightly again, and said, "I wrapped myself very tightly, you can't get in!"

Bai Ye also lost his temper. He couldn't bear this kind of chicken trick: "Hey, if you say that, then I really want to try to see if your wrap is tight or not."

Three seconds later.

Bai Ye's head emerged from the quilt wrapped by Bai Xianchu. He looked at Bai Xianchu with a look of disbelief on his tear-stained face. Jie Jie sneered: "I told you so, You're just a quilt, how can you possibly stop me?"

"..."

At this time, Bai Xianchu began to doubt for the first time whether her desire to marry Bai Ye, who had saved her when she was a child, was worth it for more than ten years.

As long as this bastard can be a good person, he can't be a bad person at all.

She pursed her lips and cried loudly.

"Don't cry, don't cry! I was wrong. Isn't that okay if I was wrong?" Bai Ye immediately comforted him: "Okay, okay, I won't lie to you about eating meat anymore. Is that okay?"

"you swear!"

"I swear!" Bai Ye said emphatically: "If I trick you into eating meat again, I will let my brother be stabbed 72 times by his girlfriend, splitting his vital parts with knives; and while he was sleeping, I would take out the scissors, Cut him off; and..."

"Okay, I believe you."

Only then did Bai Xianchu stop crying.

This oath was so harsh that Bai Xianchu couldn't bear to let Bai Ye continue talking, otherwise his brother would definitely be in such misery?

Seeing that Bai Xianchu finally stopped crying, Bai Ye said with a smile: "Xiao Bai, since I won't lie to you about eating meat anymore, I have made such a big sacrifice, do you have to give me some compensation?"

"What compensation?"

Bai Xianchu felt that as long as Bai Ye didn't trick him into eating meat, she could do anything.

"Let's do this..." Bai Ye touched Bai Xianchu's ears, and with a searching look, he twisted and said, "Can you conjure up the ears and tail to satisfy my curiosity?"

When he was in the imperial capital before, he bought a fox costume for Ye Lanqiu, and then she put on fox ears and tail and played with her. Now he has found a real fox girl as his girlfriend. How could he give up after spending a lifetime with him? What about the chance to become addicted?

"You want me to transform here? No, the Demon Management Bureau prohibits us goblins from transforming at will. Once I change, they will be able to detect it and come to trouble us." Bai Xianchu frowned and shook his head in a broken voice. said.

"I don't want you to directly transform into your true form, I just want you to change your ears and tail. It shouldn't be a big problem, right?" Bai Ye smiled and said, "Besides, you forgot that you thought Hong Sicong had already been defeated. , are taking the Fifth Young Master to find trouble with Yun Zhonghe, so what are you afraid of? Don’t worry, I will help you take care of whatever happens!"

"Then..." Bai Xianchu twisted her body uncomfortably and said, "Have I really... changed?"

"Change."

Bai Xianchu's complexion gradually turned crimson like the rising morning glow, like a ripe peach in midsummer. With a little effort, two furry fox ears appeared on her head with a soft "bang" sound. , shaking playfully, in sharp contrast to her long black hair.

What's even more surprising is that a long white tail extends from her waist.

The tail was as white and flawless as snow, soft and fluffy, swaying gently with Bai Xianchu's movements, as if it had a life of its own.

"that's amazing!"

Bai Ye's eyes were full of curiosity and excitement. He couldn't help but reach out and touch Bai Xianchu's ears. They were soft and warm, and he gently stroked her tail along her back.

The tail twitched slightly in his hand.

"You are truly a welfare spirit!"

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"Didi-di-di-di-!!!"

The monitoring instruments of the Monster Management Bureau were buzzing wildly, and the harsh alarms echoed in the spacious monitoring room, breaking the originally peaceful working atmosphere. All the staff stopped what they were doing and turned their eyes to the machine that was working. Crazy alarm device.

"Director, this is Bai Xianchu. She has transformed illegally in the human world!" A technician looked nervously at Yun Zhonghe, the director of the Demon Management Bureau, who was sitting in the center.

"Bai Xianchu?"

A hint of gloom suddenly appeared on Yun Zhonghe's face: "It's her again!"

There was a hint of imperceptible annoyance in his voice.

The name Bai Xianchu is no longer an unfamiliar existence to him. Relying on his noble bloodline of the Arctic Silver Fox, he has caused a lot of trouble in the demon world. It was impossible for him to be put into the human world, but he happened to Hong Sicong's playboy helped smooth the relationship, and sure enough, trouble broke out again so quickly.

The illegal transformation not only violated the regulations of the Demon Management Bureau, but also challenged his dignity as the director of the Demon Management Bureau.

"Track her location immediately. I want to handle this matter myself."

Yun Zhonghe said in a deep voice.

He has lost his patience with Bai Xianchu's behavior. This time he must teach her a profound lesson to let her understand that the boundary between monsters and humans cannot be crossed at will, and his, Director Yun Zhonghe's, ban cannot be violated at will!

One of his subordinates said: "Director, it seems that Hong Sicong didn't take your old order to heart at all. I just went to warn him. Unexpectedly, Bai Xianchu not only didn't know how to restrain himself, but also intensified his behavior."

"Rich playboy!"

Yun Zhonghe snorted coldly, and the gloom between his brows became even thicker.

If it weren't for the fact that Hong Sicong's father was the previous director of the Demon Management Bureau, although he has retired now, his connections are still there, and his disciples and former officials are all over the demon world. Hong Sicong's whole nonsense would not be taken seriously as the director of the Demon Management Bureau. The way things turned out, he would have beaten Hong Sicong to death.

"Bai Xianchu repeatedly violated regulations and illegally transformed in the human world, causing riots. As her friend and accomplice, Hong Sicong not only failed to dissuade and stop her, but instead assisted her, helping her conceal the facts and evade responsibility." Yun Zhonghe's voice became colder and colder, and every word seemed to be squeezed out from between his teeth.

Since Hong Sicong is so ignorant of praise, it is just right to take advantage of Bai Xianchu's incident to put a big hat on him.

He glanced at his subordinates standing nearby and continued: "Everyone knows that our Monster Management Bureau exists to maintain order between monsters and humans. Any behavior that violates the rules and disrupts peace will be severely punished. Punishment. The actions of Bai Xianchu and Hong Sicong have violated our bottom line..."

Halfway through Yun Zhonghe's words, his cell phone rang. He took it over and saw that it was a video call from Hong Sicong.

Can you take it?

After thinking about it, Yun Zhonghe was afraid of Hong Sicong's father and the power of the cat demon clan in the demon world, so he couldn't give Hong Sicong a chance to defend himself and accepted it.

Yun Zhonghe looked at the other side of the video, where Hong Sicong was sitting in a wheelchair with his leg in a plaster, and laughed angrily: "Captain Hong, who can you deceive with such a cheap trick? Do you think everyone is a fool? Bai Xian Chu not only fell in love with humans, but also transformed illegally, which is a heinous crime. Do you still want to protect her? Who doesn’t know that Bai Xianchu’s visa to humans was handled by Captain Hong? Now Bai Xianchu has caused trouble You can't escape from such a big mess!"

Hong Sicong lowered his voice and said, "Director Yun, there was a misunderstanding. What a huge misunderstanding! I really brought all my men with me to round up Bai Xianchu, but I didn't beat him! Director Yun, you underestimated Bai Xianchu." Xianchu, the reason why she is so unscrupulous and acts recklessly is actually because there are evil forces behind her that have been protecting her..."

Yun Zhonghe sneered: That evil force is you, Hong Sicong, isn't it?

"I don't believe there are so many of you, really you can't beat a Bai Xianchu?"

"It's not a matter of not being able to defeat her." Hong Sicong defended: "The key is that we encountered an ancient demon protecting her!"

"Ancient demon?"

Yun Zhonghe couldn't help but change his expression.

Over the years, the demon world has become worse with each generation. The reason why he, Yun Zhonghe, was able to become the director of the Demon Management Bureau was definitely not because he had a slightly higher force level than Hong Sicong, but because of his outstanding management ability and the fact that he was married to a demon. He has a wife who is a bat spirit. Hey, she is so ugly. She looks exactly like his brother-in-law, the bat spirit who guards the prison of the Demon Management Bureau.

As for the ancient demons, any one of them can basically sweep through the demon world's current law enforcement team of the Demon Management Bureau. It is an existence that even he, Yun Zhonghe, cannot afford to offend.

Yun Zhonghe stared at Hong Sicong: "The ancient demon has always been like a dragon that has always seen its head but not its tail. It has not appeared in the demon world for many years. It is not a wise move for you to lie about it. Do you think we can't expose it?"

"I swear to God on my father's life! There is no lie!" Hong Sicong said sincerely: "Director Yun, you also said that if this is a lie, wouldn't it be easy for you to expose it? It is true! Think about it, Arctic Silver fox is a noble bloodline recognized by our demon world. If you meet a senior demon who is passing by, you like Bai Xianchu and help her with a little help, isn't this something incomprehensible?"

Yun Zhonghe was doubtful: "Then tell me, who is the ancient demon who helped Bai Xianchu?"

"I couldn't explain this matter clearly on the phone. Why don't you, Director Yun, come to my Shanghai branch and I'll report to you personally." Hong Sicong said in a low voice, "I can only say, Bai Xianchu... what's her last name? They Bai Xianchu... Home is not simple!"

"in vain……"

Yun Zhonghe fell into deep thought. The most famous ancient demon in the demon world, whose surname was Bai, was none other than a female demon - Bai Suzhen.

This woman is famous for her love brain and good looks.

He likes to look for handsome men everywhere to have fun and do some so-called philanthropic things.

If she saw that Bai Xianchu was pretty and cute and helped her, she would really be able to do it.

The matter involves an ancient demon, and Yun Zhonghe cannot sit still.

If he, Yun Zhonghe, really offends an ancient demon, his position as director of the Demon Management Bureau will be unstable.

He hurriedly took people to go to the Demon City branch of the Demon Management Bureau to find Hong Sicong and ask him about the matter.

Twenty minutes later.

Yun Zhonghe led his men and horses to the Magic City branch.

The door slowly opened.

Yun Zhonghe looked coldly and saw Hong Sicong sitting in a wheelchair in the central hall.

"Director Yun, welcome to the Magic City Branch again." Hong Sicong rolled his wheelchair and extended his hand enthusiastically, wanting to shake hands with Yun Zhonghe.

However, Yun Zhonghe glanced at him coldly and did not extend his hand. He said coldly: "Captain Hong, I'm not here to shake hands with you. Please explain clearly the matter about the ancient demon! You are the most It's not just a little trick to protect Bai Xianchu, otherwise... your father won't be able to help you!"

"Alas!" Hong Sicong sighed softly and said, "I originally wanted Director Yun to give you a few last words, but I didn't expect you to want to be reincarnated as soon as possible."

"What?" Yun Zhonghe suspected that he heard wrongly.

However, Hong Sicong shouted: "Mr. Fifth Young Master, this is Director Yun Zhonghe of our Demon Management Bureau, let's do it!"

Although Yun Zhonghe didn't know what Hong Sicong was up to, he also knew that he had been ambushed by Hong Sicong.

But what can Hong Sicong, a dandy, accomplish?

He didn't panic and immediately shouted: "You..."

"Ow!"

A huge mouth of the abyss suddenly opened from the soles of Yun Zhonghe and his men. The inside was pitch black, filled with endless terror and despair. Yun Zhonghe and his men were caught off guard. Their bodies instantly lost their balance and fell into the dark abyss.

Yun Zhonghe's heart was filled with fear and unwillingness. He struggled to grab something, but there was only endless darkness and howling wind around him.

His body kept falling, as if he would never reach the bottom.

Hong Sicong stood on the branch building and watched this scene coldly. There was no sympathy or pity on his face, only coldness and determination.

This is the price this guy should pay for beating his beloved subordinate back to his original shape in front of him.

"Hey, not bad, this vulture bird and the monsters he brought taste surprisingly good."

The Fifth Young Master withdrew his huge mouth and returned to his human form. His eyes were bright and he stretched out his tongue to lick the corner of his mouth, as if he was still savoring the taste of Yun Zhonghe.

Hong Sicong's face changed in a second, and he hurriedly smiled and came forward to light the fifth master's cigarette: "You must be the boss! You don't know, this Yun Zhonghe has been domineering in our demon world for more than ten years, and his power is getting stronger and stronger. The bigger it is, the more difficult it is to control it. But if you take action, hey, a mere bald bird will immediately fly into ashes and be annihilated! This will solve a major trouble for people in the demon world. It is like a living Bodhisattva in this world. , when the news reaches the demon world, we will have to build a shrine for you!"

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