Crash, the Paradise Typewriter is not designed for this kind of game

Bronya was on the verge of tears. Under pressure from her sister Mei, who had regained her serious demeanor, she could only drag her tired body and run freely on the playground late at night. She felt it was necessary to discuss the Mei issue with her idiot subordinate.

It's necessary to have Mei severely punished by her incompetent subordinate.

On the other hand, after the other party hung up the call, Xiao Paduo, who had already secured a job, was enthusiastically refilling Xia Yuan's empty wine glass.

"Come on, Xia Yuan, this drink is on you. Let's drink!"

Perhaps out of joy that he finally had a reliable and lovable junior, he never stopped drinking.

The intoxication had overwhelmed his thoughts, and Phyllis's tail swaying back and forth behind the counter was like the last taut string, luring him toward the abyss.

"Brother Xia Yuan, what kind of work will Sister Ying and I be doing in the future? Hehe, are there any easy, not tiring jobs?"

"Hiccup~ Work? Hmm... let me think about it."

Padoflis's tail swayed more and more frequently with anticipation. In the end, he couldn't resist the temptation of little Padoflis and grabbed it, stroking the patterns on its tail.

Her cheeks immediately turned incredibly rosy.

"Xia, Brother Xia Yuan... Waaah, is this also part of the job?"

Although it's true that you shouldn't touch a cat's tail, it's not unacceptable if it's Xia Yuan. It's just that it feels a bit strange to have Xia Yuan touch your tail for five hours every day while you're working.

He didn't respond to Little Paddo, but instead carefully examined it, getting closer and closer to the base of the tail.

The strange sensation on her tail forced Padofelis to lie face down on the counter, panting heavily. "Huff... Sakura, Sakura-nee, please help me! If Xia Yuan keeps touching me like this, oh no, I'm going to die!"

"I suppose you're drunk?"

Sakura pondered for a moment as she watched Mr. Xia Yuan, who had somehow appeared behind the counter.

"Sister Ying, my dear Sister Ying, don't worry about whether Brother Xia Yuan is drunk or not, come and help Pado quickly. Phew... this feeling is even more intoxicating than that mint that lures cats. We, we really can't take it anymore."

Padofelis opened her cherry-like lips.

Under the pats, its body seemed to instinctively stick its little bottom up, perfectly blending the cat's genes. The little bottom that was sticking up was on the same level as the drunk Xia Yuan behind it.

In her career, Sakura naturally encounters drunken female clients while trying to close deals.

Having considerable experience with the current situation, all that was needed was to stop the other party and prepare a bowl of sobering tea. However, when Ying gently placed her hand on her future boss's shoulder, the drunken Xia Yuan turned his gaze to the pair of fluffy fox ears on Ying's head.

It immediately caught his attention.

His hands left Phyllis's tail and reached for the pair of long, erect ears on Sakura's head.

"Your...Your Excellency?!"

Sakura's tone had lost its previous calmness and composure. Little Pado, who had barely managed to extricate herself, stared blankly at the scene behind her. Oh no, oh no... Sakura-neechan is the most resistant to others touching her ears.

Phyllis could clearly feel that the temperature inside the room had dropped significantly, so she quickly went over to stop the other person's behavior.

"Brother Xia Yuan, stop right there... Huh?!"

She finally managed to remove the other person's left hand from Yingjie's ear, but before she could get her other hand, the hand that had just drooped down was like a nimble snake, wandering around and grabbing her waist.

"Haha... Xia Yuan, could you please stop tickling my belly button? It's so, so itchy!"

Little Pado laughed so hard she almost fell over, completely unable to help the other party. Sakura, with her ears being held by the top of her head, was also unable to exert any strength. The two generals of the Beast Ear Alliance were thus unfortunately defeated and left to be at the mercy of others.

Already quite drunk, Xia Yuan sat comfortably on the bench behind the counter, with a kitten in his left arm and a little fox in his right, thoroughly enjoying himself.

"Sakura, Sister Sakura, how long do you think Xia Yuan will keep holding us like this?"

She's starting to doubt the legitimacy of the studio Xia Yuan works for. Is it a legitimate company or not? What if she signs a contract and gets on a sinking ship? Is there no turning back?

But looking at the treatment Xia Yuan received at his studio, it was as if he was constantly tempting her with countless dried fish.

"Damn it, I just can't refuse!"

Chapter 704 Um, can I sleep on the sofa?

"Perhaps we can only wait until Mr. Xia Yuan sobers up? Phyllis, I'm sorry, I may not be able to hold on any longer."

Sakura, who was initially resistant to having her ears touched, gradually relaxed after a deep massage. The warm, soothing sensation emanating from her ears made her want to drift off to sleep comfortably.

"Sister Ying? My dear Sister Ying, don't fall asleep! What will we do if you fall asleep, meow!"

"I'm sorry, Phyllis, I am..."

Before Sakura could finish speaking, she leaned on Xia Yuan's shoulder and fell into a deep sleep, leaving Padofelis alone to silently stand guard at her post. Sakura's deep sleep also meant that his right hand, which had been resting on Sakura's fox ears, could now be freed up.

Little Paddy had never been so nervous as she watched the opponent's right hand about to strike.

"Xia...Xia Yuan, don't do anything rash! We...we have an innocent kitten! Canned Food, where are you? Come and help us!"

Meow~

The brown kitten on the counter lazily glanced at the two of them, but remained unmoved, seemingly still holding a grudge about having its mouth stuffed with tape earlier.

Just when Little Pado thought she was about to be completely tied to Xia Yuan's pirate ship, a familiar face, whom she hadn't seen in a long time, came to the door. Miss Spring Fairy strode in through the curtain.

Seeing Xia Yuan with two women on either side of her behind the counter, her beautiful eyebrows involuntarily twitched upwards.

"Human, that little imp and I haven't slept a wink all day, searching everywhere for you, and here you are, fooling around!"

Swah——

An angry A-Quan stuck several parasols straight up on the counter.

The sudden tremor jolted Xia Yuan awake from his drunken stupor. Looking at the uninvited guest at the door, he shuddered and quickly released his grip on Phyllis's waist.

"Ah, Ah Quan, let me explain. It's not what you think. I was just helping Xiao Paduo and the others find jobs."

"Work? What kind of job requires you to have women on both sides?"

Seeing that she seemed to be saved, Padofelis suddenly had a brilliant idea: her future wealth and glory depended entirely on this day.

"Sobbing, sobbing..."

"Brother Xia Yuan, you never said work would be like this. My innocence is gone, meow. I can only follow you for the rest of my life, waaaaaah."

"???"

Little Paddo's words were undoubtedly adding fuel to the fire.

He's innocent!

He only touched Phyllis's tail at most, and he got drunk because the other person kept pouring wine into his glass behind the counter.

"Hmph, human, now what explanation do you have? Come home with me!"

Miss Spring Fairy suddenly stomped her foot, unfolding an imaginary space beneath Xia Yuan's feet. After seeing him fall into the imaginary space, she left the tavern without looking back, preparing to interrogate him about his crimes together with the little fairy at home.

Watching the Spring Spirit hurry away, Padofelis patted her little chest.

"Phew, that scared my heart almost out of my chest."

"Canned food, you good-for-nothing kitten! I've raised you for nothing, and you just stood by and watched me die!"

The aura emanating from the other party was many times stronger than what she had seen in [Honkai Adventure]. Fortunately, she and Sister Ying were not involved in Xia Yuan's family affairs, but she probably couldn't keep her shop open now.

Looking at the shards of glass all over the floor, why not just close down?

Seemingly remembering something, Xiao Paduo slapped her forehead, "Oh no, Brother Xia Yuan hasn't paid his bill yet."

She pulled a calculator out from under the counter.

A total of 31000.

She wanted to make Xia Yuan understand that touching the base of a cat's tail wasn't for nothing.

At the same time—

Xia Yuan, who had been detained and brought back, knelt on the soft Houmu cushion, head down, silent.

Snapped--

"Ahem... Xia Yuan, do you know your crime?"

The fairy Ellie, who had somehow acquired a small mustache, stuck it to the sides of her lips. Holding a small board in her little hands, she sat in a custom-made chair, exuding an air of majesty. Meanwhile, A-Quan held a coconut in his hands, looking down at his subjects below.

"Ellie, you have to believe me, I'm really just helping Sakura and Little Paddo find jobs!"

He raised his head, seemingly trying to move the other person with his eyes.

But Fairy Airi patted the board in her hand and said, "Quiet, quiet, Xia Yuan, the Pink Fairy isn't such a rigid person. She wants to believe you too, but introducing a job requires you to have two women on your left and right, right? You know, even I've never touched Sakura's ears!"

"I......."

Why did he feel that the other person was more concerned about Sakura's ears?

"Since he cannot answer, then this Judge, Ellie, will announce the verdict against Xia Yuan: the defendant shall voluntarily crawl into bed to serve the Pink Fairy, and this shall be carried out immediately!"

"???"

She had instructed the fairy Ellie to properly judge the humans, but the humans dared to abuse their power right under her nose.

"You little devil, that's not what we agreed on before!"

Fairy Airi looked at the Spring Spirit with a puzzled expression, then suddenly realized, "Then why don't you come along, Spring Spirit? You're below Little Summer Abyss, and Miss Pink Fairy is above, how about that?" She extended an invitation to her.

Just as A-Quan was about to ask why she was being made to be on the bottom, the fairy Ai-Li whispered something in her ear, and she swallowed back the words she had prepared.

Her eyes became increasingly shimmering, even carrying a hint of hazy redness.

Miss Spring Fairy silently watched Xia Yuan kneeling on the Houmu cushion. His meaningful gaze made him shiver. The two seemed to have reached some kind of consensus, and Ai Li's suggestion was naturally approved by Miss Spring Fairy.

"Um, as punishment, can I sleep on the sofa by myself tonight?" Xia Yuan asked cautiously, raising his hand.

"no!"

"Absolutely not!" they both said in unison.

"Human, don't even think about sleeping on the sofa alone. Humph, you'll never get the chance in this lifetime."

"Xia Yuan, are you planning to obediently go to the soft bed with the pink fairy, or are you planning to have Ellie drag you back?" Fairy Ellie waved her magic wand, smiling sweetly.

Chapter 705 Ellie, dinner's ready!

"Um...I...can I choose not to go back?"

Looking at the two fairies in front of him who wanted to lure him into bed, he wanted to discuss it further, but the fairy Ellie and the spring spirit seemed to be united against him on this issue.

"Of course not!"

"Hmph, little imp, stop dawdling here. I'll hold your legs, you hold your head, and we'll carry this human to the bed together."

"Okay~"

Without giving Xia Yuan a chance to refuse, they carried him directly into the bedroom. In the corner of the bedroom, the pink wardrobe seemed to have been renovated, so there was no longer any need to worry about anyone secretly hiding in it.

"One, two, three, heave-ho!"

He was thus thrown onto the freshly changed bedding by the fairy Ellie and A-Quan. "Little fairy, turn off the light."

"Aili, received~"

"Hmm, once the lights are off, the curtains are drawn, and the blankets are pulled up, no one can save you, Xia Yuan."

In the pitch-black bedroom, in the silent night, a cruel demon and he being devoured, Xia Yuan could feel his clothes being slowly eroded by the two who had crawled into the bed.

After stripping him of everything, the spirit of the spring lay down beside him and wrapped her arms around his neck.

"Ah Quan, no..."

Hush

The fairy Ellie then took over his lips, preventing him from speaking, as if she were using him as a pillow.

The fairy Ai Li said as if coaxing a child, "Little Xia Yuan, it's getting dark, please close your eyes and don't make a sound. This is Ai Li and A Quan's punishment for you, so accept it gratefully~"

He was completely unable to move as the two men attacked him from above and below.

When faced with a problem, I just go to sleep!

He didn't know how he fell asleep amidst their torment. His consciousness gradually became blurred. A-Quan and Xiao Ai-Li were like two cats and insects, twisting and turning on both sides of his body. Even in his dream, Ai-Li didn't let him off the hook, waving her magic wand in front of him, almost as if she was about to hit him on the head.

【Xia Yuan~ How can you sleep at your age!】

One night passed—

Sunlight streamed through the window onto the three people's faces. The first to be awakened was Miss Spring Fairy. She stretched and half-crawled out of bed, her pajamas rumbling incessantly.

"Human, wake up, I'm hungry."

She was told there would be plenty of snacks, but all he did that night was sleep soundly. He didn't even give her a drink, let alone any snacks. She looked at Xia Yuan with resentment and kept shaking his arm.

"Ah, Ah Quan, stop shaking me, let me sleep a little longer."