Crash, the Paradise Typewriter is not designed for this kind of game

With her hands on her hips, she said with displeasure, "Brother Xia Yuan, have you forgotten that you left your adorable little kitten behind?"

"Pado, can you still eat?"

"Hmph, what do you mean I can't eat? I have a very good appetite!"

The kitten was not incapable of anything. Although she did feel very bloated and could not eat anything, Padofelis still forced herself to bring the plate of spicy dried fish that had been specially prepared for Miss Blackie to herself.

To prove his strength, he ate them all in one go.

Miss Kuroki froze on the spot.

Those were the spicy dried fish she had been longing for, specially prepared for her by that rascal and Seele. And this little glutton ate them all in one go. Miss Black Seele was on the verge of tears, and even felt like strangling the other person.

"Hiccup~"

Phyllis patted her even rounder belly and looked at the other person with a smug look. She was a little kitten who never gave up. However, she didn't understand why Xia Yuan looked at her with a hint of pity.

Immediately afterwards—

She felt as if her fur had been standing on end, instinctively sensing the danger that was about to befall her.

"Give me back my dried fish!"

Miss Hei Xi kept shaking Little Paddo's shoulders, but even if she shook Little Paddo dizzy, she couldn't change the fact that the dried fish had already been eaten. However, because Miss Hei Xi's attention was focused on the dried fish that Phyllis had eaten, Xia Yuan was able to enjoy being fed by Xi'er and Rin without Miss Hei Xi's interference.

Seele seems to have gotten used to it; her other self is actually just as kind-hearted as she is and won't actually do anything serious.

"Xiao Yuan, try this~"

“Brother benefactor, try this~” Rin was equally unwilling to be outdone, and was extremely worried about her sister’s taciturn nature. She scolded her sister for being useless, only holding the rice in her hands and not knowing how to share food with her benefactor brother and foster their relationship.

After a relatively pleasant dinner, everyone except for the angry Miss Hei and the stuffed Little Paddy, of course.

"Ugh...it's so bloated, it's killing me."

Padofelis was lying on the sofa in the living room, rubbing her swollen belly with both hands and rolling around on the sofa.

"After eating the spicy dried fish I specially prepared for Miss Hei hope, and then drinking a lot of water because of the spiciness on your tongue, who else would feel bloated if not you?" He sat on the edge of the sofa, relieving Phyllis's bloating.

“Brother Xia Yuan, we’re in this state, and you’re still making sarcastic remarks. When we get back, we’ll tell Sister Ai Li that you’ve bullied us.”

"You little brat, you steal fish and now you want to turn around and blame me?"

Xia Yuan could feel the tension in Phyllis's lower abdomen with just a slight exertion of his hands.

However, Little Pado had a really tough day. Although it was her own fault, he still couldn't bear to bully her. He let Little Pado lie on the sofa and digest her feelings. He was going to go outside and see if Aunt Himeko had returned from the mine.

As they walked out of the small villa, Aunt Himeko was not seen, but Eden, who had come to visit, was instead spotted.

"Mr. Xia Yuan, I apologize for disturbing you. This is a gift I brought for you."

Eden held a carefully prepared gift box in his hand. Before Xia Yuan could refuse, a figure darted out from the small villa behind him.

"Oh dear, Sister Eden, you've already come all this way, why did you bring a gift? Isn't that a bit too formal? But thank you for the gift, Sister Eden~ We'll accept it on behalf of Brother Xia Yuan."

"Pado, your stomach doesn't hurt anymore, right?"

This money-grubbing kitten, upon hearing there was a gift, jumped out more energetically than anyone else.

"Oh dear, oh dear, Xia Yuan, your reminder makes me feel sad again. Let's not talk about this anymore. Let's go to the bedroom and help you open the gift, Xia Yuan, so we won't disturb your reunion with Sister Eden."

She couldn't stop smiling as she skipped past Xia Yuan, not forgetting to wink at him.

It was definitely not enough; I'll double it next time.

"I'm sorry, Eden, you must have found this amusing."

“It’s alright, Mr. Xia Yuan. Phyllis is just that kind of child, spreading joy to everyone. Whenever everyone feels sad in Paradise, it is Phyllis who tries her best to make everyone happy.”

Xia Yuan nodded in agreement.

She's just too mischievous and completely unprepared to be a mother.

Just as the two were chatting about Phyllis, Aunt Himeko came walking from the forest path in the distance, carrying a greatsword.

"Hey buddy, is this the drinking buddy you found for me?"

Aunt Himeko sized up Eden. She seemed alright, at least in terms of a woman's temperament, she was far superior to her. She just wondered if Eden could drink? Perhaps the reason she hadn't found a man was because she lacked that kind of elegant temperament in him?

Even if she can't drink, she's determined to be friends with him.

"Yes, this is Eden. By the way... Sister Himeko, what's the situation inside the mine?"

"Don't worry, bro. With your sister here, there's nothing we can't handle. The ones in the mine are just ordinary Rush-class Honkai Beasts. They were probably attracted by the Honkai energy around the farm."

"That's good."

Hearing Aunt Himeko's answer, Xia Yuan breathed a sigh of relief.

"But I stumbled upon something good in the mine, young man, take a look at this." Aunt Himeko tossed a deep blue object to Xia Yuan, who caught it steadily.

"Is this crystal?"

"Hmm, the scale of the crystal mine far exceeds my expectations. Young man, it looks like you're about to strike it rich~" His first thought was of Miss Hei hope, who had another job to do. His second thought was of Padofelis.

With the crystal ore in the mine, he wasn't worried that Phyllis wouldn't work; in fact, she would cry and beg him to do it.

He could already imagine Padoflis clinging to his leg, pitifully begging him to go down into the mine to dig for crystals. Of course, whether she secretly hid a few crystals after going down there, only little Padof herself would know.

Sakura continued to be in charge of clearing weeds and rocks from the farm.

The specific development of the mine will be assisted by Miss Kuroki and Little Pado to Aunt Himeko. Sooner or later, he will become as rich as a little rich girl like Susanna, and even be able to speak to the bishop with great confidence.

Thinking of this, he couldn't wait to share this good news with Seele.

"Sister Himeko, Eden, I have prepared a room for you to drink and chat, as well as some snacks to go with your drinks."

He led the two to a room in the villa, but just as Xia Yuan was about to leave to share the good news with Xi'er, "Our family is rich," Aunt Ji Zi suddenly put her arm around his shoulder.

Chapter 746 Aunt Himeko, you mustn't!

"Hey bro, don't be in such a hurry to leave. I cleared out all the Honkai Beasts in the mine for you and even dug out some natural crystals. As a thank you, shouldn't you have a drink with me?"

Xia Yuan's expression immediately changed.

What's coming will come eventually, but he still wanted to try to resist. What if Bronya and Mei found out that he was drinking with Himeko-sensei? Wouldn't that ruin his innocence?

"Sister Himeko, I just didn't want to disturb your conversation with Eden."

After all, Aunt Himeko had indeed helped him a lot, so in order not to hurt feelings, he had no choice but to bring up Eden.

“Mr. Xia Yuan, I don’t mind at all. On the contrary, with Mr. Xia Yuan present, the wine I drink will naturally become even more delicious.”

"?!"

His good Eden, how could it fail at this crucial moment? Didn't he understand the implication in his words?

“That’s so true. Of course, the more people there are, the better the wine tastes. As the introducer, how can you back out at the last minute? Come on, let’s go in and have a few drinks together.”

Under Aunt Himeko's incredible strength, he was like a chick being lifted up, completely unable to resist.

After being pulled into a room that resembled a private room by Aunt Himeko, Xia Yuan stood there nervously, his small hands clasped behind his back, pacing back and forth like a male model being forced to perform for the first time... Aunt Himeko and Eden leaned back on the sofa in a relaxed manner.

Is this still his little villa?

I should have known better than to decorate the room so strangely just for the sake of atmosphere...

Under the psychedelic lights above, Aunt Himeko and Eden's gazes simultaneously fell on Xia Yuan, the introducer.

He does like mature and steady older women, but that depends on the occasion, right? In this situation, being stared at like that by Aunt Himeko and Eden, he was really flustered... What's more, both of them are the type who can't live without alcohol, they don't have a trace of composure!

If he drinks too much, whether he can get up tomorrow morning is a minor issue, but what if something happens...?

He didn't even have time to regret it.

More importantly, Miss Hei hope has been getting up early these past few days to clear weeds at the farm. She's like a timed alarm clock, coming to wake him up every day, which has become a unique check-in routine at the farm.

You should know that there is a bed in this room.

What if he wakes up to find himself disheveled by Miss Blackie, and then she exaggerates the story and tells Seele and Bronya? Wouldn't he be completely finished?

Therefore, he decided that he would absolutely not drink a drop of alcohol tonight, in order to remain sober and rational.

While he was thinking, Aunt Himeko and Eden had already clinked glasses countless times. Aunt Himeko, who was slightly drunk, saw that her matchmaker was still standing there dumbfounded and motionless. She couldn't help but reach out and smoothly pull Xia Yuan to her and Eden's side.

"Hey buddy, have a seat!"

"Mr. Xia Yuan, the night is as bright as the starry sky. Why don't we reminisce about the past with some wine?"

Eden raised his glass.

Aunt Himeko's eyes shone brightly. As expected, Eden exuded a strong feminine charm, elegant yet possessing an artistic temperament. She herself couldn't say such things, but she would express them in her own way.

"Hey buddy, come on over for a drink! We're not leaving until we're drunk tonight!"

Aunt Himeko filled her wine glass and handed it to Xia Yuan, but Xia Yuan shook his head decisively and pushed the glass back to her lips. No matter what Aunt Himeko said, he would not compromise tonight.

As for why he didn't speak...

He was afraid that Aunt Himeko would take advantage of his momentary lapse in attention and force-feed him the wine.

Although, he was forcibly brought to the room by Aunt Himeko.

But today he neither speaks nor makes a sound, only nodding and shaking his head, and using a few body language and movements. As long as Aunt Himeko feels that he is a "boring man", it will be the perfect opportunity for him to leave this room and seek help from Seele.

in contrast.

Xia Yuan's attitude, however, aroused a strong desire to conquer in Aunt Ji Zi.

Tonight, she was determined to get them to talk and drink with them until they were completely drunk. "Since you don't want to drink, Eden, let's continue." But this time, the three of them were in slightly different positions.

[Aunt Himeko] → [Xia Yuan] ← [Eden]

Xia Yuan, who was originally standing on one side of the sofa, was forcefully pulled to Aunt Ji Zi's side. As she and Eden clinked glasses, he was sandwiched in the middle, feeling like a sandwich filling, squeezed back and forth...

The intense visual impact and the squeezing sensation on both cheeks made him subconsciously glance to the left and right.

"It's...too big."

Xia Yuan's cheeks flushed red from their collision. He knew that Aunt Himeko was doing it on purpose, trying to make him lose his composure. This atmosphere was far more challenging for his willpower than when he was in the closet with Bronya. He had to hold on.

He gritted his teeth, silently enduring the repeated squeezing and impacts on both sides of his cheeks.

If he keeps squeezing like this, his face will swell up tomorrow and Miss Hei Xi will laugh at him mercilessly, "You naughty guy, how did your face swell up like a pig's head overnight? I can't take it anymore, I have to take a picture and show it to Sister Bronya."

As for why it was Bronya instead of Seele, based on his understanding of Miss Black Seele and the little angel Seele, if he showed the photo to Seele, she would only feel sorry for him and would definitely come to treat him immediately.

So what if it's swollen? It's better than waking up in tattered clothes and being seen by Miss Kuroki.

Aunt Himeko had been keeping an eye on the other party, but she didn't expect the young man to have such a strong tolerance. She had already clinked glasses with Eden several times, but he hadn't made a sound. Since that was the case... she would have to try a different approach.

With the two ceasing to clink glasses, Xia Yuan was finally able to catch his breath from this brief respite.

"Whoo~"

But he didn't think Aunt Himeko would give up so easily.

Xia Yuan secretly observed the other party, and as he expected, this time Aunt Himeko had an extra wine glass in her hand. What was Aunt Himeko planning to do, holding wine glasses in both hands at the same time? Could she be secretly pouring wine for him when he wasn't paying attention?

The next second, Aunt Himeko showed him the answer with her actions.

Aunt Himeko's hands, holding wine glasses, swept over his head, as did the wine glasses in Eden's hands.

"Is this a toast to each other?"

But Xia Yuan quickly refuted this view.

Chapter 747 A welcome situation!

It was less of a toast and more of a nuptial drink.

It was more like Aunt Himeko and Eden were exchanging wine glasses, savoring the fine wine in each other's glasses, only unfortunately there was him in the middle, oh no... he himself became the table.

However, this resulted in Aunt Himeko and Eden drinking from each other's cups.

The two bodies will inevitably lean forward relative to each other, and the space he occupies in the middle will become smaller and smaller as Aunt Himeko and Eden lean forward.

The four hills, like mountains, completely blocked his retreat from all directions.

This time it's not just the cheeks...

Her entire face was to be subjected to the baptism of Aunt Himeko and Eden.

Turning left, he would be baptized by Aunt Himeko; turning right, he would be baptized by Eden. Moreover, the two drinking from each other would inevitably cause their bodies to rise and fall. Being sandwiched in the gap was like having two extremely soft and comfortable towels on either side of him constantly wiping his cheeks.

Who can stand this.

But that wasn't all. After the two of them drank their wine, with each breath of Aunt Himeko and Eden, the mounds around his cheeks seemed to increase in size with each breath.