Kewei thought, sister, just tell me without worry. If there is anything you don’t understand, I will explain it to you later.
"Okay, let's get started now. Let me think about it. Oh, I should start from here..."
Guanghui bent down and took out the teaching aids she had prepared in advance from under the table.
It was a small rectangular red paper box with katakana written on it that Lu Xiuyuan could not recognize, but he could recognize the three big Arabic numerals "001" printed on the surface of the box.
"First, let's learn about condoms."
Guanghui recalled the information she had found earlier and repeated softly: "Condoms are a very important type of family planning product when men and women have sex. They can effectively prevent pregnancy..."
"Um...Sister, interrupt me for a moment." Kewei raised her hand to remind her, "We are ship girls. Generally speaking, it is unlikely that we will get pregnant, so we don't need condoms."
"Um... that seems to be true. But condoms can not only prevent pregnancy, but also increase lubrication. Some girls have less secretion, and using condoms can help..."
"In that case, why not just use lubricant?" Bu Nao interrupted.
Guanghui was stunned for a moment, it seemed that this was correct.
Uh...I don't think I'm really suitable for teaching people.
Is it because I am also a newbie who is cramming at the last minute?
158-Scenario Simulation
The glorious teaching is not even halfway completed, but the journey is already going smoothly.
Lu Xiuyuan found it quite interesting to see Guanghui blushing and hesitating as she tried to explain.
He also realized that it was a bit difficult for Guanghui to teach her theoretical knowledge about gender.
But this is not entirely Guanghui's fault. The main reason is that everyone here is basically a good person. Their theoretical knowledge reserves are not necessarily worse than Guanghui's, and some even surpass him...
I don’t know what tricks Kewei used to trick everyone into taking classes here.
Lu Xiuyuan felt that the current situation was like a group of big-tailed wolves pretending to be newbies, listening carefully to the Huskies' hesitant talk about wolf culture.
And Guanghui is that Husky.
"Sister, how about this." Kewei couldn't bear it any longer and gave Guanghui some advice, "I think we can change the theme of this meeting. Simply talking about the popularization of knowledge about the relationship between the sexes is a bit bland. Why not talk about how to be an excellent wife?"
"Excellent...wife?"
Kewei nodded and said, "The work of an excellent wife naturally includes many aspects. I think this perspective should be more suitable for you, sister."
"What should be done specifically?" Guanghui asked without hesitation.
"Emm..." Kewei thought for a while, and when his eyes swept across Lu Xiuyuan, he got an inspiration, "By the way, Commander, what were you doing before you went home?"
Lu Xiuyuan was stunned. Why did the attention suddenly shift to me?
"I didn't do anything. I was busy training Lafei and the others this afternoon. I just returned to the dormitory after training and hadn't had time to eat when I saw the news about Guanghui, and then I came here."
There was still more than half a month before the exercise began, which was neither long nor short. During this time, Lu Xiuyuan did not expect the members of the Lafite team to learn a variety of new operations, as it would be a waste of time.
During this time they only practiced one thing: accelerating and decelerating to dodge shells.
The planned training time is every afternoon, but Lu Xiuyuan can't just walk away after assigning the tasks. He still has to provide some detailed guidance.
Not to mention the more playful ship girls like Kizuna Ai and Santiago. If Lu Xiuyuan doesn't personally "supervise", many of them will not train well.
"Commander, you really like Lafite..." Shengli supported his cheek with one hand and narrowed his eyes slightly.
If you think about it carefully, Lafite is indeed the most favored one.
During the time the commander has been in the port area, he has either been "resting" or on his way to "resting".
But in order to fulfill Rafi's wish, the commander was in charge of everything from forming the team to training and commanding.
And this will continue until the end of the exercise. How much energy and time will the commander have to spend during this period?
It is such an enviable thing to be able to spend so much time with the Commander.
To put it another way, even if Team Laffey lost the final exercise, the fact that they had such great memories of training with their commander would be worth it even if they couldn't go camping on the island.
Lu Xiuyuan held his head high. If he didn’t pamper his own initial ship, who would he pamper?
"Ahem! I have an idea." Kewei coughed twice and gave a suggestion, "Sister, you see, the commander is so busy now, isn't he very similar to the office workers in human society who work from nine to five?"
"It's a bit like that, what's wrong?"
"What else can I do?" Kewei said, "When my husband comes home tired after a hard day at work, how should a full-time wife serve him? This is what we should learn."
She was so clever and eccentric that she said, "Let's pretend that the commander has just come home. Sister, you will practice what a good wife should do, and we will watch and learn from you."
Kewei was very proactive. Before anyone else could comment, she stood up and half-pushed and half-pulled Lu Xiuyuan and Guanghui to the entrance to simulate the scene.
A few of the Victory Unicorns followed curiously and acted as spectators.
"Okay, let's start, sister. I'm watching carefully." Kewei said.
Guanghui blushed and nodded slightly. It was really not going to end well to be pushed to this position by his sister.
She could only continue this scenario simulation teaching.
Thinking of this, Guanghui raised her swan-like slender neck, and looked at her husband Lu Xiuyuan who had just "returned home" standing at the entrance with gentle and shy eyes, and said: "Welcome home, husband."
Guanghui was serious and wanted to call him commander as usual, but then she thought that this was a teaching scenario simulation, the commander was the husband and she was the wife, so it would be more rigorous to call him husband.
"Forehead......"
The scene changed suddenly and Lu Xiuyuan didn't react for a moment and didn't know what to say.
Ke Wei was like a director. She was even more anxious than Lu Xiuyuan when he didn’t move. Ke Wei reminded him softly, “Commander, say the words, say the words!”
"Oh...I'm back." Lu Xiuyuan cooperated with Guanghui's performance.
"Thank you for your hard work, husband." Guanghui trotted to Lu Xiuyuan and took the coat that Lu Xiuyuan was holding in his arms. "Honey, let me help you with your clothes. You go into the house and have a rest first. Emm... do you want to eat first or take a shower first?"
Lu Xiuyuan thought, Guanghui, has your option been age-graded? If I remember correctly, shouldn't there be three options? Why are there only two left now?
Complaining as he was, Lu Xiuyuan did not deliberately embarrass or tease Mrs. Guanghui. He touched his stomach and realized that he had not eaten anything after training that night, so he subconsciously said, "Let's eat first."
"Okay, then I'll..."
"No, no!" Kewei corrected, "Sister, you forgot that we had dinner in the cafeteria last night, and you didn't cook now! So I told you that you can't eat now."
"Then... take a shower first?" Lu Xiuyuan asked tentatively.
“No water either.”
Lu Xiuyuan shrugged directly: "Then how do you want me to answer? I haven't cooked a meal, and I haven't even run a bath. Am I supposed to just stand here with Guanghui?"
"Commander, why are you so inflexible?" Kewei winked at Lu Xiuyuan, "If you can't answer questions, can't you take the initiative to create problems or use actions to solve problems?"
Lu Xiuyuan: “???”
Kewei was so disappointed with his friend that he gave a hint: "Commander, imagine that you are a social animal..."
"Um... I don't think I need to imagine..."
It’s not that Lu Xiuyuan is overconfident, but based on his experience as a corporate slave, no one present here understands corporate slaves better than him, no one.
"Well, Commander, you are a social animal. You have endured the PUA of your unscrupulous boss all day. You finally made it to the end of the day and were about to go home to relax when you were suddenly told to voluntarily work overtime..."
After hearing this, Lu Xiuyuan suddenly felt a headache.
The terrible words brought back memories that Lu Xiuyuan didn't want to look back on.
Stop talking about it, it's terrible. I'm obviously having a great time in Minato, enjoying myself here, don't remind me of that life as a corporate slave, Kora!!!
"Ahem! Anyway, Commander, you are very tired now, and you are also being wronged in the company, and you have a lot of complaints."
Kewei continued, "Then, Commander, you return home and see your gentle, virtuous and charming wife waiting for you at the entrance. She is wearing a pure white home dress, has beautiful long snow-white hair and a warm and righteous heart. Commander, don't you want to do something to vent your anger?"
The more Lu Xiuyuan listened, the more he felt that what Kewei said was wrong, so he asked, "Do you mean that I should execute Guanghui right there at the door?"
Guanghui's pretty face also blushed. She finally understood what Kewei meant. He was going to give them a practical lesson at the entrance...
Guanghui whispered, "It's terrible... Although I understand what you mean, it's not a good idea to do it in the entrance anyway... What if someone passing by hears it..."
Seeing that Sister Guanghui seemed to be somewhat persuaded by his words, Kewei immediately added fuel to the fire: "It's okay, we're all at home, no one will know. Besides, who would be so lucky to come to our doorstep and eavesdrop?"
Lu Xiuyuan interrupted and said, “It’s hard to say. After all, the Battle of Xuanguan in history also happened in this way.”
"The Battle of Genkan...what is that? Onii-chan, was there such a battle in the history of Donghuang?" Unicorn asked after suddenly hearing a term he didn't understand.
Lu Xiuyuan glanced at his innocent sister and said, "I suggest that Unicorn, you better not know... Well, it seems that it doesn't matter if you know..."
"So what exactly is the Battle of the Genkan, Onii-chan?" Unicorn only had a vague idea of what he heard.
Lu Xiuyuan scratched his head, not knowing how to explain to Unicorn, so he simply gave up: "This is an old trick. Go ask Qianwei next time. Maybe she will know..."
"Stop, stop, stop! Commander!" Kewei said, "Don't change the subject by talking about some inexplicable battle at the entrance. Anyway, Commander, you promised us before that you would cooperate with Sister Guanghui to teach us about sex."
"Well, now is your chance, Commander. It's time for you to show off your manliness. Show us your masculinity and let us watch and learn from you."
The awesome and responsible combination of Lu Xiuyuan and Guanghui.
Honestly speaking, although Kewei's matchmaking skills were a bit exaggerated, Lu Xiuyuan was still quite touched by the girl's sincere efforts to get him to eat the rice bowl.
But Lu Xiuyuan couldn't help but say, "Although, I still want to say that if I get home after a tiring day at work, I think my first need might not be to relieve stress right away. If I do it right away, you're not being realistic."
Kewei thought, I have never been a social slave, how can I know how a social slave feels when he goes home?
The girl put her hands on her hips and puffed out her cheeks and said, "Then what do you think is real?"
Lu Xiuyuan stood there and thought for a while.
In fact, you don't have to think about it, just recall your past work time.
Three seconds later, Lu Xiuyuan walked out of his memories.
It seems that because Kanhan is a idealist, the impact of recalling these highly stimulating behaviors is more easily reflected.
After recalling his life as a corporate slave, although Lu Xiuyuan's physical appearance had not changed at all, his temperament inexplicably became somewhat decadent.
Lu Xiuyuan imagined the scene of himself returning home after being subjected to PUA at the company.
Ah, a handful of bitter tears.
When I got home...there was no one to talk to in the small rented apartment. I could only go to the kitchen alone to heat up yesterday's leftovers, and then find a corner where no one would notice me and slowly nibble on the hard-earned food like a wounded little animal.
What would the scene be like if I had met Guanghui at that time?
Thinking of this, looking at the glorious lady in front of him, Lu Xiuyuan subconsciously took a step forward.
He hugged Guanghui with both hands and buried his head in the latter's tall chest.
This is something I have always wanted to do in real life but could never do.
"Guanghui..." Lu Xiuyuan hugged Guanghui, his voice low and tired.
"I'm here, Commander."
"I'm so tired and hungry. I don't want to go to work anymore."
Although I know that this is a scenario simulation, I can still feel Guanghui's thoughtfulness and care. The commander's mental fatigue is not fake.
She gently stroked Lu Xiuyuan's rough short hair and comforted him, "If you don't want to go, then don't go."
"But what if I don't work and have no money? What if I can't afford to buy a house in the city? What if I can't afford to get married?"
"It doesn't matter if we don't have money. I can earn money to support the Commander." Guanghui said, "It doesn't matter if we can't buy a house. As long as the Commander doesn't mind, we can find a place deep in the mountains and old forests and live a life where the man farms and the woman weaves."
"We can build a cabin near the lake, plant an apple tree in the spring, go fishing in the summer, enjoy the harvest in the fall, and gather around the fireplace in the winter to keep warm and enjoy the snow."
"I remember that you like pets very much, Commander. We can raise some corgis and ragdoll cats. Oh, no, no, in the deep mountains and old forests, it is better to raise a pastoral dog that can guard the house and a tabby cat that can catch mice, right?"
"As for what you said about not being able to get married..."
Guanghui thought about it and then smiled generously: "If you can't afford it, then don't. Marriage is just a formality. What's important is that two people are together."
"Anyway, I'm already the commander's man, in this life, the next life, and the next life after that... It seems a bit endless, but if it needs to be endless, then it's fine. I'm willing to do that."
Lu Xiuyuan was suddenly moved and felt a little sore in the tip of his nose.
Think about it carefully, you study for the purpose of taking exams, you take exams for the purpose of finding a job, you find a job for the purpose of making money, you make money for the purpose of buying a house, and you buy a house for the purpose of getting married.
Many times, men’s material desires are not that strong. They don’t need brand-name clothes, nor do they care whether the food is expensive or fine. They don’t care whether the house is big or not, as long as it’s just about right.
But the only thing I want is a family, and there is no doubt about that. If it weren't for the family, who would be willing to be exploited by the company?
Now Guanghui has expressed that he is willing to stay with me no matter I am rich or poor, and he is willing to give me a home. If I say I am not touched, I would be lying.
"Wait a minute! Sister, you and the commander have gone to the mountains to live a happy life of farming and weaving. What should we do?"
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