Azur Lane, I really didn’t lose my memory!

"Hey~~" Kizuna Ai looked at Shinjo Akane who was hugging the commander happily and said worriedly, "But the commander is a big pervert. If Akane-chan sleeps with the commander, he will definitely do something to her."

Lu Xiuyuan was so upset after hearing this. Why is my reputation in the port area like this? Although it is true that I am a big pervert, but Qian is my marriage ship now, what's wrong with me being a little perverted?

"That's right, I'll do this and that, and do it in a big way~" Shinjo Akane has a bit of a bad taste, she likes to tease Kizuna Ai and play, "Then do you want to come with me tonight, Ai-chan?"

"Dah-"

Kizuna Ai clasped her hands together and crossed them in front of her chest: "The Commander is a big pervert. When I was a secretary ship before, the Commander liked to poke my chest. He dares to do this even though I'm not the commander of a marriage ship. I don't even dare to imagine what will happen if I become a marriage ship!"

"Eh~" Hearing this, Xin Tiao Qian turned her head and looked at Lu Xiuyuan beside her: "So Commander, you have done this to Ai-chan?"

“Uh…” Lu Xiuyuan was embarrassed, “I guess I did.”

To be honest, poking the KanColle's chest to make it sound very touching is a traditional skill of Azur players.

But Lu Xiuyuan put Aijiang on the secretary ship position and poked her, just to listen to any "Hua Q" voice.

Seeing the commander frankly admitting what he had done in the past, Kizuna Ai continued: "I'm not as easy to talk to as Akane-chan. Commander, if you want to marry me, I won't agree, unless..."

"Unless what?"

Although Lu Xiuyuan has no plans to marry Aijiang at the moment, Aijiang is very cute after all. Who knows, if they get married on impulse one day, it’s better to listen to Aijiang’s next “unless” first.

"Unless... Commander, you give me your Supreme Sausage, I will consider it." Missing the taste of that night a little, Kizuna Ai emphasized, "I will only consider it, it doesn't mean I will definitely agree!"

"Supreme... sausage? What is that?" Lu Xiuyuan was a little confused. If he wanted to have love in marriage, was it just as simple as eating something?

But then again, what is this supreme sausage?

Hearing the words of "Supreme Ham", Xin Tiao Qian's calm little face rarely showed a trace of panic, and she hurriedly said: "It's nothing, it's just a little bit of special food."

"really?"

"Of course it's true." Shinjo Akane said calmly, looking away at Kizuna Ai and saying, "But by the way, Ai-chan, didn't you say that the Supreme Ham tasted a bit fishy and not tasty? Why do you want to eat it now?"

Kizuna Ai is as pure as a piece of paper, or this girl is silly and cute. She made no secret of it: "It tasted a bit strange at the time, but when I thought about it afterwards, it was okay. Emm... How should I put it? It feels like durian, it doesn't smell good, but it tastes good. Then it's easy to get addicted to it, and I feel uncomfortable if I don't eat it for a meal. It makes people unable to stop..."

The more you eat, the more addicted you become?

Do you feel uncomfortable after skipping a meal?

Can't stop?

The more Lu Xiuyuan listened, the more he felt that Kizuna Ai's words were incomprehensible. Are you sure you are really talking about ham and not taking drugs?

Lu Xiuyuan couldn't help but ask curiously, "What kind of ham did Kizuna eat that made you exaggerate so much?"

"What ham? Of course it's yours, Commander... woooooooooooo!!!"

Before Kizuna Ai could finish her words, Miss Nagashima suddenly appeared from behind her and covered her mouth!

"what!"

Miss Nagashima screamed and said, "Oh no, Commander, I remembered that the gas stove at home was not turned off at noon."

Miss Nagashima felt a little guilty, after all, what she did was indeed a bit unfair.

Although she was not the mastermind in persuading Kizuna to eat ham, she also condoned Akane Shinjo's behavior and was considered half an accomplice.

Lu Xiuyuan squinted his eyes and looked Miss Changdao up and down. When the latter looked away guiltily and dared not look at him, Lu Xiuyuan knew that this matter might not be that simple.

But since Miss Nagashima was hiding something, Lu Xiuyuan didn't bother to investigate further. If he really wanted to get to the bottom of it, he could just talk to Kizuna Ai some other day. This girl obviously knew something, which was why Miss Nagashima covered her mouth.

Moreover, Aijiang is a girl with a straightforward personality. She is not smart and can't keep secrets. As long as Lu Xiuyuan uses a little trick, I believe Aijiang will easily confess everything.

Not long after, several people returned to the old dormitory building.

Lu Xiuyuan did not choose to go back to his or Dido's room.

It is said that old people are not as fragrant as new ones. I have to spend the night in Qian's room tonight.

However, when Lu Xiuyuan walked into Xin Tiao Qian's room, he was stunned by the decoration of the girl's room.

There are several sets of action figure display cabinets in the living room, and a large number of monster models are placed on the partitions inside.

The room was clean, but there were black garbage bags filled with garbage scattered around in the corners.

These things piled up in the beautiful girl's room seemed a bit out of place.

Well, Lu Xiuyuan just remembered that Shinjo Akane had a homegirl setting. Although she looked like a well-educated rich girl outside, she was actually a stay-at-home monster collector who was too lazy to even take out the garbage.

"What's wrong, Commander? Are you disillusioned with the beautiful girl's room?" Shinjo Akane put her hands behind her back and leaned forward. The justice on her chest looked even more shocking under the pull of gravity.

"No, I think it's quite contrasting and very interesting."

Lu Xiuyuan told the truth, the contrast of cuteness is the most interesting thing.

At this moment, Lu Xiuyuan caught a glimpse of a corner of the living room near the balcony, where a huge Manchu plush doll was placed, but the middle part of the doll was strangely sunken.

Soon, Lu Xiuyuan understood why the Manchu doll was sunken.

I saw Xin Tiao Qian lying directly on the Manju doll very comfortably. The plush doll was turned into a Manju-shaped sofa by the girl.

Seeing that the commander was concerned about the Manchu doll under her butt, Xin Tiao Qian moved her butt to make some space, patted it and said, "Hey~ Commander, do you want to sit next to me? I'm not exaggerating, but this sofa... is super soft~"

Lu Xiuyuan sat next to Xin Tiaoqian without any hesitation.

A man and a single woman were alone in a room, so Lu Xiuyuan didn't need to pretend to be a gentleman. He just held the soft and gentle girl in his arms and touched her all over.

"Mou~~ Commander, really, don't be so impatient..."

"Hurry, hurry, hurry!"

"I know you're anxious, Commander, but don't be anxious yet." Xin Tiao Qian jumped up from the sofa, took Lu Xiuyuan's hand and said, "Come on, Commander, since you want to visit my room, let's visit the room first."

I don’t know if Xin Tiao Qian is deliberately teasing Lu Xiuyuan or wants to introduce her monster.

The girl took Lu Xiuyuan's hand and excitedly introduced to him the monster models in her figurine display cabinet.

"This is Golzan, that is Melba, and that one over there is..."

"Commander, let me tell you about these monsters..."

"How's it going? Isn't it great?"

When introducing her favorite monster, the girl seemed like a different person, enthusiastic and full of energy.

Although Lu Xiu is far from being able to match Xin Tiao Qian's brain waves when it comes to monsters, at least he is a qualified listener.

"This is..." Akane Shinjo picked up another monster model.

"This is Tigali's Garula, right?"

When he was a child, his family was poor, and as for special effects films, Lu Xiuyuan had only watched "Tiga" on TV, which had been replayed countless times.

"If I remember correctly, it's a super ancient monster, right? Like Golzan, it has many holes on its body."

"That's right!" Shinjo Akane said excitedly, "So Commander, you also understand monsters."

"Only a little."

"Then what is this?"

"Silver Dragon Silbagon. Speaking of which, I've always felt that this monster is relatively unlucky. It usually stays in its own rainbow secret realm and sleeps. It doesn't take the initiative to go out and harm others. Those bones in the abandoned vehicles are probably starved to death."

"In the end, not only did a group of people enter its home, but it also attracted Gadi. After getting rid of Gadi in no time, Tiga Tiga revealed the secret of its static vision, and then it was raped..."

"sou~sou~" Akane Shinjo nodded in agreement.

Then the girl held up a humanoid monster and asked, "What about this one? Does the commander know this one too?"

Lu Xiuyuan looked at the triangle-headed alien in the girl's hand and was puzzled for a moment.

The presence of aliens is not as strong as that of monsters, and it has been so long since then that Lu Xiuyuan couldn’t remember it for a while.

"Baltan?"

After saying that, Lu Xiuyuan saw Xin Tiaoqian frowning slightly.

Lu Xiuyuan knew that he had guessed wrong, so he quickly corrected himself and said, "No, no, Baltan is a lobster man, this is..."

Lu Xiuyuan really couldn't think of it, so he put his hands together and said, "It's a bit difficult, Qian-chan, can you give me a hint?"

Xin Tiao Qian thought for a moment and said, "Abandoning his wife and children."

Abandoning his wife and children? Lu Xiuyuan had an impression.

"I remember now. The Raichurans are probably the most shameless aliens in Tiga. Not only did they vandalize the space station, but when the spaceship crashed, they immediately abandoned their wife and children and fled alone in the escape pod. Later, when they fought Tiga, they were also very despicable, kowtowing and begging for mercy, and using windmill attacks."

"Hearing your contemptuous tone, Commander...Do you think you would do better than him if you were a Raichuran?" asked Akane Shinjo.

“It’s hard to say about other things, but at least I won’t abandon my wife and children.” Lu Xiuyuan said firmly.

"It's hard to say... When the time comes, people may do anything to protect themselves." said Xin Tiao Qian.

"That's right. Let me ask you this: if it was you or another ship girl, and we were both on a spaceship, and it blew up, but there was only one escape pod, who would you give the only chance of survival to?"

"Commander, I don't want to answer this question. Besides, this isn't a question, it's a statement." Shinjo Akane said, "For a ship girl, the commander is always the first in her heart, and the second can only be herself, so you already know the answer to this question, you are asking knowingly."

"Yeah, I know but I still want to hear you say it."

Lu Xiuyuan went on to say: "I have many faults, such as weak willpower, being a bit astringent, and coveting a comfortable life. But I also have many advantages, such as being honest and trustworthy. I will do my best to fulfill my promises to others. But in fact, I also have a great advantage or principle in life."

"That is, if someone treats me well, I will definitely treat others well!"

"I am lucky in this world. Even though everyone is so outstanding and powerful, they still regard someone as ordinary as me as more precious than their own life."

"To be honest, everything I enjoy now is thanks to you guys."

"So...if the day really comes when the spaceship explodes, it would be better for us to die together so that we can be company, rather than living alone with guilt."

164 - Eavesdropping

With a beautiful girl in his arms, a man who has tasted the sweetness of a girl will always be restless.

As Lu Xiuyuan was talking, he saw Xin Tiaoqian's thin pink lips and felt itchy in his heart, so he pretended to kiss her.

"Don't worry, Commander."

Xin Tiao Qian pressed her palm against Lu Xiuyuan's face to stop him from taking any further action.

The girl seemed to be quite concerned about Lu Xiuyuan's answer just now, and then asked: "Commander, from what you said just now, is your awareness so high?"

Lu Xiuyuan slapped Xin Tiaoqian's palm and gently pecked the latter's pink little mouth.

He directly answered the question from Xin Tiaoqian, but said from another angle: "To be honest, I have thought about a question before."

"tell me the story."

"The Shipgirl is an extremely powerful being. Even a Shipgirl who has just awakened from the Mind Cube has the ability to easily destroy an entire human fleet. This is the power she has just awakened. If this Shipgirl grows up for a period of time, she will be even more powerful."

Lu Xiuyuan continued, "So I've always wondered, does someone as powerful as KanColle have any weaknesses?"

Shinjo Akane thought for a while: "Shipgirls are invulnerable to swords and guns, and are invulnerable to water and fire. Even the most powerful nuclear weapons of mankind are useless in front of shipgirls. But if we really have to talk about weaknesses, there is still one..."

As Xin Tiao Qian spoke, her beautiful eyes subconsciously looked at Lu Xiuyuan.

"Yes, the weakness is being a human commander." Lu Xiuyuan said, "When I was still a human, I was always worried. Since the commander is the sky of the ship girls, what should we do if the human government catches me and directly uses the commander to control the ship girls?"

People in Donghuang like to be prepared for danger in times of peace. When Lu Xiuyuan can't sleep on weekdays, he likes to think about these problems to pass the time.

"Commander, you are worrying too much. The situation you mentioned will never happen." Xin Tiao Qian said.

"Why not?"

"It's very simple. You are the only one in the world who can awaken the Ship Girl from the Mind Cube. Only you can establish a mysterious spiritual connection with the Ship Girl, and the Ship Girl will only recognize you as her commander."

Akane Shinjo said: "Humans are no match for the Sirens. Only the Shipgirls can defeat the Sirens. This is a recognized fact. Therefore, the port area and human society are in a relationship of mutual dependence. We provide them with protection from the Sirens, and they provide us with supplies and logistics, that's all. Besides, even if they really want to hold the commander hostage to control the Shipgirls, we will not agree."

"Is that so? It seems that I did think too much before, but I got a little off topic. I am not interested in political struggles, and I don't want to get involved."

Lu Xiuyuan has no interest in politics. He just wants to stay at home and live a peaceful and shameless life with his wife, the ship girls.

"I said that weakness was just a random thought of mine before. Besides, now I have become a ship man, which means that the only weakness before is gone. The port area now has no weaknesses."

"Then why are you saying this, Commander?" asked Xin Tiao Qian.

"What I want to say is that I have had such crazy thoughts before... As the saying goes, you dream about what you think about during the day. Under such circumstances, one day I had a very disgusting dream."

"Dream?"

Lu Xiuyuan nodded and continued:

"I dreamed that I went on an adventure in the mountains and forests with my shipgirl. Uh... Qian, you don't need to ask me why I went on an adventure in the mountains and forests when I had nothing to do. I said it was a dream. Many things in the dream are illogical."

"Anyway, my shipgirl and I went exploring in the mountains and forests, and unfortunately I was bitten by a poisonous snake."

"The longer you delay a snake bite, the harder it is to treat."