Azur Lane, I really didn’t lose my memory!

Lu Xiuyuan asked directly: "What kind of newspaper is this? How can there be such outrageous news? Let me take a look and criticize it. Let me see which unscrupulous reporter dares to write this!"

Lu Xiuyuan was a little annoyed.

This is definitely a smear on his reputation. Although he is a bit shy, but giving a ring to someone who touches his breasts... well... it's not impossible.

Cough!

But even if it is possible to do it, he will definitely not make it public so blatantly. He still has to save some face.

"Then... Commander, I'll add you as my friend. If you agree, I'll send you the electronic version."

"it is good."

After adding friends, Houston sent today's port district daily report to Lu Xiuyuan, and then quickly set the latter as a special contact.

Although the method in the newspaper was unreliable and I didn't get the ring, but adding the commander as my friend was a blessing in disguise.

No loss, no loss.

On the other side, Lu Xiuyuan was looking down at the electronic version of today's Hong Kong District Daily on his mobile phone.

Use bold black font to create the most eye-catching headline in the most conspicuous position in the newspaper.

"Exposure! Will you marry me if I touch you?"

"The dark side! The power-sex transaction in the port area - how did the marriage ship come to be?"

"Shocked! A new method of becoming a wedding ship that 99% of the shipgirls don't know about!"

There is a picture below the title.

On the deserted beach, a young girl in a shirt and bra stood in front of a tall man.

The man stretched out his hand, and although it was unclear what he was doing due to the angle, considering the girl's position, posture, and clothing, it was not difficult to judge that the man was doing something indecent to the girl's chest.

Lu Xiuyuan was very upset.

This...isn't this the scene of me wiping Qian's chest yesterday afternoon?

I swear to God, I was just using a tissue to wipe the saliva off Qian's chest!

There is really no such thing as a dirty thing, and it is naturally impossible to touch a girl's breast.

Although he had done everything that should have been done in the bridal chamber at night, at least at that time, Lu Xiuyuan was still a gentleman.

"commander?"

Houston saw that Lu Xiuyuan looked a little unhappy, and asked in a low voice: "Is the report...wrong?"

"It's a rumor. This is blatant slander." Lu Xiuyuan then asked, "Who took this photo? Who wrote the article?"

"Um...I don't know."

If it offends someone, Houston doesn't want to say it, and even if he knows, he will definitely say he doesn't know.

However, the girl forgot one thing. Generally, a report would indicate the author, source and other information.

Lu Xiuyuan went straight to the end of the article.

Photographer: Gridley

Written by: Aoba

Okay, okay, it’s you two little guys who are making up dirty rumors about me, right?

"Gridley and Qingye, where are their offices? I'll go find them." Lu Xiuyuan said to Houston.

"Ah this...I..." Houston hesitated.

Anyone with a discerning eye could see that the commander was a little unhappy now. Houston thought that Gridley and Aoba were going to be in big trouble. They were playing a joke on the commander. Isn't this just asking for trouble?

"Well, forget it. I won't embarrass you, Houston. I'll go ask myself later."

Lu Xiuyuan saw Houston's dilemma and didn't let her be the bad guy.

He took out his cell phone, found Zhenhai's contact information, and after a simple phone call, he got the address of Gridley's news agency.

Gridley and her colleagues' news agency is located on the floor below the port office, not far from here.

He simply said goodbye to Houston and told Marseillaise that he would be out for a while, so he asked them to play in the gym by themselves and would be back later.

Walking along the tiled road, Lu Xiuyuan soon arrived at the office building in the port district's government affairs zone.

Although it is called the government district, there is actually only one office building in the entire government district. Initially, it was only intended to be used as an office for the commander and secretary ship to handle official business.

As for business, since the shops in the port area are hobbies, the purpose is not to make a profit. So you can open a shop however you want, even in the middle of nowhere.

But in order to be efficient in handling official business, it is naturally impossible for one person to go to a building according to his or her interests and hobbies.

Lu Xiuyuan stood at the door of the office building and suddenly felt reluctant to go in.

He was a little annoyed at first and wanted to find Gridley and Aoba to question them.

But on the way, less than a thousand meters away, he was stopped by two ship girls. Without saying a word, the two ship girls unbuttoned their clothes and showed Lu Xiuyuan the justice on their chests.

Before Lu Xiuyuan had the time to explain that these were all pranks played by Gridley and the others and that the reports in the newspapers were all rumors, he was forcibly grabbed by the hand by the ship girl who blocked his way and was poked in the chest voluntarily.

Afterwards, when the two ship girls calmed down and listened to Lu Xiuyuan's explanation, the expressions on their faces changed from excitement and excitement to loss and regret...

Lu Xiuyuan also felt it was a bit of a pity.

Although the news that the two ship girls received was false, the touch that Lu Xiuyuan felt with his hands just now was real!

So, when Lu Xiuyuan arrived at the door of the office building, Little Head controlled Big Head, and he didn't want to cause trouble for Gridley and the others.

It seems like it's not bad to let the fake news continue to be misunderstood like this. At least there is a "legitimate reason" for the KanColle to be voluntarily poked in the chest.

Just as Lu Xiuyuan was pacing back and forth at the door of the office building, thinking about whether he should stop and go home.

At this moment, a playful girl's voice sounded.

"commander?"

Lu Xiuyuan turned around and took a look.

The girl is petite, with long pink hair down to her waist, tied with a white bow ribbon. She wears a beige shirt, a white shirt and a pleated skirt, and cute round-toed leather shoes under her black stockings. She looks like a childhood sweetheart next door, but unfortunately...

The girl's breasts are so flat that it looks like they can carry a carrier-based aircraft.

"Miji Ayase?"

The girl's dress was indeed somewhat similar to the heroine that Lu Xiuyuan had seen in another porn movie, so he subconsciously said the name.

"Miji Ayase? Who is that?"

The girl skipped over to Lu Xiuyuan, stood on tiptoe and said, "Commander, I'm Saratoga, your favorite magical girl, Xiao Jiajia. You didn't forget me after losing your memory, did you?"

"file..."

Being used to seeing Saratoga, Lu Xiuyuan subconsciously said the word "file". Then he noticed that the girl's face turned ugly after hearing the word "file", so he quickly changed his words:

"Oh... You wrongly blamed me, Xiao Jiajia. I forgot that no one can forget my favorite Xiao Jiajia." Lu Xiuyuan's lips were smeared with honey, "Magical Girl Saratoga-chan likes me the most."

Although Saratoga is a girl, her personality is in some sense close to that of a little girl. Her joy, anger, sorrow and happiness are all shown on her face and she can't hide them at all.

After hearing Lu Xiuyuan's sweet words, she immediately smiled: "I told you, with the bond between the commander and I, how could I lose to a little amnesiac? But then again, who is this Sansi Ayase you mentioned just now, commander?"

"Well... a character in a game I played before, his outfit is quite similar to today's Gaga, but I don't recommend you to check it out."

To be honest, Xiao Jiajia has always appeared as a little girl with a ponytail. Today she suddenly let her hair down, giving people a very novel feeling.

And if you look closely, not only the file on the chest, but also Xiao Jiajia's hair color and eye color are quite similar to Mitsuki Ayase. If Xiao Jiajia were to cosplay Mitsuki Ayase, it should be a perfect restoration, right?

"Then what are you doing here, Commander? I heard that you've been recuperating recently? Secretary-General Zhenhai shouldn't need you to come to the office to work for the time being, right?" Saratoga asked.

Since the original purpose was to settle accounts with Gridley and the others, Lu Xiuyuan subconsciously said: "No, I came to find Gridley..."

Lu Xiuyuan stopped talking halfway. He was not sure whether he should go to Gridley to settle the score next.

After all, that fake news did bring him a lot of benefits, and what he lost was just his reputation, which he didn't have in the first place.

"What a coincidence? Commander, are you here to play with Gridley as well?" Saratoga came over and took Lu Xiuyuan's hand. Without asking for his opinion, she led him forward. "Since it's on the way, let's go find Gridley together."

Lu Xiuyuan thought to himself, Jia Jia, you are here to play with Gridley, but I am here to cause trouble.

Originally, I thought I wouldn’t suffer any loss so I planned to just let it go, but since you are so enthusiastic, I might as well find some “trouble” with Gridley and the others since I am here.

In a room of the news agency on the first floor of the office building.

Little Gridley was sorting out the latest issue of the reader satisfaction questionnaire. After counting the data, the little girl excitedly shouted, "Editor-in-Chief Qingye, this issue's reader satisfaction has reached a new high!"

The capable girl with green twin ponytails, who was called the editor-in-chief, sat on a recliner behind a valuable desk. She moved two fingers of her right hand slightly, and the pen rotated twice on the girl's fingertips, and said proudly:

"I'm right, right? The Commander is definitely the hot topic in Hong Kong news right now. If we focus on filming the Commander, we'll definitely be able to capture some big news that will be both well-received and popular!"

Gridley agreed, "That's right. Since the commander came back, our newspaper sales and satisfaction have increased several times."

"What do you call this? This is called sensitivity to news!" Qingye said eloquently, "If you grasp the wind, you grasp the market. If you stand on the wind, even a pig can take off!"

"But... wouldn't it be a bit inappropriate for us to write that in the newspaper? I heard that there are really many ship girls who are ready to follow the method we suggested..."

Gridley was a little worried. After all, even if the content of the report and the photos were correct.

But the headlines and speculations in the reports were full of subjectivity and misleading. Gridley worried, "What if the commander gets angry and we get to the bottom of it..."

"I don't think so..." Qingye was a little unsure, "Although our report is indeed exaggerated, this may not be a bad thing for the commander and everyone else..."

"Why do you say that?" Gridley was just a child after all, and didn't understand the twists and turns between adults.

"Little Gridley, you are still a little young." Qingye was obviously a girl, but she said in a mature tone, "You don't really think that those ship girls who want to get the ring in this way really believe in this method?"

Gridley suddenly didn't understand. What did they mean by "the ship girls who used this method don't believe in this method?" If they didn't believe in it, why did they use this method?

Aoba was about to explain when the office door was suddenly pushed open.

Saratoga with long pink hair rushed in: "Gridley, I'm here to play with you! Look who else I brought here."

"Little Gaga!"

Seeing Little Gaga, Gridley, as a little fan girl, suddenly became excited, and her bad mood caused by worrying about the commander's further investigation was instantly forgotten.

But then, when he saw the commander behind Little Gaga, Gridley suddenly felt disheartened.

It’s over, it’s over. The commander never comes to the news agency before, but as soon as yesterday’s newspaper was published, he came this afternoon. He is definitely here to call us to task!

"Hello, Gridley and Qingye." Lu Xiuyuan greeted with a smile.

"Hello, that's not right!" Gridley shook her head and said, "Commander, what are you doing here at the news agency?"

"Can't I just come and see you guys if I have nothing to do?" Lu Xiuyuan walked to the leather sofa in the office and sat down directly.

"Of course." Gridley, who is usually lively and active, is like a good boy at this moment. I thought you were here to ask... "

"That's right, I'm here to hold you accountable!" Looking at the little girl's timid look, Lu Xiuyuan couldn't help but want to tease her.

To be honest, when Lu Xiuyuan first saw the story between him and Qian being published in the Hong Kong District Daily using UC font, he was a little annoyed.

After all, no matter what, secretly filming and reporting is wrong.

But after weighing the pros and cons and seeing Gridley's timid look, Lu Xiuyuan's annoyance suddenly disappeared.

After all, this is just a prank played by one's own child, and the impact is not very bad. A simple criticism and education will be enough, and there is no need to make a big deal out of it.

But Lu Xiuyuan has a bad taste, and he still has to scare and tease little girls...

170-Unspoken rules

"What the hell, Commander, I did something wrong."

Gridley was already feeling a little guilty, and now that the commander was personally coming to hold him accountable, he glanced around and didn't dare to look Lu Xiuyuan in the eye.

"If apologies are useful, what do we need the police for? Lu Xiuyuan stood up and tried his best to look angry.

"What, what, what? What happened? Tell me, Gridley, what did you do to make the commander so angry?"

Saratoga, who had been watching from the sidelines, was confused.

She is a person who likes to watch the fun.

So why did the commander scold Gridley now? What interesting things happened in the meantime? Someone come and tell me!

"That little Gaga, is it because of the newspaper?" Gridley said in a low voice with his head down.

In front of Lu Xiuyuan, this blond little girl with a tomboyish personality was hesitant and timid. How could she look like a naughty child at all?

"Newspaper? What's wrong with the newspaper? I've read the latest issue of the newspaper. The report is great." Saratoga said, "I didn't know that you can get the ring by just letting the commander touch his chest. How come I didn't find out about such a simple thing until now? If it weren't for Gridley's newspaper reminder, I wouldn't have known there was such a way. It really helped a lot!"

"Um... Sorry to interrupt your conversation." Editor-in-Chief Qingye stopped spinning her pen. She looked at Saratoga in disbelief and asked, "Xiao Jiajia, you don't... really believe in that method, do you?"