Azur Lane, I really didn’t lose my memory!

He reminded her in advance, "Noshiro, why are you still wrapped in a bath towel? According to the custom of the Sakura Empire, you can't bring a bath towel to a hot spring, right? Take it off quickly."

Noshiro blushed and whispered, "You don't remember anything else, but you remember this clearly, Commander."

Lu Xiuyuan was not ashamed but proud: "Not only do I remember it clearly, I tell you, I will also carve the following scene into my DNA."

"Ah... engraved into DNA..." Noshiro's face turned redder. She knew what the commander was expecting next. She whispered, "Not serious..."

That's what it says.

But you still have to take off your clothes. It is indeed inappropriate to soak in a hot spring wrapped in a bath towel.

Thinking of this, Noshiro finally followed the rules and took a hot spring bath.

She sat not far away from Lu Xiu, and glanced around shyly, sometimes at the moon, sometimes at the green plants, to divert her wandering thoughts.

Then Lu Xiuyuan remembered Agano's kindness in the afternoon and took the initiative to move closer.

Noshiro blushed, a little surprised and complained: "Commander, there are so many seats, why don't you sit here... why do you have to sit near me..."

Lu Xiuyuan opened his mouth, but before he could answer, someone answered for him.

"Why else? Of course it's because the Commander likes you."

Looking in the direction of the sound, I saw Xin Tiao Qian, who was the last to take a bath, sitting down next to Lu Xiuyuan leisurely.

Lu Xiuyuan looked at Shinjo Akane, who blinked at him imperceptibly, then glanced at Noshiro beside her.

Lu Xiuyuan already understood clearly.

Qian means to give me an assist!

Lu Xiuyuan recalled what the girl said to him before he unbuttoned Xin Tiaoqian's shirt on their wedding night.

No matter how many marriage ships she has, no matter how many ship girls she wants to marry, or even if she likes JK, she can introduce her bestie to him.

The only request is that Lu Xiuyuan should not abandon her.

Now it seems that Qian is really fulfilling her promise.

"Yes, I just like Noshiro. I like Noshiro very much."

With someone assisting him, Lu Xiuyuan felt more confident. Qian Jiang was telling him with her actions that he was not fighting alone.

A straight ball often defeats tsundere.

The commander's explicit confession made Noshiro's face turn even redder.

When the girl was still wondering how to reply to Lu Xiuyuan, Xin Tiao Qian spoke first: "But words are not enough, Commander, why do you like Noshiro? Why don't you prove it with actual actions?"

"Actual action?" This time it was Lu Xiuyuan's turn to be confused.

How can I prove it with my actual actions? Hug or kiss?

However, Xin Tiao Qian was a good wife, she did not embarrass Lu Xiuyuan, but moved her eyes slightly to look underwater, or below Lu Xiuyuan's waist, and jokingly said: "Commander, haven't you proved it with actual actions?

The old driver's driving skills became more and more sophisticated, and she raced without being noticed. Lu Xiuyuan was stunned for two seconds before he reacted.

It took Noshiro a while to react, and she said "h~" in a taciturn way.

Lu Xiuyuan spread his hands and explained innocently: "You can't blame me for this, right? It's just a normal physiological reaction. If I really want to blame someone, I can only blame you for being too beautiful."

To be honest, Lu Xiuyuan's current state was not just after he saw Nengdai taking a bath, he was already like this when he was showering.

Being with a group of beautiful girls and not entering the sage state, just staying in this ambiguous atmosphere for a while is enough to make people have wild thoughts and feel something.

Lu Xiuyuan thought of the anime series he had watched before.

It is said that since ancient times, there have been many benefits in July and August, either hot springs or beaches.

It's easier to deal with the seaside, but in the hot springs, the male and female protagonists are taking a hot spring bath together. Boys aged 16 or 17 are at the peak of their desire. It is extremely unscientific to have no reaction at all when faced with almost naked beautiful girls taking a hot spring bath together with more than one of them.

Lu Xiuyuan felt that his current situation was reasonable and normal.

"The Commander must be to blame!"

At this time, Xin Tiao Qian suddenly sang a different tune from Lu Xiuyuan.

Lu Xiuyuan was a little confused on the spot. Qian-chan, aren’t you here to help me with assists?

Xin Tiao Qian blinked at Lu Xiuyuan, signaling him to be at ease, and then pretended to blame Lu Xiuyuan and said: "Although I can understand that this is a normal physiological reaction, Commander, isn't it not good for you to take a hot spring bath in this state?"

"how do I say this?"

"Commander, can you please tell me why we have to shower before taking a hot spring bath, and why we can't enter the water wrapped in a towel?"

Xin Tiao Qian's question was a bit off topic, but Lu Xiuyuan still answered honestly: "It's mainly to prevent the contamination of the hot spring water, right?"

"Yes, it is to prevent the hot spring water from being polluted and affecting everyone's hot spring bathing experience." Xinjo Akane said, "But look at you, Commander, aren't you also polluting the hot spring water with your behavior now?"

Lu Xiuyuan: “???”

"Cough cough!"

Seeing that the commander still didn't understand, Xin Tiao Qian coughed twice and said: "Commander, physiologically speaking, when boys are excited, they will unconsciously secrete prostate fluid..."

"This...isn't it polluting the hot spring water?"

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185-Xin Tiao Qian is assisting

Lu Xiuyuan widened his eyes.

Damn, Qian, what you said makes so much sense that I am speechless.

“B-but even if that’s the case, it’s the commander’s fault, polluting the hot spring water and so on…” Noshiro muttered softly, her face almost red to her ears.

"You can't say that, Noshiro. Although the commander is primarily responsible for polluting the hot spring water, but..." Shinjo Akane is good at sophistry, she continued, "But from the commander's subjective will, he doesn't want this to happen..."

"But no matter what, it has already happened. When we look for the cause, we cannot just look at the surface, we must look beyond the surface to find the essence of the problem."

"In the final analysis, the commander contaminated the hot spring water because he had a normal physiological reaction, and the reason he had a physiological reaction was because he was stimulated by the external environment."

"And the stimulation of this external environment..."

Shinjo Akane narrowed her eyes slightly and looked at the shy Noshiro and said:

"It should be related to you, Nodai, right? So you are the commander's accomplice, or even the main culprit. You are like the butterfly that accidentally flapped its wings and created a tornado. You just accidentally walked in front of the commander and committed a 'fault'."

Noshiro argued, "But even if that's the case, I'm not the only one in the external environment. Maybe the commander's physiological reaction is because of you?"

Noshiro thought, after all, she was the second to last one to come in, maybe the commander had already had a physiological reaction when he saw the other ship girls taking a hot spring bath.

"Emm...what you said makes sense, but as to who 'harmed' the commander, why don't we ask the person concerned for his opinion?"

Xin Tiao Qian said this, and then gave Lu Xiuyuan a look that said you know what I mean.

Lu Xiuyuan understood what he meant. He pointed at Noshiro and accused him, "It's definitely Noshiro. She's the reason! I think she feels the most!"

Noshiro was stunned. She suddenly felt that she was being tricked by the commander and Akane Shinjo.

Seeing that the commander was playing the role of a tainted witness, Akane Shinjo looked at Noshiro and said with a malicious smile, "Noshiro, you see, now the commander has pointed out that it was because of you that he had a physiological reaction and polluted the hot spring pool. So, as the fuse that polluted the hot spring pool, shouldn't you bear the corresponding responsibility?"

"Responsibility? How do you want me to take it?"

Noshiro was really at her wit's end because of this couple who had colluded with each other in advance, and said helplessly.

"Let me think about it." Shinjo Akane's big watery eyes rolled around, and she was about to make trouble. "Although the hot spring pool was polluted because of the commander's physiological reaction, it was not the commander's original intention. If the commander is kicked out of the hot spring pool and is not allowed to take a bath, it would be a bit unfair to the commander."

"I don't think we can do that, right?" Shinjo Akane looked at Noshiro and said, "Noshiro, can you help the commander deal with it? After you're done, it won't pollute the hot spring pool, right?"

"what..."

Noshiro felt terrible on the spot.

Please help the Commander... How should we deal with this? ? ? ?

"Wait! Although I admit that I have a certain relationship with the commander's pollution of the swimming pool, but you asked me to deal with it...how should I deal with it? Change the water in the hot spring pool?" Noshiro asked.

"No, no, no." Shinjo Akane raised a finger and waved it in front of Noshiro. "Changing the water or something like that, indicators are not the solution. We should solve the problem from the source!"

"Solve the problem at the source..." Noshiro glanced at Lu Xiuyuan subconsciously, and then firmly objected: "No! Although the commander is a bit harsh, no matter what... it's not okay to confiscate the tools used to commit the crime, right?"

Hearing Noshiro's words, Lu Xiuyuan subconsciously felt a pain in his balls.

Noshiro, put away your dangerous conjecture and don't even think about it!

"What are you thinking? How could you possibly confiscate the tools used in the crime?" Xin Tiao Qian thought, confiscating the tools used in the crime or something, I'm afraid you're thinking that life in the port area is too comfortable and you want to make yourself unhappy.

Xin Tiao Qian thought about it and decided to express her meaning in a tactful way. She suddenly asked: "Speaking of which, can you dance on my behalf?"

Noshiro shook his head: "Why are you asking this? Don't you know how to do it?"

Xin Tiao Qian thought that of course she didn't know, but since she was asked on behalf of someone else, she certainly couldn't say that she didn't understand anything.

"I don't know how to do it, but I have a friend who has learned it, so I know a little bit."

Akane Shinjo used her skill of making friends out of nothing. She remembered a joke she saw on the Internet not long ago. Although she knew that the joke was probably just a joke and unlikely to be true, it was just right to fool Noshiro. Akane Shinjo continued:

"Do you know, when learning to dance, especially when dancing for two, physical friction between the dance partners is inevitable? In addition, most of the people learning to dance are young and beautiful men and women, who are at the peak of their physical functions. Just some simple physical friction can easily cause a physiological reaction in the male dance partner."

"Dancing costumes are usually designed to highlight the body shape, and it would be very embarrassing if the male partner had a physiological reaction while performing on stage."

"Because, according to my friend, in order to prevent this kind of situation, they would usually help their male partners deal with it before the performance."

Xin Tiao Qian put her index finger on her lips and uttered an infinitely charming voice: "Generally speaking, it is used..."

Xin Tiao Qian was about to say it.

Lu Xiuyuan interrupted in time: "Okay, Qian, don't say anything that is not suitable for children. If you want to say something, just avoid the important points and use the Spring and Autumn style of writing."

Noshiro and the other girls who were listening were already blushing.

Lu Xiuyuan was not worried about the older girls. After all, they were basically his marriage companions, so it would not be a big deal even if he told some dirty jokes. It would come to that step sooner or later anyway, so he might as well treat it as a preview for them.

But since the little girl was present, Lu Xiuyuan had to be more careful.

He glanced left and right to see the little girl's reaction.

Rafi didn't react. She leaned against the edge of the bathtub with her hands spread out, a bath towel hung around her neck, and her bathing posture was like that of an old man that was totally inconsistent with her age.

Anchorage tilted his head curiously, listening to Xin Tiaoqian's speech with a puzzled look on his face. Mentally, Anbao was still a child, and Xin Tiaoqian's words were too early for her, so it was normal for Anbao not to understand.

The girl, little Beifa, blushed and submerged the body below her nose in the water. From time to time, little bubbles popped up from the surface of the water in front of her.

I don’t know if this child understands these things... Judging from the last time she took a bath with Beifa, it is possible that she doesn’t understand. It is also possible that she didn’t understand it beforehand, but suddenly realized it afterwards. In any case, little Beifa is now the bubble blowing queen.

"Cough cough."

After being reminded by Lu Xiuyuan, Xin Tiaoqian restrained herself a little. She continued to talk nonsense: "In short, when performing on stage, generally speaking, the female will help the male to deal with it, and a few days before the performance, the teacher will also encourage the two to live together and be close, even if the two are not in a boyfriend-girlfriend relationship. The advantage of this is that not only can they become more familiar with each other's bodies, but it can also prevent the male partner from having a physiological reaction when performing on stage."

"So..." Shinjo Akane looked at Noshiro with a smirk, "Noshiro, shouldn't you take up your responsibility as a wedding ship and help the commander deal with this?"

After hearing this, Lu Xiuyuan immediately looked sideways at Xin Tiao Qian.

When did our Hong Kong produce such talents? They are really good at making dirty jokes.

Akane Shinjo waved her hand calmly. She was a professional in fooling people. Moreover, Noshiro was now trapped in the debuff called "shyness", and her mind was not as calm as usual.

The girl blushed and said in a low voice, "Even if that's the case, I'm not the only one on the wedding ship... Why do you want me to help the commander deal with it..."

Shinjo Akane gave Noshiro a blank look.

She thought to herself, it’s no wonder that your sister Agano is worried about you. The food will be fed to you, and you can eat it as long as you open your mouth.

Even so...you still push the meat out of your mouth...

For the sake of the commander's crystal palace, Akane Shinjo is a good person to the end: "Who told the commander to have the most feelings for you, Noshiro? Because I have the most feelings for you, the commander has a physiological reaction. Logically speaking, shouldn't you be responsible for this?"

"Speaking of wedding ships, yes, there are many wedding ships in the hot springs, and as a wedding ship, there is nothing wrong with helping the husband deal with it, but today's situation is a little special. Everyone is tired from the exercise, so it's okay to want to rest, right? Besides, this matter was caused by you, so you should take the lead and take responsibility."

After all, Noshiro is still a little young, and she is not good enough at preventing scams. As Akane Shinjo continued to talk nonsense, the girl was suddenly confused and at a loss.

Seeing that Noshiro had been fooled, Shinjo Akane struck while the iron was hot and said, "Now that the reason is clear, what are you waiting for, Noshiro? The longer you delay, the more seriously the hot spring pool will be polluted~"

Lu Xiuyuan subconsciously looked at Noshiro.

The girl's face was rosy, and her pearly teeth were gently biting her thin lips, as if she was making a difficult decision in her heart.

After a while, under the urging of Akane Shinjo, Noshiro made up his mind in a confused manner.

He gritted his teeth and swam slowly to Lu Xiuyuan's side.

The girl lowered her head and gently poked Lu Xiuyuan's arm with her finger, then said in a voice so small that it was almost imperceptible:

"Um... Commander, let's go to another place to handle this."