Azur Lane, I really didn’t lose my memory!

Or for her, from the perspective of a ship girl, the ethical values ​​of human society cannot be fully applied to ship girls and commanders.

"Well... that's true." Lu Xiuyuan explained patiently, "But how should I put it? The education I received since childhood does not allow me to do such a thing."

Although Lu Xiuyuan is an LSP, he is still an LSP with principles and would never attack a little girl.

Moreover, times have changed now. It has already been five years since the start and the cost is too high.

Although the laws of human society do not apply to Hong Kong, I can't get over the moral barrier in my heart...

"Eh... Actually, sometimes I also think, it would be great if I were still a child. In that case, it would not matter what I did with the little girl. After all, we are of similar age and childhood sweethearts. Even from a legal perspective, there would be no problem." Lu Xiuyuan turned over, looked up at the ceiling and sighed, "It's a pity that I am now a dirty adult..."

Dido nodded in understanding. It seemed that her master had a hard time...

"Let's not talk about this!"

As if he felt that this topic was a little heavy, Lu Xiuyuan turned over and pressed Dido under him. He was a person who lived for the moment. Instead of reminiscing about the past and worrying about the future, he paid more attention to the present. Looking at the rosy face of the girl under him, Lu Xiuyuan said playfully: "Dido, now I need you to help me practice!"

079-Without single nights, you can only live a relatively failed life

That was a long time later.

Lu Xiuyuan got up from the bed quietly, put on his slippers, walked to the curtains, and opened them a little.

The distant mountains are dark blue.

The evening sky was covered with cumulus clouds, and the setting sun's rays shone on the buildings in the port area, dyeing them a layer of red.

Lu Xiuyuan glanced at the time and it was already past five o'clock.

However, in summer, even at five or six in the afternoon, the sky is still relatively bright, and you will probably have to wait another two or three hours until it is completely dark.

These days, Lu Xiuyuan's biological clock is a little messed up.

This time, after a fierce battle with Dido, he even took a nap until the sun was about to set...

Uh...can you sleep tonight?

If you can't sleep at night, will you be able to get up tomorrow? Tomorrow is the day to cash in the first prize.

Thinking of this, Lu Xiuyuan suddenly felt a little annoyed.

The original plan was to conserve my energy and fight one against three seriously tomorrow.

But now, the imaginary big sisters have all become little girls, so there is no need to conserve energy anymore.

Lu Xiuyuan admitted that he was a little confused.

What I was doing at this moment seemed a bit perfunctory to the little girl.

But there is no other way. I can't conserve my energy for the little girl. That would be too cruel.

Eh……

Little girls are easy to fool. Just play water fight with them in the bathhouse tomorrow to fool them.

Just bear with me, little ship girl. I will take the blame.

After closing the curtains, Lu Xiuyuan turned around and got a glass of water from the water dispenser in the corner, then sat beside the bed, looking at Dido who was sleeping soundly.

The girl lay on her side on the bed, soundly sleeping.

Lu Xiuyuan had tormented her a lot in the afternoon, and the girl was exhausted. She was sleeping soundly at the moment, with bits and pieces of mumbling in her sleep flowing out of her mouth.

Lu Xiuyuan was a little curious. Does Dido talk in her sleep?

He leaned over and listened carefully.

"Ugh... Master, I can't eat anymore, Master... Ugh..."

amount……

It's really a dream talk that can be easily misunderstood.

Lu Xiuyuan thought that it must be the delicious meal in the cafeteria at noon that the girl could not forget.

The poor kid ate potatoes and salted fish in the royal house every day. It was rare for him to go to the cafeteria to eat proper food. Lu Xiuyuan even specially got her a whole ham.

Royal delicacies are harmful to people. After returning, the girl even dreams about eating delicious food.

Yes! That must be the case! There is absolutely no other meaning!

Lu Xiuyuan thought so.

Suddenly, the phone vibrated and a chat window popped up. Lu Xiuyuan took a look and saw that it was a message from Agano.

Agano: "Commander, I heard that you will fight three little girls tomorrow... I don't know if your body can handle it. If you can't, tell me and I will provide you with off-field assistance^_~"

The words were slightly provocative. Lu Xiuyuan snorted and typed with both hands to prove his innocence.

Lu Xiuyuan: "Don't you know whether I can do it or not?"

The magnificent scene of one tiger killing three sheep is still vivid in his mind. Lu Xiuyuan suspects that Agano has forgotten the pain after the wound has healed and needs to be taught a lesson by himself.

Agano: "Oh~ Commander, do you mean to attack Yukikaze and the others tomorrow? What a refined mood, you are worthy of being the commander. The Royal Ark is pleased to gain a cellmate."

Lu Xiuyuan knew that Agano was joking...

Well... maybe, after all, this girl has a pretty promiscuous personality.

Lu Xiuyuan: "No more jokes, Agano, what do you want to talk to me about?"

Agano: "Nothing serious, I just heard that the Commander will say goodbye to his 'virginity' tomorrow, so I thought, why not hold a bachelor party for him at home to celebrate."

Agano: "After all, bachelorette night is also an important part of life experience. Without bachelorette night party, Commander, you can only live a relatively failed life. (???)?"

Lu Xiuyuan: "Single night parties should be for people who are about to get married, right?"

Agano: "Don't worry about these details. If it's not called a bachelorette party, you can call it a virginity farewell party. Commander, I hope you understand what I mean."

Agano: "I plan to hold a small private party at home. My house is quite big. We can sleep directly after the party. It is also very private and no one will know. At that time, it will be you, me and Nengdai. Um... it may not be convenient for us if Shu Nio is at home. Otherwise, why don't we invite Shu Nio to join the party. But let's make it clear first, Commander, you have to give Shu Nio the ring first. You can't let my sister get on the ship first and buy the ticket later like me..."

Lu Xiuyuan was shocked by the message sent by Agano.

He subconsciously leaned back tactically and squinted his eyes to read the message on his mobile phone.

What do you mean by a bachelorette party for me? Agano, you just want to have a party, right?

The idea of ​​a prank came to his mind, and Lu Xiuyuan continued typing.

Lu Xiuyuan: "You are such a jerk, Agano. You didn't just want to have a bachelor party. You were clearly plotting against my body and trying to steal the first prize! What crime should you be punished for?"

Agano: "Commander~ I'm just worried that the three little girls won't be able to satisfy you tomorrow? (wink)"

Lu Xiuyuan was silent for a few seconds, so can we not mention the little girl?

It sounds like I want to smelt copper.

Lu Xiuyuan: "Seriously, Agano, I can't go."

Lu Xiuyuan: "You also know that in order to protect my 'chastity', Beifa specially asked Dido to stay with me 24 hours a day to prevent anyone from taking advantage of me. Although, although we all know the real situation, at least I can't do anything wrong in the next two days..."

Agano: "As long as no one finds out, isn't that enough? As for Dido's problem... Commander, why don't you bring Dido with you? Then we can bribe Dido by saying that we'll give her your 'first time' and let her have the first taste of it, but in return, she has to keep it a secret for us."

Agano: "I believe Dido will definitely join us. No ship girl can resist the temptation of the commander's first experience. No ship girl."

Lu Xiuyuan thought that he had already used this trick before, and the same trick could not be used a second time.

And once Dido finds out that this is not your first time at the party, then his deception that Dido is a first-timer will be exposed, and then you will be in trouble.

Lu Xiuyuan: "No, Beifa may come back to check on the room at night. If she finds that I'm missing, she will look for me."

This is a lie.

Although Beifa was worried about his chastity, he never restricted his freedom and never checked on him like a dormitory supervisor.

But Agano didn't know.

Sure enough, after Lu Xiuyuan moved out of the mountain of Beifa, Agano no longer insisted.

After all, she had already been given a little bit of soup, so there was no need for her to commit a crime under the nose of the head maid. The risk was too great. Once discovered, she might even bring up the old incident from the past two days.

Then the gain outweighs the loss.

After finishing the conversation with Agano, Lu Xiuyuan glanced at the time. The cafeteria should be open at this time.

He decided to go to the cafeteria to pack some food to bring back.

After Dido and I had eaten and drunk our fill, we continued playing games in the van. When van got tired, we would play for a while and then take a break. It was so enjoyable.

Thinking of this, Lu Xiuyuan glanced at Dido who was still sleeping soundly on the bed, and couldn't bear to wake her up.

He walked over, kissed the girl on the cheek, then poured a glass of water for Dido and placed it on the bedside table.

Then he quietly closed the door and went out...

080-Neighbors (4k)

"I fell to the ground seriously injured!"

"Help me, help me!"

“Ahhh, don’t touch me, don’t touch me! Flower Q flower Q flower Q!!!”

"He's dead. It's all your fault. Ai-chan, why were you holding up your shield for the other side? All my bullets were blocked by your shield."

"Hey...next one, next one."

On the second floor of the old dormitory building, in a dim room, three girls were playing video games enthusiastically.

The thick curtains completely block out the light from outside, and the light from the monitor and keyboard and mouse become the few sources of light in the room.

The air conditioner is always at 16 degrees. It is obviously very cold, but the girl in the room would rather wear a funny cloak than use her noble little hands to turn up the air conditioner temperature.

now.

Watching the image on the screen change from color to black and white, the girl, who was wearing a short-sleeved shirt that was obviously much larger than hers, threw away the controller in her hand and grabbed a handful of potato chips beside her and stuffed them into her mouth.

After chewing for a few times, the girl found that the chips were a bit soft. Then she realized that these were the chips that she had opened a few days ago and had not finished eating.

Throw the expired potato chips into the trash can and take out a new bag of potato chips from the snack cabinet.

"What time is it now?" Miss Nagashima, a dried vegetable girl, lay on her side on the carpet, supporting her head with one hand. She chewed potato chips, her voice a little unclear.

"It's probably past five o'clock." someone responded.

"Hey, is it five o'clock already? Is it time for dinner?" a not-so-clever voice sounded.

"What are we having for dinner?" Changdao asked.

"Whatever. Anything is fine." The girl with short pink and purple hair held a potato chip in her mouth and slowly ate it from the edge, bit by bit, like a hamster.

"I don't mind either." Kizuna Ai said.

"It doesn't matter, let's just eat instant noodles."

Miss Nagashima stood up and tiptoed to take down a few buckets of instant noodles from the top of the snack cabinet.

"Hey!" Kizuna Ai stretched out her tone and said in dissatisfaction, "But I've been eating instant noodles for three days in a row. Can you change to something else?"

"Didn't Kizuna Ai say it's up to you?" Nagashima piled up three buckets of noodles and held them in his arms, "And you've been eating them for three days in a row? Has it been that long? I remember I only ate seven bowls of instant noodles in a row."

Miss Nagashima spoke in a calm tone. To her, instant noodles, potato chips and happy water were real meals and it was completely fine to eat them all the time.

The pink and purple short-haired girl, Akane Shinjo, covered her mouth with her hands and chuckled, saying, "Nagashima-chan, your sense of time has become confused."

"I was just being polite to you, Nagashima-chan. Now I want to eat something hot, Hana Q~" Kizuna Ai, who was extremely hungry, laid half of her body on the table, and even the word "Hana Q" sounded weak.

"Well, in that case, let's go to the cafeteria."

Miss Nagashima put the instant noodles back in her arms, but she didn't plan to change clothes and go to the cafeteria to solve the dinner problem. Instead, she found a comfortable position and lay down again like a salted fish, biting a lollipop and said, "Who will bring the food?"

"I'm so hungry I don't want to move."

"I don't want to go either."

Miss Nagashima didn't care and spread her hands: "If you don't want to go, then just continue to eat instant noodles tonight. I don't care."

The dormitory is about two hundred meters away from the cafeteria, which means four hundred meters round trip. It is too far and too troublesome. It is almost as much as the amount of exercise I do in a week.

Since no one wants to bring lunch, let’s just continue eating instant noodles.

"Why is this happening..." Kizuna Ai said, "I miss Ayanami-chan so much. When Ayanami was here, she would bring us meals every day and even help us clean the house."

"Ayanami-chan goes to school today." Shinjo Akane said, "She only comes to our place to play for two days during the weekends. She will come tomorrow night."

Following the direction of the voice, Kizuna Ai looked up softly at Akane Shinjo. The girl was wearing a white shirt and a half-taken off purple jacket, with a faint smile on her lips from beginning to end.