Azur Lane, I really didn’t lose my memory!

"I know the Commander doesn't want to take action subjectively, but there are always many unexpected things in life. If, just in case, you can't control yourself for a moment... you might take a wrong step~"

"What do you want to say?"

"Cough cough."

The terrifying plot was finally revealed: "What I mean is that humans are emotional animals. Under the control of hormones, sometimes the lower body will control the upper body. So in order to avoid this situation, should we add a layer of insurance?"

What you said is frightening.

Although Lu Xiuyuan subjectively did not want to attack the little girl, what if an emergency or force majeure occurred?

So just to be on the safe side...

As Lu Xiuyuan was thinking, he suddenly felt something was wrong. He slapped his thigh and suddenly realized what was going on, accusing Kewei: "After all, aren't you still greedy for my body?"

"That's right." Kewei was honest. "I do lust after the commander's body, but isn't this also a layer of insurance for the commander? This is not only a personal benefit, but also a great thing for the public."

It is a pity that the words are rough but the truth is true.

Indeed, if you try to be a "sage" to the extreme, it is a kind of insurance for the little girls.

Thinking of this, Lu Xiuyuan glanced at Kewei. The girl held her cheek and playfully blinked her big, seductive eyes at him.

Lu Xiuyuan swallowed his saliva, he knew that there would probably be no peace tonight.

He walked to his bedside resignedly, and fell on it with a heroic spirit:

"Come on! Don't pity me just because I'm a delicate flower..."

That was a long, long time ago.

"Commander, do you still feel anything when you think about Xiao Beifa and the others?" The cute little bird asked in Lu Xiuyuan's arms.

"No feeling, no feeling at all."

Lu Xiuyuan lay on the bed, looking at the snow-white ceiling again, his eyes clear, without any worldly desires.

"Good, it seems that our insurance policy is quite effective." Kewei smiled with satisfaction, and then the girl remembered the knowledge she had read on Qiandu before. In fact, the most important thing in doing that kind of thing is not only before and during the event, but also the tenderness after the event is also very important.

Thinking of this, Kewei decided to say something tender:

"But having said that, I didn't expect the Commander to be so powerful. He seems to be much more powerful than the first time."

"Is this because you have gained more experience?"

"Okay, I apologize for what I said before about you being incompetent, Commander. Commander... emm, you're still quite strong now... I don't think I can defeat you alone. Next time, next time I'll call for Indomitable to come over and fight two against one, okay?"

Although there is no land that has been damaged by plowing, there are only cows that have been worked to death.

But the commander, like a lazy ox, said he was tired and didn't want to move. So he pulled the plow and stood still, insisting that the ground move by itself...

It's terrible, both physically and mentally exhausted.

Without using the power of the ship suit, the physical strength of the ship girl is only at the level of an ordinary woman, and she is still very tired.

"Ah...call Bu Niu together?"

Lu Xiuyuan recalled the night with Bu Nie, the girl’s explosive figure and lazy demeanor…

What a feeling...Seven Star Entertainment.

At this time, Kewei also noticed that something was wrong with the commander. She frowned, puffed up her cheeks and said with a bit of jealousy: "What a hopeless commander. Are you so excited about the mention of indomitable? It seems that our insurance is not strong enough. So... Commander, let's do it three more times?"

"what……"

Lu Xiuyuan took a breath of cold air.

087-Dido's Secret Mission

At around ten o'clock in the morning, under the leadership of Dido, Lu Xiuyuan arrived at the large bathhouse in the port area.

The bathhouse in the port area is built along the coast, but it is not accurate to call it the big bathhouse. It should be more accurately called the bathhouse area.

Because in addition to the largest and most luxurious Roman baths in front of you, there are all kinds of Japanese-style baths, sea baths, and saunas, as if everyone is particularly particular about bathing.

"Master, why don't you take a day off today? I see you're not in good condition..."

The personal maid Dido noticed Lu Xiuyuan's abnormality early on.

His steps were unsteady and his expression was haggard.

It's obvious that he didn't get enough rest, or was it... because of my fault yesterday afternoon?

Thinking of this, Dido secretly blamed herself for not stopping her master in time...

"It's okay, it's okay. Everyone has been preparing for such a long time. I can't delay everyone because of me."

Lu Xiuyuan looked around and saw that the bathhouse area had already been lined up with yellow lines. The Knights and the Maid Team were on guard outside the yellow lines in the distance.

Within the yellow line, Lu Xiuyuan could not see anyone except Dido.

The purpose of blocking the entire bathhouse area was mainly to prevent the ship girl who won the first prize from knowing whose bathhouse the commander had entered first.

After all, if someone outside is following the commander, then based on the fact that the commander entered that bathhouse first, they can infer which ship girl took the commander's virginity.

Even though Lu Xiuyuan repeatedly told Beifa that the first prize winners were all little girls, it didn't matter who won first or last, you might as well gather them together so that he could finish the water fight at once and go home to sleep.

However, Beifa rarely refuted Lu Xiuyuan's proposal, saying that since the plan had been made in advance, whether the commander chose to have a water fight or use real guns and swords, he should follow the process and have a beginning and an end.

Lu Xiuyuan really couldn't persuade Beifa, so he had to do as he was told.

"I'm sorry, master, it's all Dido's fault..." Dido suddenly began to apologize.

"Ah...what does this have to do with you?" Lu Xiuyuan said doubtfully.

"It's all Dido's fault. Dido is an undisciplined maid. If Dido had been able to stop the master yesterday afternoon, the master's physical condition would not be so haggard..."

"what……"

Lu Xiuyuan was silent for a long time.

This has nothing to do with you, Dido. It's all the fat dinosaur's fault. She used me for three hours last night and my body couldn't take it anymore.

Uh...actually it's not the fat dinosaur's fault. After all, it's because of my weak willpower that I need to insure myself in this way. So, Dido, you don't have to blame yourself. You are already a great maid.

Thinking of this, Lu Xiuyuan suddenly slapped his cheek hard, and the pain made him look much more energetic.

"It's none of your business, Dido. The main reason is that I secretly stayed up late playing games last night. It's all my own fault. And you see, I'm very energetic now. As a young man, it's totally fine for me to stay up late if I'm in good health!" Lu Xiuyuan said in a panic to comfort his maid.

“That’s how it is…”

"Yes, that's right." Lu Xiuyuan put his hands on Dido's shoulders, "Okay, now I'm going to have a "big fight". If you have anything to say, you can talk to me when I come back."

According to the rules made in advance, in order to prevent someone from inferring who the commander's first time was, even the personal maid Dido had to leave the bathhouse area on her own after explaining all the work. The commander would go alone to the bathhouse where the first prize winners were and cash in the rewards.

"Wait a minute, Master!"

Lu Xiuyuan was just about to go find Xuefeng and the others to have a water fight when Dido suddenly called her from behind.

"What's wrong, Dido, is there anything else you need? Befa has sent the map near the bathhouse to my phone, Dido, you don't have to worry that I will get lost." Lu Xiuyuan said.

"It's not this... there's one more thing..."

Dido's face suddenly turned red as she spoke. She lowered her head and her voice became smaller and smaller: "Um... Master, actually the head maid also told me something in secret. I can't let you go until you finish this thing..."

"Ah... Dido, you have a hidden mission?" Lu Xiuyuan was surprised, and then asked, "What is that mission?"

"That's the one..." Dido said shyly.

"Which one?"

Dido walked up to Lu Xiuyuan in small steps, stood on tiptoe and whispered something in his ear.

Lu Xiuyuan was puzzled at first, then stunned, and finally took a deep breath: "Ah... there's no need to do this. The targets are all little girls, there's no need to do this..."

"Master, the head maid said that men have more first times. If it is not dealt with, it may be discovered by careful ship girls and speculated that they have obtained the commander's first time. Therefore, the head maid repeatedly reminded that Dido must help the master deal with the first time." Dido's face was flushed, and it was still a bit difficult for her to say such words. Her voice became smaller and smaller, "Of course, the master's first time must be dealt with in a way that will not affect the first prize..."

"But, but the targets are all little girls. I won't do such a thing, so let's skip the matter of Dido. When Belfa asks about it, we can communicate in advance and I will say that you did it."

No more.

Really no more.

The landlord's only remaining food was eaten by the fat dinosaur last night. Dido, please let my Dio have a rest for a while.

"No, Master." Dido said, "Maid Befa said we must do it. She said that even though the first prize winners are all little girls, there is no guarantee, no guarantee, what if, they lose control and make the same mistakes that normal men would make? So to be on the safe side, Master, you should let me do it."

"what--"

The maid was always unexpectedly persistent in strange places, which made Lu Xiuyuan a little embarrassed.

"Or are you, Master, tired of Dido, so you don't want Dido to do such a thing?"

Hearing Lu Xiuyuan's embarrassed tone, Dido began to fall into self-denial again: "I'm sorry, Master. It's a great blessing to have your favor these few days. Now Dido actually wants more... It's Dido's fault."

"You said you liked Dido, and when you were most aggressive towards Dido, Dido was really, really happy. Although it seems now that those were just words that the master said to make Dido happy, Dido is still very grateful that you could say such words to Dido, even if they were lies..."

"Since you, Master, don't want Dido to do this, then Dido can leave. But I can't disobey the order of the head maid. If the Master doesn't like Dido to help the Master, then could the Master please make it clear who you want to help you deal with the first time? Dido, go out and call her in to help the Commander deal with it..."

Seeing Dido's pitiful look, Lu Xiuyuan couldn't bear it.

People with a people-pleasing personality are often inferior and introverted. A casual remark from others may turn into a strong denial of themselves after being over-interpreted.

Lu Xiuyuan sighed and said, "I really don't hate Dido, nor am I tired of Dido. I like Dido very much. I would be willing to be with Dido every day."

"In that case, why do you..."

"Eh, forget it... I'm too lazy to explain, Dido, come with me."

Lu Xiuyuan raised his hands in surrender. Physical actions are often more persuasive than words.

Then, in order to prevent anyone from peeping, Lu Xiuyuan took Dido into the nearby woods...

088-Where is my little fat dragon?

After coming out of the woods.

Lu Xiuyuan pulled up his belt and let out a long sigh, feeling his body was drained. His already thin body became even worse after Dido's mission.

"Well, master, I'll take my leave first. Remember to send me a message when you're done. I want to take a photo together." Taking out a handkerchief from her pocket, Dido said as she wiped the remaining stains from the corners of her mouth.

"Take a group photo?"

"Yes, the photo shows the aftermath of the incident. The head maid said that it was prepared to prevent other shipgirls from deceiving themselves and telling themselves that the commander only stayed with the shipgirls in the bathhouse for a while and nothing actually happened."

Lu Xiuyuan was silent for a long time.

I don’t think people will fool themselves…

Even after seeing the "afterwards" photo of the commander and the three little girls, any normal person would be able to tell that nothing happened at all.

Lu Xiuyuan wanted to say there was no need to take pictures, it was useless.

But thinking about what happened just now, although she clearly said that she would never do anything bad to the little girl, Dido still added a buff to herself according to the process in order to prevent situations such as just in case, possibility, inability to persuade, and loss of control.

The maid was always unexpectedly stubborn in some strange places.

However, Lu Xiuyuan was too lazy to correct them. They were just harmless matters anyway. He just cooperated and took a photo together afterwards, just to help Dido complete "Befa's mission".

After seeing Dido off, Lu Xiuyuan began to think about who to have a water fight with first.

Lu Xiuyuan took out his cell phone from his pocket and looked at the map on it. The nearest place to him was... the Roman Baths.

If he remembered correctly, the one in the Roman Baths should be Little Fatty Dragon, right?

That is the spiritual pillar that Lu Xiuyuan has been thinking about all the time. Anyway, let’s go to the Roman Baths and take a look.

After putting away his phone and walking about a hundred meters towards the largest building in the bathhouse area, Lu Xiuyuan arrived at the Roman Baths.

According to Belfa's notes, this is the largest and most popular bathing area in the port area.

After all, most of the ship girls in the port area have a Western cultural background, so they will have a stronger cultural identity with the Roman Baths.

Lu Xiuyuan walked through the round arch and the two fountains at the entrance of the bathhouse, walked along the marble-paved road, stepped onto the steps, and entered the bathhouse.

The first thing you see upon entering is the bathing hall and lounge.

After taking a look at the local map of the bathhouse in the hall, Lu Xiuyuan walked through a long corridor and arrived at the locker room.

When you push open the door of the dressing room, the first thing you smell is an enchanting aroma.

It's not the smell of perfume or air freshener, it's simply because the locker room here can basically be regarded as a women's locker room, and due to the rush of the event, the venue was also prepared temporarily.

The bathhouse here was still open for everyone to use as usual until last night.

Therefore, it is normal to see girls' body fragrance lingering in the dressing room, and occasionally you can see women's clothes that have been forgotten to be taken away in the half-open closet.

If it were usual, the hot-blooded Lu Xiuyuan would have at least thrown a stone to show respect when he came to such a place, but now...