Azur Lane, I really didn’t lose my memory!

In fact, Lu Xiuyuan didn't know whether Guanghui did it well or not. After all, he had only seen this kind of back-rubbing method in learning materials. He didn't know whether your movements were standard and in place. There was no professional to give Lu Xiuyuan an experience of what the correct demonstration was like, so it was difficult to compare.

But one thing is certain. Lu Xiuyuan sat on a small stool, turned around, pulled up Guanghui who was kneeling on the ground, and pointed at his wife's slightly red knees: "But if you continue, your knees will probably hurt, right?"

The bathroom floor is paved with marble and has a hard texture.

If you just kneel, it may not be a big problem, but as the upper body moves, the weight of the body will put a lot of load on the knees, which will be quite uncomfortable.

Although Mrs. Guanghui's back scrubbing service is indeed very pleasant, but without the appropriate equipment to cushion Mrs. Guanghui's knees, it is better to just try it for a while.

"That's it..."

The concern from the commander warmed Guanghui's heart.

But the next moment, she realized that the commander had turned around and was facing her. Her face suddenly turned red.

Although they are married and something like that happened just now, this is the first time they have been naked with each other like this...

Just as Adam and Eve subconsciously wanted to cover themselves up after seeing each other's bodies after eating the forbidden fruit.

As a woman, Guanghui subconsciously covered her body with her hands due to her shyness.

Mrs. Guanghui's shy posture also made Lu Xiuyuan feel good.

He habitually said something flowery, looked at Guanghui with a smile and said, "Oh~ Are you blushing? You are already an old married couple, but you are still so shy?"

"I'm still a little embarrassed..." Guanghui said frankly, "It's my first time to get along with the Commander like this... Come to think of it, this matter is not the Commander's fault..."

"Blame me?"

"Who told you, Commander, to always have the desire but not the courage to do it..."

Guanghui's tone was a little resentful: "We have been married for almost seven years. According to human society, seven years is enough time for the seven-year itch to occur, but the Commander has been leaving me alone in the past seven years. Although we are married, it feels no different from not being married. Sometimes I even feel that my relationship with the Commander is not as good as that of a couple in love..."

"If the Commander had taken the initiative earlier, I wouldn't be like this today. We are already an old couple, but we act like newlyweds..."

Lu Xiuyuan laughed.

From the perspective of KanColle, what she did in the game in the past was indeed a bit outrageous.

They have been married for such a long time, but they haven't even touched each other... Well, there has been some touching, but it's just a touch, and there has been no deeper progress at all.

If you think about it from the perspective of the ship girl, it means that the commander who launched a mad pursuit of you suddenly stopped caring about you after putting the ring on your finger.

There is no longer the same enthusiasm as before marriage. The contrast in attitude before and after is quite hurtful if you think about it carefully.

However, Lu Xiuyuan is not a person who clings to the past. He advocates enjoying life while it lasts.

And before, he was playing games, so even if he wanted to do something, he couldn't do it.

But now, he just wants to be a real old pervert.

At this moment, facing Mrs. Guanghui's slander of the past, Lu Xiuyuan didn't know what to say, but he knew what to do.

He suddenly reached out and held Guanghui in his arms, lowered his head to kiss his wife's soft lips, and then skillfully pushed the latter to the ground in one go.

"Wait a moment, Commander."

Mrs. Guanghui noticed that the commander was abnormal. She hurriedly said, "Please don't rush. At least... at least let me wash off the foam on my body first..."

When she was scrubbing the commander's back, she put a lot of shower gel on her body, which produced a lot of foam and made her body sticky and slippery. Before she had time to wash it off, she was pushed to the ground by the commander.

"It's okay. It's slippery and nice."

Lu Xiuyuan has never cared.

"But, if that's the case... mmmmmm..."

Before Guanghui could say anything, his mouth was blocked by the impatient Lu Xiuyuan, and he could not utter a word.

…………

That was a long time later.

Lu Xiuyuan left the Roman Baths and sat on a bench on the side of the road to rest.

He lay back on the bench, looked at the lush crown of the magnolia tree above his head, and let out a long sigh.

The sudden appearance of brilliance really caught Lu Xiuyuan off guard. After suffering from lumbar muscle strain, he seemed to be a little tired.

After calming down, my heart seemed to beat a lot faster.

This is not an illusion.

For a person who exercises regularly, the heart's ability to pump blood is much stronger than that of a normal person. Each heartbeat will be more powerful and the frequency will be less than that of a normal person, so when the heartbeat speeds up, it will be more likely to attract attention.

"Am I going to die suddenly?" Lu Xiuyuan murmured.

Thinking about it carefully, he has been posting intensively these days, especially yesterday. He first posted with Dido for the whole afternoon, and then posted with Fat Dinosaur for the whole night. He didn't sleep for long in the morning and hurried to the bathhouse to claim the prize. It seems that he was a little overworked.

I thought I was going to play water fight with three little girls today, but I didn't expect someone like Guanghui to show up halfway...

Okay, now I have passed the level of Glory.

But what should Xiao Beifa and Xuefeng do next?

It is hard to say about Xuefeng for the time being, but as for Xiao Beifa, based on the precedent of Guanghui replacing Xiao Feilong, it is reasonable to speculate that if nothing unexpected happens, Xiao Beifa should be waiting for Da Beifa who has disappeared for the whole day.

When he thought of this, Lu Xiuyuan felt a little weak.

So he took out his cell phone and prepared to call for some off-field assistance...

091-Horns on the head~

Lu Xiuyuan took out his mobile phone, operated on the screen for a few times, and quickly found Agano from the contact list.

Lu Xiuyuan: “Are you there?”

After a few seconds, the message becomes read.

Agano: "Commander...shouldn't you be having a 'hot fight' with the little girls right now? How come you have time to come to me? (smirk)"

Lu Xiuyuan: "Seriously, I need off-field assistance. Do you still have that special fruit wine?"

Agano: "Hmm? When I asked you before, didn't you swear that you wouldn't do anything to little girls? What? Now you finally can't hide your desire for little girls and start to do whatever you want?"

Lu Xiuyuan spent a pleasant evening with Agano and got to know the girl's character quite well.

She seemed to enjoy teasing herself and seeing herself in an awkward position.

Lu Xiuyuan didn't want to be controlled by Agano, so he "frankly" said: "Yes, the little girl is really great!"

Agano: “Ah…”

Lu Xiuyuan: "I was really blinded by Nai Zi before. What's so good about those older sisters?"

Lu Xiuyuan: "Hey~ I didn't know how good Lu Li was when I was young, and I mistakenly treated my elder sister as a treasure."

Agano: “Tsk~”

Lu Xiuyuan continued typing: "Luoli has three advantages: she is delicate and easy to be pushed down, which is an experience that those mature older sisters can't give you. And if you choose an older sister, you are destined to lose a lot..."

Lu Xiuyuan: "But if you choose a little girl, you can enjoy the whole process from a little girl to a young woman, then to a big sister, and then to a mature woman. In comparison, a big sister is congenitally lacking the first two experience links, and is congenitally insufficient."

At the same time, on the other side of the screen, Agano, who was working in a cafe, looked at the message sent by the commander on his mobile phone, feeling skeptical.

If an average person said something like this, it would probably be a joke, but Commander... it's hard to say...

Maybe he got tired of big sisters and wanted to try a little girl for a change...

After all, Agano remembered that the commander used to go crazy at the little girl who had just arrived at the port, muttering things like "My fucking social security!" and "I can lick her legs and break them!"

Uh... Thinking about it this way, it seems that it is not impossible for the Commander to do something outrageous...

Thinking of this, Agano moved his little hands and typed.

Agano: "Is this true? Commander, did you attack Xiao Kewei and the others?"

Seeing that the other party had fallen for it, Lu Xiuyuan continued to type and deceive: "Of course, Xiao Kewei is great, of course Xuefeng and Xiao Beifa are also great, but my body is a little bit exhausted now, so I'm looking for you for some off-field support. What do you think?"

"There's nothing to comment on. It's a very normal thing. Xuefeng and the others are either your wedding ships or little girls who like you. If nothing goes wrong, it's only a matter of time before you get the ring. Now it's just bringing forward what you were going to do in the future. What's so strange about that? This is not the ancient times where premarital sex is discouraged."

Agano's words didn't sound like a joke, and Lu Xiuyuan was shocked.

Although people including Dido have hinted or stated before that they could push the little girl, the possibility that it was a joke cannot be completely ruled out.

But now looking at Agano's answer, it seems that she is serious.

The topic seemed to have strayed off track, so Lu Xiuyuan got back to the point: "Anyway, I'm in urgent need of your special fruit wine, Agano. Can you send some to me? (Bows with both hands to beg)"

Agano: "There are two difficulties..."

Lu Xiuyuan: “?”

Agano: "First of all, the Knights have blocked off the bathhouse area to prevent anyone from spying on the scene. Now, even if a bird wants to fly over, it will be hit by the 40mm Bofors anti-aircraft barrage... My armor is weak, and I want to live comfortably for two more days..."

Lu Xiuyuan: "This is easy. Dido will bring me food during lunch break. You can give the fruit wine to Dido and then ask Dido to bring it to me."

This question is not a problem.

Since the first prize would be paid out during an extremely long day, the food had already been prepared.

The three first prize winners brought their lunch boxes in advance and went to their respective bathhouses. As for the commander, there would be a special maid to deliver meals at the designated time and place. As for alcohol and drinks, don't worry, there are vending machines in each bathhouse, so you won't be thirsty.

Lu Xiuyuan then asked: "What is the other difficulty?"

Agano: "Another difficulty is that I'm out of fruit wine. What we drank that night was the last of our stock. If I brew it now, it won't ferment in time."

Lu Xiuyuan immediately asked a question.

Lu Xiuyuan: "Why didn't you say so earlier... Since you don't even have any fruit wine, then the first difficulty is just nonsense?"

Agano: "I told you before (innocent face), didn't I ask Commander if you needed any help from outside the field? Commander, you said you didn't need it... If you said you needed it, I would have brewed it for you yesterday, and I'm sure I would have made a batch by now..."

Lu Xiuyuan was silent for a while: "Blame me..."

I was a bit hypocritical at the time, but now I think about it, there is no conflict between needing off-field support and playing water fights with little girls? Fruit wine and other things can be saved for emergencies.

Just when Lu Xiuyuan was worried, Agano sent a message of hope: "But... there is a solution..."

Lu Xiuyuan: “?”

Agano: "Commander, you can choose to let Enmity or Miss Hindenburg come to you."

Lu Xiuyuan: "Aren't we talking about fruit wine? Why did you mention them?"

Agano: "Um... I'll tell you the truth, Commander. The reason why my fruit wine has such a strong effect is not because of the aphrodisiac Chinese medicinal materials such as wolfberry and epimedium in it..."

Agano: "Those are just health supplements. They need to be taken and maintained for a long time to be effective. They are unlikely to have an immediate effect like the little blue pills."

Lu Xiuyuan was immediately puzzled: "But I did feel something very good that night, and the effect was very good... Could it be that this is just a psychological effect?"

Agano: "It's not a psychological effect, because the formula in the fruit wine has a powerful effect that is no less than any aphrodisiac, and it is absolutely natural and has no side effects."

Aphrodisiac without any side effects? Is there such a good thing?

When Lu Xiuyuan was in college, he liked reading books. He read a lot and on a variety of subjects, and had some knowledge about all kinds of things.

He knew that drugs like Wei Ge were originally developed for the treatment of cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases, but their potential in that area was accidentally discovered during their use.

But as the saying goes, every medicine is poisonous.

This type of aphrodisiac drug also has significant side effects, which may cause dizziness, nausea, vomiting and other uncomfortable symptoms depending on the person.

But Lu Xiuyuan was sure that he had drunk several bottles of Agano's fruit wine and there was definitely no side effect.

Now that Agano patted his chest to guarantee that it was absolutely natural and had no side effects, Lu Xiuyuan couldn't help but feel curious: "What exactly is that formula? I'll ask Dido to buy it now."

Agano: "You can't buy it even if you want to. The formula is out of stock in the world. Only our port area has it... or to be more precise, some of the ship girls in the port area have it..."

Agano kept the topic in suspense: "Come, Commander, I'll give you some keyword hints. Think about it: aphrodisiac, Hindenburg, grudge, some ship girls, unique..."

Lu Xiuyuan thought for a while.

Agano mentioned before that even without the fruit wine, the same effect can be achieved by asking Hindenburg or Resentment to come to him.

If you think about it, the similarities and characteristics between the Grudge and the Hindenburg are obvious.

They all have horns on their heads and tails behind them...

Ahem, there is no grudge about the tail, but Hindenburg has a heart-shaped tail.

and many more!

Lu Xiuyuan felt that he had grasped the key point.

The horns of both Grievances and Hindenburg seem to be goat horns. In the Western story system, female characters with goat horns are generally succubi, and the images of Hindenburg and Grievances happen to be succubi.

And in some indescribable works, the body fluids of succubus seem to have aphrodisiac effects...