098-Record times???
"Don't bother Beifa, I'll do it myself..." Lu Xiuyuan smiled and said, "If I ask you, Beifa, to help me with this kind of thing, I'll sound a bit like a tyrant in ancient times."
Lu Xiuyuan was tactful and thought, how could asking the head maid to help him arrange the schedule for the wedding ship be as free as doing whatever he wants?
"Then I'll listen to you, Master." Belfast stood up amid the sound of the shower, exposing her curvy figure to the air for everyone to feast their eyes on. "But Master, you just compared yourself to an ancient emperor... This gave me an inspiration..."
"Inspiration?"
"To be precise, it is to prevent trouble before it happens." Belfast explained, "As far as I know, although the emperors of ancient Donghuang had three palaces and six courtyards, they had many restrictions when it came to sexual intercourse."
"For example, they have to flip the cards first, and then let the eunuchs send the selected concubine to the emperor's bedroom."
"This is not the end yet. The eunuchs will eavesdrop on the intercourse. If it takes too long, they will remind Your Majesty to protect his health and control his intercourse..."
"Befa, you know a lot...wait!"
Hearing this, Lu Xiuyuan realized something was wrong. He interrupted Beifa and asked, "Beifa, you are not going to put restrictions on me, are you?"
"Master, you misunderstood."
Belfast smiled gently: "What I mean is that in ancient times, some emperors had no restraint in sex, and excessive indulgence led to early death, so someone needed to restrict him in the end."
"I feel like you're hinting at me, Beifa." Lu Xiuyuan joked, "Befa, are you planning to eavesdrop on me when I'm doing something in the future? If you find that it's taking too long, will you come out and stop me?"
"It's not that serious. We need to analyze each case individually. In ancient times, sons were the key to a woman's status, and concubines used children, especially boys, to consolidate their own and their families' status. In order to have the emperor's offspring, they would not consider the emperor's physical condition. Therefore, eunuchs are needed to stop this in time."
"In short, the concubines in the ancient harem were exhausting their resources."
Belfast continued, "But it's different in the port area. Although everyone will be jealous of the master, they will at least consider the master's physical condition. This is the bottom line that everyone recognizes and must abide by! Even if a ship girl wants to get the master, if the master is not feeling well, she will not force the commander for the sake of the master's health."
Lu Xiuyuan thought to himself, "Befa, what you said makes sense," but I remembered the fat dinosaur who "used the curler casually" on me last night. Are you sure she is not trying to take advantage of the situation?
Belfast pointed out the crux of the problem: "But there is a problem now, that is, no one knows what the commander's physical condition is like?"
"After all, not everyone is a doctor like the Goddess of the Kitchen Goddess. In many cases, you may have felt unwell, but for the sake of men's face, you will still pretend to be fine. The ship girl who does not know the truth will mistakenly think that you are in good health, and then mistakenly exhaust the resources..."
Lu Xiuyuan frowned: "Then Beifa, what you mean is..."
"I plan to open a record post in the group to record which ship girl's room the owner stayed in every day, how many times they had sex, and then make it public." Belfast said, "This will also be a reference for other ship girls, and they can adjust the number of sex times of the day appropriately based on the records of the previous few days."
"Ah this..."
Lu Xiuyuan was speechless for a moment. It was a bit embarrassing to have the number of sexual intercourses recorded, but when he thought about it carefully, Beifa was doing this for his own good.
Lu Xiuyuan had to admit that his willpower was quite weak and it was difficult for him to resist temptation.
For example, what happened today is a little better now that I’ve used the girl’s juice, but when I was taking a bath with Guanghui before, it was indeed a bit like exhausting the resources.
Obviously, he had been "used casually" by Kewei for several hours last night, and logically there should be not a drop left. However, he still couldn't resist the temptation of Mrs. Guanghui and forcibly rummaged through the drawers and found some "surplus food".
So for the sake of your health, you should really exercise some restraint.
Although it was called "restriction" in name, Lu Xiuyuan knew that there was a lot of room for maneuver. When he really wanted to indulge, even if the marriage ship wanted to remind Lu Xiuyuan to be more restrained, but... the arrow has been put on the string, and it is not up to you whether to shoot or not...
The initiative came to a temporary end and the bubble bath continued.
Belfast left the bathtub. She stood on the non-slip mat beside the bathtub and stretched out a hand to pull Lu Xiuyuan up: "Please be careful, Master."
Lu Xiuyuan stood up and, with Beifa's help, dried his body with a dry towel.
He lay on the air cushion on the tiled floor, watching Belfast reach his hands into the small golden basin, scoop out the sticky liquid from it, and apply it evenly on his body. The scenery was beautiful.
Looking up, Lu Xiuyuan glanced at the wall clock and said, "It seems that there is not enough time..."
At this moment, it was already past one o'clock in the afternoon. If we counted the time from the moment Lu Xiuyuan entered the door, there would not be much time left before the one-hour limit.
He has to go to Yukikaze next, and before going, he has to take another bath to remove the "traces" left by the previous ship girl on his body, so he doesn't have much time.
"Is the master anxious?"
During the conversation, Belfast's soft body lay on Lu Xiuyuan's back.
Lu Xiuyuan suddenly felt an indescribable itchy feeling in his heart: "I can't say it's urgent... it's just..."
After a pause, he did not continue.
After all, the rules prohibit revealing Lu Xiuyuan's priority order, and the first-prize ship girls must all think that they got the commander's first chance.
If you tell Belfast now that there is someone behind you in the queue, it would be a violation of the rules. In this way, Belfast can indirectly know that he is not the last one.
However, Belfast is very smart, not to mention that she is also one of the main planners of this event. It can be said that she serves as both a "referee" and an "athlete" at the same time, and knows many inside stories that other ship girls don't know.
For example... the commander's real activity time is probably between 10 am and 3 pm. Now, she can roughly guess her order just by looking at the time.
"I understand, Master."
Belfast did not make it difficult for Lu Xiuyuan, and said considerately: "Anyway, just continue. If there is not enough time, you can continue next time."
In a sense, this should be the "side effect" brought about by the excessive strengthening of special weapons.
But now that things have come to this, the arrow is on the string and has to be shot. If it really doesn't work, we can extend the time accordingly. No matter how hard it is, Dio must not suffer, Lu Xiuyuan thought.
At this moment, an unexpected childish voice suddenly sounded:
"Stop it! Sister Befa! You can't bully the master!"
099-Beige Law
The sudden appearance of little Beifa caught the two people who were taking a bubble bath off guard.
Belfast paused.
Lu Xiuyuan hurriedly stood up, picked up a bath towel and wrapped it around his lower body, and asked in surprise: "Xiao Beifa!?"
The determined and brave little maid nodded her head, and like a little knight, she stepped forward and said solemnly: "Master, don't worry, I will never let Sister Belfa bully you again!"
Lu Xiuyuan was a little confused at the moment.
Beifa bullied me? What are you talking about, little Beifa?
Facing the little girl's "forced abdication", Belfast calmly stood up and followed Lu Xiuyuan's example by wrapping her body with a bath towel. Then the head maid frowned slightly, her eyes stern, and asked, "Little Belfast, why did you come down? Didn't I tell you to wait for me in the lounge upstairs?"
Although there was no hint of anger in Belfast's voice, the accusatory tone still made the little maid feel uneasy.
Little Beifa subconsciously took a half step back, but when she thought of her master, she clenched her fists, mustered up her courage, stepped forward resolutely, and shouted, "Even if it's Sister Beifa! You can't bully the master!"
“Ah…” Lu Xiuyuan was a little confused. “When did Beifa bully me? Little Beifa, explain it clearly!”
"Master, you don't have to lie." The little maid encouraged Lu Xiuyuan and said, "Little Beifa will not let Sister Beifa bully you again. If you are threatened by Sister Beifa, just blink your eyes."
As everyone knows, there are eight major camps in the port area, and the leader of each camp is a person who stands at the pinnacle of power in the port area.
but--
Above the eight camp leaders, there is the maid Belfast who is in charge of the government, holding the commander hostage to control the ship girls!
If the leader of the camp is the cadre of the Demon King's army in the game, then Belfast is definitely the big demon king.
At this moment, seeing that his master was "playing dumb while knowing the truth" under the "coercion" of Sister Beifa, Little Beifa had no choice but to use his ultimate weapon: "I just saw it with my own eyes!"
Lu Xiuyuan: “???”
"I saw it all just now. Sister Beifa pinned the master down and bullied him! Sister Beifa even bit the master!" The little maid spoke without restraint. "Sister Beifa bit the master for a long time. The master had a very painful expression on his face. I saw it all!"
Ah this...
Lu Xiuyuan was speechless for a moment. He finally understood that Xiao Beifa had misunderstood.
"Um... Xiao Beifa, you misunderstood. Maybe this is not bullying. Maybe I just like this kind of tone?" Lu Xiuyuan explained to the little maid with a smile.
"How is that possible!" Little Beifa said, "How is it possible that someone likes to be bullied? And just now the master had a very painful expression, with his teeth bared. He must have been in great pain from being bullied!"
Lu Xiuyuan pursed his lips, not knowing how to explain to the little girl.
He really wanted to say that my expression was not a "grimacing" "painful" expression, but that I was in ecstasy...
But such adult topics with such connotations are not convenient to be discussed with little girls.
At this time, Belfast took the initiative to stand up and looked at the serious little Beifa. She slowly explained: "Little Beifa, you are wrong. I didn't bully the master."
"Impossible, I saw it all." Little Beifa believed that what he saw was true, "They bit their master and pinned him down. Isn't this bullying?"
Xiao Beifa was sure that this was bullying.
She had seen it on TV before, where the leader of the group would pin down anyone who refused to obey him in a mud pit and bite her.
What Sister Befa is doing at this moment is exactly what is shown on TV, so this is definitely bullying.
"Sometimes what you see may not be true." Belfast explained vividly, "For example, in human society there is a service called foot massage. Although the customer looks like he is in pain, he is actually in pain and happy."
"So, Sister Befa means that I made a mistake?"
Little Belfa was just a little girl after all, and Belfa made the little maid a little unsure with just a few words.
"Yes, the master is in the same situation." Belfast glanced at the wall clock and continued, "Little Belfast, if you don't believe it, why don't you check the master's physical condition yourself?"
"If I was simply biting and bullying my master, then there should be bite marks on his body, right? On the other hand, if there are no bite marks, then it proves that I was right."
"Eh!!!" Little Beifa opened his mouth slightly and made a surprised sound.
Checking the master's body or something... this is not good...
Sister Edinburgh had taught her before that men and women should not touch each other, and she was not a marriage ship like Sister Belfa, so it was not right for her to check her master's body, right?
However, it is the maid's duty to take care of her master's health and check whether she is in good health. These two seem to conflict with each other.
Little Beifa was suddenly confused.
Belfast saw Little Beifa's hesitation and continued, "If you don't want to be checked, it's fine, but at least you have to help the master clean his body. Because of your sudden appearance just now, there is still a lot of foam on the master's body and it was hastily finished before it was cleaned up, so Little Beifa you should take responsibility."
Lu Xiuyuan opened his eyes wide, and whispered to Beifa: "What should I do now? And asking little Beifa to help me take a bath... This, isn't a good idea? I still..."
Lu Xiuyuan naturally would not object to asking the little girl to help take a bath, but the problem was that he had to shoot the arrow on the string and was a little anxious, and he was also afraid that his fully-charged charging rifle would scare the little maid.
"I'm sorry, Master. We don't have much time today. Let's stop here for now. If you are really in a hurry, you can go to Little Awesome and Snow Wind later." Belfast whispered in Lu Xiuyuan's ear, "Also, let me tell you a little secret, the situation at Snow Wind and Little Awesome is the same as here."
The same situation should mean that it was not really the little girl who was waiting for him.
With the glorious experience before him, Lu Xiuyuan was more or less mentally prepared for the little secret told by Beifa, and there was not much surprise on his face.
However, the one next to Xiao Kewei is her sister Guanghui, and the one next to Xiao Beifa is her sister Da Beifa, so who is the one next to Xuefeng?
It can't be her sister, the destroyer Yangyan, right? Isn't she still a little girl? Lu Xiuyuan thought.
"As for asking little Beifa to help you take a bath...don't worry, master, I will help you clean it up. Of course, if you want little Beifa to help you clean it up, I have no objection." Belfast said.
Lu Xiuyuan originally wanted to say that I can do it by myself and there is no need to trouble Xiao Beifa, but he found Xiao Beifa's hesitation very cute.
The little girl seemed to have thought of the scene of helping her master take a bath later. Her little head was slightly lowered, and her hands were pinching the hem of her maid skirt. Her fair and tender face was red, making people want to take a bite of it... It felt so good.
Next, the weak-willed Lu Xiuyuan naturally made a request to Xiao Beifa and openly enjoyed the bathing service of the maid for a while.
100-The female general who is a trainee at a hot spring hotel
Leaving Belfast, Lu Xiuyuan walked on the way to the hot spring baths.
I glanced at the time on my phone and it was already 1:15 in the afternoon.
According to the pre-planned plan, he had to finish all the battles at around three o'clock, then stay alone until six o'clock and go to Belfast to gather and take a photo of the evidence, and today's schedule would be over.
Thinking back to the bubble baths in Belfast, it’s a little bit of a shame.
Although I have basically experienced everything except the last step, I still didn't have a "proper meal" after all, and I feel very regretful.
This should be considered as a case of overdoing it, right?
I was worried that I wouldn't be able to handle Belfast in my current physical condition, so I used the epic item "Sister Juice".
It turned out that the juice did have an effect, but... the effect seemed to be a bit too good. It took most of the time just to finish the appetizer of "Ji Chi". In the end, because the one-hour limit was up, Lu Xiuyuan's fully charged rifle had not yet been used and the process ended hastily.
"Eh~ It's over, don't be attached to it. It's over, don't be attached to it."
Lu Xiuyuan patted his cheeks to stimulate his tired body, quickened his pace, and headed towards the last hot spring bath.
After learning from the previous experience in Belfast, Lu Xiuyuan realized that he had to hurry up. Otherwise, with his current stamina, he might not be able to finish the battle with "Snow Wind" by three o'clock.
In short, we must fire the charged rifle today!
According to the information revealed by Belfast, the one waiting for him in the hot spring bath was not really the Yukikaze, but someone else.
Thinking of this, Lu Xiuyuan couldn't help but feel curious.
He now has some understanding of the fun that ancient emperors had in flipping the cards. The feeling of opening a blind box is really addictive.
Not long after, Lu Xiuyuan arrived at the hot spring bath.
The hot spring bath is located in a cherry blossom forest. The hot spring is surrounded by stones and maple trees are planted next to it. The green leaves cast a large shadow on the hot spring. When the wind blows, you can occasionally see a maple leaf falling slowly at a speed of several centimeters per second, and finally falling on the water, creating a circle of ripples.
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