Lu Xiuyuan squatted down and pecked the little girl on the forehead. Looking at the surprised expression and flushed face of the little girl, Lu Xiuyuan found it very interesting and began to tease the little girl: "Little Beifa is already very cute in a maid outfit. If she is cuter, I might be killed by her cuteness. I am still young and I don't want to die yet, wuwuwuwu~"
"Eh!"
Lu Xiuyuan's actions left Xiao Beifa a little confused. The little girl's face turned red, and she was at a loss in shock and shyness, hesitating.
Not long after, several people who had changed into their yukatas came out of the fitting room one after another, and everyone sat back on the sofa to prepare for taking pictures.
Lu Xiuyuan was like the director of a romantic action movie, pinching his chin and looking at the girls sitting on the sofa in cool and attractive clothes. But after they changed their clothes, the eroticism suddenly became much higher.
"I always feel like something is missing..."
Lu Xiuyuan carefully recalled the theoretical knowledge. He sat in the middle of the sofa, with Tiancheng and Guanghui on his left and right.
"What's missing?" Guanghui asked.
“Posture!” Lu Xiuyuan snapped his fingers and suddenly realized, “If everyone just sits side by side, it will look like a graduation photo at school. Although it’s standard, it’s not good enough as a post-graduation photo…”
“Major human intention?”
"Like this." Lu Xiuyuan gave some guidance. "Guanghui and Tiancheng, you two hold my hands."
"Is that right?"
Guanghui and Tiancheng took Lu Xiuyuan's arms on the left and right.
"Almost, but still a little short." Lu Xiuyuan corrected, "It needs to be buried deeper. Burying it deeper will have more impact!"
Guanghui hesitated for a moment. To do such a thing in public...
She was a little embarrassed, but seeing Miss Amagi next door naturally completing the commander's request...
A second later, Guanghui, not wanting to be outdone, imitated Amagi's movements.
"Master, I understand too."
Belfast seemed to have understood the essence of Lu Xiuyuan and slowly walked behind the sofa, or to be more precise, behind Lu Xiuyuan.
The white arms wrapped around Lu Xiuyuan's neck from behind, the head maid lowered her body, and then the unbearable weight of life pressed on Lu Xiuyuan's head.
Looking at the head maid naturally hugging her master's neck, Amagi glanced at her, pursed his lips and said nothing.
"Befa, your posture... seems to be good too." Feeling the softness on his head, Lu Xiuyuan was surprised at Belfast's self-taughtness. He then looked at Little Beifa, patted his thigh, and said, "Little Beifa, sit on my thigh."
The shy little girl hesitated for a few seconds, then gently sat on Lu Xiuyuan's thigh.
"Finally, there is Dido." Lu Xiuyuan hugged the sweet and soft little Beifa tightly in his arms and said, "Dido, after you set the delay shooting on the camera, come to me, half-kneel and sit beside me, and then hug Xiao Beifa and my waist at the same time, understand?"
"Yes, Master," said Dido.
One minute later, when the flash went on again, the picture froze at that moment.
In the photo, Lu Xiuyuan, with his upper body naked, is sitting in the middle of the sofa, making a scissors hand gesture with his hands, and the big and small ship girls around him are hugging him affectionately.
105-The landlord has no more food left
7 p.m.
After working in the fields all day, Lu Xiuyuan, exhausted, returned home early after having a delicious meal.
After washing up, I turned on the air conditioner, locked the door, drew the curtains, and locked the sliding door on the balcony to prevent being disturbed.
After doing all this, Lu Xiuyuan went to bed, turned off the lights and prepared to go to sleep.
Lying on the soft pillow, my thoughts gradually cleared and I quickly felt sleepy, but unfortunately... there was a disturbing noise coming from the balcony.
Da da da--
The sound of fingertips tapping on the balcony sliding door rang out rhythmically.
Lu Xiuyuan opened his eyes wide, turned over on his side and continued to sleep, ignoring everything.
clap clap-
The knocks on the door turned from taps to beats, and were accompanied by a low voice shouting: "Commander~Open the door..."
The noise on the balcony was getting louder and louder, and Lu Xiuyuan couldn't pretend to be asleep anymore.
He carried a small cat on his shoulder, walked to the balcony door in slippers, and opened the curtains. The young girl was squatting on the balcony floor, waving at him with a smile.
"Why are you here again? It's terrible." Lu Xiuyuan took a deep breath and felt his waist a little weak.
"I missed you, Commander." Kewei tapped the bolt of the sliding door with his finger: "Open the door."
"But I don't want to open it." Lu Xiuyuan crossed his arms and shook his head. The landlord really had no surplus food.
However, Kewei didn't seem to want to negotiate: "You don't want to open it? If you don't want to open it, I'll tear it down."
"Stop, stop, stop. I'll open it for you."
Lu Xiuyuan couldn't persuade Kewei, so he sighed and opened the door for Kewei: "But let me make it clear first, I won't post it today. I'm really tired and want to sleep."
"Commander...are you not good at that?" Kewei tried to provoke him.
"I think even if it's an iron rod, it would be soft after a day like this." Lu Xiuyuan didn't feel ashamed. He had been sticking to it for almost a whole day and night, so it wouldn't be shameful to say it didn't work now.
"So what do you want to say, Commander?"
Kewei sat naturally beside Lu Xiuyuan's bed, crossed his legs and looked at Lu Xiuyuan with a smile.
"Please let me go tonight, Miss." Lu Xiuyuan bowed and begged for mercy, "The landlord really has no surplus food."
"real or fake?"
Kewei looked Lu Xiuyuan up and down doubtfully. The latter was only wearing a pair of underwear, revealing his strong chest muscles and six-pack abs, and he exuded the smell of male hormones.
Being looked at with such a fearful gaze, Lu Xiuyuan felt a little flustered. He took a half step back and covered his crotch with his hands. “Of course it’s true. You know that I have been with your sister, Beifa Tiancheng and the others all day today. Beifa should have posted the photos in the chat group. Didn’t you see it?”
"Of course I have."
When the photo was mentioned, a hint of jealousy appeared in Kewei's tone.
She often hangs out in the chat group, so if she took the photo afterwards, she would definitely be the first one to see it.
The commander in the photo is surrounded by the wedding ships. He makes a scissors hand gesture with his hands, looks slightly upward with a tired look, and obviously looks like he has been taken advantage of.
There are also some ship girls in the group who cannot accept the reality and insist that this is a photoshopped photo and an April Fool's Day Easter egg.
If you don’t believe me, look at the photo. The light source here is obviously abnormal, the image in the mirror at the back is distorted, and the commander’s left hand actually has five fingers!
Woohoo~~~
At the end, I don’t know if I couldn’t continue, but I actually started sobbing. From then on, there were a few more sad people in the port area.
"Since you've seen it, why do you still want to..." Lu Xiuyuan said, "Didn't Beifa tell you not to exhaust all the fish in the pond?"
Kewei pouted and said, "It's true that the head maid said so, but how do I know if you, Commander, have hidden some surplus food? I'll check it out. If there really is no surplus food, forget it."
Kewei said as he was about to take action.
"Hey, hey, hey, Royal Lady, Royal Lady, please pay attention to your image." Lu Xiuyuan said, "And didn't Beifa tell you to be quiet for the next two days?"
"What the head maid said is correct, but it was only limited to the end of the first prize event. Now the event is over, so I am now conducting a legal and open night raid!"
"What about the image? Don't you want the image anymore?"
Kewei was very smart. She hugged Lu Xiuyuan's waist and made him unable to move: "Anyway, no one saw us. As long as no one saw us, it wouldn't be considered damaging to our image."
Kewei was very open-minded about the image of a royal lady, since no one would see her here anyway. Besides, she didn't like being a lady in the first place, and it was all for her sister, otherwise she would rather hide in the house and play heavy metal which was not in line with the image of a lady.
Besides, everyone in the port has a variety of personalities, pure, charming, virtuous, three-no, tsundere, and almost all kinds of personalities can find corresponding ship girls in the port.
But in the final analysis, image is something that exists for the commander alone. Because you want the commander to notice you and want the commander to like you, you will pay attention to your image.
Otherwise, if there is no commander in the port, no matter how charming and arrogant you are, who can you show it to?
So in a sense, "image" is a "means" to get the commander.
And now, since there is a chance to get the commander directly, the "image" can be abandoned according to the situation.
The terrible answer made Lu Xiuyuan realize that reasoning would not work. He regretted and said, "I should have let Dido stay at my place tonight."
"Commander, Dido has gone home to pack her things. She won't be here tonight. I've already made inquiries." Ke Wei never fights a battle without preparation, and he did a good job of intelligence work beforehand.
Lu Xiuyuan began to regret it.
At the end of the afternoon activities, he took the opportunity to propose to Befa that Dido be his personal maid and live next door to him for a long time so that she could take care of him.
The answer is of course no problem.
But Dido was staying here for a long time, not just for a few days, so Lu Xiuyuan gave Dido two days off and asked her to go home and pack her things and move in...
Then, the front tower at home was on vacation, and the defense was empty... and it became like this now.
Lu Xiuyuan lay on the bed like a salted fish, with Kewei riding on his waist.
"Don't worry, Commander. I won't kill all the fish." Kewei comforted.
"Look at your posture and tell me you won't kill the goose that lays the golden eggs." Lu Xiuyuan said.
Kewei gently rested his hands on Lu Xiuyuan's lower abdomen, chuckled and said, "I'll just check. If the commander really has no food left, I'll let you go tonight."
"Are you really just checking? Are you not going to drain the pond to catch all the fish?" Lu Xiuyuan was a little skeptical.
"Of course not!" Seeing that the commander didn't trust her, Kewei was a little angry. She put her hands on her hips and said, "Even if I want to stick to the commander again, at least I will consider the commander's health."
"Oh, I see... Then you can check it out."
If Kewei really just wanted to check the landlord's food reserves, Lu Xiuyuan would not be panicked, because he really didn't have a drop left.
106-For your sister's sake, let me go
Kewei began her inspection.
After some operations, she picked up the teaching stick, knocked on the small blackboard and said to Lu Xiuyuan: "Look up! Look up! I have told you so many times, look up!"
The tired student Xiaolu lay on the desk, drowsy.
"Can you please give me some reaction, Commander..."
The commander's sage state made Kewei want to cry but had no tears left, as if he really had no tears left.
"I've already told you that the landlord has no more food left."
Lu Xiuyuan pulled up his pants, put his hands on his head and leaned leisurely on the headboard, and for once he showed his toughness: "We agreed in advance, Kewei, if you really have no food left after the inspection, you can't exhaust the pond to catch all the fish."
Kewei puffed up his cheeks angrily, looking indignant.
She knelt on the bed, and suddenly an idea came to her mind. The girl straightened her waist, reached out and began to unbutton her clothes.
Lu Xiuyuan’s eyes widened immediately, he took a breath and said, “Fuck, what are you going to do?”
"Just give it a try." Kewei blinked his big scarlet eyes, "If you don't give it a try, how will you know if there is really no more food left?"
Lu Xiuyuan shrank back again and again, holding his pants tightly and said, "This stimulation is too despicable. It's terrible!"
To be honest, Lu Xiuyuan really has no food left.
After all, after a day and night of high-intensity sticking, anyone should have no food left, which is reasonable.
So in theory, Lu Xiuyuan now has a very strong sage status buff.
but……
The sage state is just a buff. As long as the "debuff" effect under stimulation can exceed the sage state "buff", the so-called "sage time" is just that.
As a strong young man, Lu Xiuyuan recovered very quickly. After resting for a few hours, his body more or less regained some energy.
Although he didn't really want to stick to her right now, he couldn't resist the stimulation from outside forces...
"You are trying to kill me. How terrible." Lu Xiuyuan said with a bitter face.
However, Kewei had no sympathy for Lu Xiuyuan. He rode on the latter's waist and said with a devilish smile, "It's time to pay the taxes, Commander."
"No more, really no more."
"Is it really gone?"
"Not a drop left."
"But Commander, your body doesn't seem to say that. This should be called..." Kewei put his index finger on his lips and said after a little thought, "The mouth is suspicious but the body is upright."
"That's just a normal physiological reaction." Lu Xiuyuan said, "To be honest, you are already forcibly draining the pond to catch fish."
"Really... can't do it anymore?"
Kewei's brows were slightly frowned.
Perhaps it was Lu Xiuyuan’s repeated pleas for mercy that made Kewei waver a little.
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