Azur Lane, I really didn’t lose my memory!

"Why did you suddenly stop being one?"

"Because I found out..." Lu Xiuyuan said with a smile as he looked at the glorious and lovely face, "Because I already have a large-caliber main gun."

Guanghui, who was already a married woman, quickly understood the meaning of this sentence. Her face flushed and she shyly whispered: "Commander, you're right, Lafite is still listening..."

146-Demolishing the bridge after crossing it

After having dinner at Guanghui's house.

Lu Xiuyuan sat on the sofa in the living room, watching TV with the girls.

Beside him sat Awesome, Victory and the Unicorn, with Rafi sitting on his lap.

Bu Niu was rather lazy. After dinner, she went back to her room early to rest with Xiao Guanghui and Xiao Kewei.

The equipment of Guanghui's home theater is quite luxurious, with excellent audio-visual effects.

However, Lu Xiuyuan's mind was not on the movie playing on the TV screen, but on the well-behaved unicorn sitting beside him.

This girl is very quiet and weak, she doesn't talk much and she's not the type to actively chat with others.

During the time he came to Guanghui's house, Lu Xiuyuan tried several times to have a deep emotional exchange with Unicorn. But the result was not smooth. This girl was introverted, and although she was well-behaved and lovely, most of the time it was Lu Xiuyuan who was talking alone, and Unicorn shyly replied a few words and then ended the conversation. It was a little difficult to start a conversation.

Thinking of this, Lu Xiuyuan rubbed the desire beside him with his elbow and winked at him frantically, as if to say, “You agreed that you would help me conquer my sister when I came here, and let me eat hamburgers. Now that I’m here, why don’t you help me conquer my sister?”

Kewei glanced away guiltily.

She was in charge of killing but not burying. At that time, she was only thinking about how to trick the commander over as quickly as possible. Now that he was here, she didn't care about that anymore.

In this way, time passed quietly and the film reached the stage of rolling the producer list.

Lafite sat in Lu Xiuyuan's arms, yawned, rubbed his eyes, and looked "tottering".

The little girl couldn't make it through the night.

After finishing her housework, Mrs. Guanghui took Lafite from Lu Xiuyuan's arms and held her in her arms.

It seemed that because he mistook Mrs. Guanghui's soft and huge Justice for a pillow, little Lafite fell into a deep sleep after a while.

The White Eagle Ship Girl and the Royal Ship Girl have always had a good relationship.

Guanghui gently stroked the back of the little girl in his arms and said softly to Lu Xiuyuan, "Commander, it's getting late. I'm going to take Lafei back to bed first. You and Kewei and the others should not stay up too late. Go to bed early."

When mentioning the word "awful", Guanghui's speech paused noticeably, as if giving a hint.

In fact, before the commander came, Kewei had already done some ideological work on Sister Guanghui.

She knew in her heart that if she wanted to eat the commander at home with a legitimate reason, she would have to overcome her sister's hurdle.

This is just like in the human society of the past, if Master Lu Xiuyuan wanted to take in a new wife, he had to first obtain permission from the wife, Sister Guanghui.

In the past, although I had secretly eaten the Commander's food a few times, it was not easy to eat it openly at home.

The reason is simply that the elder sister Guanghui has not eaten yet, but the younger sister has taken the lead, which is really against the rules.

But now that my sister is a married woman, it’s time for me to take the position.

For this reason, Kewei behaved well in front of her elder sister Guanghui these past two days, and became a true royal lady.

Guanghui also had no objection.

It's not just because Kewei has been performing well these days, but also because Kewei was willing to cheat in the drawing of lots some time ago in order to bring her and the commander together, which touched Guanghui, her sister.

At this moment, since her sister Kewei has already made so many preparations, she is happy to help her sister.

"Yeah, okay." Lu Xiuyuan responded casually, "Madam, you go to bed first. I'll watch for a while and then go to bed."

"Then Commander, don't watch it too late." Guanghui said, "Also, Commander, I have just cleaned up your room for you. It's on the second floor. The toiletries are also ready. I will let Kewei take you there later."

Every word in the glorious language is about commander and awe-inspiring.

Kewei was so moved that he secretly made a gesture of thanks to his sister.

This is my real sister, okay!

However, Lu Xiuyuan was a little bit resentful of Kewei for not paying attention to his burgers, so he deliberately refused to cooperate and said, "Hey, shouldn't I sleep with my wife? Why are we sleeping in the guest room?"

Sleeping in the guest room was naturally for the convenience of his sister.

Guanghui wasn't sure whether Lu Xiuyuan really didn't understand or was just pretending not to understand, so she continued, "Lafei is still a little girl, she's not used to sleeping alone, so she can only sleep with me. There are only two guest rooms at home, and Unicorn is coming to stay at home tonight, so there's just one room left for the Commander..."

The reason was quite far-fetched, and Guanghui himself was well aware of it. He just hoped that the commander would not ask any more questions.

However, Lu Xiuyuan did not fulfill his glorious wish, or rather... his fearful wish: "In that case, can I sleep with my sister?"

Lu Xiuyuan never disappoints people when it comes to taking the initiative, although now Kewei seems to be a bit ruthless...

But Lu Xiuyuan said that the hamburger that belonged to him would definitely not escape, and even if it escaped, he would take the initiative to snatch it back.

"I remember that Unicorn is also my wedding ship. Is it okay for me to sleep with Unicorn?"

As Lu Xiuyuan spoke, he subconsciously glanced at the unicorn's reaction out of the corner of his eye.

Unicorn squatted on the sofa and hugged Youjiang tightly with both hands. After hearing Lu Xiuyuan's bold words, the girl's face turned red, and she buried her little head in her plump heart that was inconsistent with her petite body. She made meaningless moans because she was too shy.

It's so scary.

She hurriedly said, "Commander, you and Unicorn are both guests today. Last time when we went to Zhenhai's house, didn't you tell me that the Donghuang people have the custom of 'preferring to stop the funeral rather than release the couple'? We should respect traditional customs!"

As long as it is beneficial to her, Kewei has always been flexible in her bottom line of observing traditional customs.

However, what Kewei didn't expect was that the commander was more flexible than her.

"We are the successors of communism. We grew up under the red flag and do not follow the old feudal traditions."

Kewei was so anxious that she almost didn't know what to say: "But, but what about the unicorn? Maybe the unicorn doesn't want to?"

"That... awesome sister..." Unicorn's weak voice sounded, the girl lowered her head, half of her head was buried behind You-chan, and her voice was soft and gentle: "If it's Onii-chan, Unicorn...can do it..."

Kewei suddenly stared at the unicorn with wide eyes.

In order to ensure that everything goes smoothly, we have envisioned many emergencies and temporary responses.

She had anticipated that sister Guanghui would betray her, that sister Buduo would stab her in the back, and even that sister Shengli would steal her home.

But she had planned everything, but she never expected that in the end it would be her most harmless sister, Unicorn, who "betrayed" her.

But unicorns are easy to deal with. Kewei took a look and saw that the little girl was asleep at this time, so it was okay to say something explicit.

She looked at the weak unicorn and asked, "Unicorn, you said it's okay...what is it?"

“It’s okay to sleep with Onii-chan…” Unicorn’s face became redder and his voice became smaller and smaller.

Kewei hit the nail on the head: "But Unicorn... do you really think the Commander just wants to sleep in the same bed with you, holding hands?"

147-Hong Kong Daily News

The scary thing is gambling.

She was betting on something that Unicorn didn't understand.

As long as the unicorn doesn't understand something, she will be confident that she can use her eloquent tongue to scare the unicorn.

In Kewei's impression, his sister is a little timid. As long as he describes the specific process in detail and adds some exaggeration, he believes that Unicorn will feel timid.

This is not a difficult task. For a unicorn as pure as a blank sheet of paper, it is normal to feel scared and worried if it knows it is going to enter such a place, right?

Hearing the dreaded question, the unicorn blushed and asked her if she understood what the commander really meant by wanting to sleep with her...or at least she understood a little bit.

The unicorn held Yu-chan in his arms and sat on the sofa, nodding his little head slightly.

"That's what I told you. Unicorn, you don't understand. Unicorn, let me tell you, the commander will turn into a beast. He will push you down on the bed, tear off your skirt, and treat you roughly... Wait? Unicorn, you nodded just now?"

Kewei realized it later and was stunned for a moment before he responded: "You nodded, do you mean you don't know?"

"It means I know..." the unicorn said timidly.

Awesome: “???”

Her beautiful eyes widened, "Unicorn, how did you know that? You usually look so pure and innocent, how did you know that?"

Kewei continued to ask, "If you really know, then tell me what it is?"

The unicorn's face turned even redder, and she wanted to bury her face in her knees.

"Okay, stop talking, Awesome. The unicorn is already very shy."

Guanghui couldn't bear to watch it anymore and stood up to stop the horrible behavior.

"sister......"

Before Kewei could finish his words, Guanghui asked, "Come to think of it, Kewei, you clearly have no experience, so why do you act so familiar with something?"

"Ah...that..." Kewei looked a little flustered.

Oh no, because the commander was around, I let my guard down too much and forgot my sister was right beside me, and I blurted out some words that were a little unladylike without even thinking.

Shengli sat aside and watched the show. She took a sip of her drink and said with a smile, "Yeah, Kewei, how come you seem to know everything clearly? Did you watch something secretly? The Internet is quite chaotic now, with all kinds of bad information and small websites everywhere. You can't be..."

Kewei glanced at Sister Shengli with displeasure.

She thought to herself that she was not that pitiful. Most of her knowledge in that area was acquired through practice, right?

However, it was hard to explain the actual situation. Kewei quickly explained: "It's because... because I read that Hong Kong Daily News before!"

"Minato Daily News?"

The Minato Daily News, a news paper edited by Gridley and Aoba.

Almost every household in the port area has subscribed to their newspaper, and Guanghui is no exception.

It’s not that they are interested in the trivial things in the port area reported in the newspaper, but they simply want to support their companions’ interests and hobbies, so they subscribe out of friendship.

Manju delivers newspapers every day, but Guanghui hardly reads them and just leaves them there.

But recently she discovered a new use for newspapers - using newspapers to wipe windows can make them cleaner.

"What happened to the Hong Kong Daily News?" Guanghui asked.

"The 362nd issue of the Hong Kong District Daily. That issue of the newspaper recorded in detail the fact that you and the commander took a bath together, and there was also a photo of you two taking a photo together!" Kewei took out the newspaper from the shelf where the newspapers were stored.

The 362nd issue of the Hong Kong Daily News was the most popular issue according to subsequent reader satisfaction surveys.

The reason was nothing more than that the newspaper issue recorded in "detail" how Lu Xiuyuan cashed in the first prize and the photos that followed.

Although it is said to be a detailed record, it is actually more of a fabrication and imagination. After all, neither Aoba nor Gridley could break through the heavily guarded venue blockade and observe the detailed process up close.

But as for fabrication and imagination, those who understand will understand, and it is easy to over-think it if you are not careful.

Lu Xiuyuan glanced at the newspaper in Kewei's hand and almost spit out the tea he was drinking.

The newspaper recorded the entire process of his battle in "details", including but not limited to the duration, foreplay, postures, and dirty talk...

What was originally a serious report was turned into a pornographic book by Qingye and others.

In the newspaper, the "detailed process" of that day occupied most of the space.

Kewei pointed to a small area on the newspaper and said, "Sister, look, there is a science section at the back that popularizes knowledge about gender. I learned it from there."

Years of experience in pretending to be a lady in front of her sister have trained Kewei's already clever little head.

She knew very well that you couldn't explain more about the yellow issue. After all, that was not something a royal lady should be involved in.

But everything has two sides. It's not okay to call it pornographic, but it's fine to call it popular science physiological knowledge.

After Kewei took out the newspaper, Guanghui's gentle face revealed a hint of shyness and panic.

It was not because of anything else, but because the newspaper in Kewei's hand contained a post-event photo of them taking a group photo with the commander!

Although Belfast had told her in advance that the purpose of publishing this photo was to tell everyone that the matter was a done deal and the commander had completed the transformation from a boy to a man, everyone was asked to accept the reality and not deceive themselves.

But when I saw the photo of myself wearing cool clothes published in the newspaper, especially when my sister was holding the newspaper and explaining it, I was really shy...

"Is that so? Sorry, Kewei, I misunderstood you..." After a brief apology, Guanghui said, "Then I'll go back to my room and rest. Kewei, you guys shouldn't play too late, Commander too, go to bed early."

Guanghui hurriedly took the sleeping Lafei back to his room, leaving Lu Xiuyuan and others in the living room.

Is this the end?

Seeing her sister hurried back to her room, Kewei was a little confused. She originally thought that her sister was going to lecture her.

Kewei still didn't understand why it was because of the newspaper in her hand that "forced Sister Guanghui to retreat". She just felt that Sister Guanghui was unexpectedly easy to talk to tonight, and she thought it was because she had been behaving better recently.

Kewei looked at the last two competitors left in the living room.

"Sister Shengli, what do you say?"

Don't take the little unicorn too seriously.