Damn it, it stands to reason that it should be a big celebration when a top scholar like this comes out of the family, but why does it feel so bad when it happens to me?
Luo You grinned, feeling as if he was being silently laughed at.
"Dad, you should stop clinging to that job at the gym. God has given you a new body, so you must seize the opportunity to be reborn."
Luo Zining held a lollipop in his mouth and arrogantly threw a piece of paper to her.
"Don't be content with your crappy junior high school diploma. Take advantage of your new life and change yourself."
It would have been fine if she hadn't said it, but as soon as she did, Luo You got furious and almost couldn't help kicking her.
"Huh? Although I only have a junior high school diploma, my actual level is no worse than those college students, okay? How many college graduates end up working as deliverymen after graduation? I make nearly 20,000 yuan a month, 20,000 yuan! How many college students will never earn this much in their entire lives? Knowledge alone is useless, you have to master skills!"
"Okay, okay, I get it. I just said that. Don't get excited."
Luo Zining didn't expect her to react so strongly, so he quickly comforted her.
"I was thinking, Dad, you should go to college. It's so unmotivated to stick with a junior high school diploma."
Luo You snorted and turned his head away, crossing his arms across his chest, "Oh, why should I go to college? Should I go with you?"
"Of course! I don't mind!" Luo Zining replied immediately and took a photo of Luo You at the same time.
Cute.
"I mind."
Luo You refused without even thinking.
What university? You want me, a witch, to study and waste my days in a university? And let the school control me like a slave with my credits?
impossible!
"Okay, you should go to school soon, and stop thinking about unrealistic things. If I don't work at the gym, how can you earn 8,000 yuan a month for living expenses?"
Varied--
Luo Zining was so angry that her face turned red. What the hell was he talking about!
Feeling depressed and annoyed, I went to school.
Luo You finally has time to do his own things.
[Yue, this girl, has even increased her frequency of attacking me recently. It seems that she is under a lot of pressure recently. ]
The fact that Kui had merged with a ghost-level dimensional beast was no longer a secret in high-level circles.
Although before this, all forces expected the alien organization to produce results, so they gave them the green light all the way.
But now that Kui has died, it has been revealed that this technology is already "relatively mature". Naturally, they can no longer sit back and watch, and have begun to reap the benefits. This technology is no longer allowed to be controlled only by the Inhuman organization.
Yue has been engaged in verbal battles with that group of people in the government these days.
However, the Inhuman Organization is not so easy to move. Its influence is not only in Dragon Country, but also spread all over the world. There are countless hidden combat forces, and there is also Elera, whose existence is unknown whether she is still in the organization.
Otherwise, why would the relevant departments still argue with the alien organization? They could just confiscate their property.
After that, Luo You didn't know how Yue dealt with it. So far, everything seemed to be peaceful, but there was probably an undercurrent.
"The technology of fusion of dimensional beasts will most likely be strongly opposed by the Magic Alliance, but the government will definitely continue to develop it..."
Luo You guessed that Yue would most likely hand over all the immature technology that Kui had, while he would continue to secretly improve and purify it in Aura's laboratory until it was completely completed.
Anyway, this technology is unlikely to be eradicated and will only continue to develop.
Yue contacted her again today, wanting her to show up again, but Luo You didn't want to pay attention to her because she had more important things to do.
The incident started on TV - on the TV screen, the Broken-Winged Butterfly, who was in the fifth seat of the ten seats, accepted a rare media interview and said in front of everyone that he wanted to meet the dark witch.
The original words are as follows——
Host: "Broken Wing Butterfly, I wonder what you think of the Gray Witch that appeared recently?"
Broken Wing Butterfly: "Yes... I'm very interested. It would be great if I could meet him in person."
Host: "I heard that she took the Aurora Witch Elela as her role model. What do you think?"
Broken Wing Butterfly: "I have to meet her in person before I can judge. But... well, if she really takes Elera as her role model, it shouldn't be a big deal for her to meet me, right? Come to the Northwest Branch. I can meet her anytime."
Arrogant!
Just by looking at the calm tone of Broken Wing Butterfly and that unchanging sinister smile, Luo You couldn't help but want to hang this guy up again and teach him a lesson again with a whip.
Luo You still remembered that when Broken Wing Butterfly was captured by him, no matter how aloof she usually was, after being under his control for a while, she only had this expression on her face, Ah Hei Yan. It was so funny.
Can you imagine a conceited and black-bellied empress being stripped naked and revealing a begging expression on her face?
The strong contrast brought about by the before and after made Luo You want to use the expression of the broken-winged butterfly at that time as the avatar of his social account. It was so interesting.
"Is this Broken Wing Butterfly woman so confident that she can deal with me?"
Although the person she invited to provoke was not Elera, but the Dark Witch Ariel, but isn't she afraid of capsizing in the gutter?
However, Luo You will not go to find her in the short term.
because--!!
My aunt is here to challenge me to a fight!
"My little aunt~ I finally figured it out. I like women like you who know what's interesting."
Luo You transformed rapidly and went to the hot spring in Jiuming Sea.
This has become the standard place for her and Ji Yue to meet.
Ji Yue was not taking a hot spring bath in the pool, but in the room. Luo You came to the door of room 315 and knocked on the door excitedly.
"Ah~ Auntie, have you figured out how to challenge me?"
"Elera, don't forget what you said. If you lose, you will be at my mercy."
Ji Yue walked over with a very terrifying aura.
"It's not that you can do whatever you want to me, it's that you can crush me." Luo You corrected.
"the same."
Inside the room, Ji Yue had already pulled out a stool and motioned for her to sit down.
The two are already familiar with each other, having filmed together not long ago.
Luo You was the first to present a greeting gift, and took out a USB flash drive. "This is the finished film I edited from the movie I shot before. I'll give you a copy."
Ji Yue raised her eyebrows in anger. Isn't this humiliating herself?
"I don't need this kind of thing."
After saying that, he was about to raise his hand to smash the USB flash drive.
"Don't be impatient. I'm not trying to humiliate you. I'm leaving you a souvenir. You don't want me to disappear for a few years. You'll feel lonely because you can't see me, right?"
"Are you going to disappear again?" Ji Yue asked with raised eyebrows.
She didn't care at all about Luo You saying that she would feel lonely.
Luo You shrugged. "It's hard to predict what's going on."
This is not to deceive Ji Yue.
Maybe as the situation develops, there will be a scenario where 'the Dark Witch Ariel defeats the Aurora Witch Elera, and from then on Elera becomes a slave and never sees the light of day again'.
Everything is possible.
"......" Ji Yue hesitated for a long time, but finally put the USB drive into her pocket honestly.
Seeing this, Luo You smiled sweetly, "I knew that you loved me, auntie."
"Love, love, love. Do you know what love is? Don't be so sentimental." Ji Yue sneered, "Even if I fall in love with that new dark witch, I won't fall in love with you."
"Oh, is it so?"
The smile in Luo You's eyes became even brighter.
You are worthy of being my aunt. You were born to be with me!
But Ji Yue seemed to have mentioned the Gray Witch just for this moment, and took this opportunity to ask casually: "What's the matter with this Gray Witch? Do you know her?"
"Hmph, just a former defeated general of yours." Luo You snorted coldly, pretending to be noble.
"A defeated opponent?" Ji Yue's expression became unnatural. "Could it be that she was also defeated by you..."
"No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not interested in her. She just sees me as a competitor."
Ji Yue wanted to ask something else, but Luo You raised his hand and said, "Well, the format of the battle, do I decide or do you decide?"
"I'll do it." Ji Yue said without hesitation; "The decisive event is--"
"that is?"
"Dating."
"...Aunt, you really do love me!"
Ji Yue had a look of disgust on her face, knowing that continuing to pay attention to her would only make her happier, so she pretended not to hear and threw over two things that looked like heart rate monitors.
It's actually a heart rate monitor.
“This is the criterion for judging victory or defeat.”
"How to say?"
"This thing can accurately detect a person's heart rate index. During a date, whoever's heart rate remains above 200 for more than seconds will be the loser."
Roar, here comes this. Luo You felt it was interesting from the bottom of his heart.
55. The witch and the aunt both let go and did it (3K)
Generally speaking, a normal adult's heart rate is around 60 to 110 beats per minute.
Exceeding this standard is considered an "abnormal state".
For example, if you are suddenly frightened, your heart rate will soar to 180 or even 200; or if you get a royal bomb while playing Landlord, your heart rate will also rise significantly; or if you run 1000 meters, your heart rate can be easily maintained at 200.
This is where the test of personal determination comes in.
Whoever can better control his or her heart rate will have the upper hand.
And, the one who can quickly calm down after his heart rate soars will hold the key to victory.
Luo You picked up the heart rate monitor with great interest, looked at it to see if there was anything fishy, and then said:
"The text description says 'During the date, if the heart rate exceeds 200 for a specified period of time, you lose.' But it doesn't explain what kind of behavior should be used to make the other person's heart rate exceed 200, right?"
In the final analysis, Luo You is still using Ji Yue's best method...
——Give medicine.
By giving the other person certain drugs, it is also possible to keep the other person's heart rate at a higher than normal level.
For example, aphrodisiac.
So baby!
If it were any other magical girl, Luo You wouldn’t worry about this.
But if this magical girl is Ji Yue, then you have to be careful!
Ji Yue had already thought of the rules and said, "As long as it can be defined as a 'dating behavior between lovers', it can be judged as valid."
"Hmm~~ This action can be defined as 'dating behavior between couples'..."
Luo You repeated it with profound meaning.
It seems very clear, but in fact, there are many hidden dangers.
Ji Yue wanted to fish in troubled waters by using this vague definition, while Luo You also wanted to make the water more muddy by using this vague definition to add to the fun.
"That's the rule, right?" Luo You asked.
"Well, tell me what concessions you need."
There is a prerequisite for the battle with Elera.
If the content of the battle is decided by Luo You, then Luo You will give Ji Yue corresponding preparation time.
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