The witch who hunts the magical girl will not be killed in return

"If I get angry, just slap me hard."

"A bitch who attracts women and butterflies, a slutty bitch."

“Iron Mee——!”

Snapped!

There was a startling sound in my ear, and my cheek went numb instantly.

Luo You couldn't keep her balance. The sudden impact on her right cheek caused her body's center of gravity to tilt to the left, and her soul was sucked out.

The sound of a needle falling.

The person involved, Luo You, was the most confused.

"You are so decisive."

Just like a volcano that was about to erupt, Luo You had a red slap mark on his face and his whole body was shaking.

"It's the fastest slap, without a trace of confusion, and the trajectory is also very beautiful... Can I take it that you know exactly what you are doing?"

"Uh, Dad, you said it was okay to fight."

"What a poop on you!"

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PS: It's very strange. Recently, when I look at the time, it always shows 4:44. When I wake up in the afternoon, I always look at the time and it always shows 44 minutes. The first place rate of Mahjong Soul is 44.4%. I can see it seven or eight times a week.

Shit, is this hinting at something?

3. Fatal Question

"Super invincible I love you!"

Luo You was using the most painful joint technique he had ever used on Ni Nu.

“Aa ...

"It hurts! Dad! It hurts!"

"The slap marks on my face hurt even more!"

"I was wrong. I love you! I love you, Dad! I never lied to you, did I? It was obviously you who asked me to hit you!"

Luo Zining tried to use words to awaken the dormant fatherly love.

But it was obviously useless, and the result was a doubling of the intensity of the lock-up.

Feeling the pain becoming more and more unbearable, Luo Zining couldn't hold it in any longer, and turned around and threatened: "Don't be shameless! If I were a magical girl, I would hit you with a hammer!"

"Then try it!"

"Just give it a try! Henxin——"

"Youyou! Are you there? I'm coming in~"

The door was opened without warning, and Zhizhi jumped in.

At first glance, I saw the father and daughter getting along harmoniously.

Luo Zining's expression also became complicated.

How did she get in?

Could it be that this pair of treacherous and lustful people have such a close relationship that they could give each other the key?

"Oh my, oh my? Isn't this Zi~~ Ning? Did you make your mother angry again?"

After being stunned for two seconds at first, Zhizhi suddenly put on an attitude of watching a good show and said some veiled words.

"That won't do. You're already 18 years old, how can you still make her angry? Youyou is so gentle, but you made her so angry. What on earth did you do?"

"...It has nothing to do with you, right?"

Luo Zining turned her face away and did not refute.

Maybe it's because the other party is his immediate superior, Luo You thought.

After all, family disgrace should not be made public, so Luo You loosened his hand and asked, "Zhizhi, what are you doing here?"

But Zhizhi didn't pay attention to what she was asking, but stared at the slap mark on her face, and then looked at Luo Zining with shock.

"You, you won't hit her?!"

"..."

Luo Zining was too lazy to explain.

Zhizhi covered her mouth in surprise. Her eyes, which had originally been full of joking, suddenly became a little angry. She took two steps forward, "Your behavior——!"

"Okay, I asked her to hit me."

Luo You flexed his arms and said something that was difficult to understand.

Zhizhi's eyes froze for a moment, "Youyou you..."

"Don't ask. It's not that I'm a slut. I just didn't expect her to really hit me."

"Who told you to be so serious?"

Luo Zining retorted, "You said it yourself but you still don't keep your word. Can you please have some credibility?"

Aren't you just using your good credit to cheat big sisters everywhere? ——Luo Zining didn't say this.

"I didn't say you wouldn't fight back after getting hit."

"..."

Luo Zining was speechless. He looked at Zhizhi fiercely, but still didn't say a word to her. Instead, he said to Luo You: "Humph, forget it, think about it carefully, and tell me when you figure it out!"

After saying that, Luo Zining went into the room.

"Have you had a fight with her?" Luo You asked.

She could see that Luo Zining was angry simply because of Zhizhi's arrival.

"No, I've only seen her once before."

"Really? It seems like you speak with thorns every time you see her."

"... maybe."

This time, Zhizhi came to Luoyou to take photos and post tweets.

It's amazing that she could come here to take pictures without batting an eyelid after doing something in Europe that changed the concept of magical girls.

However, since Luo Zining is at home now, it is impossible to take photos, so Zhizhi can only go back first.

"Did you have any conflict?"

"No, it's just that girl who suddenly came back and said that I have the potential to be an emperor. Alas, so what even if I do? Aren't you afraid that I will become a descendant of the ancestors?"

Luo You sighed, "Zhizhi, you go back first."

"No way." Zhizhi said as if it was a matter of course: "The great Zhizhi has come to your house specially, there is no reason for me to return empty-handed. This will make me lose face."

"......"

Yep, this guy is still that self-centered brat at heart.

In order to get rid of her, Luo You took a pair of stockings from her room and threw them at her.

"Now you won't return empty-handed."

"....What do you think of Master Zhizhi?"

Zhizhi waved the stockings in her hand, "Just this one, I'll be half an hour late at most."

"Are you here to rob?!"

Luo You didn't want to give this pair of stockings to her anymore, so she snatched it back and said, "Don't be willful. Go out and walk around first. As a magical girl, you should have a lot of things worth doing."

Then Zhizhi was driven away by Luo You.

It couldn't be said that she was driven away, but when Luo You took out two hundred yuan and asked her to go out and buy some food, Zhizhi's eyes suddenly became a little dumbfounded, and she went downstairs at a loss.

Isn't it very family-like to be driven out by Luo Youyou, who was upset by her money? Zhizhi thought.

At this time, Luo You came to the door of Luo Zining's room, "Zining, come out and explain yourself clearly."

Squeak——

The door opened a crack and Luo Zining poked half of his face out.

"What is the relationship between Zhizhi and you, Dad? Why does she, who is the fourth seat, come to you for no reason? Are you attracted to her?"

"Guess." Luo You shrugged.

No matter what happens here, Luo Zining will only become suspicious, so it's better to just get away with it.

"You're not really into her, are you? Didn't you say you only like older sisters who can smother you with their breasts?"

"So what? It's not good to always eat the big ones. Besides, Zhizhi has the charm to make up for the lack of size."

Luo You shouted in a hoarse voice: "Ahhhhh——maybe Zhizhi can really become your mother in the future~"

boom!

The door was closed tightly again.

However, less than two and a half minutes later, Luo Zining walked out and asked, "Have you thought it through? Do you want to use your status as an emperor to contribute to society?"

"impossible."

There was no way Luo You would agree to this.

Let’s not talk about whether she can become an ancestor if she displays her qualities as an emperor...in fact, she is already half an ancestor.

In short, she would not do such a thankless task.

"Okay, I really can't imagine you saving the world, Dad."

Luo Zining skipped this matter for the time being, but immediately asked something related to this, "If I encounter a crisis in the future, will you use this qualification to help me?"

Seeing that Luo Zining gave off an aura that seemed like he would be killed if he didn't say the three words "I'll help you", Luo You immediately understood that this was a classic question that would kill him.

It is obvious that Luo You will not spoil her.

He immediately slapped Luo Zining on the head, "Why are you standing there with me? I'm your dad! If you want to play tricks on me, go find your future boyfriend."

"Hey... even if it's just a nice word, it's fine."

"What's the good of you? It's good enough that you don't cause me any trouble. You still want me to help you? You're a magical girl and you want me to help you? Wait until you can't hold on any longer. Maybe I'll show my fatherly love."

"......(whispering)"

"What did you say?"

"nothing."

Author's Note: Well, I'm in the United States

4. Exploration phase

"Then I'll just pretend that you'll help me, Dad."

"So annoying! Why do you have to ask so many times! What do you mean by great emperor? Have you ever thought about the possibility that I might become an ancestor? What are you going to do then?"

Luo Zining was speechless for a moment.

At this time, most people might answer that they would sacrifice their relatives for the sake of justice, but Luo Zining refused to do so.

"If you become an ancestor, I will have my own considerations..."

"What considerations?"

This is destined to be an unanswered question.

But Luo You always felt chilled.