The witch who hunts the magical girl will not be killed in return

"Mr. Luo, we have finished the inventory and can give you this number."

A loader held up six fingers at the door.

"Okay, just transfer it to me."

Luo You responded. He had already anticipated that the moment his daughter came back would be the moment this family exploded.

Just now, he sold all the fujoshi peripherals in Luo Zining's room.

Then, the doomsday bell rang.

“Aa ...

After Luo Zining returned home, the entire floor was filled with screams like air raid sirens.

The culprit, Luo You, squatted in the corner of the living room, covering his ears, with an expression like a stickman who had lost all hope in life.

4. When the father-mother transition is completed

A war broke out with my daughter.

Luo Zining transformed into the Shura God of War, stood up in anger, and went crazy.

However, she had never won since Luo You adopted her. After a few moves, she was pressed to the ground by the neck as usual, and her two legs kicked back randomly, but always kicked in the air.

"Don't you have anything to say?" Luo You said in a deep voice.

"What do you think?"

Luo Zining looked back at him coldly. There was no usual process of 'Daddy, daddy, I love you' → 'I fucking love you', but she just maintained this attitude of never giving up.

Knowing Luo Zining, he knew that this was a fight to the death with him.

But Luo You was mentally prepared for this situation.

"......never mind."

Luo You loosened his hand, took out his mobile phone and transferred the money directly.

"Your stuff sold for six hundred dollars. Spend it as you wish."

He is worthy of being the villain. The level of deductions he makes would make capitalists cry.

"Varied--!"

Hearing that his action figure peripherals worth more than 30,000 yuan were only sold for 600 yuan, another string in Luo Zining's mind broke.

She laughed out of anger, her words full of sarcasm.

"You've been focusing on fitness these past few years and haven't paid much attention to me. Why are you pretending to be a qualified father now?"

"I'm not pretending. I am your father."

"Father? For such a long time, I'm afraid you know more about fitness equipment than I do about me. Can you still call me father?"

Luo You calmly straightened his messy collar and said, "You went too far. If you hadn't spread rumors about me everywhere, I wouldn't have cared about you at all."

"What can I do? You have a gay face!"

"If you say that, I'm going to have a serious argument with you, okay!?"

Luo You, who had just entered the state of a loving father, was instantly broken by these words. He pointed at Luo Zining's nose and shouted: "Let's take a step back. I don't care how rotten you are, but most of the BL works you play are patriarchal BL. What the hell is that!"

Varied--!

The important secret was exposed, Luo Zining blushed and gasped, and retorted:

"Who, who made you surrounded by either handsome young men or attractive old men, with no women at all? It's hard for me not to associate this with you!"

"I work at a fucking gym, and I'm surrounded by men!"

"Your phone is still full of pictures of muscular men!"

"So I'm working in the gym, I'm going to use this as a reference!"

"You were a skinny guy more than three years ago, but you turned into a muscular man in such a short time. It must be because you have been in contact with too many gays!"

"So it's normal for me to have a muscular body because I work in a gym and train with other people, right? And how can I be called a muscular man? My muscles are more like those of an athlete! I'm not a muscle truck!"

Luo You was sure that his body was definitely that of a 'handsome guy'. At most, passers-by would comment on him with "Ah! What a good man!", but it was definitely not enough to attract gay men.

But Luo Zining in front of him smiled even more sarcastically.

"You have such a muscular body, you can get as many girls as you want, but you are still single for so long, and you still say you are not gay?"

"I—! There is a reason for this." Luo You's answer was obviously lacking in confidence.

"If you find me a mother soon, I will naturally give up fantasizing about you. Ah, I can accept a male mother."

"You little brat! So don't use me as the object of your fantasies... Oh~~!" The words from Luo You's mouth suddenly turned into an epiphany full of wisdom, like a teddy bear that deserves a beating.

It turns out that Zining is so obsessed with BL just because she wants to find a mother for herself?

When talking about single-parent families, the question of "finding a significant other" is always unavoidable, and people at school will feel inferior when asked about it.

Misstep, Misstep…

Luo You's expression softened instantly.

Haha, what a tsundere daughter. If you want a mother, just tell her directly. Although he won’t listen at all.

As for finding women, he could no longer go back to the life of hunting magical girls... Even if he wanted to find a companion, he would have to look for a magical girl. Ordinary women were no longer in his eyes.

"Ahem, let's talk about this later. I still say the same thing. I am laissez-faire towards you. I hope you can understand... After all, I have become a father after going through the stage of 'marriage and childbirth'. I advise you not to expect me to be competent."

After Luo You finished speaking, he was ready to leave. He wanted to give Luo Zining some time to adjust his emotions.

"Remember to come back at night."

Luo Zining's call sounded in my ears, like a prayer.

Luo You smiled lovingly, ahhhhh~~What a frank daughter she is.

"I see."

................

After Luo You walked out the door and left, Luo Zining's expression suddenly became ferocious.

"Ha! You bastard, I'll make you die tomorrow!"

The only daughter who longs for maternal love is just a trick to make Luo You let down his guard!

This hatred is irreconcilable!

Luo Zining didn't know whether her father had trained his muscles to the point of sanctifying his body. Every time she fought with him, she would be pinned to the ground and rubbed.

She's a magical girl! Even without transformation, her body is very strong!

If you can’t handle it head-on, then try to use underhand tactics!

Luo Zining took out the special container containing divine particles from her bag.

"After fusing with divine particles, the breast size can be increased by two cup sizes overnight. This effect should have the same effect on both women and men..."

Hehehehe...Aren't you obsessed with your muscles? When I see your big pectoral muscles turned into skinny ones tomorrow morning, will you regret it so much that you want to die?

But when it came to taking action, Luo Zining hesitated again.

This is not a joke. Divine particles are unknown things and if they are not handled properly they will cause unexpected effects.

Luo Zining just wanted to teach that evil father a lesson. If something really happened, she would be very troubled.

.......I finally gave up.

dong dong!

"Mr. Luo You, it's me. I just moved the goods. I forgot to tell you that we have a lucky draw event here. If you spend 9527, you will get a chance to win a lucky draw. You just sold more than . You can enter my work number: on the official mobile website to participate in the lucky draw. If you win a prize, please give me a good review."

"......"

Luo Zining couldn't hear what the porter said afterwards.

She stared at the divine particles, her eyes dangerous and creepy.

"Just a little bit..."

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At 19:16, Luo You came back.

"Isn't it time for Zi Ning to calm down?"

Luo You himself didn't believe this.

It would be a miracle if that vengeful girl could let it go. I guess she is planning some evil ideas now.

"Zi..... went out?"

Luo You saw Luo Zining's slippers scattered in the corridor - looking at the distance between the two slippers, one could imagine the scene of Luo Zining kicking the slippers away in anger.

"Oh? And you cooked for me?"

Luo You arrived at the dining table, where there was a table of dishes covered with lids. They had been there for a while, and there was a note stuck on the lid.

——If you’re so kind as to admit it, just eat it. I’m not cooking for you just because I want to make peace with you!

"Yue! Forced tsundere is disgusting."

This note made Luo You feel nauseous, but he still quietly heated up the food, then took a pair of chopsticks and sat in the living room to eat.

He knew very well that the food was probably mixed with laxatives or other unclean things.

If she can calm down with just a few days of diarrhea or abdominal pain... just eat it. After this meal, tomorrow she can pretend nothing happened.

He felt that he could handle being unwell for a few days.

The dual attributes of fitness coach + real man are not just for show!

······After dinner······

Luo You sat quietly in the living room for more than two hours. After making sure that there were no sleeping pills or anything like that in his food, he prepared to go to bed.

"I don't think she'll be back until midnight."

Luo You looked at the clock and saw that it was already ten o'clock in the evening. He took a shower and went into the room, locked the door, blocked it with a cabinet, and prepared a bell trap!

All of this is to avoid Luo Zining's additional revenge.

After making these preparations, Luo You crawled into bed.

Sleeping soundly.

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Then, the next morning

"Hmm...Hmm...It's a bit cold...Did you turn down the air conditioner..."

On the bed, a silver-haired ball crawled out from under the quilt. The jade-white little hands fumbled on the bedside cabinet for a while, found the remote control, turned off the air conditioner, turned over the quilt and got up.

"Hmmmm...I feel a little dizzy..."

After opening the door, Luo You didn't notice the shocked face of his daughter who was eating breakfast at the dining table. He walked into the bathroom and prepared to brush his teeth and wash up.

"dad?"

"Huh? What's wrong? Stop dawdling and go to school..."

"It's really Dad!?"

"What are you talking about, you passed out after playing BL games...eh?"

It was a long time before Luo You noticed the drastic changes in the tone of his voice.

She slowly lowered her head, and what caught her eye was a pair of tender white hands that seemed unable to even unscrew a bottle cap, and silver-white hair scattered along the arms, which felt smoother to the touch than the finest silk.

Luo Zining next to him stared at Luo You's profile - that delicate face and coordination, she had only seen it in anime!

Especially those red eyes, which were like drops of blood dotted in the white snow, looked extremely charming. However, the girl had a nonchalant expression on her face, yet revealed a very cold temperament. The two opposing concepts of charm and coldness were so harmonious in her.

Looking down along the petite and lovely outline, half of the smooth and delicate legs were exposed under the long men's shirt. A pair of bare feet that were as delicate as works of art stepped on the floor, making Luo Zining think of some kind of delicacy... No!

"No, haven't your muscles degenerated too much?" Luo Zining couldn't help but complain.

I only gave out less than 1% of the amount, how come my gay dad, who is so powerful, changed his gender? Even his bones shrunk!