[Firefly: …]

She was too shy to speak.

[(Honkai Impact 3) Bronya: Xing is exactly like the stupid Kiana. Whenever she sees something delicious, she has to come over and break off a piece.]

[Kiana: I'm not that greedy, okay!]

[Wendy: I ​​have a reasonable suspicion that Liuying deliberately let Xing go hungry during their date in the daytime. All her preparations were for this moment in the evening.]

[Paimon: I see, so cunning indeed!]

[Walnut: Firefly’s takeaway is far away in the sky, yet right before your eyes.]

[March 7: Speaking of which, there is a synthesis machine on the train, why don’t the pioneers use it to synthesize food?]

[Yae Shenzi: The answer is already obvious - the pioneer has actually seen through Liuying's plan, she is just using her own trick against her!]

[Goro: These two are very cunning people.]

[Funina: At first I thought it was Firefly in disguise, but it turns out it's Firefly herself!]

[Padofils: Everyone looks like fireworks? I understand you!]

[Hanabi: If it were me, the one I would put in the wife cake would definitely not be Little Gray Hair, but Firefly-chan - after all, for Xing, this would also be considered as having a wife inside.]

[Sambo: Stop telling those hell jokes.]

[Hanabi: If you ask me, there is no such thing as being eaten by fireflies. It was all just an illusion created by the pioneers after they got drunk because they missed the fireflies too much.]

[Xing: Shut up!]

[The next video is "Four Gods Playing Genshin Impact." ]

[Wendy, Zhongli, Lei Dianying, and Nashida stood in the Dust Song Pot with their arms crossed and serious faces.]

【Wendy: "Everyone understands, this time we are going to play a new game."】

[The rest of the people answered in unison: "Of course."]

[Not far away, Ying's body suddenly trembled: "Oh no, why do I suddenly have a bad feeling!"]

[Soon, all the gods tacitly chose to explode at the same time, and then reached out to grab the phone placed in the middle of the table. ]

[The phone was quickly blown away, and Wendy took out a bow: "Hmph, don't even think about running away~"]

[Just when the arrow was about to hit the phone, Ying jumped out. She grabbed the arrow with one hand and the phone with the other.]

【Wendy was stunned: "Traveler, traveler?"】

[Ying threw the arrow back: "Don't use your ultimate skill there!"]

[Vendy was hit by his own ultimate skill without any resistance: “Huh?!”]

[Zhongli thrusts his gun at the phone: "Leave this to me!"]

[Ying directly puts the gun under her armpit: "Zhongli, you too!"]

[After this, Zhongli was also knocked away by Ying: "Ugh!"]

[Lei Dianying draws his sword: "This is the moment of annihilation!"]

[Ying bites Mengxiang Yixin directly and throws him out: "Ying! Nashida! You too!"]

[Nashida looked at the knife falling towards her, somewhat at a loss: "Ah?!"]

[Ying falls back to the ground, eyes flashing red: "What are you guys going to play this time... huh?"]

[The four gods were knocked to the ground. They stretched out their left index fingers and pointed forward: "Play... play Genshin Impact..."]

[Ying suddenly returned to her original state: "Huh?"]

[Zhongli: Playing Genshin Impact... I knew there would be a video like this, it finally came.]

[Gui Naifen: I remember that the traveler's house was blown up when we were playing Landlords. I didn't expect it to be repaired so quickly. The civil engineering technology of Teyvat is pretty good.]

[Kavi: What a pity! If only I could design it...]

[Wendy: Ahhh! I want to play Genshin Impact, too. I envy myself in this world.]

[Black Tower: I wonder if there will be videos of the Five Gods playing on the Star Dome Railway or playing in the simulated universe.]

[Hanabi: You really value your simulated universe. Just go with the simulated universe!]

[Yae Shenzi: Haha, if you ask me, no matter what they play, the Traveler's Dust Song Pot will definitely not be saved.]

[Hu Tao: Indeed, originally the three elements of wind, thunder and rock could only diffuse or crystallize at best, but with the addition of grass and water, there are now many more elemental reactions that can be played.]

[Ahaha: At the gathering of the Seven Gods, Venti got drunk and played a big game, and then only he and the Rock God who couldn't react to the wind element were left, right? No wonder these two are the first generation gods who are still alive.]

[Sambo: Don’t say that. Don’t say that!]

[Paimon: Are you really a genius?!]

[Wendy: Oh, you think too highly of me. I don’t have that much power.]

[Kiana: Really? I don't believe it. It feels like you're just pretending.]

[(Honkai Impact 3: Celestial Dome Railway) Walter Yang: ...It's not completely impossible.]

He thought of the weakest Herrscher, the Wind Herrscher Wendy, who was defeated by Titan and whose name and color were very similar to Wendy.

[March 7: I think the Dust Song Pot might be fine this time. You see, the Traveler has spider sense, and she can even intercept the attacks of the Four Gods. How many times did she have to be blown up by the Dust Song Pot to develop this ability? She is so skilled that it makes me feel distressed.]

[Bluebird: The traveler's power has returned, not much, but enough.]

[Ying: Hehe, now you know who to train, I am the strongest!]

[Silver Wolf: It's not four gods, it's three gods. Nashida didn't enlarge it.]

[Jing Yuan: But she was still beaten down, so pitiful.]

[Ying: This is called preparing for a rainy day, taking precautions before it happens. Once the grass element and the lightning element intensify, my Dust Song Pot will be finished.]

[Seno: The Traveler put Zhongli's gun under his armpit... Mother armpit fork!]

[fluorescent:?]

[Tinari: Stop talking now. Be careful. The Traveler might challenge you to a duel and take your Seven Summoning Cards away.]

[Seno: If I compete with the Seven Saints, I will not lose, I will win!]

[After that, Ying laughed dryly, waved at the dusty Four Gods, and quickly left the room: "Haha, you guys have fun, haha."]

[After leaving the house, she heaved a sigh of relief: "Oh, now I feel relieved. It's just a mobile game. I won't give my home to..."]

[The next moment, her house exploded violently. Ying turned around in confusion: "Huh?"]

[(Honkai Impact 3) Bronya: Have you heard of Murphy's Law? ]

[March 7: Could it be that the phone exploded?]

[Yae Miko: Maybe it's just Ying who's cooking.]

[Raven: ...This villa is doomed to fail.]

Why was the villa always destroyed? She remembered that in the Golden Courtyard animation that had just ended, when Kosmo made a wish list and drew a miracle, the one he drew was the Herrscher of the Villa, Big Viagra.

The villa has been used as a meme, so it should be protected in some mysterious way.

It's impossible that the game was made because the company's boss demolished his villa, so he can't stand seeing the villa.

If being destroyed is the fate of the villa, shouldn't she build a more ordinary house?

[Inside the room, Zhongli stared at the screen of his mobile phone: "It is said that the game "Genshin Impact" is a very popular game in the world of Traveler and others."]

[Wendy holds the phone, smiling: "You're right, but Genshin Impact is a... I forgot what it was later."]

[Nashida: "Using Xumi's technology, we copied the travelers' equipment in reality and connected to the network of the other world."]

【Lei Movie: "Ah, loading completed, entering the game."】

[The four gods clicked to log in and opened the door to Sky Island. ]

[After that, they looked at Ying standing on the Mondstadt Plains in the game screen and smiled: "The Traveler is so cute."]

[Ying: You are so cute!]

[Xing: Indeed, brother, you smell great.]

[Xiangling: Xumi's technology can actually connect to another world? So powerful!]

[Ahaha: Xumi Technology, boy.]

[March 7: It feels more like the video producer just made up a random excuse to allow the four gods to play Genshin Impact.]

[Heita: But since this video appears on the screen, it means this is possible.]

[Otto: It is indeed not completely impossible to observe another world.]

[Xing: Could it be that one day I could have an online romance with a beautiful girl from Teyvat?]

[After a while, Wendy came to Lei Dianying's side and said, "Hey, Aying, how are you doing? I've been playing this game for a long time. Do you want me to teach you?"]

[Shadow points at Nashida's portrait in the card pool: "Buyer! Buyer is trapped in the game!"]

[Wendy laughed dryly: "Haha, basically everyone who plays this for the first time will have this reaction."]

[He pointed to the wish button in the lower right corner: "Don't worry about it for now, this is the card drawing interface, click this."]

[“Drawing cards is a very important part of this game. If you draw a powerful character, it will be much easier in the rest of the game.”]

[“Of course, don’t be discouraged if you don’t get it. There are many ways to play…”]

[Before he could finish, he saw a golden light falling, and then 5 Nashidas appeared on the screen.]

【Wendy was embarrassed.】

[Lei Movie: "Well, I drew 5 Buyers in one go, watch me draw 5 more!"]

[Wendy coughed a few times: "Ahem! The role is actually not that important. The key is the weapon..."]

[Golden light falls, and five Thousand Nights of Dreams appear on the screen.]

[Lei Dianying: "I will use all 5 Thousand Nights of Floating Dreams to upgrade my novice spear."]

[Hanabi: That's how the game is played! You're a real talent, my friend!]

[Star: The current situation of the newbies.]

[March 7: No, no matter how new you are, you wouldn’t do such a thing. Gold items are definitely more advanced than white ones.]

[Silver Wolf: Blood pressure medicine! Bring me my blood pressure medicine! I have high blood pressure!]

[Ying: Well, actually the novice spear is also quite strong. You see, I have been using a bladeless sword of the same level.]

[Yae Shinko: Ying has been staying in Isshin Pure Land for 500 years, so it makes sense that he doesn't know how to play the game.]

[Fu Hua: Damn it, why are there so many European emperors in the world? I won’t accept this!]

[Fu Hua: This is the novice protection period. This is definitely the novice protection period!]

Although she said so, Fu Hua felt sad when she thought about the fact that she didn't even have a novice protection period.

[Pattofilis: Touch Ahua.]

[Silver Wolf: I worked so hard to plan for a long time, but in the end, I was crushed by others' luck and had to spend money to play. This is a bit too real.]

[Tesla: Mondstadt is somewhat similar to European countries. Wendy is the god of Mondstadt, so he should be the emperor of Europe.]

[Kujo Sara: I didn’t expect the General to be so lucky.]

[(Honkai Impact 3) Bronya: It seems like I am possessed by Kiana.]

[Ying: Got it. When you need luck next time, stand by Ying's side.]

[Yae Miko: I think Ying wants to use this luck to get back his family and friends.]

[Paimeng: I have a question. Doesn’t the street singer know this game a little too well?]

[Barbara: Lord Barbatos is not only the god of wind, but also the god of games.]

[Sambo: I thought Nashida would trigger "Currently non-playable time, you can log in between 20:00-21:00."]

[Tinari: Little Jixiang Grass King is already 500 years old, how could he still be protected from addiction?]

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