[(Honkai Impact 3: Star Dome Railway) Walter Yang: Really? Then why did Luosha stand behind Pioneer and say "I won't lie"? If Suchang wasn't beside them, he would have probably pointed a gun at Pioneer's head.]
[The Herr of Knowledge: Well said!]
[Hanabi: If he is Otto, then the coffin contains the airplane model that carried the words "great inventor" when he was with Kallen.]
[Pattofilis: That makes sense. You convinced me.]
[Wendy: Kamisato Ayato worked hard to find a way to cross the world for his sister who was abandoned by the traveler. He really made me cry.]
[Ying: I will not abandon Linghua!]
[Kamisato Ayato: Ahem, this isn’t me either.]
[Sambo: It must be Hanabi in disguise!]
[Silver Wolf: Come to think of it, I thought Luosha hid the coffin somewhere high up or in the card pool.]
[Xing: Quack! Stop talking!]
Whether it is not having knees or drawing cards crookedly, it is her eternal pain.
[The following video is "I cried! The promotional film of Beloberg Cultural Tourism!"]
[Qiong’s phone shows Estelle’s circle of friends——]
[Esther (Eating Dirt Version): Let's go out to see the cherry blossoms today. No one will stay at home all day, right?]
[Qiong sat up from the sofa, wrapping her head with her hands in pain.]
[Narrator: "Are you anxious because your friends are traveling while you are staying at home and getting moldy?"]
[Xing looked at his empty wallet and held his head with his hands helplessly. ]
[“Are you worried about having trouble going out because you are short of money?”]
[Fireworks exploded on the screen, and a line of very retro special effects text appeared. ]
[“Good news! Good news! The Northern Wonderland, Beloberg, welcomes you!”]
[Bronya, with a crown on her head, raises her glass. ]
[“Which is the best for tourism? Belloberg, the best of the best!”]
[(Honkai Impact 3rd) Seele: …]
[Paimon: Opening lightning strikes.]
[Hanabi: Hahahahaha! So funny!]
[Hu Tao: Just looking at the title, I never expected the content inside to be so funny.]
[Kyung Won: Needless to say, this is definitely a video made by Bronya!]
[Wendy: Aha invested in it, Bronya planned it, and Sambo filmed it.]
[Kiana: I can’t stand it anymore, what is this?]
[Bluebird: One-click query of the mental state of the Great Guardian Beloberg.]
[Ailixia: This kind of circle of friends is full of travel photos, and I feel like I am the only one staying at home. Dr. Mobius must understand this very well.]
[Ailixia: So next time, wear the pink skirt I gave you and join Yingjie's team building!]
[Mebius: Team building? Do you mean noodles?]
[Xing: Weird, is there something wrong with my eyesight in the video? Why can’t I see the money when I open my wallet?]
[March 7: Is there a possibility that you just have no money?]
[Xing: Impossible, absolutely impossible!]
[Zhongli: From a universal perspective, Beloberg can really develop tourism.]
[Esther: Indeed, planets like this that are affected by the core of a star and have their surfaces covered in ice and snow are not common.]
[On the screen, Hook lit the bomb, then she put down the lighter, holding the bomb in her hand and walked away with a smile. Not long after, an explosion sounded in her hand.]
[“An ancient capital with simple folk customs!”]
[“Local average IQ is 180! Special tourist shuttle! Enjoy aristocratic luxury!”]
[There is a bus parked on the street, with flowers, butterflies, and jewelry that are popular among middle-aged and elderly people printed on it, and even a line of words printed on it - Welcome to Beloberg, I wish all passengers a long life and eternal youth. ]
[Huo Huo got off the bus trembling with fear, and bumped into the body of the guards who were surrounding her and posing in bodybuilding poses.]
[“There are also gentle and kind iron guards to escort you on your trip!”]
[Then, the residents of Beloberg saw four iron guards marching beside Huo Huo, surrounding her.]
[“Unexpected events may occur, the Iron Guard will accompany you!”]
[Star: Tiger——K——]
[Qiana: Average IQ is 180, referring to mistaking lighter and bomb, and blowing yourself up.]
[Funina: It makes sense actually. I have also peeled an apple, thrown it into the trash can, and then held the peel in my hand.]
[Ying: Of course it is normal for you to do such a thing.]
[Funina:?]
[March 7: Weird, why did Hook start playing with bombs like Klee?]
[Kaiya: Because art is explosion!]
[(Honkai Impact 3rd) Seele: I'm sure that, in addition to this video, this tacky bus was also designed by Bronya.]
[(Honkai Impact 3rd) Bronya: ...Is it really that tacky?]
[Gui Naifen: I always feel sorry for Huo Huo. The residents of Beloberg will definitely think that she was arrested for committing a crime.]
[Su Chang: Huo Huo, surrounded by the iron guards, must have been thinking “I want to go home”.]
[Tail: I hope she can learn to stand up straight after this experience.]
[(Honkai Impact 3) Bronya: This is why you can’t stand between the police officers when taking photos with them.]
[Paimon: Come to think of it, does saying that the immortal boat people and fox people live a hundred years count as a curse for their early death?]
[Sambo: Good question!]
[Merchants were discussing business in Belloberg's shop, while Sambo, with flames burning on his body, was wailing in chains in Belloberg's prison.]
[“Belloberg is truly a commercial capital, operating with integrity and absolute conscience, because all those with bad consciences have been arrested!”]
[Pella stood in the square somewhat shyly. In front of her were Qiong, Hua Huo, Dan Heng, Topa, Gui Naifen and Su Chang. Qiong was holding a cell phone and kept pressing the camera button.]
[“Exotic customs, beautiful tour guide, carefully explain the thousands of years of culture of Beloberg to you!”]
[Qiong's camera focused on Pera's black stockings. His face was full of smiles, but soon, Qiong felt someone patting his shoulder.]
[Qiong turned around and saw Bronya and two Silver Mane Guards. The next moment, Qiong was taken away by the Silver Mane Guards.]
[“It will make you feel the weight of history, and maybe the weight of iron shackles!”]
[Hanabi: Not only was he locked up, but he was also burned. Old Sambo is so pitiful.]
[Aha: This is the end of the Beloberg Savages.]
[Walnut: Don't talk nonsense, this is just the Great Guardian trying to keep Sambo warm in prison because he doesn't have a heater.]
[Ying: Haha, the reason behind this is heartwarming.]
[Xingqiu: It’s really heartwarming. It’s so warm that it almost burns me.]
[Sambo: Is there no family member willing to pity Uncle Cold Legs?]
[Hanabi: Your legs won't be cold after being warmed like this, that's a good thing.]
[Tesla: So happy, Bronya is also a potential Joy Commander.]
[Eden: I always feel that this kind of unconscious joyful behavior is even more joyful.]
[Xing: Does the thousands of years of culture of Beloberg refer to black silk stockings? From a general rational point of view, Beloberg's black silk stockings are indeed unique.]
[March 7: You really should be captured by the Silver Mane Guards.]
[(Honkai Impact 3) Walter Yang: Maybe the pioneers will be burned at the stake like Sambo after they are caught.]
[Xing: It’s okay, it’s worth it just to be able to take a picture of Sister Perla!]
[Alicea: Haha, be careful Bronya will change all the photos you took into emoticons for the elderly.]
[Xing: Stop talking, it's starting to hurt.]
[Kiana: Speaking of which, if the pioneer is really burned by fire, will the star core in her body explode?]
[Kafka: The star core won’t be damaged by this temperature.]
[At this moment, the Silver Mane Guard's garrison officer, Jeppard, was lying on the street with a look of disdain on his face, a stone slab placed on his chest. Sylva stood beside him, holding up a small hammer with a solemn look on her face.]
[“There are also special performances of breaking rocks with the chest, which may even result in death!”]
[Guinaifen shook her head helplessly, patted Xiluwa on the shoulder, and took out a huge hammer that was taller than her and looked extremely heavy.]
[Jepard couldn't help but widen his eyes when he saw the huge hammer: "Ah——!"]
[“Look at this calm look, there are also enthusiastic people claiming to create a Jeppard sauce!”]
[The scene changes, and now Jeppard is tied to a cross, with an apple on his head, and Shiluva, blindfolded, stands opposite him holding a throwing knife.]
[“Blindfolded darts are the most powerful of the heavyweights. Either you hit the center of the apple, or you reach the end of your life!”]
[Jepard:?]
[Su Chang: As expected, this kind of street performance should be left to Xiao Guizi, she is a professional.]
[Bluebird: Jeppard x Beloberg Little Guizi√]
[March 7: Can Jeppard really withstand such a big hammer?]
[Aha: It’s okay, Brother Jie has a shield.]
[Ying: Brother Jie can wear a relic with all defensive attributes, in the name of protection!]
[Ying: Why does Shiluwa always do it herself? They have a deep affection for each other.]
[Xing: From this perspective, Ling Ke is still better to her brother.]
[Aha: Maybe Lingke was just looking for the Beloberg savage in the snowfield. Unfortunately, she didn't know that the Beloberg savage had been captured. Maybe it was Jeppard himself who captured Sambo.]
[Hanabi: After Reiko comes back: Wow, it's Onii-chan!]
[Lingke: …]
[Sambo: That pun is a little too hellish.]
[Xing took a selfie with Jeppard tilting his head in the background, and posted it on WeChat Moments with this selfie as the caption: Is there anyone who hasn't been to Bello Berg? ]
[Esther looked at this post and admitted that she was the queen of the circle of friends: "She is the queen of the circle of friends."]
[Kafka looked at this post and shed tears with emotion: "This child has finally grown up..."]
[“My friends watched it and were so excited! My mom watched it and exclaimed that it was wonderful!”]
[Bronya raised her glass to the camera with fireworks in the dark night as the background.]
[“Only after washing away all the dross can you understand how to transform luxury into elegance. Ice and Snow World, Beloberg, looks forward to your arrival!”]
[“Honkai Impact 3: Star Railway, I think it’s feasible!”]
[Xing: It's such a hearty Akaashi, let's watch it again.]
[March 7: You are addicted to watching it, right? Next, are you going to use the Realm Anchor to teleport back to Yaliluo-VI to transform Beloberg into the appearance in the video?]
[Sambo: Good idea!]
[(Honkai Impact 3) Seele: Put away your bold idea!]
[Hanabi: God of Fun! This is so much fun! I want to help too!]
[Sambo: Forget it then.]
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