[Black Tower: You might as well give up your position as the Goddess of Joy to Bronya.]

[Fireworks: Today's interstellar peace news, the first anniversary of Little Gray Hair boarding the train is approaching. To celebrate this day, the universe will hold a concert for the first anniversary of the Collapse Star Railway in the near future. This program is sponsored by Beloberg and choreographed by the Great Guardian Bronya herself.]

[(Honkai Impact 3rd) Seele: Personal aesthetics are personal aesthetics, but Bronya is very clear about the big things.]

[(Honkai Impact 3rd) Bronya: Seele...]

[(Honkai Impact 3rd) Bronya: Do you really not like these performances?]

[Eden: Actually, some of the songs in this version are pretty good, but I’m more interested in the original concert.]

[Alicea: Haha, I really want to watch the full version of Director Bronya’s concert.]

[Mebius: No, you don't.]

[Robin: I actually saw my brother dancing with sunglasses on…]

[Aha: It killed a heart instantly, right?]

[Mockingbird: No, to be honest, I am very happy to see such a brother.]

[Sunday:……]

[Theresa: This leopard symbol... Ancient memories suddenly flooded my mind, the memories of the past are attacking me!]

[Raiden Mei: No, no, I've been completely brainwashed by this stuff, and now all I can think of are the dancing Hoshitetsu characters.]

[Paimon: Fortunately, we don’t have people with such abstract aesthetics in Genshin Impact.]

[Funina: I understand, I understand! As expected, earthiness is fashion, and vulgarity is elegance!]

[Fukaros: Little Paimon, the person you ordered for aesthetic abstraction is here.]

[Paimon: No!!! Take care of her!]

[Jing Yuan: This is the episode where the demonic body is most uncontrollable.]

[Natasha: I really hope that the children in front of the screen will not learn this.]

[Silver Wolf: I was controlled for almost 8 minutes. This is the first time I feel the progress bar is moving so slowly.]

[Xing: It was a really long 8 minutes, so long that it seemed like ten or even nine Amber Ages had passed.]

[Ying: My eyes: This is history. My brain: Don’t hesitate, I will make the final decision after I finish eating.]

[Walnut: What happens after eating?]

[Ying: It was such a satisfying Akaashi, Hao Aka, I want to eat more!]

[Sambo: The great god of the red stone field! ]

[Esther: These videos are really a bit too retro.]

[Hua Huo: Among these dancers, the old Sambo is the most suitable. There is no sense of disharmony in their dancing.]

[Wendy: Jing Yuanyuan and his friends are not convinced!]

[Wendy: Yunshang Wuxiao×Yunshang Wuyao√]

[Sino: Dancing on the Cloud√]

[Suchang: It’s rare to see Jingliu so happy.]

[Lei Dianzhen: I understand. After all, she hasn’t had fun playing with Bai Heng for a long time.]

[Yae Shenzi: In addition to the Yunshang Wuxiong, there is another organization that can be renamed: Star Core Hunters × Village Hunters√]

[Paimon: Aren, if you are controlled by Kafka's words, just blink.]

[Hanabi: Everything is just Elio's script.]

[Black Swan: Haha, Huang Quan actually asked General Raiden and Mei Raiden to dance together.]

[Kiana: Mei...my Mei...]

[Nashida: Hmm... Is it my illusion? I always think of Gongzi when I listen to "All Is Love".]

[March 7: I feel the same way!]

[The following video is "When Seele decides to reset her ultimate animation——"]

[Seele sits next to Hanabi and Sambo, with her hands crossed over her mouth: "My name is Seele, and I'm the first five-star limited edition of Star Dome Railway. Now I'm in a dilemma - the designers of the ultimate moves are all a bunch of psychos."]

[Hua Huo detonated a bomb and jumped up happily: "Art is about explosion, hahahaha!"]

[Xi'er: "This is Hanabi from the Pleasure Department, in charge of the business at Pinocchio."]

[Sambo smiled and came close to Xi'er: "Hey, isn't this Miss Xi'er? What brings you here?"]

[Xi'er: "This is Sambo from the Pleasure Department, in charge of the business at Beloberg."]

[Xi'er cleared her throat, slapped the table and stood up: "Ahem, I asked you to come here today mainly for one thing - to modify the animation of my ultimate move!"]

[“As the first five-star limited character, my ultimate animation effects are a bit behind those of newer characters, so I asked you to redo it.”]

[Klee: Art is explosion!]

[Qin: Alas.]

She had a feeling that Klee would find a way to sneak out to fry fish again today.

[Aha: From a common sense perspective, people in the joy department are indeed psychopaths.]

[Black Tower: As the saying goes, if the top beam is crooked, the bottom beam will be crooked. You might as well think about your own problems first.]

[Aha: Putting aside the facts, even if I am 99% wrong, doesn't the Masked Fool have 1% fault?]

[Hanabi: No, it's all the fault of the God of Fun.]

[March 7: Why let the people in the pleasure department design the ultimate move? This kind of thing should be left to Chunmei.]

[Kiana: Think about how Yinzhi says everything is beautiful... I don't think this is a good idea.]

[Sambo: Games are meant to make players laugh, and we enjoy doing this!]

[Sino: Playing with a smile × Playing with a roar√]

[Paimon: Speaking of which, Seele said that her ultimate special effects are a bit outdated. I remember that Seele's ultimate animation flashes like welding. How come it's outdated?]

[Silver Wolf: After all, Beloberg is just a small place. Is it strange that it cannot compare to Xianzhou and Pinoconi?]

[Ying: Are you done? Then disappear with the butterfly!]

[Sambo waved his hand: "Wait a minute, Ms. Xier, I have a small question. You... are the character of Beloberg, right?"]

【Xi’er: “Yes.”】

[Sambo pointed at the smiling Hanabi across from him: "And Miss Hanabi here is in charge of the Pinocchio business, right?"]

[Hanabi: “That’s right~”]

[Sambo: "Then should Miss Seele's ultimate move be designed by the person in charge of the Beloberg region, that is, me, alone?"]

【Xier suddenly looked at Hanabi: "Yeah, what are you here for?"】

[Hanabi: "Oh, that's the question. I heard that Ms. Xi'er has been very active at Pinocchio recently, so I thought since there is overlap in business, why not have a competition between the two sides?"]

[Xi'er was stunned: "That's not right, I haven't been to Pinocchio?"]

[Hanabi took out a few cards: "Here, this is the latest plot."]

[Xi'er looked at the photo on the card and threw it on the table in a mad way: "This is Huangquan!"]

[Aha: Is this photo of you?]

[Xing: Yes, at that time, I was still very thin.]

[(Honkai Impact 3rd) Seele: This is not me!]

[(Honkai Impact 3) Bronya: Mei and Seele are both important, but they are not the same person.]

[Padofils: It feels like Hanabi is just here for fun.]

[Wendy: Be confident, she's here to have fun.]

[Hanabi: Why do you treat me with malice? No matter when and where, Hanabi will respond to your expectations~]

[Kiana: I dare not ask you to respond.]

[Sambo: No one has sympathy for Uncle Cold Legs who was abandoned by his old customers?]

[Topa: What else can I say if my business ability is not good enough and the client is taken away?]

【Xi'er: "Ahem, based on the principle of [since we are already here], Miss Hanabi should stay and discuss together."】

[Hanabi: "You already paid me the appearance fee, so you don't want to waste it, right~"]

[Sambo turns around: "Wait a minute, what's the appearance fee?"]

[Xi'er patted Sambo's head back with her hand: "Don't worry, anyway, this is the situation. We have to retain the original style based on the old version of the big move performance, show the style of the earth and fire, upgrade the specifications of the animation, and highlight the character's personality!"]

[Hanabi: "Ah, that's really strict~"]

[Sambo: "Why don't I get any appearance fee? What price did you give her?"]

【Xi’er: “Don’t worry about it!”】

[Aha: Most of it was removed, but some of it remained.]

[Kiana: Style, class, specifications, personality... This is the four-frame animation of the new era!]

[Qingque: Xier can actually express her requirements so fluently, is she going to take the postgraduate entrance examination?]

[(Honkai Impact 3rd) Seele: Postgraduate entrance examination? What is that?]

[Sambo: Forget about that. Not only did you ask outsiders to help you design your ultimate move, but you also only paid them appearance fees. Xier, I misjudged you!]

[Hanabi: The Masked Fool is one family. Your money is my money.]

[Sambo: Then give me your money.]

[Hua Huo: I dare to give it to you, do you dare to accept it?]

[Silver Wolf: Uncle Cold Legs, you designed Xier's ultimate move so badly, it's good enough that Xier didn't ask you for compensation, but you still want an appearance fee?]

Sambo's face turned red, and veins on his forehead popped out. He argued, "Electric welding can't be considered low...electric welding!...How can the work of the Masked Fool be considered low?" Then he said something difficult to understand, such as "flying head barbarian" and "head launcher", which made everyone laugh: the screen was filled with a happy atmosphere.

[Xi'er: "Anyway, let me first introduce the creative concept of my ultimate move."]

[Sambo handed Xier a heart-shaped box. Xier opened the box and was startled by her own big head that popped out.]

[Sambo: "My inspiration comes from this scary gift box. As long as you open the box, a head will pop out to scare the person who opens the box. Based on this, we designed the character to rush forward. My idea is to make this design more extreme, and then go a step further and shoot out Miss Xier's hair..."]

【Xi'er punches Sambo on the head: "This is an old joke from a year ago. No creativity. I reject it."】

[March 7: How can I put it? I can only say that it is worthy of being called Sambo.]

[Wendy: So Xier’s ultimate move was designed this way, it doesn’t look like an act.]

[Xing: I feel like this new design is not much different from Seele’s original ultimate animation.]

[(Honkai Impact 3rd) Seele: There is a huge difference!]

[Silver Wolf: Sanbo, now you know why Hanabi gets an appearance fee, but you don’t.]

[Sambo: Don’t you think this is cool? As a Masked Fool, I think this is very cool. It fits my imagination of the ultimate animation, abstract and interesting.]

[Hu Tao: It’s really abstract and interesting.]

[Paimon: That’s a bit too abstract.]

[Hanabi immediately started to get snarky when she saw that Sanbo's proposal was rejected: "Sure enough, the old guy always uses the same old tricks."]

[Sambo: "Then I wonder what great designer Hanabi has to say?"]

[Hua Huo: "Didn't someone report that Seele's special effects for her ultimate skill are particularly dazzling? So we simply changed the color of the light effects for the ultimate skill to red and blue, and then made them flash alternately at a high frequency, thereby increasing the damage of the special skill!"]

[Sambo: "It's the damage to the player's eyesight that's increased."]

[Hanabi: "Don't they always pop up a warning about photosensitive epilepsy at the beginning of the game? But no one has ever been harmed by it. Isn't this a waste?"]

[She made an explosion gesture: "Bang! It was like lighting the fuse that sent players to the hospital, causing a collective fire incident, and finally the official came out to apologize!"]

[Xi'er: "Are you a sociopath? Rejected!"]

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