When Paimon heard Higashino Yuu mention the water goddess Aqua, his face suddenly turned dark and he continued to complain speechlessly.
"Hehe, that just doesn't exist in this world. There must be Goddess Aqua in other worlds. I will always believe in Goddess Aqua."
"You clearly said yesterday that you are a scientific god who only believes in the four fundamental forces. So have you changed your beliefs today? And the reason you became a waste is because you believe in the goddess Aqua?"
When Paimon thought of the so-called oracle of Goddess Aqua's rules and regulations, he felt a black screen before his eyes.
"Brother Dongye, you just said that the water god is not Fukaros but Aqua. Is there any explanation for this?"
Zhongli on the side also put down his teacup and asked curiously after hearing this.
"Oh? Brother Zhongli, do you want to join the church? Then can you please sign this application for joining the church? If you sign, you can get a bar of soap as a gift."
Hearing Zhongli's words, Dongyeyou's eyes lit up, and then, like a magic trick, a piece of pale yellow parchment appeared in his hand.
708. Inducting Zhongli into the Church
Axis Cult Teachings:
1. Axis believers can do anything if they work hard. We are the ones who can do it. Even if we fail, it is not our fault. If we fail, it is the world's fault.
2. When faced with something annoying, just run away. Running away does not mean losing but victory.
3. When you are in doubt, you will regret it no matter what you do. So just choose the easier method now.
4. Don’t be afraid of getting old. Even God doesn’t know whether you will be happy in the future, so smile now.
5. Eris’ breasts are padded!
"Hmm! In terms of universality, the teachings of Axis do make some sense, but doesn't the last point carry some personal grudges?"
When Zhongli finished reading the teachings of Axis, he was also shocked.
There are seven kingdoms in this world. The freedom of the God of Wind, the contract of the God of Rock, and the eternity of the God of Thunder can all be considered their doctrines.
But this was the first time he had seen a doctrine so detailed and so... flat.
If Higashino Yu hadn't brought it out with such a solemn oath, he would never have believed that there was such a religion in the world.
However, considering Higashino Yuu's identity as a traveler from another world, maybe there really is such a religion hidden in some world.
“Hehe, taking it is not important. What’s important is that if you join the Axis Church now, you will get a piece of soap. Don’t you want one? As long as you sign this, you can become a distinguished member of the Axis Church.”
Higashino Yuu said seductively with a smile while swaying in front of him.
"And if you buy something in the territory of the Axis Church, you can get a 20% discount."
“Well, generally speaking, there is no Axis Church territory in this world.”
"And Liyue is a country that values contracts very much. Even though you said it lightly, I will not sign a contract without any future for no reason. Especially since this contract comes from you."
Zhongli seriously denied Higashino Yu's idea. Others might not be so sensitive about contracts.
But he is the God of Contracts, so when he saw Higashino Yuu, he felt the power of the other person as the God of Contracts.
That was a much purer power than his.
After all, although he is called the God of Contracts and the God of Wealth by businessmen, in fact his attribute has always been the God of Rock.
Rock God Morax is his name.
But Higashino Yu is different. He is a god formed completely by the concept of contract. From his point of view, Higashino Yu's existence is born for the contract.
However, Paimon didn't know this. She had become very familiar with Zhongli during this period, so she complained directly when she heard this.
“So if what’s said here is true and there really is an Axis Church headquarters, will you sign this contract?”
"No, even if that's the case, I won't sign a contract casually."
"Why is that? I've always heard you say that the account is kept in the Hall of Rebirth. Now you say that you value the contract. This is very contradictory!"
Paimon tilted her head. In her opinion, it was unacceptable to eat without paying. This was a sign of not respecting the contract.
"Because I signed a contract with Master Hu of the Wangsheng Hall, and Master Hu guaranteed that my food and lodging would be fully covered during my tenure at the Wangsheng Hall."
"But I think the all-inclusive package that Hall Master Hu mentioned is definitely an ordinary all-inclusive package, not yours!"
Paimon couldn't help but complain as he looked at him.
In the past few days, she has also seen through Zhongli's behavior. Not to mention that he often asks for the freshest vegetables or seasonings from specific regions for meals, he even asks for the best thrush when walking his bird.
It’s fine that they provide food and lodging, but now they even provide bird walking services.
Of course, according to Zhongli, the thrush was not recorded in the account of Wangsheng Hall, but was given to him by a friend.
"This only shows that Master Hu still needs to grow in establishing contracts."
Zhongli said calmly while sipping his tea.
Seeing that he couldn't win the argument with him on this matter, Paimon couldn't help but talk about another matter.
How do you explain why you haven't done anything in the past few days? Aren't you supposed to prepare for the emperor's death? But not only have you not prepared anything in the past few days, but you've also been lazy here every day.
"No, drinking tea is a kind of elegance in itself. It's not being lazy."
Zhongli looked at Paimon and denied her accusation very seriously.
Paimon couldn't help but roll his eyes when he heard that.
And said expressionlessly.
"Zhongli, do you still want to say that you guys are talking about serious matters while drinking tea all day?"
Hearing this, Dongye You looked at Zhongli and smiled slightly.
They were talking about serious business now.
Zhongli naturally wanted to know more about the sudden appearance of Higashino Yuu and Ying, at least to make sure that the two of them would not hinder his plans and would not harm Liyue.
Similarly, Higashino Yuu, who knew Zhongli's plan, had not had close contact with Ying's brother Kong after defeating the dragon last time, but he had seen him from afar, so he also planned to accelerate Ying's growth.
Although the two people's goals cannot be said to be the same, they have many similarities, so they hit it off immediately when discussing this matter.
Of course, the two are only in the initial contact now, and it will take some time to gain the trust of both parties.
Zhongli, in particular, was extremely wary of Dongye You, the God of Contract. Even if they had signed a contract, he was afraid that Dongye You would find loopholes in it.
After all, just as no one understands the Rock God better than the Eye Rock God, no one understands contracts better than the God of Contracts.
It is precisely because of these reasons that the two of them have been slacking off these days.
However, these things are only known by people at their level. Although Ying can be considered a good player among the human race, she is still a little short of their level.
Of course, based on Ying's growth rate, she will probably know this soon.
So now, as Higashino Yu watched Paimon's questioning of Zhongli, he couldn't help but chuckle, then he picked up the teacup and drank tea while watching how Zhongli was going to explain it.
When Zhongli saw the amused expression on Higashino Yu's face, he shook his head helplessly.
Fortunately, this time, apart from some things that he couldn't say, he did have something to talk to Higashino Yuu about.
"¨ˇIt is indeed an important matter. Someone asked me to pass a message to Mr. Higashino Yuu, and I want you to do me a favor."
"Oh? Someone actually asked me for help?"
Hearing this, Higashino Yuu was stunned for a moment. Then he looked at Paimon and raised his eyebrows.
"Hahaha, it seems that my name has finally spread from Mondstadt to Liyue? I told you, gold will always shine, and I can't stay here repairing vases forever."
709. The Character That Even Zhongli Has a Headache
At this time, Dongye You's face was full of pride, and he had obviously forgotten that he had mentioned not long ago that the current Liyue restoration craftsman was not him.
"Hey, didn't you just say that you weren't the one who repaired the vase? Tell me why you did this, are you trying to hide some private money? Are you trying to buy gifts for other women while Ying and I aren't paying attention?"
Paimon looked at Higashino Yuu, his big eyes sparkling with wisdom.
Even Ying looked over. Although she didn't say anything, the look in her eyes conveyed the same meaning as Paimon's.
"Hey, how could you think of me like that? I save some money so that you can have some good food on the road, and I can buy you some gifts and give you some surprises."
Dongye You wailed and cried out loudly.
"Hehe, now the biggest surprise would be for you to give us all the money you've earned during this period!"
Paimon looked at Higashino Yuu, his eyes had turned into gold coins.
Although Ying didn't say anything, the corners of her mouth that curled up involuntarily showed that she was in a good mood at the moment.
Zhongli, who was standing aside, was watching this scene and felt dizzy. This was so embarrassing. He had said so many things without letting anything out, but in the end, he actually let the cat out of the bag.
Sure enough, he saw Dongye You reluctantly pulling out a pocket from his own space. There was a jingling sound inside, and it was obvious that it was filled with 260 Mora.
"Hey, Mora, my favorite Mora..."
Paimon flew to Dongye You's hand, took the purse, opened it and took a look, then flew to Ying's side staggeringly as if he was drunk.
"So...so many Moras. I've never seen so many Moras in my life."
Ying looked at Paimeng in surprise, and then looked at the purse in his hand.
Although the purse does not look big, there is a different world inside. This is a purse that has been blessed by the Traceless Extension Spell. At this moment, the piles of Mora piled up in it are almost forming a small mountain.
"You...how do you have so much money? Did you rob someone?" Ying looked at Dongye You with a dazed look in her eyes.
"Do we need to rob? Bah! I mean, robbery can't make money as fast as my way!" Higashino Youyi raised his head with a smug look on his face.
"I just repaired two antiques, and then I dug some more from the ruins around Liyue. I dug out two new antiques, and I can just sell them and make some money, right?"
There are many ruins around Liyue. Not to mention the underground salt buried in the Salt God's ruler (cgad) and jar, other areas like Guiliyuan and Dunyuling also have many treasures.
However, these treasures have been buried deep underground for many years, and generally speaking, apart from archaeologists and treasure-hunting groups, few people go to dig them.
One is that it makes too much noise, and the other is that it has a bad reputation.
Moreover, they would have picked up all the good stuff they could find, and buried the rest very deep. Even if they got something by chance, they had to prevent treasure-stealing groups from hearing the news and coming to rob it.
In other words, Higashino Yuu has extraordinary abilities and can easily find the treasure underground and bring it up.
"Well, you actually dug for treasure without asking me, accept your punishment!"
Little Paimon was suspended in the air, screaming, and then waving his little fists to hit Higashino Yu's head.
After many strengthenings, Higashino Yu's body has already surpassed that of a god, so he would not be defeated by Paimon.
He just dodged lightly and hid to the side.
boom!
Paimon almost hit Zhongli on the head, but at the critical moment, Dongye You grabbed him by the collar and saved him.
"Look, I saved you again, why don't you say thank you to me!"
Higashino Yu said with a grin as he shook Paimon.
"Thank you, Higashino Yuu! I wouldn't say that. It was your fault for hiding the private money in the first place!"
Paimon puffed his lips and spoke loudly.
"Hey! If the tiger doesn't show its might, you would really think I'm a sick cat!"
"Talk nicely, both of you, stop making trouble!" Ying couldn't stand it anymore and stepped forward to stop the two of them. You have to know that there is an outsider, Zhongli, present here, so even if you two want to make trouble, wait until you get back to the hotel and do it behind closed doors.
"Humph! Then I'll give Ying some face and not bother with you today!"
Paimon folded his hands over his chest and snorted.
Higashino You looked at the scene in front of him and didn't know what to say. You know, Paimon is still in his hand, and he can still speak so shamelessly.
But he also knew that things should not be taken too far.
He could only carefully place Paimeng on the table and look at Zhongli at the same time.
"You just said you had something to ask me? Is there something you need my help with? Now that I've found you, can't you help?"
You have to know that this is Zhongli, Morax. There is really little in the world that he cannot solve.
"As far as generality is concerned, I am not omniscient and omnipotent, so it is normal that there are some things I don't know, and therefore I need your help."
"Besides, it would be really troublesome if I refused the person who commissioned me."
Hearing Zhongli say this.
Seeing that a calm man like him had such an expression, Paimeng and Ying became curious for a moment.
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