As a result, it is possible to achieve success.

"Teacher Hei, tell me in detail!"

"It's very simple, just one word: pretend!"

"Wow, you finally got the word count right!"

"Climb, don't interrupt!"

Hei Yang retorted casually and continued to explain: "Think about it, your parents don't understand the specific realm anyway, and they just want to know if you are doing well when they hear your reply.

In this case, even if you insist on saying that you are a Nascent Soul with your foundation-building brain, they won’t know, right?”

"Wouldn't that be cheating on my parents?"

"Didn't you lie to your parents first?"

"No, no, no, you think about it..."

Hong Li made reasonable assumptions and speculations: "If we lie to my parents like this, there might be big problems. For example, if a Yuanying-level boss suddenly passes by our hometown one day..."

Heiyang: “Hmm…”

Yuanying cultivator: I am in the Yuanying stage.

Parents: It’s nothing special, my child is the same.

Yuanying monk: Oh? I must ask for your advice!

Heiyang, Hongli: ...

"Hey, what kind of outrageous imagination is this!"

Heiyang waved his hand to burst Hongli's imagination bubble, and said speechlessly: "What do you think? The probability of such a thing happening is almost zero. A Yuanying cultivator passed by. You really dare to think of it!"

"Then you can be reincarnated, and we can both get this rescue device..."

Hong Li was unconvinced and said, "Then my idea isn't completely impossible, right?"

Hei Yang: "..."

Hongli: "..."

“Ah—”*2

The two of them wailed at the same time, threw their heads back and collapsed on the bed. Their heads accidentally bumped into each other, making the headaches even worse.

"I finally figured it out."

Heiyang sighed.

"Once a lie is told, it must be covered up with more lies."

Hong Li looked helpless: "But the final result..."

“It’s often far from what you want in the beginning.”

Hei Yang continued, “Just like when we didn’t want to come to the Five Elements Sect, we told a bunch of lies.”

"But in the end, I was almost swallowed by a tiger without knowing why, got engaged without knowing why, and was captured by the Five Elements Sect without knowing why."

Hongli cried out, "It's too difficult!"

"so……"

The two turned their heads and looked at each other: "It would be easier to just tell the truth from the beginning!"

"What about your face?"

Heiyang said weakly: "Don't you want it anymore?"

"No more, no more."

Hong Li started talking directly: "I have done so many embarrassing things, this one won't be a big deal."

"Too……"

Heiyang nodded: "Then what do you say? I'll write a letter back and tell my parents about our ideas and see how they respond?"

"Tsk, what a mama's boy."

Hongli showed disdain: "Can you have some independent opinion?"

"Oh, then you have your own ideas, you come up with a solution!"

"Haha, I have experience in writing letters, let me help you!"

Hei Yang: "..."

Hongli: "..."

"Then it's decided."

Heiyang concluded: "Then what? Any other questions?"

"uh-huh."

Hong Li asked, "What are you going to do with the souls that Meng Po entrusted to you?

Bring it back home and make the house spooky?"

“I haven’t started researching yet.”

Heiyang thought for a moment and said, "We can buy a house and use it to deal with those things...

Uh, why does it sound like there is some trouble? "

"Okay, I won't ask any more questions about this. Now, the last and most fatal question."

Hong Li said word by word: "Then do we still practice cultivation?"

"Ok?"

"In the foundation-building stage, if nothing unexpected happens, the life span is about 300 years."

Hong Li's eyes were dull: "Then, we will all grow old and die one after another. Before that, my parents will also leave first..."

"..."

Heiyang fell silent: "Three hundred years, too short..."

"Your two lives combined are only about thirty years, but you're still complaining that three hundred years is too short?"

Hongli turned around and poked Heiyang's face: "Maybe you will be tired of living by then?"

"Birth, aging, illness and death are part of human nature."

Hei Yang said insincerely: "Let nature take its course or something..."

"Then can you bear to leave your parents?"

"Reluctant to part with it."

Hongli: "..."

Hei Yang: "..."

"us……"

Hongli murmured softly: "Isn't it too greedy?"

“We’re certainly greedy.”

Heiyang sighed: "You want an easy life, but you don't want this happiness to end. This is really too greedy."

"What do you say……"

Hongli traced Heiyang's face with her fingers: "Do you want to see me grow old and unrecognizable, unable to run or jump, and then spend the rest of my life on the bed, never to see you again?"

"I do not want to."

Heiyang muttered: "So I have to think of a way to die before you."

Hong Li: "???"

"No, I am willing even if you don't want to, right?"

Hongli poked Heiyang's cheek hard: "Oh, you enjoyed the happiness, and finally left. Now it's my turn to suffer, right?"

"This question seems familiar."

Heiyang frowned and thought.

"Nonsense, we have been discussing this issue since the first chapter."

Hong Li said speechlessly: "Until now, there is still no solution, or rather, you don't do it even if there is a solution. If you practice hard and strive to become an immortal, wouldn't we have so many troubles?"

"Ok?"

Heiyang caught the blind spot: "Why am I practicing, not you? Not you? Not you?"

"Won't I be tired?"

Hongli said as a matter of course: "Don't you like the lovely Hongli? If you like her, don't make her sad. If you don't want her to be sad, then work hard on your cultivation!"

"Oh ho?"

Heiyang raised his eyebrows: "So you don't like Heiyang? Don't like Heiyang? Don't like Heiyang?"

"Of course I like it!"

Hong Li suddenly showed a desolate look, covering her chest: "Ah ~ The tiredness is on your body, the pain is in my heart, my heartache for you is even greater than your tiredness!

But I am willing to endure this pain, don't you understand how great my sacrifice is? ! "

"So painful?!"

Heiyang's expression changed drastically: "Then I'll be the one to feel sorry for you!"

"No, I feel bad."

“I feel so sad!”

"My heart is not in good condition, I feel pain first!"

"Your heart is not in good condition, so you should stop feeling the pain!"

"What the hell..."

"What the hell..."

"Let's break up. We can't live like this anymore!"

"Humph, just divide it, it's as if whoever loses it can't survive!"

Hei Yang: "..."

Hongli: "..."

"I'm just kidding! Don't take it seriously. I don't want to break up, wuwuwu..."*2

"Okay! Get back together!"*2

(-ω`)

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 136: Those who have died will not die again; but those who are alive can die repeatedly!

"Fuck, Black Sun, right?"

Hong Li stood up, her face showing anger: "I finally understand, anyone can work hard to cultivate immortality, but you, a lazy dog, are an exception!

A stubborn donkey can't be spurred on without a whip, so as your girlfriend, I should give you some proper encouragement!"

"Oh, you want to whip me now, don't you?"

Heiyang also stood up, using his height advantage to scare Hongli so much that she couldn't help but take two steps back: "Humph, you've only been in love for a few chapters, and you can't pretend anymore, right? Your true colors are revealed, right!"

"Just show it, just show it!"

Hong Li snorted coldly: "Don't pretend, we both know each other!

The gentle and obedient Hongli is only a limited-time creature. Most of the time, you still have to be with a lazy and useless person like me! "

"What a coincidence, isn't it?"

Hei Yang sneered: "The responsible Hei Yang is dead. Now I have the final say here!"