Meng Po's second message: At this time next year, remember to bring back the souls that have sunk into the Wangchuan River and deserved to die to the world of the living.
If I, your grandmother, cannot retire smoothly next year because of this incident, I will capture you and let you experience being Meng Po for a few years!
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 143 Have you eaten?
"Heiyang, I'm thirsty, how about I go get something to drink?"
"Drink northwest wind."
"Heiyang, I'm hungry, how about I go get something to eat?"
"Punch me."
"Black Sun~~"
"reject."
Heiyang showed dead fish eyes and looked at Hongli speechlessly: "I'm telling you, can you be more serious and pay attention? Stop multitasking. It's better to suffer a short pain than a long one!"
"So you have the time to monitor me here..."
Hong Li opened her eyes and couldn't help but said, "If you have this much time, why don't you practice with me? It's obviously faster this way!"
"Wouldn't that mean you could just take advantage of my progress for free?"
Heiyang said calmly: "Three monks have no water to drink. I don't believe that if we practice together, you will resist being lazy!"
It's like when everyone is lifting a heavy object together, there are always one or two bastards who secretly slack off.
Imagined group work: everyone is united, with clear division of labor, and team members actively participate. Each of them shows their unique skills and completes the task easily, quickly and efficiently.
The actual group work: the team members disperse and shirk each other's responsibilities, and finally the team leader or a responsible team member is left to carry the heavy burden, doing the work of the entire group alone, doing it perfunctorily just to get the job done.
The so-called principle of strength in numbers does not apply to lazy dogs!
Thanks for the invitation, my blood pressure is soaring.
"so……"
Heiyang nodded affirmatively: "Please complete the homework independently!"
"Oh--"
Hongli dragged out the tone and responded unhappily.
Although she knew that Heiyang was right, it didn't stop her from madly stabbing Heiyang's little scarecrow in her heart!
……
2000 YEARS LATER
……
[The Great Wisdom talent is running. Your contract partner (Hongli) has a deeper understanding of the Collapse (Blue) skill. ]
"Hey! Is your obsession with being lazy already so strong?
Miss Hong, what are you realizing!!!"
Hei Yang couldn't help but complain: "You have to make progress once in a while, don't let others look down on you!"
"Tsk, you annoying bastard!"
Hongli wrinkled her nose and looked at Heiyang: "Oh, I remembered something else..."
"Ugh."
Heiyang sighed: "Great adventure..."
"Don't! Something really happened!"
Hong Li quickly spoke up to stop him: "I just remembered that I was planning to pay Xiao Yun back as soon as I got back!
As a result, I went to see my aunt yesterday and then had an emergency meeting, so I still haven't paid back the money.
If we don’t hurry up, what if Xiaoyun starves to death?
Oh, by the way, her little Li Fire Crane is also born and is crying for food!
These are the lives of both mother and child! Isn’t this kind of thing important enough? ! "
"Yeah, that's right..."
Heiyang was stunned for a moment and scratched his head. If you owe someone money, it is better to pay it back as soon as possible. If you really wait for others to urge you to pay back, it would be too embarrassing.
"Then pack up quickly and go over there."
Heiyang urged, "After you find out how much money you owe, tell me and I'll transfer the money to you."
After all, when Heiyang was trapped in the fog, if Xingyun had not come to his rescue and provided him with spirit stones, Hongli might have reached the foundation-building stage a little later.
If I was a step slower, I might have really drunk the Meng Po soup, or I might not have been able to arrive in time to save Hei Yang or something like that...
This favor must not be forgotten. Paying back a debt is one's duty, but favors are another matter.
"Yes, I understand!"
Hong Li patted her chest and gave Hei Yang a look that said "trust me when I'm in charge" and said, "Then I'll go on video!"
"Eh?"
Heiyang was stunned: "Repay the money, why do you want to post the video?
Do you want to cook the books and act as a middleman to get kickbacks?"
"Eat your head!"
A cross appeared on Hongli's head. "I'm going to a girl's house soon. Is it okay for me to watch her video with you?!"
"Well, it doesn't seem quite appropriate..."
"Isn't that the end? Hang up! See you later!"
"Hey, wait...beep..."
The screen in front of Heiyang disappeared: "In a moment..."
.........
"Ohhhhhh!"
After confirming that the video was hung up, Hong Li finally couldn't help but screaming to the sky, tears welling up in her eyes: "I'm free!!!"
Well, temporarily!
Lying on the bed with her head tilted back, Hongli subconsciously let out a comfortable hum. She didn't have to think about anything, didn't have to do anything... What a happy thing it was!
"I really want to have a good sleep like this."
Hong Li murmured lazily, her eyelids began to droop, her thoughts flew further and further away, and she was about to lose consciousness...
Suddenly, she vaguely saw the scene of Xingyun and her son, who had no money to buy food, suffering from hunger and cold, and hugging each other for warmth...
"call……"
Shaking her head and sighing, Hongli casually put on her red coat, walked to the mirror, and looked at her listless face...
In a trance, the pair of dead fish eyes seemed to have changed their appearance, like the fucking Black Sun? !
[Don't let me know you're being lazy! ]
"hiss!"
Hongli shuddered, came to her senses and looked again, and found that it was still herself in the mirror.
"Oh, I know, I know. Are you annoying, Heiyang? You're haunting me!"
Hongli shouted at the mirror, "Even if you are not supervising me, I won't be lazy if I say so. I, Hongli, will keep my word!"
With a cold snort, Hongli held up her eyelids with both hands and forced them open. She stared at herself in the mirror and nodded.
"Very good, with this momentum, let's go!"
……
[Mom and Dad, it’s me, Heiyang! ]
[Well, I arrived at Five Elements City on August 2nd, which happened to be Xiaoli’s birthday. We had a lot of fun.
Now I am temporarily living in my aunt's old house, so I don't have to worry about food and drink. 】
[This time, well, how should I put it, I did see a lot of the world. Occasionally I encountered some minor troubles, but I was able to resolve them without any danger.]
[If I count carefully, it has been almost five months since I left home. Nearly two months were spent on the road, and I have been in the capital for about three months.]
[As for the royal capital, how should I put it... My evaluation is that it is not as good as our home! ]
[People here are always in a hurry and very noisy, the air quality is not good, and the prices are more expensive than where we are... Anyway, I can't get used to the pace of life there. ]
[As for the Five Elements City, I just arrived not long ago, I am not very familiar with it, and I am too lazy to go out for a stroll, so I won’t mention it. ]
[Ha, I won't complain to you guys anymore. How are you doing recently? Do you miss me? Anyway, I always want to go home...]
[I know, I know what you want to say, that children who love home have no future or something, but what does it mean to have a future? I still don’t understand it...]
[To be honest, this year has been very hard and tiring.
Well, of course, this kind of hard work is only for me. Maybe it is nothing in the eyes of hardworking people.
You guys keep saying I'm lazy, but I know that most people are lazy because they know they have too many back-ups, but I know that you guys are by my side to help me back up...
After leaving home, I realized more deeply how much you have sacrificed for my peace of mind...
The reason why people are lazy is because they lack a sense of urgency and pressure.
If you are just lazy and have no sense of urgency, you probably won't even bother to open your eyes even when facing death.
But if the sense of urgency suppresses laziness, it will be very painful.
Fortunately, I have both, and my laziness steadily suppresses my sense of urgency. Add in a little bit of effort and a lot of luck, and I think I am now able to bear this stability, hehehe. 】
[Well, in the end, Xiaoli and I discussed it and decided that it would be more comfortable to live at home.
But once I get home, my progress in cultivation will definitely slow down. Do you have any suggestions? 】
[Oh, by the way, also, just read the letters that Hongli sent over dialectically. I think you, mom and dad, and your uncle and aunt know what you can believe and what you can't believe. I believe you understand! ]
Closing the letter in her hand, Qing Yiyi shook her head and scolded with a smile: "This child, writing a letter is like talking in his mother's ear."
After thinking for a while, Qing Yiyi spread out the letter paper and wrote down lines of beautiful words.
[What advice do I have? Just come back when you miss home, and wait until you get tired of your parents before leaving. ]
[The door will not always be open to you, after all, I am afraid that thieves will come to my house in the middle of the night. If you don't come back during the day, you can find a way to climb over the wall in the middle of the night. ]
[The food won’t be kept for you forever. After all, it will go bad if left for too long. If you don’t come back at mealtime, you can go to a restaurant outside to eat.]
[The lights won't stay on forever for you. After all, your parents still need to sleep. If you don't come back when we wake up, go back to the room quietly and don't wake us up.]
[The beautiful things you cherish and love cannot withstand too long of a wait, so it’s best not to miss them. If you miss them, you must find a way to make up for it! ]
[You and Xiaoli, both of you are good lazy kids! ]
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 144: Resentful Spirit: I’m going to the factory!
The bronze snake grew to tens of meters high against the wind, almost filling up the originally spacious courtyard. Heiyang raised his head and frowned as he looked at the bronze snake, then waved his hand to the side: "Big horse, stay away."
"Herodus~"
The horse trotted away.
"Stay further away!"
"Da da da!"
"No more...oh...no more."
Heiyang tilted his head, stretched out a finger and pointed it in front of his eyes, looked at the bronze snake, and then looked around the yard: "Well, Xiaotong, move to the east, don't press down the walnut tree in the yard!"
"rustle……"
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