"quack?"
Little Gaga tilted his head.
"Ahem, all right, no interrupting, no looking around, let the class begin."
Xiaohuo patted the notebook and said: "First of all, if you want to survive, you must have food and drink, this is very important.
So, first of all, you have to learn to cry and call your mother. If you don’t tell your mother, how will she know that you are hungry! "
"quack!"
Little Gaga's eyes lit up and he nodded, not quite understanding. He thought, "I've learned something. What Teacher Xiaohuo said at the beginning was very useful!"
"It's good to know that this is useful information. This is the experience of those who have been through it. We are not afraid that you can't do it, but we are afraid that you won't listen!"
Xiao Huo shook his head and continued, "Secondly, mom is the one who lives with us day and night. In many cases, we can rely on mom to solve problems, but there are exceptions.
You have to know that mothers are actually children in their own homes, and it is their first time taking care of a child. If they are not careful, they may raise you to death, so in addition to filling your stomach, you also have to learn to protect yourself!"
"quack?"
Raise... raise to death... ?
Little Gaga was stunned. Why did the topic suddenly become scary?
"Wow, don't you believe it!"
Xiao Huo glared at Gaga and said, "I am talking to you seriously. Do you know how lucky you are to be able to learn from me?
You are like me. No one taught me how to cross the river. I almost lost my life. Even so, I still have scars left on my body. Take the scar on the corner of my eye for example...
Oh, I don't have any scars on my body, that's fine, anyway, you need to have self-protection awareness, I divide it into the following points: changing one's attitude according to the situation, being slick, and sweet-talking..."
"What are they talking about..."
Xingyun tilted her head and looked at Xiaohuo flapping his wings with a serious face, while her own Gaga looked as if he had benefited a lot.
But because they were not speaking human language, but rather a private group voice chat, from Xingyun's perspective...
Xiaohuo: "Chirp, chirp, chirp! Chirp? Chirp!"
Quack: "Quack, quack, quack! quack, quack!"
Xingyun: “…”
Damn, I'm so curious, I really want to know what they are talking about!
……
"Huh! You all think I can't cook delicious food, right?"
Hong Li brandished the kitchen knife with a murderous look on her face and a tone full of dissatisfaction: "The more you don't believe me, the more I will work hard to make a delicious dish that will make Hei Yang want to eat more, drool, and swallow his tongue! Humph, get to work!"
As a master of both spear and sword, wielding a kitchen knife is more than enough for him. Hongli quickly removes the hair, removes impurities, cuts into pieces, and washes...
"Wait, after the last battle, I don't think I had enough time to replenish my equipment..."
Hongli frowned and looked at the pots on the shelf: "Well, there are still four pots. Last time, how many pots were used in total? Thirteen? Fourteen?
These four pots might not be enough. After all, it’s normal for beginners to waste ingredients…
Well, if we round it up, kitchen utensils also count as ingredients!"
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 149 Reciprocating Power Machinery for Converting Steam Energy into Mechanical Work
"Or maybe just leave the lid off..."
Hongli pondered: "In this way, there won't be an explosion and then..."
Before she could finish her words, Hongli suddenly froze.
She slowly raised her head and looked at the densely packed pot covers inlaid on the ceiling and fell into silence.
"One, two, oh, now I remember, twelve of them were blown away...
None of them exploded, but the bottom of the pot was boiled to pieces, and the last pot was also thrown away..."
"call……"
Taking a deep breath, Hongli jumped lightly, controlling her strength perfectly and stopping just below the ceiling.
After staying in the air for a moment, Hongli waved her hands, leaving an afterimage, and hugged all twelve pot lids in her arms, then she half-knelt down and landed on the ground in an elegant manner!
"Humph!"
A proud curve appeared at the corner of Hongli's mouth.
"Click!"
Several pieces of rubble from the ceiling fell on Hongli's head.
"..."
A well-shaped character appeared on the forehead, and everything was said without words.
……
"Crash!"
All the pot lids were thrown in the corner, and Hongli was thinking of finding an opportunity to eliminate all the evidence.
But now, cooking is more important!
I just thought of something. Oh, right, the possibility of explosion caused by not sealing...
Hongli frowned: "But, if the lid is not covered, will it not be cooked through? Or should I just cook it for a few more minutes?"
After thinking about it, I decided to be cautious.
[Hongli: Heiyang, hurry up, go to the street and buy me a dozen pots. I want to use, um, the kind with lids! ]
[Hei Yang:? ? ? 】
[Hei Yang: What are you doing? Are you planning to commit domestic violence? ]
[Hongli: No way, brother, I've already told you clearly, how can you not guess it? ]
【Hongli: Let’s be frank. Anyway, I will prepare it for you right away. Yes, that’s right. The birthday gift I prepared for you is a loving breakfast… lunch made by your girlfriend…
Uh, what time is it now? If it’s four o’clock in the afternoon…】
[Hongli: Oh, yes, dusk meal! Phew, sunset meal, a sunset meal made by your girlfriend herself, it’s very atmospheric, doesn’t it? It sounds very romantic, doesn’t it?]
[Hei Yang:...]
[Hei Yang: That sounds very unlucky...]
[Hei Yang: So, it means that Hei Yang is about to set, right? ]
[Heiyang: Also, you asked for more than ten large pots. No one would guess that you were going to use them for cooking!]
[Heiyang: What's up? How many dishes are you going to prepare for me? A full banquet of five colors?]
[Heiyang: Also, how come I didn't know you could cook? You're not really going to sharpen your skills before the battle, are you? That's not allowed!]
[Hongli: Stop yelling! Who told you that I just learned it? I'm not with you for a year, so I'm allowed to suddenly learn needlework and I'm not allowed to cook, right?]
[Hongli: Let me tell you, in this year, whenever we cook in the kitchen, I am the chef! I already have a lot of cooking experience!
But don’t even think about the five-color feast, I’ll just make you one dish! 】
[Heiyang: Oh, why do we need so many pots? ]
[Hongli: Don’t ask. If I were to ask, it would be because there are special ways of cooking. It’s normal that you don’t know.]
【Hei Yang: So...】
[Hongli: So stop talking nonsense and go buy it! Oh, by the way, please buy some bitter melon flavored cookies as a gift.]
[Hei Yang: Ah, okay, okay, it really is true. I still need to prepare my own gift myself, tsk tsk…]
Heiyang shook his head and laughed: "This guy is full of lies. He even said that she is the one who cooks for the family, but he never mentioned how many times she cooked?!"
Based on his understanding of Hongli and the conversation just now, he could roughly guess that this guy had probably only learned to cook not long ago, and might have started learning when he heard that he was coming some time ago.
Moreover, considering the twenty days she spent in a coma to make up for her sleep...
Tsk tsk, Heiyang can only say, those who understand will understand!
"But if that's all, there's nothing to be afraid of."
Heiyang's brows relaxed. The unknown is the most terrifying thing. Now that he knew Hongli was going to cook for him, there was nothing to be afraid of.
It might taste a little bit bad, for example, the food is a bit mushy, the soup is not salty enough, or even worse, the salt and sugar are put in the wrong place...
But so what?
It’s just making a dish. The ingredients are there, so no matter how bad it tastes, it won’t be too bad.
Moreover, when Heiyang thought about Hongli learning to cook for him and how she clumsily tried to cut vegetables, he felt a little happy and sweet in his heart.
Anyway, even if there are no black silk stockings or anything, if it is the first dish made by his girlfriend for him, even if it is a little unpalatable, he will eat it with a smile on his face, and then make reasonable suggestions for improvement without even frowning!
Thinking about not only being able to enjoy the loving sunset meal made by my girlfriend...
Well, to be honest, this name is indeed unlucky, but a name is just a code name, not the point!
Not only will I be able to eat the food my girlfriend made, but I will also be able to see her wearing the clothes I made for her...
Wow, just thinking about it, I have no regrets in this life!
Heiyang went out humming a little tune.
……
“Hush, hush, hush! No, no, no, no, no!”
Hongli gritted her teeth and "clumsily" pressed the lid of the pot hard with the kitchen knife. Seeing that the lid was about to fly up, she interrupted it directly and did not allow it to release!
only……
"Da da da……"
"Buzzing..."
“Sway, sway…”
"Woooooooo~~"
"What is this strange sound..."
If Hong Li had seen the steam locomotive in the Black Sun World, she would probably be able to easily associate it with this, but she had never seen it: "Why, I started shaking, no, why did the table start shaking..."
"Damn it!"
Hong Li glared, her whole body agitated with spiritual power, and the kitchen knife was directly enchanted, instantly suppressing the riot: "Hehe, cricket explosion, don't even think about succeeding."
"call……"
Looking at the beast in the soup pot that seemed to have been subdued by her, Hong Li showed a disdainful smile of victory: "That's it? It turns out that cooking is just like this, it's still very simple..."
"click"
The kitchen knife blade broke.
"Grass……?"
Hong Li: "???"
"Boom!"
A huge roar suddenly sounded, scaring Xingyun and Gaga in the bedroom so much that they jumped up instantly: "What happened, what happened, what happened?"
"Keep calm! It's not unusual to be surprised."
Xiao Huo patted Gua Gu's head with his wings and frowned: "Mom is just cooking. You are making a fuss about such a small matter. How are you going to cope with stress in the future?"
She has seen her mother staying up late at night, crying, laughing, and dancing in the house. What other big scenes has she not seen?
"Don't worry about her!"
Xiao Huo showed a tone that everything was under control and shook her head: "Mom will take care of everything!"
……
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