[Hei Yang:? ? ? 】
【Hongli: Damn! 】
【Hongli: What does that mean! 】
[Hongli: Don’t give my soup a name without permission! ]
[Hei Yang:? ? ? 】
[Hongli: Wait a moment, I'll be there soon!]
[Hongli sends you a delicious heart-warming soup (???), do you want to receive it? ]
[Hei Yang:...]
[Hongli: What's wrong? What are you standing there for? Receive it!]
[Hei Yang:...]
[Video request from Hongli]
"Hello, can you hear me? Can you see the lovely Hongli?"
Hong Li smiled brightly at the camera: "Heiyang, why don't you accept the birthday present your girlfriend made for you? What are you doing standing there like an idiot?"
"I'm looking at you."
Heiyang said quietly.
"what?!"
Hongli's face turned red: "You, you, why are you looking at me? Who told you to look at me?"
"I'm trying to find murderous intent in your face."
Heiyang chose to pick it up, and looked at the bowl of unknown liquid named Delicious Heart-warming Soup in front of him, as if the smell from the abyss penetrated his nostrils.
"Xiao Li..."
Heiyang raised his head, his pupils trembling as he looked at Hongli, and asked hopefully, "Are you sure you didn't take the wrong one?
Is this a gift? Was this made in the kitchen? "
"..."
Hongli turned her head away quietly. How should I put it? To be honest, I was a little embarrassed to speak...
"Hey!"
Heiyang said in a trembling voice: "Hongli! Explain it clearly!"
"Ahem, that..."
Hongli coughed twice, glanced at Heiyang, and nodded vigorously, "That's right! This is it! The soup I made for you! Come on, drink it while it's hot!"
"..."
Dalang, it's time to take medicine~
As if a voice traveled through time and space, Heiyang's pupils shrank and then expanded. He sat at the table in a daze, his chin supported by his hands, and carefully examined the thick soup in front of him: "Hmm, ah, it doesn't look very good at first glance, but if you look closely, it seems to be in line with the laws of nature and the wonders of the Tao..."
"Hey, so what are you talking about?"
Hongli gradually calmed down and looked at Heiyang with an unhappy expression: "So are you going to drink or not?"
"This one……"
Heiyang came back to his senses, and looked at Hongli with a toothache: "Xiaoli, have you tried it yourself?"
"Tsk, you really don't want to drink..."
Hong Li turned her head away and curled her lips: "If you don't want to drink, forget it..."
"only……"
Hong Li glanced at Hei Yang with a resentful look in her eyes: "I really didn't expect it to turn out like this, you really put a lot of effort into it..."
"really……"
Hongli lowered her head and said, “No matter how hard you try, you can’t do something you want to do but can’t do it.
If you can do something you don't want to do, you can do it smoothly by being lazy.
I finally tried hard once, but the result is like this, it really depends on whether you try hard or not..."
"Okay, okay, girl, stop reading. I know what to do."
Heiyang rolled his eyes and sighed, "I'll drink it, I'll drink it, okay?"
"you're so dumb!"
Hong Li cursed: "It's poisonous, and you dare to drink it? Don't you even check if it's for human consumption?"
Hei Yang: "???"
"No, you are a weird person, you know that?"
Hei Yang complained speechlessly: "You are the one who wanted me to drink, and you are also the one who didn't let me drink. No matter what I do, it's wrong."
"that is not……"
Hongli whispered: "It's a collision between rationality and sensibility!"
"It's the collision of sin and conscience."
Heiyang rubbed his eyebrows, and on a whim took out a bottle of soul toxin. He looked at the bottle, then looked at the bowl in front of him, and couldn't help but frown.
"What are you holding?"
Hong Li asked curiously, "Antidote?"
"No, I just feel that it would be a good match for soup if I used this as a topping."
Hei Yang silently took back the soul poison: "Forget it..."
There was a moment of silence, and finally Hongli spoke cautiously: "How about you pass it back, and I'll practice it again until it's no longer deadly, and then I'll make soup for you?"
Hei Yang: "..."
Heiyang looked at the soup in the bowl seriously, risking his life and the title of alchemy master. He was sure that this thing would not kill people, at least he would not die... at most he would die half!
Black stockings or life, which is more important?
If that's all, the price would be too high...
Heiyang fell into deep thought. Suddenly, he raised his head and looked at Hongli: "It's not bad for me to drink, just promise me three conditions."
"Uh, what?"
Hongli asked weakly, "Hmm?"
"First, practice to the sixth level of foundation building."
"Ah, I've already promised you this. I, Hongli, will take responsibility for what I do!"
"Second, you wear the clothes I make for you."
Heiyang raised his head and looked at Hongli seriously: "Don't refuse! Don't resist!"
"Ah this..."
Hongli's face turned from red to white and then back to red. Looking at Heiyang's expression, she couldn't help swallowing and nodded slowly: "Okay!"
"third……"
Hei Yang narrowed his eyes and continued, "You go and practice your cooking skills until you are able to cook well. During this time, I will be your food taster."
Hongli: "!!!"
"No, no, I mean, big brother..."
Hongli took a breath and said, "Have you awakened some special fetish? I'm a little scared."
"Huh, I'm not finished yet."
Heiyang looked at Hongli fiercely and spoke word by word: "You should know that the clothes I designed for you are not just that one type. There are many styles that have not even been designed yet. There are many types that you will definitely resist if I ask you to wear them."
"Gudu."
Hong Li swallowed her saliva, feeling her legs go weak: "What, what do you mean..."
"You already understand."
Heiyang sneered, "From now on, every time I try something, you have to promise me to try one on."
Hongli: "!!!"
Hongli: "You, you, I, I..."
"What do you mean by 'I'? I'm just asking if you dare to agree to it."
Heiyang continued to chase and kill: "You know, it's obvious that I'm the one who's at a disadvantage! Or do you not even dare to do this?"
"Who, who said..."
Hongli gritted her teeth and slapped the wall: "It's not impossible to agree to your request, but I have to add one more condition."
"Oh ho?"
Heiyang raised his eyebrows: "Tell me in detail."
"From now on..."
Hong Li spoke each word with a cold voice: "Without my permission, you can only eat what I make for you!"
Heiyang: “!!!”
"Are you serious?"
Heiyang's pupils shrank sharply: "Are you going to deprive me of a great pleasure in the second half of my life?!"
"Oh, how could that be? If I can master my cooking skills, wouldn't I be able to cook for you every day?"
Hong Li also risked her life: "Do you dare to bet?"
"..."
Heiyang's eyes turned bloodshot without him noticing: "You're right, right? Do you dare... I'll add one more condition. From now on, without my permission, you can only wear the clothes I make!"
Hongli: "!!!"
"You gonna make me wear that all the time?"
Hongli's pupils trembled: "What are you thinking!"
"Humph, it's not like we don't have normal clothes."
Heiyang snorted coldly. Would he let Hongli wear that kind of clothes in front of anyone other than him? Don't be ridiculous!
"I usually wear normal clothes."
Heiyang's eyes flickered: "As long as you agree, I will ignore Meng Po's request and work hard to make clothes for you!"
Hongli: "!!!"
What should she do? Reason told her that she should refuse now, because this would be a battle that would hurt both sides and cause pain to both sides...
Sensibility…
No, that was not sentimentality at all, it was an indescribable madness, an uncontrollable impulse, a heavy hammer that ravaged the brain...
That is, he is obsessed with gambling!
"it is good!"
Hongli stared at Heiyang with bloodshot eyes: "It's a deal!"
"A word is settled!"
Heiyang's eyes were also red, and he suddenly raised the bowl...
Heiyang: “Hmm…”
Hongli: "What happened again?"
Heiyang: "Um, can I, can I just have a small sip, no, a small spoonful?"
Hongli: "..."
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