The bronze snake spit out its tongue, and the little boy imitated it stutteringly: "Grandma, grandma... I don't dare anymore... wuwuwu..."
Hei Yang: "..."
[Heiyang: Wuwuwu, Xiaoli, I was bullied! ]
【Hongli: Hey? You're alive!
I thought you had passed away, and I just came out of the shadow of losing you and prepared to face a new life! 】
【Hei Yang: Climb, climb, climb! 】
【Hongli: Oh.】
[Hei Yang: No, don't climb yet! ]
[Hei Yang: I was bullied, didn't you hear me? Comfort me! ]
[Hongli: Oh? There is such a thing? Beat him up! Hit him back hard!]
[Hei Yang: I can’t beat him! ]
[Hongli: Then I'll help you! ]
[Hei Yang: Even if we tie ourselves together, we still can’t defeat him, and if we do, we will be morally condemned! ]
[Hongli: So cruel? Then reason with Him! ]
【Hei Yang: I was the first to speak rudely...】
[Hongli:...]
[Hongli: You... bury it... You are such a jerk... Don't you deserve to be beaten? ]
[Hei Yang: Wow, although I know the truth is this, shouldn't you help your relatives and not your relatives? For example, tell me two lies against your will to comfort me? ]
[Hei Yang: It’s like a little brat. He hit his head against someone else’s table and it hurt him, but his parents still hit the table and said it was the table’s fault and hurt someone in his family…]
[Hongli:...]
[Hongli: Are you childish or not? What, I'm your mother? Sing you a nursery rhyme? Oh oh oh, don't be afraid, fly away in pain~]
[Heiyang: Damn, this... is too awkward, change to something more positive, um, more mature! ]
[Hongli: You are so hard to appease, as if you are sick... No, you are sick! ]
【Hongli: Ahaha, got it, the one you sang before...】
[Hongli: He said in the wind and rain~this little pain is nothing~Wipe away your tears~Don't be afraid~At least we still have dreams~]
[Heiyang: Yes! I was beaten in my dream! ]
[Hongli:...]
[Hongli: You are fucking crazy! ]
[Hongli: Go ahead! I’m eating! I don’t have time to pay attention to you!]
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 160 Coriander, onion, ginger, garlic, eggplant, carrot, taro, bitter gourd, green pepper, celery...
[Heiyang: Eat? Don’t you rely on snacks to survive all day?]
[Hongli: Don't be so mean, snacks and meals are stored in two different stomachs, both need to be filled! ]
【Hongli: [picture][picture][picture]】
[Hongli: Hmm... How should I put it? The food is just so-so! ]
[Heiyang: You made this yourself? ]
[Hei Yang: Oh, sorry, I asked a stupid question. Something that looks like food cannot possibly be made by you.]
[Hongli: Tsk, you are a person who can guess what you are going to say as soon as you open your mouth, and you can never say anything nice.]
[Hong Li: What's wrong with the cooking?ah?No matter how unpalatable I make it, someone will eat it! 】
[Hei Yang: Good fellow, which stupid dog dares to eat what you made? Hahahaha, I am so happy. ]
【Hongli: You.】
[Hei Yang:...]
[Hei Yang: Sorry, I am a stupid dog. ]
"Humph."
Hongli snorted softly, the corners of her mouth curled up slightly, but when she looked up and saw Xiaohuo and Xingyun eating happily, she immediately became upset again.
[Hongli: Although...I admit that my aunt's cooking is a little better than mine, but it's not that different!
Why? They use the same ingredients and taste almost the same, but Xiaohuo and the others enjoy the food cooked by my aunt, but they are dying when they see my food? Why?
[Hei Yang: A little bit... almost... you are so brave to say that. ]
[Hei Yang: Let’s be honest. Let’s not worry about the taste for now. When can you make the food you cook not lethal enough to eat, that will be considered a major breakthrough, okay?]
[Hei Yang: Speaking of breakthroughs, I just realized that you have actually broken through to the third level of foundation building. That’s great. You actually fulfilled your promise this time. Your father is very pleased! ]
[Hongli: Climb. Don’t worry about the breakthroughs for now. I just want to know, as the only food taster of my cooking, can you please give your thoughts after tasting it?]
[Hei Yang: Personally, I feel scared now. Extremely scared!]
[Hongli: Okay, okay, I know the dish I cooked has flaws, so please don’t criticize me anymore, okay? ]
[Hongli: Please give us some constructive suggestions, such as what should be improved, what is done well, and what can be maintained.]
[Hongli: Please, give me some confidence! You don’t want the food you eat in the future to be poisonous! ]
[Hei Yang: What terrorists are speaking...]
[Hongli: You admitted it yourself. As a boyfriend, it is your duty to test the poison! ]
[Hei Yang: Nonsense! What’s wrong with a boyfriend? Doesn’t your boyfriend belong to your parents? Does your boyfriend deserve to be poisoned to death by you?]
[Hongli: So you have to think of a solution! Come on, I believe in you!]
[Hei Yang: What you said...]
[Heiyang: Forget it, I spent three hours of precious labor time, plus I got beaten up, and I actually helped you find a solution! ]
[Heiyang: Regardless of whether the taste can be improved, it can at least make the food you cook non-toxic, and it can also bring out some of the original effects of the ingredients.]
【Hongli: Hmm?! 】
Hongli's eyes lit up.
[Hongli: How to do it? Tell me, tell me quickly! ]
[Hei Yang: When you feel the pot is about to explode, press the lid tightly until it calms down again.]
[Hongli:? ? ? 】
[Hongli: You want to blow me up? What if I get hurt?]
[Hei Yang: If you want to gain something, you have to pay a price! ]
[Hongli:...]
[Hei Yang: Don’t disbelieve me, I have a basis for this.]
[Hongli: What's the basis? "How to trick your stupid partner into committing suicide without involving yourself?"]
[Hei Yang: I'll say one word, alchemy, do you understand? ]
[Hongli:! ! ! 】
[Hongli: That's how it is!I said why it feels wrong all the time! 】
[Hongli: So, it really is the pot's problem!I'll just say it's not my fault! 】
【Hei Yang: That's hard to say...】
[Hei Yang: That method can only make the food you cook less toxic, but the taste will probably be terrible.]
[Hei Yang: After all, the general alchemy doesn't care much about the taste, anyway, just swallow it and refine it directly, but if you want to cook with alchemy methods, the taste is very important! 】
[Hongli: It’s very important? Isn’t it enough to just have nutrition and produce effects?]
[Heiyang: Just like when you are having a meal, your parents give you a dish you don’t like and tell you to eat more of it because it is nutritious and good for your health!]
[Hongli: Well, it's very important. 】
[Hongli: After we finish our meal and send my aunt and the others away, I will try again. This time I will definitely be able to bring out the characteristics of the ingredients! ]
[Heiyang: So, I have always been curious, what ingredients do you use, and what effect do you want to achieve with them? ]
[Hongli:...]
[Hongli: Boiled stones, calcium supplement! ]
[Hei Yang: Tch, if you don't want to say it, forget it. 】
After quickly tidying up the table and letting the bronze snake and the big horse play by themselves, Heiyang looked at the full bowl left on the table, pondered for a moment, took out a large bottle and filled it up.
Just stick the label and get the highly effective knockout drug!
"Phew, making the best use of everything, worthy of me."
Heiyang let out a long sigh and walked out of the room.
[Heiyang: Go out again and buy some needlework, fabrics, and other things.]
[Hongli: Ahem, why buy those weird things? What a waste of money! ]
[Heiyang: Don’t play dumb, of course I’m going to prepare clothes for you for all four seasons and every season to come! ]
[Hongli:...]
【Hongli: Goodbye, brother.】
[Heiyang: Don't worry, I know my limits and won't make you any clothes that are too inappropriate.]
[Heiyang: I opened a clothing atlas before, which contained a lot of casual clothing that was both beautiful and comfortable. There were not only styles for men and women, but also couples' clothing...]
[Heiyang: Believe me, it's very comfortable to wear. At least it's more comfortable than what I'm wearing now! ]
[Hongli: Hmm? Who feels more comfortable!? ]
[Hei Yang:...]
[Hei Yang: Of course it’s the person wearing clothes, what are you thinking about! ]
[Video request from Hongli]
【Connected】
"No, I want to watch you buy fabric."
Hong Li glanced at everyone who was still eating nearby, said hello, wiped her mouth and left the table, walked into her bedroom, and closed the door: "If I don't like it, you are not allowed to buy it!"
"Sister, can you tell the style of the finished garment directly from the fabric?"
Heiyang spread his hands speechlessly: "Excuse me, but you are wasting your time."
"Ah, then never mind that..."
Hong Li's mouth twitched as she watched Hei Yang lock the door and walk onto the streets of Five Elements City. Suddenly, an idea occurred to her: "By the way, aren't you familiar with Five Elements City yet? I can direct you to walk on the street.
Well, if you think about it this way, it would be interesting if I could lie on the bed and control you to walk on the street and transmit the images back to you!"
"The Black Sun Exploration Vehicle, right?"
Hei Yang couldn't help but complain: "It's only been a few days since the lockdown, and video calls can't satisfy you anymore. You've switched to watching live broadcasts, right?"
"Oh, don't worry about the details. You can buy me some food and toys!"
Hong Li waved her hands, adjusted her viewing position, and directed: "Now, listen to my command, turn right ahead, and arrive at... uh, I don't know where to arrive, anyway, just turn!"
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 161 When you finally set up a villain organization, you’d feel sorry for them if you didn’t use them a few more times!
"I feel……"
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