One of them agreed without hesitation, and the other one, uh, when the teacher asked everyone to recite a text in class, there was always someone who made humming and ah ah sounds and lip synced with his classmates' loud voices, just filling in the numbers!
"Good guy..."
The corner of Heiyang's mouth twitched: "There are also special make-up lessons..."
Hongli: "!!!"
"What does the old woman want to do!"
Hongli's pupils trembled: "Could it be, could it be...
No! Heiyang! Disconnect quickly! Otherwise you will get dirty! You will not be able to have it!"
"Ah this..."
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 169 When the person who popped out from the screen was not your wife, but the netizen you were chatting with online...
"Phew, look at you guys!"
Duanmu Qiaofeng placed the prepared pots, pans, and other ingredients in front of Hu Tiantu and Hu Tianen, and said with a smile: "Over the years, the dishes cooked by you two brothers are still the most to my taste.
Well, this is this month's Snow Mountain Flying Pigeon, and every night will still be the stew that you are good at. Well, the old rule is that you don't need too much at one time, as long as you know it! "
Hu Tianen: "Yes! Master, don't worry, my brother and I will do our best!"
Hu Tiantu: "Ah! Yes!"
"Hey, hey! What is it? That's it!"
Hongli's eyes appeared from between the fingers of her two hands, and she stared wide-eyed.
"Oh, you just want to recruit these two apprentices to cook for you, right? Personal chefs, right? What the hell!"
"Uh……"
Heiyang looked at Hongli's eyes, which were filled with seven parts of anger, one part of shock, one part of confusion, and one part of disappointment. He couldn't help but complain: "Teacher Hongli, can you share with us what was in your mind just now?"
"You still have time to make sarcastic remarks!"
Hong Li couldn't help but yelled, "She asked you to cook for her! You haven't even cooked for me, how can you cook for her first! Don't do it!"
"Ah this..."
Heiyang scratched his head: "But it was Hu Tiantu who cooked, not me."
Isn't this just one of those management games where you control the character to cook, and then... uh... Papa's Burgeria?
"No, no, no, no!"
Hong Li crossed her arms and refused, "You can obviously switch to the Heart Demon's custody!"
"Ah, that's what I was going to do."
Heiyang spread his hands and said speechlessly: "After all, who would be idle and have nothing to do and cook for others for fun?
But then again, from the tone of Duanmu Qiaofeng, these two brothers are really great chefs, how about you learn from them?"
"No."
Hong Li curled her lips and said, "I don't want to imitate others. My food is unique and specially made for you!"
"It sounds a bit creepy..."
The corner of Heiyang's mouth twitched, and he scratched his head. He took out the soul poison he had collected from his storage bag, and shook his head with some regret: "It's a pity that I can't just send this thing over, otherwise I would add some ingredients to it."
"Tsk, as long as you want to do something, persevere and work hard, there is nothing you can't do!"
Hong Li clenched her fists and said, “Didn’t she say that the following meals will be prepared by these two brothers? In other words, you have plenty of time to deliver this thing to them and then add ingredients to it.
Well, in order not to attract her attention, I think I should only add a little bit each time. If it accumulates, it will explode at that time, hehehehe..."
"It started out as some inspirational chicken soup, but ended up saying something like this, right?"
Hei Yang couldn't help but complain: "In addition, if you ask me, why can't you give her the entire dose at once? Wouldn't that be more convenient and quicker?
Like you said, if we add a little bit each time, what if we alert the other party and they find us and all our efforts are in vain? "
"Oh, you still don't understand?"
Hong Li held up two fingers and explained seriously, "As the saying goes, a short pain is worse than a long pain. Isn't it too easy for her to do it all at once?
Haven't you heard that she has been eating the two brothers' food for who knows how many years, so her vigilance has been greatly reduced. Even if she feels that something is wrong with her, she probably just associates it with other things.
If you were in her shoes, you would never have thought that your own disciple would have a poison that could threaten you, and feed it to her on time, right?
Besides, the purpose of the attack is to catch the enemy by surprise. Isn't it more effective to wait until the critical moment to explode than to explode directly at that time?
If it exploded right then, it might alert the enemy. But if it happened at a critical moment... Tsk tsk, this is what you call a time bomb. The sword hanging in the air is even more intimidating!"
"Ah this..."
Heiyang scratched his head: "When it comes to harming people, you always have more energy."
"whispering sound."
"Come on!"
Duanmu Qiaofeng smiled and waved to the two brothers: "Well, although Master is still beautiful, we can't let our guard down.
This Snow Mountain Flying Pigeon is anti-aging, nourishing and breast enhancement, well, it’s good at everything. Only you two can make it the best for me!”
Hu Tianen: “It’s my great honor!”
Hu Tiantu: “Uh-huh!”
"Oh ho?"
Heiyang raised his eyebrows and looked at Hongli with a scrutinizing gaze: "Beauty care... ahem, eh hehe?"
Hongli: "!!!"
"What the hell!"
Hongli's brain was trembling. She crossed her arms across her chest with a vigilant look on her face. She looked at Heiyang with a red face: "It's not what you think. I just think pigeon soup tastes good, so... um!"
Heiyang: “Hey hey hey~~”
"You! I..."
Hong Li looked at Hei Yang's expression and couldn't help but grit her teeth: "Stop grinning like an idiot! And don't look at me like that anymore!"
Heiyang: “Hey hey hey~~”
Hongli: "!!!"
"Grass!"
Hongli couldn't hold it in any longer and threw it all out: "Ah! Yes! It's just what you thought! So what! Ah?!"
"Hey... ahem... I mean..."
Seeing Hong Li’s angry expression, Hei Yang smiled awkwardly and whispered to comfort her: “Actually, I think it’s okay. It’s not too small…”
"real?!"
Hongli raised her head suddenly, then reacted instantly, her eyes weak: "Bah! What do you care!"
"Why can't I control it?"
Heiyang looked unhappy.
"Ah, this seems to be the case..."
Hong Li nodded subconsciously, her whole body suddenly stiffened: "You, you... huhu, you are going to piss me off to death!"
"Ahem, calm down."
Heiyang tried to straighten the corners of his mouth, but he couldn't stop it: "Well, seriously, you are like this, well, it's good, it's really okay..."
"Pah, pah, pah! Do you think I'll be happy to hear you say that? Dream on!"
Hong Li directly covered her ears and closed her eyes: "Don't mention it again, this topic is over!"
"Ah, okay, okay."
Heiyang curled his lips, looked at Hongli, and suddenly sighed: "To be honest, it still feels uncomfortable even though there's a screen between us. I'd rather see you break down your defenses in front of me. It would give me a greater sense of accomplishment."
"Oh, if I were in front of you, I would poke a hole in your head right now."
Hongli rolled her eyes: "You can only dance with me here because of a screen protector."
"Tsk, the fire thought the bottom of the pot was protecting water."
Hei Yang showed no sign of weakness: "If you don't accept reality, let's fight."
"Then I can't go out."
Hong Li snorted softly: "Wait until the ban is lifted. After that, I will definitely teach you a lesson."
"We'll have to wait and see."
Heiyang retorted, and his consciousness left Hu Tiantu. At the same time, a dazed younger brother suddenly had a strange light in his eyes. He looked at the seven people around him, nodded to each other, and walked outside.
"With a group of Qi Refining Stage people, it may be a bit difficult to arrange for the remaining five Foundation Establishment Stage people."
Sitting cross-legged on the bed, Hong Li casually analyzed: "So, the next step is to arrange for other Qi Refining Stages?"
"Hey, you still understand me."
Heiyang showed a funny expression: "These Qi Refining disciples usually have their own social circles, so it is easier for them to fight.
First, refine the Qi to surround the foundation, and then arrange these three golden pills.
Ha, you're going to attack me, right? No one can escape."
[Red glass teleports to destroy mushroom*1]
【Hongli: Fire support from a good brother.】
[Hongli: If you run out of tricks, just place the mushrooms and teleport, and let your sister protect you.]
[Black Sun has received]
[Hei Yang: Thank you Xiao Li for the bomb! Crash? Absolutely not! ]
[Hei Yang: Let me show you what it means to be as steady as an old dog! ]
[Hongli: Ahem, I've seen this "dog" thing many times before, you don't have to demonstrate it to me again.]
[Hei Yang:...]
"Hey, let me tell you, you're the only one I've told this to..."
"What? So mysterious..."
"Hey, you'll know once you come here. Can I still harm you?"
"That's not the case. I still trust your character..."
A Qi Refining Stage disciple followed his old friend, talking nonsense as he walked forward: "I say, isn't this getting more and more remote?"
"Nonsense, how can it be kept secret if it's not remote enough?"
The disciple who led the way said nonchalantly: "You can come or not. Really, I have never seen a fellow like you. This is the first time I have seen someone who wants to benefit others and I have to beg you to go. It is so outrageous!"
"Hey, don't mind it."
After being scolded, the disciple at the back felt relieved and said with a smile: "I am just a little oversensitive recently!"
"makes sense."
The disciple leading the way suddenly stopped, sighed, and looked at the disciple behind him: "I hope you are not allergic to other things."
"what?"
The disciple behind was stunned for a moment, and suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart. He subconsciously took two steps back, but ended up bumping into a strong chest.
"Ah this..."
The disciple turned his head stiffly. Behind him, seven big men were looking at him with their arms folded.
"what---"
The screams stopped abruptly, and under the shadow of the night sky, the inner demon quietly entered the body.
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