Did she fall off the bed again? He couldn't say that she was kicked off this time!
[Heiyang: Hello? Hongli? Is Hongli here? ]
【Hongli: Hmm?】
[Hongli: Oh, you're awake. I'll take care of you later. Just lie down for a while.]
[Hei Yang:...]
[Hei Yang: So what are you doing?
You got up so early, are you going to practice? The sun is rising from the west. 】
[Hongli sent a video request]
【Connected】
"Look, I'm busy right now and can't leave for a while."
Hongli was holding a big spoon in her hand, and in front of her was a big pot on the fire. The lid was tightly closed and seemed to be shaking?
[Hei Yang:...]
[Heiyang: Haha, you must be washing clothes, right? You must be washing clothes, you definitely are not cooking, right? Haha! ]
"what?"
Hongli frowned, looking confused: "What nonsense are you talking about?
Isn’t it obvious? Your caring girlfriend is preparing breakfast for you!
Do you know how difficult it is to overcome your instinct and crawl out of bed? Shouldn't you be moved to see me like this?"
[Heiyang: Ah, I am definitely touched, but can I just be touched without eating?]
Hongli raised her eyebrows: "What's wrong with you? You're picky about food, right? My mom will be sad if she finds out!"
【Hei Yang: No no no, my mother will be sad only if I eat her, a person with long hair giving away a person with short hair or something like that...】
"Okay, why are you so busy?"
Hong Li snorted: "You are going to eat it anyway, but I will eat with you, that's fine!"
[Hei Yang:...]
[Hei Yang: Why bother? What good will it do you to hurt each other?! ]
"Didn't you tell me that?"
Hong Li frowned and said, "It is said that as long as the method is correct, the nutrients in the food can be retained and the impurities can be removed, and it will not be toxic."
After a pause, Hongli looked at Heiyang: "You told me this, don't you even believe it yourself?!"
"Ah this..."
"Okay, without further ado, it seems we have reached the last step!"
Hongli turned her head to look at the pot, and found that the lid seemed to be moving away. She raised her eyebrows and reached out her hand to press the pot down with a "click"!
"Oh, I was actually almost successful last time, but the quality of the kitchen knife was not good, so I failed at the last moment."
Hong Li snorted coldly: "This time I will directly hold you down with my hands. If you dare, break my hands!"
(This is a dangerous move. Cultivators below the Foundation Establishment stage should not imitate it.)
[Hei Yang: Ah, this is too bloody. It’s just cooking. Sister Li shouldn’t do that. She shouldn’t do that…]
"Don't persuade me."
Hongli's eyes flickered with fire: "This is already a hurdle in my heart, it's a demonic obstacle!
As long as I don’t make something edible, it will be a permanent shadow in my heart!”
[Heiyang: If it’s edible... why don’t you just cut a tomato, add some sugar and shake it a few times? It’s that simple...]
"Can that be called a meal?!"
Hong Li raised her eyebrows: "If I don't use this difficult dish to prove myself, then what's the difference between me and those kitchen killers!"
[Hei Yang: You have greater lethality than them, and you are both inexperienced and playful...]
"What did you say?!"
[Heiyang: Ah, I said, isn’t it hot to put your hand on it? I feel sorry for you! ]
"Ugh, disgusting hypocritical words."
Hongli rolled her eyes: "Are you afraid that a fire mage will get burned? Besides, this is a special magic pot that I spent a lot of spirit stones on, so heat insulation is no problem at all!"
[Heiyang: Was this premeditated?... Then your money...]
"Yes, it's what you think!"
Hong Li said confidently: "I used the money you gave me!"
[Hei Yang:...]
The heart is complicated and autistic.
"Well, I can feel it..."
Hong Li stared at the pot lid with a serious expression: "The power contained in it is getting stronger and stronger, as if some powerful and magical treasure is about to be born, and it is like the giant Kun entering the sea and the Kunpeng spreading its wings, promoting the continuous development of human civilization...
Heiyang, can you hear me? Can you see me? We are about to succeed. This will be a historic moment!"
[Hei Yang: I have a kind heart and cannot bear to see such a cruel scene.]
[Hei Yang: Besides, this is not our home. Don’t blow up other people’s homes. If you do that, you might as well create an artificial life restricted area at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain…]
[Hei Yang: Well, when we get home and have our own house, you can blow it up as you like, okay?]
"I can't hear it. I can't hear it."
Hong Li also put her other hand on the pot lid, took a deep breath, and her eyes flashed: "At the last moment, I must take it down!"
"boom!"
A muffled sound was heard, and Heiyang's heart skipped a beat. If he had been able to move, he would have jumped up by now!
However, the expected explosion did not happen. Instead, after a muffled sound, the pressure from under the lid suddenly dissipated.
But Hongli still did not let her guard down. She would not make the same mistake again this time!
Time passed minute by minute. Heiyang and Hongli stared at the pot nervously. The flame below had gone out, but beads of sweat were dripping on their foreheads.
One minute, two minutes...
Hongli's eyes became brighter.
Heiyang showed a shocked expression. Could it be that he really succeeded?
"..."
Hongli's shoulders began to tremble: "Box, box, box..."
She suddenly moved her hand away, looked up to the sky and laughed: "Haha! Haha! (fourth tone) I knew it, it's not that I, Hongli, can't do it, it's just whether I want to do it or not!
Cooking alone can no longer stop me! ”
"..."
Hongli carefully wrapped a bib around Heiyang and carried him from the bedroom to the dining table. Heiyang's eyes were blinking wildly.
Yes, he was kidnapped! Help!
"What's wrong with you?!"
Hongli snorted and patted Heiyang on the shoulder with one hand: "You know, this is the legendary couple feeding!
I cook for you myself and feed you with my own hands, so just be happy!
Maybe I won't even bother to cook for you in the future, so please cherish me, okay?"
[Hei Yang: Cherish the last moments of your life? ]
[Heiyang: Wuwuwu, Xiaoli, I will miss you. Goodbye! ]
[Hei Yang: Oh, by the way, this doesn't look like a couple feeding each other at all. It's more like my mother feeding me.]
"Gee, don't worry about those details."
Hongli waved her hand: "If you want, you can call me mom, I don't mind!"
【Hei Yang: Climb! 】
"Are you ready?"
Hongli took a deep breath, but did not hesitate: "Open the pot!"
"Shh!"
The lid was pulled out, revealing a turbid soup inside. There was no smell, and...
“Not black!”
Hongli patted Heiyang's back excitedly: "Heiyang, did you see that? This time it changed color, it's not black! It's really different from before!"
[Heiyang: Ah, but why is there no taste? Did you forget to put the ingredients in and just boil a pot of water? ]
"Come on, boiling water can make it cloudy, right!?"
Hongli rolled her eyes: "This shows that the nutrients are perfectly sealed and there is no loss!"
Taking out a spoon and gently scooping up some of the thick soup, Hongli looked at Heiyang and gave him a confident look: "Don't worry, I'll taste it first, and I'll feed you if it's okay!"
[Hei Yang: Before that, can you please let me go first? I know I was wrong, wuwuwu.]
[Hei Yang: What if you faint and I can't move? If a bad guy comes, we'll be in trouble, right?!]
"Little Fire will lead us away! And you must trust me!"
Hongli waved her hand, without saying anything, moved the spoon to her mouth and drank it all in one gulp!
[Hei Yang: !!!]
[Hei Yang: No! ]
[Heiyang: Red——Glass——]
【Hei Yang: Wuuwuwu, wuuwuwu...】
"Hey, hey, what are you doing?"
Hongli patted Heiyang on the shoulder, glanced at him speechlessly, and patted his chest: "Look, are you okay?"
[Heiyang: Huh?]
Heiyang couldn't help but open his eyes wide when he saw Hongli looking normal with rosy complexion.
[Heiyang: Are you really okay?]
"It's okay!"
[Hei Yang: Not dizzy? ]
"No dizziness!"
[Heiyang: Hmm? I don't believe it! Open your mouth and let me see if you are hiding it and not swallowing it?]
"There are a lot of things."
Hongli rolled her eyes: "Ah—did you see it?"
[Heiyang: Hiss! He's actually fine! ]
"I've said that, and the taste isn't as bad as I thought."
Hongli frowned and commented, "Too much salt, it's a little salty, but otherwise it's nothing special. Okay, it's your turn, don't resist."
【Hei Yang: Oh...】
Hongli took out a little wooden man and scratched his mouth with her fingernails. In an instant, Heiyang felt his mouth, tongue, and even throat move!
"Wuhu!"
Heiyang cheered: "Finally I can speak, praise Hongli!"
"It's not too late to praise you after you drink it."
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