"Go away! What are you talking about!"

Hong Li stood up suddenly, fiercely slapped away the dark clouds above her head, grabbed Hei Yang by the shoulder and pulled him up: "Cheer up! How can a real man be depressed and inferior to others for long!"

"Well……"

Heiyang glanced at Hongli and said, "But even your boudoir was taken away by Xiaohuo. You are even worse off than me..."

Hongli: "!!!"

The dark clouds gathered again above Hongli's head. She squatted in the corner and faced the wall to reflect: "Oh, forget it. I'm not a real man either..."

"If you ask me, I'd better go to the other side..."

Heiyang sighed and spread out his hands. The palm of his left hand was filled with gray mist, and in his right hand was Meng Po, the wielder of the underworld.

"Maybe I can go stay with Grandma Meng for half a month or something. I think her little pavilion is pretty good. There's something to drink when I wake up and feel thirsty..."

"No!"

Hong Li quickly turned her head and blew away the gray mist on Hei Yang's hand in one breath, and said speechlessly: "My dear brother, those who can fall asleep in any harsh environment are not lazy dogs, they are wilderness survival, okay! Or the special episode of Huangquan Huihun!"

"Ah this..."

Heiyang looked helpless: "Then what do you say we should do? I have proposed a solution, but you are still unwilling to do it."

"Well……"

Hongli frowned, grabbed Heiyang's hand, turned around and walked to the other side of the house: "Open Shenyin, follow me!"

"Ah, where are you taking me?"

Heiyang blushed and said shyly: "Well, I'm not mentally prepared yet, please don't..."

"Fuck, you're blushing like a bubble teapot!"

Hongli's head was filled with black lines: "Shut up!"

"Ow..."

Passing by the living room door, the two of them clearly heard their fathers laughing there, "ton ton ton ton", their laughter was unbridled and ostentatious.

There was nothing serious in this conversation. If you listened carefully, it was all about "drinking", which made the two of them feel sad.

When they were young, Hei Muguang and Hong Xiaochen were not only life-long friends, but also old drinking buddies.

But after they had Hongli and Heiyang, because the two little ones didn't like the taste of alcohol, they slowly gave up this addiction.

But now that Heiyang Hongli had been kicked out, he no longer had to worry about anything. Hong Xiaochen immediately dug out the wine that he had buried in the yard and started drinking it.

In this way, a beautiful world and a harmonious home was created in which only Hongli and Heiyang were hurt.

People's sorrows and joys are not the same, and the laughter and joy make the sadness more prominent...

"You really don't need to prepare anything?"

"Get ready for a big head ghost!"

Hongli let out a long breath and pointed at the small house in front of her: "How is it here?"

"Well……"

Hei Yang narrowed his eyes and said, "Xiao Li Bookstore, your bookstore isn't very big, and with so many books stuffed in, the space becomes even smaller."

"Hey, it's good enough that we have a place to stay!"

Hongli rolled her eyes: "At least this is a house in the mortal world..."

After a pause, Hongli chuckled and said, "Although this is also within the scope of the home, it is not very close to my parents' bedroom, and they usually don't go near my study.

As long as we don't make too much noise, we can stay here for a long time!"

"walk slowly!"

Heiyang turned the key gently, opened the door, looked at Hongli who was standing there in a daze, and pointed his thumb towards the house: "Come in, why are you standing there?"

"Well……"

Hongli sighed and walked into the house with a pout: "Sometimes I really don't understand what I was thinking at the time. What was wrong with my brain that I gave you a copy of all the keys."

"Then who knows?"

Heiyang raised his eyebrows and closed the door tightly: "Maybe someone had some bad thoughts at the time and was expecting something."

"I'm looking forward to you big head ghost!"

Hongli snorted, turned her head away, looked at her bookshelf, and sighed to change the subject.

"Ah, this familiar smell of books. When I was in the Five Elements Sect, I dreamed more than once that I was back here, lying on the bed reading a book..."

“It’s bad for your eyes.”

"Jin Dan can read books and become nearsighted, right?"

"Tsk, tsk, who knows?"

Heiyang brushed off the dust that wasn't too much around him and showed a funny expression: "Have you ever dreamed about me? How many times have you dreamed about me?"

"Well……"

Hong Li was stunned, coughed twice, and quickly flipped through the book in her hand. She said unhappily, "Not even once. It's too unlucky to dream about you!"

"Well, you're being stubborn, aren't you?"

Heiyang casually flipped open the small bed in the study and muttered, "I remember I just flipped through a few pages of your diary and saw the part where you dreamed about Heiyang many times..."

"Dog thief!!!"

Before Heiyang could finish his words, a roar rang in his ears, and he was kicked to the ground, and a figure came and pinned him down: "Give me your life!"

"Hey, Xiaoli, calm down..."

Heiyang was squirming on the ground, trying to shake off Hongli, but the latter's evil hands were pinching his delicate neck, obviously intending to silence him.

"You've already seen it. It's no use getting angry now..."

"Fuck! What kind of scumbag are you talking to!"

Hongli's fists hardened immediately, and she punched Heiyang's back with both fists: "Taste my bone-breaking hand!"

"Ow!!!"

Heiyang gritted his teeth and said, "Don't do that again. I will scream if my parents hear us. It will be over!"

"I'll kill you before that!"

"But I let you read my diary..."

"You were peeping, but I did it with your permission, how can it be the same?"

"But……"

"Don't say but yet, how about trying this trick! Drink!"

"Ow!!!"

"..."

"call……"

After finishing a set of boxing, Hongli looked at Heiyang, whose life or death was unknown, and smiled coldly. She lifted up Heiyang's shirt, revealing Heiyang's back covered with punch marks. Hongli swallowed her saliva and coughed twice: "Do you know your mistake now? Slurp... cough cough!"

"Wrong, wrong..."

Heiyang waved his hands with a dying look: "I was wrong, okay..."

"Hum..."

Hongli's two hands seemed to press on someone's back unintentionally. Hmm, they moved parallel to each other, spun and jumped, and turned their palms into claws...

"Hello..."

Heiyang struggled and shook twice, then said unhappily: "What are you doing!"

"Cough cough..."

Hongli turned her head away guiltily: "Well, I must be punishing you!"

"Let me go after the punishment is over..."

"I haven't spanked you yet..."

"what???"

"Slurp, cough, cough, what I mean is, do you know you are wrong?!"

Hongli pretended to be calm.

"understood……"

Heiyang's tone was resentful.

"So... what's wrong?"

"The mistake is..."

Heiyang stretched out his hand tremblingly: "The mistake is..."

"Ok?"

Hongli raised her eyebrows: "Tell me what's wrong?!"

"I'm wrong... Ha! I'm not wrong!"

Heiyang suddenly turned over, grabbed Hongli's shoulders and pressed her down: "Hahaha, how can a real man be depressed and be inferior to others for long!"

"Well, you're..."

Hongli's long hair spread out on the ground. She opened her eyes wide, took a deep breath, and used her legs to push hard: "The rabbit kicks the eagle! Hongli kicks the dog!"

"Teng!"

Heiyang's pupils shrank, and he moved his body suddenly, avoiding the danger of his kidney being kicked to pieces, but he was still kicked into the air. As expected, the next thing he would do was to be hit by Hongli's continuous bombardment and combo attacks!

The wind was howling, and at the critical moment, Heiyang exerted force from his waist, twisted his body suddenly, adjusted his position, and dived down: "Crows are on a plane!"

"Drink!"

"Hooah!"

I saw two great Jindan masters wrestling with each other on the floor, poking each other’s nostrils and pulling each other’s hair, cough cough… The battle reached the border of the world, and the Great Dao was somewhat eroded!

"Boom!"

There was a muffled sound.

"Huh?"*2

Heiyang Hongli looked up at the shadow looming over him as it grew larger and larger, and finally he couldn't bear to look at the bookshelf anymore, so he swatted it down like a fly swatter, purifying the world!

"!!!"

"Hey, Hongli, let go of me! It's going to fall down!"

"No! Let's die together!"

"Hey, hey! Don't do that!"

"Give up! Watch my fatal scissor kick!"

"What the hell..."

"Boom!!!"

Phew, the world is clean now...

"that……"

Heiyang suddenly stretched out an arm from the pile of books: "We are making so much noise...

Well, it’s so small, it shouldn’t be heard…”

"I do not care……"

Hongli stretched out an arm: "You have to take responsibility and help me organize the books..."

Hei Yang: "..."

Hongli: "..."

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