"Ah, yes, yes, avoid the small fork in the road, and then plunge into the bigger bottomless abyss, right?"
Hong Li said dimly: "You killed a hardworking and inspiring girl, and created another loser in the world. You ruined my bright and exciting future. You are truly guilty of a heinous crime, you stinky Black Sun!"
"Don't be so mean, that's just your character."
Hei Yang said unconcernedly, "I just accelerated your process of recognizing your true self, and helped you sort out your behavioral habits in a systematic way."
"Ah, yes, yes."
Hongli curled her lips and kept poking Heiyang's heart with her little hand.
"Know your true nature, sort out your habits, and as you sort them out, you can turn that girl into your wife, right?"
"Well... that's true..."
Heiyang was speechless, chuckled twice, and patted the girl on the back.
"Actually, I really didn't expect that we would be together when we grow up.
I even thought about waiting for the day when you get married, and then I would sit in the audience and send my blessings...
Well, but I was thinking about which brat would be so lucky to marry my Xiaoli in the future...
Ah, okay, I admit that when I think about some bad boy snatching you away from me in the future, I feel very uncomfortable and annoyed, whether I'm from the perspective of a brother or from any other perspective.
In the end, hehe, the stinky boy turned out to be me, and I felt good. "
"Tsk, before I met you..."
Hongli blushed and said, "I never thought about getting married before I met you."
"Nonsense, you've been thinking about getting married since you were four or five years old?"
"Fuck, can you please not ruin the pink atmosphere I created!"
Hongli sighed, looking at the heavy snow still flying outside the pavilion, her mind was in a trance.
"That's what you thought at the time, but what about my parents?
What would they think if they thought that I would get married and leave them one day in the future? Would they be unhappy too?
Just like when Mom followed Dad to Five Colors City, Grandma and Grandpa must be reluctant to leave, right? "
"Of course there are. Parents have this dilemma with their children to a certain extent. They want their children to be happy, but they are reluctant to let go..."
Heiyang paused, showing a funny expression, and whispered: "In a sense, the elders of the Five Elements Sect also have this dilemma, right?
Well, especially Elder Huo, I think he still hasn't given up, and is still thinking about taking you and me back with him!"
"Pfft, hahaha, be serious, I'm talking about my parents!"
As soon as Hongli thought of Elder Huo's resentful old face, she couldn't help laughing out loud: "Don't speak ill of others behind their backs, okay! You really have no quality!"
“Is that a bad thing?”
Hei Yang curled his lips and said, "You don't have to think too much anyway. If you marry me, won't we still live in Five Colors City?
Not only do I have some private space with my elders, but if I miss my parents, I can go back to my parents’ home in the blink of an eye. I am so blessed!"
"Yeah, I'm really looking forward to it!"
Hongli smiled happily, but was still a little worried.
"It's like the last few minutes before get out of class ends. The airship won't arrive for a few more days. How are we going to get through these few days?
I am feeling so anxious right now!"
Hongli held Heiyang's arm tightly involuntarily, with an unhappy look on her face.
"I can't calm down, and I can't sleep well. I'm so anxious now, so I need to find something else to stimulate myself and distract myself!"
Of course, it is possible that this is not the only reason for feeling anxious.
"For example?"
Heiyang suddenly kissed his girlfriend on the face: "Mua, like this?"
“Eh…mm…”
Hongli's heartbeat quickened, her face slightly red as she said, "Yes, it is indeed exciting, but, it's not enough!"
After a pause, Hongli suddenly pulled Heiyang's face in front of her. Under Heiyang's shocked gaze, Hongli took the initiative to bite the other's lips.
"Well, at least, well, at least it has to be like this!"
[Your contract partner (Hei Yang) is in a good mood, and a flash of inspiration occurs, and the fusion of supernatural powers and divine invisibility is completed. ]
[Your contract partner (Hei Yang) has reached the second level of the Golden Core Stage, and the realms have been synchronized. ]
.........
"Ha, Xiao Huo, come and see!"
Lan Yuying pointed at the three little snowmen in front and said with a chuckle, "Look here, do they look like Grandma, Grandma, and Xiaohuo?"
"Eh? Wait a minute, Xiaohuo, come and take a look!"
Xiaohuo was sitting next to his grandparents' wine table at this time. He was not drinking, but was concentrating on eating the peanuts they had to go with the wine.
At this time, I heard my grandma calling me, so I ran out, and then I saw two big snowmen guarding a small snowman. I could actually make out the appearance of three people.
"Hehe, after all these years, my skills are still pretty good!"
Qing Yiyi clapped her hands and looked at her masterpiece with a smile.
"Grandma is great!"
Xiao Huo widened his eyes and looked carefully at the snowman in front of him: "Grandma is great too!"
"Hey, thanks for the compliment."
Qing Yiyi and Lan Yuying smiled and high-fived.
“But it still has some flaws.”
Qing Yiyi sighed and smiled helplessly.
"It's much harder for Xiao Huo to transform into a Li Huo He than a human form. I have tried several times and failed. I still haven't come up with a good solution."
"That's great!"
Xiao Huo chuckled, turned his head and looked around with a curious look on his face: "Well, that little snowman without a mom and dad?"
"Ah, this..."
Lan Yuying calmly pointed to a pile of snow that looked like a grave and nodded: "Isn't that them?"
"Ah?"
Xiao Huo tilted his head: "No!"
"How not?"
Qing Yiyi chuckled, walked to the snow pile on the grave, and introduced: "This is what they look like when they are sleeping in with their heads covered under the quilt!"
Xiaohuo: "Ah, this..."
"how is it going?"
Lan Yuying looked at Xiao Huo expectantly: "Isn't what we two did very similar to them?"
"Uh……"
Xiao Huo nodded with a complicated expression: "It seems that it is indeed the case!"
"Hey, you three, it's still raining outside, what are you doing standing in the yard!"
Hei Muguang Hong Xiaochen waved to the outside from inside the house and said with a grin, "Come inside and have a drink to warm yourself up!"
"Come on, it's enough for the two of you to drink by yourself."
Qing Yiyi and Lan Yuying rolled their eyes: "Xiao Li and Xiao Yang were not led astray by you, but you want to lead our Xiao Huo astray!
Xiaohuo, listen, don't learn to drink from those two old men, remember that!"
"Yeah, Xiaohuo got it!"
.........
【Hong Bu Tian Lazy Dog Diary】
[This is Hong Butian. Today is the first day of my disguise. I just need to play the role of Xiaoli or Xiaoyang, and I will definitely pass the test successfully!
On the first day, I chose to sleep soundly in the house all day. 】
[The next day, I was in a daze all morning and wanted to practice without knowing it. Fortunately, I reacted in time, it was really dangerous. 】
[On the third day, a famous elder in the sect was going to give a public lecture. Although I was tempted, I suppressed the urge to go.]
[On the fourth day, the sect elders felt that yesterday’s lecture was not good enough and decided to extend it by one day. I did not go, and my heart was bleeding, as if I had lost several tons of spirit stones.]
[On the fifth day, the mission was given, asking me to go to the martial arts hall to watch my senior brothers fight and learn combat techniques.
I had to go, but I couldn't act like I was concentrating on studying. Instead, I pretended to be distracted, but was actually sneaking glances.
If I work hard secretly, I shouldn't be discovered...right? 】
[On the sixth day, another elder of the sect thought that what the elder said the day before was (), so he also gave a public lecture to refute the other party's point of view.
If you listen to the collision of ideas between the big guys, you will definitely benefit a lot!
Heartbroken, Hong Butian, hold it in, don't lose the big picture for the small! 】
[On the seventh day, the sect sent a high-end Qi-refining method to my residence, saying that it would be lent to me for three days.
Heartbeat! Heartbeat! The advanced Qi-refining method is right in front of me, but I...
No, this is the sect deliberately trying to lure you in, Hong Butian, you can't be fooled. If you are found practicing or studying secretly, you will definitely be treated as a failing lazy dog! 】
[On the eighth day, I hid the Qi Refining Method so that out of sight, out of mind.]
[Day 9, last chance, if you don’t look at it, it will be taken back!
Huh, huh, ha huh... No, I can't stay in this house anymore, I want to go out and relax.
Although lazy dogs usually don't go out, Xiaoyang and Xiaoli don't stay in the house all the time...
Wait, that's because they all like to play with each other. Who the hell can I play with if I'm alone? I'm so annoyed. I'm so annoyed! 】
[On the tenth day, the Great Elder came to see me. He was still in a spirit state, but his mental outlook has improved a lot. Sure enough, he has eaten soft rice!
The Great Elder left a lot of spirit stones and elixirs, and asked me if I had any doubts about my practice, so I could answer them for me... I was heartbroken and declined! 】
[On the eleventh day, I went to buy a bunch of snacks, and let these foods temporarily paralyze and corrupt my will! ]
[On the twelfth day, I began to try to comfort myself mentally. There is nothing wrong with taking a break. It is so tiring to train all day long...]
[The thirteenth day, the sect mission asked me to familiarize myself with the sect's terrain and buildings so that I could integrate into the sect more quickly.
Haha, I saw through this trick a long time ago. I spent a day getting familiar with my bed! 】
[On the fourteenth day, the sect sent a Qi-refining pill, saying that it would be stored here for three days. If it was "unfortunately" lost, no one would be held responsible.
Haha, misleading thinking, right? Before, I needed to be lazy to practice the exercises, but the pills met the requirement of being lazy and good at eating. I swallowed it in one gulp, saving three days of storage time.
Pills need to be refined to achieve their maximum effect. Well, I just don’t want to refine them. I just want to digest them myself! 】
【Day 15, rest.】
【Day 16, rest.】
[Day 17, boring sect mission.]
【Day 18.】
[Day 19…]
[No.... Wait, can a real lazy dog keep a diary? Destroy the diary and eliminate the evidence.]
"Ah, this is the last day of the three-week period, isn't it?"
Zhao Zhuji, who knew some of the inside story of the test, came to the door of Hongbutianwu. She was responsible for checking the other party's situation, to see if he was secretly practicing or something, and to inform him that the time was up.
"Da da"
"Open the door, open the door!"
Zhao Zhuji knocked on the door gently: "Hong Butian, your test time is over! I will be in charge of the inspection."
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