[Hongli: Ah, yes, yes, it really is. Can’t you just pretend you don’t understand and comfort me? ]
[Hongli: Damn it, am I really that easy to understand? ]
[Hei Yang: That’s not the case. It’s just because I am Hei Yang that I understand you.]
[Hongli: Well, this reason is acceptable...]
[Heiyang: But then again, I feel like you become more shy after wearing a skirt.]
【Hongli: Ah this...】
[Heiyang: That’s what I mean. Although Xiaoli is a girl, when we were together before, we were more like good friends.]
[Heiyang: Right now, I feel more like a girl, like a girlfriend.]
[Hongli: Uh, it basically means, dear brother Hongli, why are you suddenly so effeminate? ]
[Hei Yang: Hahahahaha, you said that yourself, not me, hahahaha! ]
At the dinner table, Heiyang suddenly lowered his head and trembled, causing the chair under him to creak.
All the relatives and friends looked away in confusion, wondering what was wrong with the child...
[Hongli: That’s enough. Is it really that funny? I am a girl after all!]
[Hei Yang: No, no, how could I laugh at you? I didn’t laugh.]
[Hongli: Haha, you clearly haven’t stopped laughing! ]
Hongli sighed, raised her head slightly, tugged at the dress on her legs expressionlessly, then shook her head, looking speechless.
[Hongli: I don’t understand the other things, but it’s really troublesome. If I wasn’t afraid of tearing my skirt, how could I fall down with my skills?]
[Heiyang: Ahem, should I comfort her by saying “Aiya, silly little Li is also very cute”, or should I laugh at her by saying “Heh, stupid”? ]
[Hongli: Hey, don’t embarrass me, just call me stupid…]
[Hei Yang: Why would you ask for something like this? Hehehehe... But this is exactly what I want.]
[Hongli:...]
[Hongli: Wow, how could I fall in love with a bastard like you? If there wasn't someone around, I would have punched you twice.]
[Hei Yang: Tsk tsk, it's still unclear who will beat whom! ]
But having said that, Heiyang raised his head, stretched out on the backrest, and sighed.
"So, why haven't the dads come yet?"
Heiyang sighed, "The food is getting cold. You can't wait until others have finished eating before we come to eat, right?"
"Then when we were eating, everyone gathered around us and watched us eat with a serious look on their faces."
Hongli stuck her head out and imagined the scene.
[Wow, she is worthy of being Senior Sister Hongli. Even when she eats peanuts, her movements are so mysterious! ]
[Oh! Look at those two chopsticks, they are like a dragon-slaying spear, a sharp blade of redemption! ]
[Look, Senior Sister Hongli's shivering movements must contain some kind of advanced body movements! ]
[Senior Sister Hongli drinks water with the power of swallowing the sun and the moon! ]
[Senior Sister Hongli’s coughing due to choking is just a manifestation of the phenomenon. The coughing sound is actually a long-lost musical magical power...]
"What am I thinking about..."
Hongli was frightened by the scene she imagined. If her mother had not been at the dinner table, she would have been unable to resist swearing.
"What kind of suffering is that!"
Hongli doubts her life.
"otherwise……"
Qing Yiyi was stunned for a moment, looked at Xiao Huo Gaga, frowned and said: "Let the children start eating first..."
Before he finished speaking, two figures squeezed in from outside the door.
"Hold me, sorry, my wife and children have been waiting for a long time, huh, huh..."
Hei Muguang Hong Xiaochen sat down while panting and explained.
"Today is the last day of the year, so I might as well deal with all the troubles with the city lord...
After tonight, it will be a new year and a new beginning!"
"alright."
Qing Yiyi and Lan Yuying shook their heads helplessly.
"It's a legitimate reason. Now that everyone is here, let's eat quickly. We're all hungry."
"That's true."
Hongli stretched out her chopsticks and rushed towards the big piece of beef on the plate that she had been coveting for a long time!
"click"
The chopsticks were stopped by other chopsticks. Heiyang and Hongli looked at each other in surprise, then quickly nodded, and with a pull from both sides, they tore the big piece of beef into two halves and divided it equally between the two.
Under normal circumstances, they would not have given in so quickly, but now there were many targets on the table and there was no need to waste time for a mere piece of beef.
Instead of wasting your time on this, you might as well strive for other goals!
This is the intrigue, deception, and alliances at the dinner table!
There are no eternal allies, only eternal interests!
The teammates who were attacking a plate together in the last second might take away the dish you liked in the next moment. It is really hard to guard against!
In this situation, if you don’t have superb eating skills, you may not be able to hold on for even a few minutes, and the food on the table will be divided up!
For a moment, the table was filled with the shadows of chopsticks. It was obvious that the Hei and Hong families were very comfortable with this kind of situation. Even though Aunt Hongling had been away from home for a long time, she had received professional training!
"Ok?"
Xingyun turned her head left and right, looking at everyone's momentum changing instantly in confusion. Everyone's eyes were sharp and their moves were experienced. Suddenly, her eyes lit up.
"Oh! I understand! Haha, look at mommy!"
Xingyun took a deep breath, and the chopsticks in her hand shook violently, and suddenly inserted them into the battlefield, leaving a trail of afterimages.
"Watch me, the Xing family's sword technique changes to double-edged cutting!"
"Ah, ah?"
Xiaohuo held a small spoon, blinked his eyes, and looked at the empty bowl in front of him, feeling confused.
The next moment, when Xiaohuo looked again, he was surprised to find a pile of food coming out of the bowl, and the voices of his elders came to his ears.
"Xiao Huo, watch out for grandma!"
"Xiao Huo, grandma will beat them all for you!"
"Mom said, eat as much as you want!"
"Is the little fire enough? If not, Dad will give you another hundred million!"
"Have some wine, Xiao Huo?"
"Hong Xiaochen, you dare?!"
"..."
"Ah this..."
Xiaohuo looked up blankly, looking at the food piling up higher and higher in the bowl, then looked at the small spoon in his hand, and suddenly smiled.
"Ha, yes, Xiaohuo is still a child."
Xiaohuo nodded happily, dug the mountain of vegetables with a small spoon, and squinted his eyes happily.
"It's so happy to be a child, and it's so happy to be with my parents!"
"However, there is a very serious problem..."
Hei Muguang was shocked: "Where's the wine? How can such a big banquet be without wine? How can the wine be separated from the banquet?!"
"Indeed!"
Hong Xiaochen echoed: "No wine, no banquet, how can this be possible?!"
"If you want to drink, go somewhere else."
Qing Yiyi rolled her eyes: "There are only children here, no one wants to drink with you."
"uh-huh."
Lan Yuying nodded: "Juice or milk, or boiled water, choose for yourself."
"I choose the wine!"
“No such item found!”
"These dishes are delicious. Are they all made by Aunt Yuying?"
Xingyun's eyes lit up.
"Xiao Li has a share too!"
Lan Yuying looked relieved.
Xingyun: “!!!”
Hong Ling: “!!!”
Xiaohuo: “!!!”
"Pfft haha..."
When Heiyang saw their expressions, he couldn't help but pat Hongli, who looked unhappy.
"Over there, it's called Werewolf."
"Heiyang shut up!"
"..."
"..."
"But then again..."
Hongli, who was sipping hot milk, turned her head and looked at her aunt Hongling who was fiddling with something under the table, and asked curiously, "Aunt, what are you doing?"
"I guess it's a time bomb!"
Hei Yang made a bold guess: "After we finish eating, when we are most relaxed, bomb us and blow us up into the sky."
"Heiyang shut up."
Hongli rolled her eyes and stretched her neck: "Huh? A spiritual stone?"
"Look, I said it was a bomb!"
Hei Yang climbed out of the rotten coffin and continued to speak: "Just like the communication spirit stone, with a little modification, it can blast..."
"Heiyang shut up."
"Uh, ha, you're asking that?"
Hong Ling frowned and took the spirit stone in her hand out from under the table, held it high and studied it carefully with squinted eyes.
"According to Elder Huo, it is a Communication Spirit Stone that was transformed into a Photographic Spirit Stone. It can record images and develop them on Spirit Paper, just like the real thing...
They said that they had removed the communication, voice transmission, positioning and other formations, so that the originally bloated space could be better utilized...
Anyway, he said a lot of things, and I didn’t hear them clearly at the time.”
Hong Ling was holding the photo-taking spirit stone and walking around everywhere, just like she was trying to use someone else's WiFi.
"It's just that I haven't studied it thoroughly yet, so I don't know how to use it yet...
But I already have some ideas. After I learn how to use this thing, everyone can take a picture when they leave as a souvenir or something..."
Hong Ling's chattering explanation attracted the curiosity of everyone at the table, and they all gathered around to study it, just like the excitement of a child finding a new toy.
Only Heiyang and Hongli were still sitting in their seats, drinking juice and milk with a comfortable look on their faces.
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