As a result, it is possible to achieve success.

Hongli couldn't help but complain out loud.

"Even if I can barely control the strength and not hurt others by mistake, think about it...

You were sitting in the living room, chatting and laughing, and the background music was poor Hongli's screams, bouncing around you while she screamed? "

Hei Yang: "..."

Hongli: "..."

“Imagine it.”

Hongli showed dead fish eyes expressionlessly.

"That can no longer be considered ordinary social death, it is simply... it is...

I will be promoted to the heavyweight comedy clown in the travel world, okay!"

"Be confident."

Hei Yang encouraged: "Maybe you can become famous and participate in the selection of the Greatest Stupid Sculpture of the Universe?"

"Who would want that kind of selection?"

"What should I do?"

Heiyang spread his hands helplessly.

"You can't let me, your brother, hold you in my arms to meet the guests in the living room, right?"

Hongli: "!!!"

"Fuck! You!"

Hongli imagined that scene and her face turned red with shame: "This is too embarrassing!"

However, although……

It's just shameful!

"No! Absolutely not!"

Hongli decisively rejected this outrageous proposal.

"Anyway..."

Hongli gritted her teeth.

"If it's just the two of us, you can hug me however you want... I'll accept it no matter how excessive it is!

But if there is someone else, absolutely not! "

"Nonsense, of course I know this won't work..."

Heiyang rolled his eyes: "Don't talk about you, I'm scared too!"

"Xiaoyang? Xiaoli? Strange... where are you guys?"

My mother's voice came faintly from the living room: "You guys sit down first, I'll go check on them..."

"Ah this..."

Heiyang looked at Hongli, who was pressed on the bed by his hands on the shoulders, then looked at the door, blinked, and shouted without hesitation.

"Mom! I'm coming right now. Just wait a moment. I'll be there in no time!"

"what?"

Qing Yiyi's puzzled voice came: "What are you busy with?"

"Ah, no, no, no, that's not right, I mean, it's just a small matter, a small matter!"

Heiyang's forehead was sweating, and he quickly said, "Mom, please go sit down and drink some water first. I will finish the things on hand right away!"

"That……"

Qing Yiyi was stunned for a moment: "Okay, don't drag it out."

"I know, I know!"

"..."

My mother's footsteps gradually faded away.

"Huh..."*2

Heiyang and Hongli looked at each other and breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.

"What should we do now?"

Heiyang showed a toothache expression: "Do you want to come with me?"

"You're holding it?"

"Wouldn't it fly away if I didn't hold you..."

"Fuck, indeed."

The corner of Hongli's mouth twitched, and she suddenly thought of something, and said cautiously: "Well, how about you carry me out, but you have to wear a coat or wrap me in a quilt, cover me up or something, don't let people see me, or I can use the magic to hide!

Then you said I went out for a run early in the morning and I’m not home now!”

Hei Yang: "..."

"There are so many complaints that I don't even know where to start..."

A row of black lines appeared on Heiyang's head.

"Let's take a few steps back. Even if your parents are mentally twisted and believe your nonsense about going out for a morning run...

But you were hiding in my arms while restraining your instant killing ability. Don't you think about how outrageous that scene is?"

"Ah this..."

Hongli and Heiyang's eyes floated upwards at the same time, looking at the imaginary bubble.

[It would be bad if someone noticed any strange noises! ]

[Don't move, hold on tighter. ]

[Listen, they seem to be talking about you! ]

[You don't want others to know your shame, do you? ]

Hei Yang: "..."

Hongli: "..."

"Fuck!"*2

"I was just talking nonsense! Don't take it seriously!"

Hong Li's forehead was covered with sweat. She took a deep breath and gritted her teeth and said, "Since I will at least be socially dead if I go out, I might as well stay in the house! Heiyang, you can go out alone!"

"Are you sure you don't need my help right now?"

Heiyang raised his eyebrows: "Aren't you afraid of getting bumps all over your head? Aren't you afraid of getting bullets all over the room? Weren't you crying and flying just now?"

"Tsk, this little suffering is nothing compared to social death!"

Hongli snorted softly, her face full of determination.

"Okay, let go of my hand and get out quickly. Don't keep me waiting."

"Ah this..."

Heiyang was stunned for a moment, feeling a little headache: "Then, what's the reason?

How can I explain to them that you stay in the house and don't go out? "

"Just say Hongli is sick and not feeling well!"

"And they were worried about you, so they brought some fruit to visit you, but when they opened the door they found you running around the house full of energy?"

"Fuck! Why do you always try to sabotage me?"

"I'm analyzing it seriously with you!"

"I don't see the seriousness..."

Hongli curled her lips, paused, and whispered: "Then you just say, well, last night was exciting, and now she is very tired and can't walk, so I came here alone!"

Hei Yang: "???"

Hongli: "..."

"What...what happened?"

Hongli stammered, "What's that look?"

"I didn't say..."

It took Heiyang more than ten seconds to come back to his senses. His face flushed slightly and he couldn't help but speak.

"You, you can't make up rumors out of thin air!

I haven't done anything yet!Your words make me feel... just outrageous! "

"whispering sound……"

Hongli lowered her eyelids guiltily and whispered softly: "Anyway, it's just a matter of time..."

Hei Yang: "???"

Hongli: "..."

"Why are you still looking at me like that?!"

Hongli's head shrank lower and lower. Suddenly, she caught a glimpse of something and looked away as if she had received an electric shock. Her face flushed with rage and she said, "Then come up with a valid excuse yourself! Do you even need to ask me for this? Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!"

"Ah this..."

The corner of Heiyang's mouth twitched and he coughed twice: "Alright, I'll let go then, don't panic."

"I know, I know, please let go..."

Hongli pretended to be impatient, but when she felt that Heiyang's hand was really about to let go, she suddenly panicked for no reason and reached out to grab Heiyang's wrist.

"Heiyang, wait a minute!"

"Ok?"

Heiyang was stunned: "What's wrong?"

"Well, I thought about it..."

Hongli smiled awkwardly: "Perhaps, how about adding some more safeguards?"

Heiyang: “?”

"..."

"..."

At this time in the living room, Yao Yang, Shi Xing, Qing Yiyi, Hei Muguang, and Qing Tianming were sitting around the table, chatting and laughing.

"honestly……"

Shi Xing smiled and pointed at himself: "Don't be fooled by my young appearance. I am actually over 420 years old this year. I am considered old in the Jindan stage, hahahaha."

"More than four hundred years old..."

Qing Tianming and others were stunned. His eldest daughter Qing Yiyi was thirty-seven years old, and his son-in-law Hei Muguang's youngest daughter was one year old, so she was thirty-six this year.

The oldest, Qing Tianming, is only 67 years old this year.

For ordinary people, living to eighty or ninety is considered a happy death, and living to a hundred is the limit of imagined longevity.

But if he is more than 400 years old...

Such a long period of time made Qing Yiyi and the others feel a little unreal and dazed.

"Practice..."

Qing Tianming sighed, and then smiled bitterly helplessly.

"Oh, the Taoist priest's longevity is amazing. For ordinary people like us, we should be thankful to heaven if we can live to 70 or 80 years old!"

"Seventy or eighty years old is the age of living..."