Hongli leaned gently close to Heiyang's ear.
"That's it, gurgle gurgle, gurgle gurgle gurgle ..."
"Tsk tsk, so that's it..."
Heiyang showed a look of realization, clicked his tongue, and couldn't help but sigh.
"No wonder I feel high now. Purple quality medicinal wine is okay."
"Above?!"
Hongli's eyes widened in horror: "Which head? I'm not mentally prepared yet!"
"???"
A bunch of question marks appeared above Heiyang's head: "Something's wrong with you."
"Ahem, don't worry about such harmless things."
Hongli coughed twice and looked at Heiyang curiously.
"What else do you feel? How does it taste? Is it delicious?"
"taste……"
Heiyang frowned slightly and said, “It tastes like wine, but I can’t tell whether it’s good or bad, so I can’t comment on it.
There is also the smell of medicinal herbs, cloves, star anise... a fragrance...
There seems to be a sweet smell, sugar? Honey? It doesn’t seem like it…”
"Uh, that..."
Hong Li raised her hand and whispered, "The sweet taste is something else I gave you to drink later. It shouldn't be the taste of medicinal wine..."
"???"
Heiyang's eyes widened. "There's more than one kind. How many weird things did you pour into my mouth when I was drunk?"
"Hey, what do you mean by weird things? Can I hurt you?"
Hong Li looked at Hei Yang with her hands on her hips in dissatisfaction and snorted, "You don't trust your girlfriend, which is an extremely bad behavior!"
"Uh, so what is it?"
"It's just milk."
"That's it..."
Heiyang nodded subconsciously, and suddenly his eyes widened: "What? Milk! That's all!"
“Milk!!!”
Hongli screamed madly: "It's for you to sober up!!! What are you thinking!!!"
"I'm thinking……"
Heiyang blinked his eyes: "Milk? What else could it be?"
"Oh, you're pretending, right?"
Hongli curled her lips in disdain, and suddenly thought of something. A lonely look appeared on her face again, and she sighed.
"A year ago, the sixteen-year-old Hong Xiaoli was still a cute little girl who would blush when holding hands, but now my mind has become filthy and I can no longer face my fellow villagers..."
Hongli lamented, "I can't go back. I can't go back anymore. The innocent Hong Xiaoli has been tainted by Heiyang. Wuwuwu...
If one day I become (), please remember my clear eyes. At least, that pure and innocent Hong Xiaoli was here before! "
"If you have clear eyes..."
Heiyang said dimly: "I'm sorry, the clear eyes of Mo Li were killed by me more than ten years ago, and they have become dead fish eyes..."
Hongli: "..."
"Do not!!!"
Hongli looked sad: "Is this the price of growing up? It's too heavy!"
"Okay, stop pretending."
Heiyang gently kicked Hongli who was lying on her side and whispered, "I admit that I was lazy, dirty words...
Haven't you been buying novels I won't say much about from roadside stalls since you were twelve years old?"
"!!!!!!"
Hongli's head buzzed, and she instantly came behind Heiyang, stepped on Heiyang's shoulders with both feet, and at the same time stretched out her arms and legs to strangle the other's neck!
"Hey, hey, what are you doing? Come down..."
Heiyang felt the terrifying murderous aura behind him, and cold sweat dripped down his forehead: "Why are you still so impatient?"
"How did you know……"
Hongli's low voice came from my ear.
"What?"
There was a question mark above Heiyang’s head.
"How did you know this?
How do you know I started when I was twelve...
Does anyone know?
Is it just you?
Is there anyone else who knows?
If I kill you, will no one else know about it?
Did you leave any clues?
How much do you know exactly?
You... forget it, just kill him!"
Hongli's eyes turned red, and she stretched her limbs backwards...
"Wait! Spare my life!"
Heiyang felt the strong murderous intent behind him, swallowed his saliva, and begged for mercy: "Xiao Li, calm down, I am the only one who knows about this, yes, only your dear husband knows about it, and it will never be spread to others!"
"Really?"
“It really can’t be truer!”
"Ahhh~~"
Hong Li relaxed all over, lying on Hei Yang's back, with a melancholy look on her face: "How do you know such things? I have been very careful, burning them after reading them, and never leaving anyone alive.
Even if I don’t finish reading them, I will find ways to hide them everywhere. Sometimes even I can’t find where I put them. How do you know? "
"Uh……"
Heiyang breathed a sigh of relief and said speechlessly: "Guess why sometimes you can't find where you put it?"
Hongli: "..."
"Grass!"
Hong Li reached out and punched Hei Yang's chest, aggrieved, "So it was you, a bastard, who stole it from me? I haven't even finished reading a lot of it!"
"I was just helping you deal with your tail, okay..."
Heiyang rolled his eyes and suddenly showed a funny face.
“Speaking of which, other children at that age have been educated in relevant knowledge by their parents to a certain extent, but you are the only one who is self-taught.
Besides, to be honest, it was your books that led me astray!
But to be honest, you look really cute with your blushing face, holding the book, and looking around furtively. You are worthy of being Xiaoli!
Hahahahahaha, hahahahahaha..."
"Go to hell!"
"Kacha!"
"what……"
Heiyang fell to the bed and couldn't get up.
"..."
"..."
Fake, Black Sun is rising again.
"So you woke me up just to show off that you got a gold-quality item after opening only five boxes?"
"if not?"
Hong Li raised her head proudly: "I asked you to say that I have bad luck again. Did you get slapped in the face?"
"Tsk, I suspect you cheated..."
Heiyang touched his head suspiciously and said doubtfully: "For example, he stole my luck or something..."
"Nonsense!"
Hongli snorted coldly and turned her head away "angrily", a guilty look flashed across her eyes and her tone was unhappy.
“Is it difficult to admit that others are excellent?
Do you have to find all kinds of excuses to gain a sense of superiority by belittling yourself?
Humph! You stinky Heiyang, you have no quality, no morals, no conscience. Who else would want your three-no product except me? "
"Ah, yes, yes..."
Heiyang rolled his eyes: "Then I can only trust you, after all, you are my wife!"
"Hey! Stop being so sarcastic!"
A well-shaped character popped up above Hongli's head: "Say the word 'I believe' to me willingly and sincerely!"
"I believe you must have activated something, such as perspective, automatic aiming, or directly modifying the gift box data..."
"Have fun with you!"
Hong Li retorted: "Come on if you have the guts, and see what kind of shitty job you can come up with with your lousy luck!"
"Open it then, there are still ten left, right..."
Heiyang moved to the gift box: "Three consecutive!"
"Wow! Purple epic!"
"Wow! Golden Legend!"
"Wow! Purple epic!"
Hong Li: "???"
"uh-huh?"
Heiyang raised his eyebrows: "I can do it too."
"Well, what are you so proud of?"
Hong Li snorted coldly: "It must be some broken coffin or something, just high-grade waste!"
"You'll know after you take a look."
Item: Absolute Defense Breaking Sword
Quality: purple
Effect: 1. Ignore the defense of cultivators in the Nascent Soul stage and below.
Second, at the cost of breaking the long sword, launch an attack that ignores the defense of the cultivator in the Tribulation Crossing Stage!
Durability: 66666/66666 (recovering 20/second)
Introduction: Why not try to chop the gun that can absolutely break through defense?
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