By the time everyone realized what was happening, it was almost one o'clock in the afternoon.

The dirt on our bodies needs to be cleaned off, and the food needs to be bought and cooked immediately. The whole family is busy for a while, which actually adds a bit of New Year atmosphere.

A group of naughty kids just like to run around between adults like this. They were happily doing the step forward and slashing when suddenly they were attacked by their parents two on one. They were so scared that their faces turned pale.

But he won't be beaten immediately, after all, he still has the life-saving skill "Big New Year", which will prevent the naughty kid from getting beaten up on his butt right away.

But after I got home,...

Thinking of the bleak future, the naughty kids who were marked by their parents finally stopped making trouble temporarily and gathered together to discuss the possibility of putting steel plates behind their buttocks.

As for Xiaohuo, he was completely crazy and was very active in calling his elders. He was cute and had a sweet mouth, and was happily protected by the two old people like a treasure. They were like two generations apart.

Heiyang and Hongli hid quietly while everyone was busy cleaning and cooking.

In a way, laziness helped them both, but not only that.

"Hey, now everyone's new clothes are all dirty. It would definitely be inappropriate for me to walk around in my little white dress!"

Heiyang Hongli sat leaning against the branch of a towering tree, smiling slyly.

"In this case, even if Mom wants to blame me, she won't have any reason to do so!"

Hongli laughed proudly: "Maybe I'll even praise you. Oh, Xiaoli is really discerning. She knows when to wear the right clothes. Oh, oh, oh, oh!"

"Ah this..."

Heiyang said darkly: "Then I did it for nothing, didn't I?"

"Hey, it's not in vain, it's not in vain."

Hong Li waved her hands a little embarrassedly, leaned close to Hei Yang's ear, and whispered: "I will wear it for you to see when we get home!

Watch it however you want, and for as long as you want!"

"Hey?"

Heiyang raised the corner of his mouth slightly, and also leaned over and whispered: "That's really what I'm looking forward to. My Xiaoli is always good to me."

"What nonsense, this is not..."

Hongli's face turned slightly red, she squeezed her legs together, and lowered her voice and said, "If I don't treat you well, who else can I treat well?

You should thank Lord Hongli for his mercy. You are the only one in the world who can make me like this. Who made me... who made me like you?"

"I will never let you down, Xiaoli."

"I know."

"Hehehe..."*2

"..."

The sloth was hanging upside down on a branch not far away, glancing sideways at the two people who were whispering sweet nothings to each other, his dead fish eyes full of speechlessness.

Who is it, where is it, and why is it here?

It shouldn't be hanging upside down on the branches, it should be buried under the roots...

"Hey."

The sloth's voice came faintly.

"You don't have to be so quiet. I'm not interested in your love talk, and I'm too lazy to listen."

"Aha?"

Hongli took her head off Heiyang's shoulder and looked at the sloth, raising her eyebrows.

"Since you're too lazy to listen, why don't you also be too lazy to speak?"

"That's right, stop talking!"

The woman in Heiyang followed her husband's lead, looking unhappy.

"If you are a light bulb, you should be aware of it, okay? Not disturbing you is your kindness, thank you!"

Sloth: “…”

"From the time I was born till now, I have said more words than I have in these few hours."

The sloth sighed and looked at the two of them with a melancholy face.

"It's possible that this is the only chance I'll have to communicate with you in my lifetime. Don't you want to talk to me a few more times?"

"What does that have to do with us?"

Heiyang said expressionlessly: "You chose your own path. If you don't want to communicate with others, then why do you blame us?"

"Ah this..."

The sloth felt an arrow hit his back.

"That's right, moral blackmail, get up, get down!"

Hongli followed her husband's lead, with a look of contempt on their faces.

"I questioned you in court before, but you hesitated... No, you didn't say a word, but now you want to speak again, why?"

"Ah this..."

The sloth was shot in the back again.

"really!"

Hei Yang snorted, “If you want to say it, say it. If you don’t want to say it, don’t say it. What do you think we are? A place to confide in?

Sorry, I suggest you find a real tree hole to whisper to. The tree hole will not resist. "

"Ah this..."

The sloth was shot in the back again.

"You're right."

Hongli nodded.

"If you really..."

"Stop! Stop it, stop it..."

The sloth looked hopeless.

"If you prick the child again, he'll turn into a hedgehog."

"You were clearly sleeping the whole time, but you knew so many things..."

Hongli frowned and suddenly came to her senses halfway through her speech.

"Oh, I see. It's about passing on memories, right? I see, I see. It's okay then!"

"So..."

The sloth said quietly, "I was born wise, but also born lazy. I just want to sleep, I don't want to do anything, I just feel very tired. How can you blame me?"

"what?"

Heiyang frowned and waved his hand, saying, "Then just change yourself and control your nature a little bit."

"No!"

The sloth looked determined and confident.

"I will never betray laziness in my life! I love the feeling of not thinking about anything!"

“How can you like someone without thinking about it?”

Heiyang scratched his head, imaginary scenes emerging in his mind.

[It’s already… already broken… so comfortable… no need to think about anything… give up thinking… enjoy it to your heart’s content… Heiyang… like it…]

"Bah bah bah!"

Heiyang shook his head vigorously. Damn, there are too many waste materials. Get out of here!

"Ok?"

Hongli seemed to sense something. She turned her head suspiciously and looked at Heiyang, asking a soul-searching question.

"Why do I feel like you're thinking about something very rude..."

"illusion."

“I wasn’t sure before, but now I believe it.”

“What an illusion!”

"Ah, yes, yes."

Hongli rolled her eyes and looked at the sloth expressionlessly.

"Then there's nothing to say. You chose your own path. You deserve it."

"Feel the same."

Heiyang looked at the sloth and pointed to the sky.

"I say, why don't you leave right now while you can still move... No, leave right now!

That little bit of anxiety won't last long, and I feel like your influence on the world is growing."

"Of course."

The sloth said as a matter of course: "A creature like me who came into your world through illegal means will continue to affect the surroundings over time.

The higher the strength, the greater the impact on the surroundings. After all, I am also in the Nascent Soul stage, right? "

"That's it..."

Hongli nodded thoughtfully.

[Hongli: Did you hear that? Look at what you have done. You must have influenced me. If you don't take responsibility for me, won't your conscience hurt? ]

[Heiyang: Don’t be so mean. I was a weakling for the past ten years. What impact can that have?]

[Hei Yang: Besides, Grandma Meng has helped me get my identity card reissued. I am now a legal citizen of the Traveling World, okay!]

[Hongli: Wow, you said so much, do you mean you don't want to take responsibility? ]

[Hei Yang: Ahem, it's all my fault. I take full responsibility. I will sell my body to pay off my debts and pledge my love to you. Please feel free to use me, Master Hong Li!]

【Hongli: That’s more like it.】

“Perhaps you will be curious…”

The sloth suddenly spoke, looking very haggard.

"Why does a lazy person like me still exist in this cruel world?"

"No, we are not curious at all. I know very well that laziness is a character that affects a good life."

Heiyang stretched out a hand.

"That's right. We two little bastards are able to survive until now. We are always grateful to our parents, neighbors and the harmonious cultivation world, okay!"

Hongli stretched out a hand.

The two people's hands moved closer, closer, and closer, like playing an accordion.

“No one knows laziness better than us!”*2

Sloth: “…”

"I guess you guys would like to hear my story, right?"

The sloth suddenly looked haggard.

“No, we don’t!”*2

Heiyang Hongli stared with dead eyes and refused to listen.

"That was a long, long time ago..."

Hong Li: "Hey, hey, don't you understand what I'm saying? We don't want to listen. Who told you to start telling a story on your own initiative?"

Hei Yang: "Damn it, it's the annoying forced dialogue animation again. The plot is obviously nothing, but you insist on making me watch it, right? Where's the skip button? I want to skip it!"

“When I was born, I was surrounded by my kindred, but there was silence.

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