[Hongli: Stop talking nonsense! Let’s get going quickly! ]
[Hongli: I warn you, don't move one step at a time! ]
"Okay, okay..."
Heiyang laughed helplessly: "As long as you are happy."
…………
"Moo~"
An oxcart was parked on the path, with bags of heavy goods on it. It seemed that people from the neighboring village were transporting the goods to the market in Wuse City to sell.
The bull in front of the bull head was wagging its tail boredly. Its owner had just stopped suddenly and went into the woods beside the road. He hadn't come out for most of the day. He probably had a stomach upset.
Oh, the human body is delicate, not as strong as it is!
You know, the owner ate the same food as it this morning, and it was fine...
The bull's eyes suddenly widened, his expression froze for a few seconds, and then he showed a comfortable expression. Ahem, well, it didn't say anything just now.
After a while, the owner of the bull returned to the ox cart with his trousers held up. He glanced at the cargo, nodded, and got on the cart.
"Old Cow, let's go. We need to hurry up. We're a little later than usual today!"
"Moo~"
The ox cart rattled away.
"..."
In the grass nearby, a few little heads popped up, looking at the fresh cow dung on the path with shining eyes, and ran out like a group of little monkeys.
A few people took out a few firecrackers from the small firecracker box, left the box where it was, and ran towards the path laughing.
A few firecrackers were ritualistically inserted into the cow dung according to some special pattern. A few little kids grinned and stretched out three fingers together.
Three, two, one, fire! Run!
"Hahahaha-"
The naughty kids laughed and ran back to where they came from, but suddenly a muffled sound came from the front, which scared the naughty kids so much that they stopped immediately.
"boom!!!"
It seemed that there were crackling sounds coming from the place where they placed the firecracker box, but the sound of the explosion was very low, as if it was restricted by something.
"..."
The bear children looked at each other in shock, and just about to speak, suddenly thought of something, and quickly turned their heads to look.
The fear just now was instantly thrown behind their minds, and the little kids looked at the white smoke coming out of the small firecrackers on the cow dung that were already far away with excitement.
“Bang! Bang!!”
We look up ~Flying freely~
“Hahahahahahahahaha”
Looking at this spectacular scene, the naughty kids laughed and spit sweet words until everything calmed down, then they strolled back to the bushes.
Then they saw that their little firecrackers and boxes were all gone!
The eyes of several naughty kids widened. Just when they were about to look for the murderer, they saw several coins left on the ground, and their eyes suddenly lit up.
"one two Three……"
"A lot of money!"
“I can buy three boxes!”
"How did firecrackers become money?"
"Why bother so much? Whoever sees it owns it!"
"I saw it first!"
The naughty kids looked at each other, put their hands together and closed their eyes: "Thank you for the gift of nature!"
.........
"It's true. We all took the side roads, but we still ran into people."
Heiyang couldn't help but turn his head to look back and complained: "I have never done such a wicked thing in my childhood. There were two girls playing in it..."
[Hongli: No comment, but this is why I didn’t want to play with those little brats when I was a kid…]
"Did I pay too much?"
Hei Yang frowned belatedly: "How much does that box of firecrackers cost?"
[Hongli: I’m not sure, but my intuition tells me that you’ve suffered a loss. There’s less than half of the box left. Ha, you spendthrift man!]
"Fuck, didn't you set it on fire?"
A well-shaped character appeared on Heiyang's forehead. "I helped you deal with the aftermath, bah, helped you clean up the mess, and you're pushing the blame on me, right?"
"..."
Hongli suddenly stopped, raised her head and looked at Heiyang pitifully, sniffed her red nose, and her eyes were filled with tears.
[Hongli: I feel like I have a high fever right now. I feel so uncomfortable. How can you bear to blame your lovely girlfriend who is sick? Wuwuwuwu...]
Hei Yang: "..."
"Let's go, we'll be at the pavilion in the middle of the lake soon. Watch me kick you into the lake to calm you down!"
【Hongli: Haha, you dare! 】
"Do you think I dare?"
[Hongli:...]
[Hongli: Is there a big pond in our yard? ]
"You just realized it, I can only say praise to my senior brothers and sisters.
But the water hasn't been released yet, so it's more convenient to just throw you into the lake!"
Ignoring Hongli's unhappy and resentful look, Heiyang pulled her out of the path, and the view in front of him suddenly became clear.
"Well, let me take a look, over there at the pavilion in the middle of the lake... hm?"
Heiyang's squinting eyes suddenly widened, and he quickly shook Hongli who was yawning beside him.
"Something's happening! Something's happening!"
"Ok?"
Hongli looked in the direction of Heiyang's finger in confusion. Uh, there seemed to be someone in the pavilion in the middle of the lake.
The two people looked somewhat familiar, and she seemed to know them?
Hmm, I just can’t remember their names right away. They seem to be relatives?
"puff!"
Hongli couldn't help but spit out a breath of flame, and quickly reached out to press it back. In an instant, she and Heiyang beside her crawled on the ground, and her eyes became sharp.
【Hongli: Daddy! 】
[Heiyang: My daughter, Daddy is here.]
[Hongli:? 】
Hongli turned her head to look at Heiyang beside her and slowly asked a question mark.
[Hongli: You really want to fight again, don’t you? ]
[Hei Yang: Hehe, I admit defeat. I admit defeat, okay?]
Heiyang chuckled, deciding to quit while he was ahead. He pointed to the pavilion in the middle of the lake, reminding Hongli that that was where she should pay attention.
【Hongli: Tsk.】
Hongli rolled her eyes, and had the urge to burn Heiyang with fire...
[Hongli: Dad and the others are drinking here secretly! ]
[Hei Yang: Okay, that’s great. We caught you red-handed. Hehehe.]
[Hei Yang: My mom has issued a hunting order, saying that if you catch my dad drinking and report him... there will be a huge reward! ]
[Hongli: What a coincidence, hehehehe...]
【Heiyang Hongli: Oh oh oh oh oh! Snitch! Snitch! Oh hoo hoo hoo! 】
Heiyang quietly took out the photo stone, smiled at Hongli, and also entered the invisible state, sneaking towards the center of the lake...
.........
Just as Heiyang Hongli approached the pavilion in the middle of the lake with mournful looks on his face, the battle in the pavilion had already entered a white-hot stage!
"I had a really good time drinking today..."
Hei Muguang wiped the corner of his mouth expressionlessly, and suddenly raised the corner of his mouth.
"If I could have one last drink..."
Hong Xiaochen glanced at the only glass of wine left on the table and smiled in an ambiguous way.
"Hmph."*2
"Snapped!"
Two big hands stretched out at the same time, but instead of rushing towards the wine glass, they held each other's hand tightly!
"Snapped!"
Two big hands attacked again, this time the target was the wine glass, but it was still stopped by the other party.
"I say, Brother Xiaochen..."
Hei Muguang held Hong Xiaochen's hands with both hands, his face flushed with drunkenness, his forehead slightly sweating, but he said with a fake smile: "You have already drunk so much, this last cup, let me take care of it for you."
"Hey, Mu Guang, you are wrong!"
Hong Xiaochen sneered, his eyes gleaming, and he said earnestly: "You are still young. If you drink so much, you will regret it when you are older. It will make your stomach and intestines prone to illness."
"Oh? In that case, Brother Xiaochen shouldn't drink this glass of wine. After all, he is old!"
Hei Muguang was unmoved and laughed coldly: "You should know how to be more restrained, right?"
"No, no, Brother Xiaochen is already beyond help, so there is no need to restrain yourself anymore!"
Hong Xiaochen's face flushed red, and he continued to increase the strength of his hands: "Mu Guang, you can still be saved, don't follow in your elder brother's footsteps!"
"Don't worry, big brother, if you're not afraid, how can I be afraid too?"
"So, you are determined to snatch this last cup from me, your brother?"
The two men leaned forward, their eyes flashing with electric sparks, and the corners of their mouths curled up.
"Of course."
"Then come on!"
"..."
The two men retreated violently, with air waves rolling, and stomped hard on the pavilion pillars behind them, but rushed towards each other as lightly as a dragonfly skimming the water!
"Hei's drunken fist!"
"Hong's Drunken Palm!"
“Hahahahahahahahahaha!”
“Huhahahahahahaha!”
The two of them were like fluttering butterflies, fighting back and forth in the pavilion in the middle of the lake, their sleeves rustling and the two of them shouting at each other angrily.
The last cup stood quietly in the middle of the stone table. It was the medal of the winner!
"Click, click, click, click."
And Heiyang Hongli had already arrived at the lake pavilion, stepped on the water and raised the photo stone with a smirk on her face.
"Fighting after being drunk is an even greater crime!"
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