"Well, sensible Xiaohuo, shall we discuss the house rules?"
Heiyang and Hongli looked at each other and smiled kindly.
"no problem!"
Xiao Huo waved his hand and said proudly: "Rules are only for bad kids. Good kids never feel the existence of rules! Ha! It just so happens that Xiao Huo is a good kid!"
"Very good! Ambitious!"
Heiyang laughed and held out his hand: "Hongli, bring me the house rules!"
"Here we go!"
Hongli reached out and pulled out a piece of paper and handed it to Xiaohuo: "Xiaohuo, read the house rules!"
"Eh? Have you finished writing it?"
Xiao Huo took it in surprise, and was stunned for a moment, then found that the paper was folded in half. She unfolded it from the middle, and then found that it was still folded in half, so she unfolded it again...
Expand again, uh, continue to expand...
Xiaohuo held up the house rules and looked at the long string of paper dragging down. He couldn't help but have a row of black lines on his forehead. He sighed and slowly started reading from the beginning.
"Family Rules of the Five-Colored City Yang Li Family"
[Dear Xiaohuo, welcome to join our harmonious and friendly family. Dad Heiyang and Mom Hongli will fulfill their responsibilities and obligations as parents conscientiously, so that you can experience the warmth of home and the company of family members.]
[Before you officially become a member of this family, please remember and abide by the following rules carefully to avoid destroying family harmony. ]
[1. Yang Li's family has an excellent defense system. The safety of the family members will be fully guaranteed. It is impossible for outsiders to enter the house without permission.
Therefore, if Xiaohuo sees a stranger or other creature at home, he should immediately report to his parents, do not talk to them, and do not approach them, especially if the stranger holds a lollipop and wants to take him to the aquarium or the amusement park.
[Second, Xiaohuo is the only child in Yangli's family, and in the future there will probably only be one daughter, Xiaohuo. If Xiaohuo feels lonely, she can explain it to her parents, and then look forward to the appearance of one or two younger brothers and sisters.]
[Third, your mother's study room must be absolutely clean and tidy, and the books must be placed in order. Please make sure you don't leave any garbage in the study room.]
【Fourth, the kitchen at home is generally not used for cooking. If you see food in the pot, make sure it is not leftover from the past.】
【5. Don’t enter your parents’ room casually.】
[Sixth, there is no alcohol at home. If you smell alcohol, find it immediately. It may be some rotten fruit that has fermented.]
[Seventh, if you see alcohol at home, leave immediately. It is my parents' medicinal wine. Its function is, ahem, to prevent dementia in middle-aged and elderly people. Children should not touch it!]
[8. Don’t disturb sloths when they are sleeping, and generally don’t disturb your parents when they are sleeping.]
[Nine. When the sloth is awake, be extremely alert, because this is an emergency! ]
[10. In the middle of the night, or in the morning, or at noon, or, cough cough, in short, no matter when, when you hear strange noises coming from your parents' bedroom, or your parents screaming, or shouting cough cough, don't worry, your parents are just talking in their sleep!
(Additional information: A soundproof barrier has been installed in my parents’ bedroom. If there are still sounds coming out even after this, it only means that my parents are talking loudly in their sleep. Ahem, don’t worry, my parents can handle it! Yes, it means that they can handle it psychologically! There is absolutely no other extended meaning!)]
[11. If mom/dad is suddenly caught by mom/dad in the living room and taken to the bedroom, please don’t worry, mom/dad is just talking in their sleep! ]
[12. When Xiaohuo wants to go out to play, remember to tell your parents.
If your parents are sleeping, you can choose to wait for them to wake up, or take at least one of the "Red Xiaoli Puppet" and "Black Xiaoyang Puppet" from your room, and make sure the "Little Fire Crane Doll" is in Xiaohuo's bedroom.
Remember to leave a note for your parents when you leave, and be back home before 6pm. 】
[Thirteen, if your parents sleep for more than a week, you can choose to actively remind them (cross out) or knock on the door to wake them up, unless your parents have given instructions in advance.]
[Fourteen, if your parents don’t respond, go find your grandma or grandma immediately. Your parents may be too hungry to walk, so ask them to come and save them! ]
[Fifteen, Xiaohuo must go to bed early and get up early, and don’t learn the bad habits of your parents! ]
[Sixteen, when Xiaohuo feels that the nutrition of the food at home cannot keep up with his body development, he should tell his parents immediately to avoid malnutrition.]
[Seventeen, there is no so-called "plantation area" at home, but my parents will find a way to get it out, so don't be afraid even if you accidentally enter the plantation area, maybe they just forgot to tell you that they have already got it out. ]
[Eighteen, if you can't see the sloth in the yard, it proves that the plantation area has probably been made. 】
[Nineteen, if you accidentally enter a plantation, do not use a small fire to damage the plants there, and do not pick unripe fruits at will. Once they are ripe, they will naturally have their share of small fire.]
[Twenty, if you get lost in the plantation area, don't panic, shout the sloth's name and she will appear to take you out.]
[Twenty-one, if the sloth does not appear, walk straight in the opposite direction of the only tree in the plantation area, and the small fire will come out.]
[Twenty-two, as a last resort, when you are at your wits' end, think bad things about your parents in your mind, and your parents will arrive in time to help Xiao Huo... and then beat Xiao Huo's butt.]
[Twenty-three, even if Xiao Huo complains to grandma and grandma and makes mom and dad get beaten to a pulp, we will not give in! Mom and dad cannot be insulted!]
【Twenty-four, ……】
【……】
【……】
“Um…ah…this…”
Xiaohuo's brows were furrowed deeper and deeper, his clever little head was working rapidly, he was scratching his head while trying to understand the family rules.
"Our family rules seem so complicated..."
"Oh, it's nothing, in summary, it just has a few parts."
Hongli waved her hand: "The first part is to get familiar with what's at home and quickly get used to the environment at home.
The second part is, don’t feel wronged at home, just say what you have to say.
Part 3: Generally speaking, don’t bother your parents unless you have something to do. If you do have something to do…
The fourth part has classified and detailed specific response measures, as well as response measures beyond the unexpected and unexpected response measures, and response measures beyond the unexpected and unexpected response measures..."
"uh-huh."
Hei Yang laughed and said, "Don't be scared by such a long list. Actually, we don't have many rules at home. They are mostly just a list of various situations that your parents listed because they are worried about your safety.
Because it’s the first time we’re parents, we’re always afraid that something might go wrong.”
"Ah this..."
Xiaohuo nodded as if he understood, and felt warm in his heart when he saw his parents' genuine concern.
But she still had a question: "What does it say about plantation?"
"Oh, my parents want to plant a very important peach tree. I asked Sloth to help protect it before."
Heiyang explained, "Because we feel that the yard is still not safe enough, we have to open up a plantation, plant peach trees in it, and add fertilizer and reinforcement from time to time to ensure its safety."
"open up?"
A question mark appeared above Xiao Huo's head.
"It's a small world, similar to the small secret realm of the Five Elements and Five Divisions, or the special space like my parents' magical powers."
Hong Li put her hands on her hips and said proudly, "We are going to dig out a small secret space in the yard to hide the peach tree and plant it."
"Yes, we already have the ability to create similar small secret realms!"
Hong Li met Xiao Huo's gaze and nodded affirmatively, "Generally speaking, only cultivators who have reached the Nascent Soul stage will come into contact with spatial abilities.
However, although we are not at the Nascent Soul stage, we already have spatial magical powers. Even if we are only at the Golden Core stage, our ability to use spatial abilities will not be any worse than those old Nascent Souls who have been immersed in this for many years!"
"Like this..."
Hongli stretched out her finger and slashed in the air, tearing a dark hole in the air: "Magic power, exile!"
"Wow!"
Xiao Huo looked at his mother and the space crack she had created with admiration, and looked into it curiously: "Is this the inside of the space, or is it outside the world?"
"It's so shocking..."
Xiao Huo's pale red eyes were set off by the void, dark and deep. He felt the suction coming from the space crack, felt the air around him become irritable and restless, and watched the space crack gradually expand...
Wait, suction? Rage? Amplification?!
Xiaohuo suddenly came to his senses, his eyes widened and he was about to speak when he saw a pair of big hands smoothing out the crack with a slap and then slapping Hongli on the head.
Hei Yang said viciously: "If you continue to do dangerous things like scratching space cracks in your house next time, I will make you talk in your sleep for a month!"
Hongli: "..."
Damn it! Heiyang's threats are so damn scary!
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 306: People have their own pleasures, but I am lazy as a habit...
"When the first rays of light in the morning shine on the earth, Ms. Hongli wakes up from her sleep. She has to prepare breakfast, which is the most important meal of the day, for her husband and daughter who are still sleeping soundly."
A steady male voice narrated in a broadcasting tone. Hongli was holding Heiyang, sleeping peacefully with a calm face.
"The rich and delicious breakfast won the praise of the family members. Ms. Hongli also sat quietly beside them with a smile on her face, watching the two of them wolfing down their food with a caring look.
This is also the happiest time of the day for Ms. Hongli. Watching her husband and daughter enjoying the meals she made, she feels as if all her fatigue and hard work have been rewarded. "
Hongli frowned slightly, arched her head, and buried her head deeper into Heiyang's arms.
"After Ms. Hongli washed the dishes carefully and placed them far away, she changed into her usual working clothes and started her day's work.
The first thing to do was to clean the place, then put the newly bought cushions on the floor and cover the benches.
Ms. Hongli put everything in order. Looking at the tidy room, she couldn't help but smile. She knew that this family couldn't live without her. "
Hongli's arms around Heiyang's neck slowly tightened and gradually exerted force.
"After decorating the house, Ms. Hongli was ready to do some heavy work.
She was going to plant the small peach tree that she had prepared long ago to pave the way for her family's happy future.
But before that, she needs to create a small secret space in the plantation area without disturbing her husband and daughter's rest."
Hongli turned over and climbed onto Heiyang like an octopus, pressing on his chest.
"Creating a small secret realm is not an easy task, so Ms. Hongli plans to..."
"Alright! Shut up! Black Sun!"
Hongli sighed and finally spoke impatiently.
At this moment, she was lying on top of Heiyang, with her chin on his chest. She opened her sleepy eyes and looked at Heiyang's face. She said faintly, "Even if you keep nagging, Ms. Hongli won't do what you say. You'd better give up on this idea."
"Ah this..."
Heiyang chuckled twice, put his arms around Hongli's slender waist, and pulled her into his arms again.
"Well, I'm praising you for being a hard-working and good wife and mother!"
"Heh, compared to being a good wife and mother..."
Hong Li hugged Hei Yang tightly, buried her little head in Hei Yang's arms again, sniffed the reassuring breath, closed her eyes again, and put her little face on Hei Yang's chest with a happy look on her face, as if she had not woken up yet, and said softly: "I think it is easier and happier to be a parasite gnawing on Hei Yang.
Anyway, Heiyang, uh, he wouldn’t want me to starve to death, hehe, Heiyang, my Heiyang, warm and fragrant…”
"Hey, hey, hey, don't take it for granted when you say I'm being raised!"
A row of black lines crossed Heiyang's head, and he said speechlessly: "Don't you say that husband and wife should work together to build their own home? Show your fighting spirit!"
"Ah ha? Who said that? When did they say that? How come I didn't know about that?"
Hong Li snorted, “Besides, aren’t we all working very hard?
You work hard to feed me, and I work hard to stay alive. The division of labor is very clear."
"What the hell..."
Veins popped out of Heiyang's head: "Then I'll try to kill you now, okay?"
"Come on, come on."
Hong Li looked fearless as she was favored: "Whatever you want, I won't resist, Hei Yang, come and kill me~"
Hei Yang: "..."
"Then what do you think we should do with the pile of work?"
"Let's talk about it later..."
Hongli muttered softly, "There's still a lot of time anyway, it won't be too late to do it in a few days.
It's still early, go back to sleep, go back to sleep, don't you want me to hold the lovely Hongli?"
"Well, how does that sentence go..."
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