Xingyun chuckled and said smugly, "If it was Sister Hongli, she definitely wouldn't come to pick us up, hahahaha.
She must still be lying, sitting or crouching at home now, hehe."
"quack!"
"Yes, yes, because it's not the first time I've come here."
Xingyun coughed twice, pinched her eyelids with both hands, pulled out her dead fish eyes, and imitated in a low voice: "Sister Hongli will definitely say it.
Oh my, you don't have legs or feet, why do you have to let me pick you up? Why don't you just come to our house to find us? You know the location anyway.
Well, even if you don't know, so what? Don't you have a brain or a mouth? Can't you ask passers-by? I'm Hongli, an old local, who doesn't know where I live?
Huh? What if he really doesn’t know? Nonsense, if he doesn’t know, of course you can ask someone else! "
"quack!"
"Hey, how about that? The imitation is pretty good!"
Xingyun patted his chest with a smug look on his face, but suddenly seemed to think of something and frowned with a hesitant expression.
"But my impression of Sister Hongli was when I was in the sect. She has been away from the sect for a long, long time. Although we talked on the phone, I haven't seen her for a long, long time."
"quack?"
Gaga sounded puzzled.
"Oh my, what do you want?"
Xingyun stretched out a finger and said worriedly, "When a man has been away for three days, he should be treated with new eyes!
Sister Hongli has one personality in the sect, but maybe she has another personality at home!
She is married now, or at least she was a teenager, and now she is someone else's wife!
Yes, that’s right, Sister Hongli is already a wife! She has entered the young woman stage!”
"Gah???"
A row of question marks appeared on Gaga’s head.
"Wow, don't disbelieve it."
Xingyun saw Gaga's suspicious look and couldn't help but argue, "What happened before? You were eating next to me and I called Sister Hongli. Didn't you notice?"
"Gah?"
"No way, you didn't notice this?!"
Xingyun widened her eyes and said in shock: "I'm telling you! Sister Hongli just washed her hair!"
"Gah?"
"What don't you understand? Is there anything you can't understand?"
Xingyun said "Hi", looked around, and said stealthily in a low voice: "I'm telling you not to tell anyone else, when Sister Hongli was in the sect... she never washed her hair!
Really, really, I'm not lying to you, every time I ask Sister Hongli to wash my hair together...
Hey, don’t ask me why I call Sister Hongli when I wash my hair. Why do you, a boy, ask so many little questions about girls?
There are also those who don’t like washing their hair together, and those who pretend to wash their hair together but don’t like it in their hearts, and…oh, that’s not the point!”
Xingyun scratched her hair, looking like she had a headache.
"Ah, where was I just now? I forgot everything when you interrupted me!"
"quack!!"
"Oh, okay, okay, it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's mom's fault, it's mom's brain that's not working well, okay!"
"Quack quack!"
"Oh, you don't have to take care of mom and feed her. Mom won't get Alzheimer's disease, okay?
Oh yes, I remember now!"
Xingyun lowered her voice again and said mysteriously, "Sister Hongli never goes with me. I was very curious why she didn't go with me, so I asked her when she usually washes her hair. Guess what she said?"
"Quack quack!"
"Forget it, just pretend I never asked you."
Xingyun rolled her eyes and sighed, "Sister Hongli said, ha, as a cultivator, your body should be clean and spotless, without any dust, why would you need to wash your hair!"
"Gah."
"What? You also think what Sister Hongli said makes sense?"
Xingyun snorted: "Even if you say that, you still have to wash your hair next time you go to the barber shop, understand?"
"Gah..."
"Hey, be obedient!"
Xingyun smiled and sighed, "Although what Sister Hongli said does make sense.
But. Oh, I always feel something is wrong. It feels weird not to wash it, as if Sister Hongli is crawling on my head. "
"Uh, what was the last topic? Why did I talk about washing my hair?"
Xingyun frowned and thought for half a minute.
"Oh, yes. Sister Hongli never washed her hair in the sect, but now she has started washing her hair at home. Isn't this the best proof of Sister Hongli's personality change?"
"quack!"
"Ah, this is definitely possible because I'm bored and have nothing to do... There's someone here to help!
Ahem, I mean, Sister Hongli has started to care about her appearance. Well, although she is already very beautiful, who doesn’t want to look better?
Well, Sister Hongli didn't bother to think about this kind of thing before! But now she has changed her previous habits. Isn't this shocking to you? Why do you think Sister Hongli changed?"
"Quack quack?"
“That’s true, but not entirely.”
Xingyun shook her head in a pretentious manner and said with a smile: "Sister Hongli changed because of love!"
"..."
"Hey, what's with that expression on your face? Son, you are not allowed to look down on your mother. Do you know what it means to say that a son will not dislike his mother's ugliness and a son will not dislike his father's poverty?
Ah, Mom is just giving an example, Mom is not ugly!"
Xingyun sighed: "Forget it, let's get back to talking about the power of love!
Although I don't have the love between lovers, I have the love of a father as high as a mountain! And your love.
How can I describe it to you? Well, it's like the villain in the story, with unrivaled martial arts skills, and his foolproof evil plan that he has planned for millions of years is finally going to succeed!
At this time, the protagonist, who was a rookie three months ago, appeared on the scene, and was pinned to the ground and beaten half to death by the big villain.
But at this time, just shout out the power of love! A miracle will happen, and the Jedi will fight back! Eliminate the villain without any reason! "
Xingyun nodded: "Yes, I suspect that Sister Hongli was changed by this mysterious power!
If you have low emotional intelligence, it means your character is ruined. If you have high emotional intelligence, it means you will always grow!"
"quack..."
"Oh, don't disbelieve me, you really have never seen how powerful love is!"
Xingyun pointed her hands at the sky and said affectionately, "As long as I chant the spell: Resurrection, my ahem... Forget it, kids don't need to understand too much, just follow your own path."
"Quack quack..."
"Ha, objection is invalid!"
Xingyun looked up and imagined what Sister Hongli would look like after the home transformation. She thought about Brother Heiyang coming home from work and Sister Hongli greeting him with a sweet smile, "My dear, you are back"... cough cough, forget it, she couldn't imagine that scene at all!
…………
"Well, I seemed to hear Xiaoyun whispering bad things about me behind my back."
On the roof, Hongli and Heiyang sat side by side on the eaves, swinging with their four legs stretched out from the roof.
(Dangerous action, please do not imitate.)
"What did she mutter about you? How did she say something bad about you?"
"Well, she told me what I did!"
"Easy to say."
"whispering sound."
Hongli rolled her eyes, raised her head and lay on Heiyang's thighs, looking at the sky, and said faintly: "Well, my aunt is coming too, I guess she is also planning to stay until after our wedding.
Well, that's a good idea. Wouldn't it be an extra laborer?"
"Don't even think about it. Mom and Dad won't let guests do the dirty work. They might just go and receive the guests themselves, let the adults chat, and then push the work to us!
Well, let Heiyang and Hongli suffer a little more, they don’t dare to scold their parents anyway.”
"Ha, you said you cursed your parents, you're done, I'm going to report you."
"What do you mean by taking it out of context..."
Heiyang grabbed Hongli's dog head and rubbed it angrily. The latter had a look of despair on his face. His head was rubbed by Heiyang and he was too lazy to move.
"anyway……"
Heiyang turned his head and looked in the direction of his parents' house, and asked curiously, "Why hasn't Xiaohuo come back yet? Didn't we agree to come back early today so that we can play birthday games with her?"
"Ha, come on, there are grandparents everywhere.
As for Xiaohuo, she has probably already fallen into the sweet attack and has almost forgotten what her parents' names are.
If I were Xiaohuo, I wouldn’t come back either. I would make good use of my status as the birthday boy to eat, drink and have fun…”
"Hey, Hong Mouli, please be serious. Your birthday is your mother's suffering day!"
"Ah, this... is Xiao Huo..."
"Did you suffer when Little Fire was born?"
"Ah, this... my wallet is suddenly very poor?"
"Ah, yes, yes."
Heiyang rolled his eyes, looked up at the sky blankly, and vaguely wondered if he had forgotten something.
"Hongli? Do you think I forgot something?"
"Haha, did you finally remember that I'm your father?"
"Climb, I'm your father!"
Heiyang patted Hongli and rolled his eyes: "Hurry up and help me think about it. Speak seriously."
"Ha, I'm really sorry, Hongli, I'm not a serious person."
Hongli turned over and lay on her side on Heiyang's thigh. She closed her eyes, twitched her little nose, made a lazy nasal sound, and closed her eyes with a peaceful look on her face.
"Anyway, Hongli, I have already given up on the brain. Don't ask me if you have any questions. You are the intellectual leader of the family now. Everything depends on your plan."
"Huh? Really?"
Heiyang cautiously probed, "Brainless Hongli, the wise master now orders you to run around the Wandering World three times at full speed, go!"
"Oh,**"
The muted words popped out of Hongli's mouth.
"Oh, you have no qualities."
Heiyang snorted: "You didn't learn my good side, but you learned all my bad sides, right?"
"Oh, if you think about it, you will find that I only say those muted words to you. At other times, I am so polite that I even feel it is ridiculous."
Hongli turned over and hugged Heiyang's waist, buried her face in Heiyang's belly, and rubbed her face through his clothes.
"The last one was those pigeons. Now they have all been consumed by Hongli's cooking career."
"Speaking of this, do you still remember the bet we made?"
"Ah, what bet?"
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