Heiyang sat cross-legged on the bed, folded his arms, and looked at Hongli with disdain.
"Since I didn't hit you, what reason do you have to go to my mom and sue me?
You're slandering me, right? I'll tell your mother that you're the one who should be hung from the beams!"
"You are so bad, I slander you, I slander you?"
Hongli widened her eyes and pointed at herself in disbelief.
"Isn't what I said the truth? Even if I didn't hit him, it's still an attempted crime and I still have to be punished!"
"Then maybe I'm just trying to scare you."
Heiyang was like a dead pig that was not afraid of boiling water: "You keep provoking me, and you don't allow me to scare you?
No way? No way? There are no people who only allow themselves to jump on other people's faces, and get anxious when they are jumped on the face, right? "
"you you you!"
Hongli's face turned red, she rolled her eyes, tilted her head, slanted her mouth, and kicked her legs.
"Ah, Hongli was pissed off to death by the dog Heiyang..."
"Hey, you're pretending to be dead again, huh? You're doing this again?"
Hongli: "..."
"Good fellow, you were the one who acted like a rogue first, so don't blame me!"
What does he want to do? !
Hearing Hei Yang's half-threatening words, Hong Li was shocked. This shouldn't be the case. As long as she was dead, Hei Yang would have no way to deal with her...
Wait, that seems to be a move before marriage, now it's motionless, uh...
Oh shit, no way, no way?
Brother Heiyang, you wouldn’t do that, would you?
I was just kidding you!
Hongli's heart beat faster. Didn't they agree to do it on the wedding day... could she finally not hold back?
Damn it! Come to think of it! After all, Hongli is so cute!
If she was Heiyang, she would have done this and that and asked Hongli to do this and that... Damn it, I am such a bad person!
But here comes the problem, I'm Hongli!
What should I do? Please help me. A black sun is hovering around me with a fierce look in its eyes. I’m waiting online. It’s very urgent!
If Hei Yang really took action, would she accept it? Or would she be forced to accept it?
Oh, it’s so hard to choose!
"Ha, found it!"
Heiyang's surprised voice sounded.
Hongli: "!!!"
Are there any props? ! !
Come on, brother! I don't have enough experience! You can't do this!
"Hey, Xiaoli, guess what this is!"
Heiyang's voice scared Hongli, and then she felt Heiyang holding a round thing and pressing it against her face.
Hong Li: "???"
This is, what the hell is this!!!
Hongli suddenly remembered that some time ago, when Heiyang was not paying attention, she secretly took those ten t coughs, secretly took away that very mysterious prop and took a look at it, wanting to satisfy her curiosity.
As a result, the result is, woooooooooo…
The result is woooooooooo…
She originally thought, she thought she had been very bad before!
Only now do I realize that she is such a sweet girl, as pure as a blank sheet of paper.
Although, but, um, but...
Ahhhh, I regret not listening to Heiyang!
Her thoughts are dirty and unclean!
Well, but...
She only glanced at her for a short while, so it should still be the pure and clean Hong Xiaoli, right?
Yeah, yes, that's it, that's right!
She, Hongli, is innocent!
"Hey, hey, you're still pretending!"
Heiyang's helpless voice came from my ear.
"Give me some feedback, otherwise it's meaningless!"
Wuwuwu, he already wanted to do that, and he still wanted her to give feedback, wuwuwu...
"One last time, what is this?"
Heiyang said faintly: "You still haven't said it?"
Hongli: "..."
Hongli couldn't help but tremble in her heart when she thought of seeing certain pictures. Damn, round?
What else could it be! How can you even say something like that?
Wuuuu...Damn Heiyang, dog Heiyang, you bully me!
"Ah this..."
Heiyang looked at Hongli helplessly, as if she were dead... No way, your heart is about to jump out of your chest!
"Well, I'll just entertain myself."
Hongli: "..."
He even entertains himself!
I am obviously here!
He wanted to torture me mentally!
Wuuuu, help, she can’t hold on any longer!
Is it still useful to kowtow to Heiyang and apologize and call him daddy? It should still be in time!
"Harmful……"
Heiyang looked at the round...shadow spirit stone in his hand, revealing a half-moon eye, and stretched out his hand to use his spiritual power to fix it in the air.
Then Heiyang gently turned Hongli over and put her deathly face in the camera.
"Cough cough!"
Heiyang coughed twice, chose his words, and said, "Look, this woman's name is Xiaomei. When her neighbors found her, she was already dead at home, which made the neighbors very..."
"????????"
Hongli put a bunch of question marks on Heiyang's head and couldn't hold it any longer. She opened her eyes and looked at Heiyang seriously explaining her death. She couldn't help but scream out.
"What are you doing! What are you doing! What are you doing!"
"!!!"
Heiyang appeared in the camera with his eyes wide open, controlling his spiritual power to vibrate in the distance to simulate making a sound.
"Suddenly, Xiaomei stood up with disheveled hair and a ferocious look on her face!
This scared Xiaogang who was searching for evidence in the house!
He looked at Xiaomei, who had come back from the dead, in horror as she slowly walked towards him and grabbed Xiaogang's neck with her sharp claws! "
"What the hell are you doing here!"
Hongli pinched Heiyang's neck and shook it with a questioning look on her face.
[Hei Yang: Ahem, wait a moment, the last sentence, the last sentence! ]
"Just like that, Xiaogang, died. When the woman saw Xiaogang lying on the ground, she smiled evilly.
Xiao Gang, who was seen dying by everyone, slowly stood up and smiled like the woman...
Ahem, that’s all for this episode of Xiaoyang’s commentary. See you next time! "
"call!"
Heiyang looked at the footage recorded in the Image Stone and nodded with satisfaction: "My ability to improvise is still pretty good. I can even make up for this kind of recording accident!"
"So, what are you doing?"
Hongli showed dead fish eyes and looked at Heiyang with an unhappy face.
"Ah, tell me, why did I die?"
"Tsk, you only have a picture to start with, and then you have to make up the whole story!"
Heiyang couldn't help but roll his eyes: "I'm just disgusting you by using a brush to draw a turtle on your face or something...
Well, I can't bear to do it, so I have to make up your little story."
"Huh? That's it? That's it?"
Hong Li spread her hands, with a look of disdain: "You scared me to death, it turns out it's just a rubbish method that can't cause any real harm to me, I thought it was something else!"
"Ok?"
Heiyang raised his eyebrows: "What do you think? Tell me about it?"
"Hehehe..."
Hongli sneered: "I don't want to tell you."
"whispering sound."
Hei Yang curled his lips and said, "You can tell me or not, but I succeeded in scaring you. Your heart almost jumped out of your chest just now."
Hongli: "..."
Damn, she seems really scared?
"Tsk, tsk, I don't want to bother with you."
Hongli rolled her eyes and turned to look towards the southwest, where two demonic shadows were flying quickly. She couldn't help but raise her eyebrows.
"It's just a map cannon, take it back."
Hongli spread her hands.
“That’s right… huh?”
Heiyang’s expression froze.
The two looked at each other and said, "Fuck!"
[Because the two contracted people with supernatural powers were almost scolded in person, the demon shadows were anxious. In order to protect the dignity of the supernatural power master, the supernatural power demon heart (purple) is transforming. 】
[Yang Li, you cannot be insulted! ]
Hei Yang Hongli: "???"
Heiyang Hongli: Hahaha, we were just joking, Xiaoying, it’s okay.
Mo Ying: Damn, let me go, don’t stop me, I want to kill them!
Heiyang Hongli: ...
"What the hell..."
A row of black lines crossed Heiyang’s forehead: “I really didn’t expect this.
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