It turned out to be such a horrible method, to put the blame on others!

The two demon shadows suddenly stood up. Although we couldn't see their appearance clearly, Shen Xian and Bai Yang could still feel our relaxed and serious attitude.

"Okay, I'll listen to your commands!"

Heiyang shouted, "Get down!"

Two demonic figures crouched down.

"shake hands!"

The two demonic figures shook hands.

"Turn around!"

The two demonic shadows turned in a circle.

"Dance!"

The two demon shadows danced awkwardly.

"kiss!"

Two ways...

"stop!"

Bai Yang raised his hand and slapped Shen Xian, then he couldn't help yelling, "It was Xu who smuggled the goods in!"

"Hey, where are you smuggling any contraband?"

Heiyang snorted heavily: "So it's a low-difficulty move?

Besides, they are originally part of us. We are a pair, so how can they be a pair?

Tell him that Baiyang and Heiyang are bound together. If they are bound together, then everything must be bound together!

He saw that Jin Dan was not very sensible, so he sewed it up himself! "

After a pause, Hei Yang looked at Bai Yang firmly, then looked at himself, and couldn't help but said, "This, you have always wanted to say it.

If you tie him up with a chain, you'll just have to worry about him getting lost."

Bai Yang: “???”

"Hey, hey, hey, what does Heiyang mean?"

Bai Yang approached Hei Yang, looked down at him and said kindly, "Give him eight sentences to explain the vagueness, then he will have it."

"Oh, so this is what you mean!"

Heiyang shrunk his neck with a wry smile: "You mean, tie a rope around your waists, just like this rock climbing partner, and share the joys and sorrows together!"

"Ah……"

Bai Yang rolled his eyes: "Let him pass."

"Wow, what kind of attitude is that!"

Hei Yang suppressed his anger and said, "Obviously, what you said was good and correct.

In the end, he misunderstood your meaning and was rude to you. And why did he use that tone when he was just apologizing?"

"Uh, you are wrong, wrong..."

Bai Yang looked at him with resentment, "You should think of Dali like that. Please forgive me."

"How dare a man like you blame the villain Bai Yang!"

Shen Xian burst into tears and said pitifully: "How could the villain Bai Yang think so badly of me! Wuuwuwu..."

"Fuck, sister, stop pinching him."

Bai Yang couldn't help but gasp, and got goose bumps all over his body: "He made you look like a ghost from Midnight Odyssey."

"Hey, hey, why do you look like a ghost?"

A cross appeared under Heiyang's head, and he couldn't help but say in defense: "Baiyang, don't spread rumors, what does it mean to return to the soul at midnight?"

"You just suppressed your voice a little bit?"

Heiyang pointed at himself happily: "Is your original voice a soft girl's? Is it nice?"

"It sounds good, of course it sounds good."

An image of a huge dog howling at him furiously flashed through Bai Yang's mind.

Bai Yang smiled funny in his heart, but immediately coughed twice, shook off the idea of ​​respecting his wife, and coaxed her: "This is because his original voice is so beautiful!

That's why you are used to his low-pitched voice!"

"Yes!"

Hei Yang stretched out a hand to block Bai Yang's face and said seriously: "What does he mean? You lowered your voice, so he likes you, right?

"Huh? Did he hate you because you became hoarse before?"

"Hey, how come the little monk caught a cold, hehe."

"Don't change the subject! There are so many ways to make your voice hoarse!"

Heiyang suddenly blushed, raised his head slightly, and hummed: "So, do you know that you are wrong?"

"I know I was wrong."

"What's wrong?"

"No matter what form my wife takes, she will always be the prettiest, and no matter what voice she speaks, she will always be the most pleasant."

"Yeah, that's how it should be."

Shen Xian nodded with satisfaction and looked at Bai Yang: "Although you doubt what he said, in order to prevent any trouble, he also needs to undergo psychological training and testing!"

"Ah?"

Bai Yang was puzzled: "What, what is this, a psychological training test?"

"Ha, it's complicated."

Heiyang stretched out a finger, closed his eyes and shook his head to explain: “For example, he usually doesn’t think about Heiyang being persecuted and his appearance becoming strange.

Then when he looks at you again, he will think, wow, your wife is as beautiful as a fairy, how can she be so beautiful! Ah, you are fine!"

Bai Yang: “???”

"He said it again?"

Bai Yang showed his dead eyes and stared at Hei Yang: "Huh?"

"Ahem, this is important."

Heiyang's forehead was slightly sweaty, and he coughed and said, "Well, give him an example."

"uh-huh."

"Ghost Black Sun!"

"As long as he is timid, he understands..."

"Pale-faced blood-sucking Black Sun!"

"Well, you have leukemia, so your sister suspects you. This is really the color of blood!"

"Mud monster Shen Xian!"

"Hiss, the slime must be very soft and bouncy before it's washed!"

"Skull Black Sun!"

"Wow, that's too explicit!"

"The green-faced, fang-toothed zombie Heiyang!"

"Hiss, if you stick a talisman under your forehead, you can move, like jumping around when you walk?"

"Bull-headed Shen Xian!"

"What?"

"Pfft, pfft, it was a slip of the tongue, it was really a slip of the tongue, I must doubt you...Ah!!!"

Under the gaze of two demonic shadows, Shen Xian was pulled back to the outside of a large forest by Bai Yang with a look of despair on her face. Then, a miserable cry for help that made people cry was heard in front of her.

"..."

The two demon shadows stared at the ground with their eyes on their noses and their noses on their hearts. They knew everything, saw everything, and wanted to know everything...

"Woooooooo..."

After a while, Bai Yang came out with his hands behind his back, humming heavily, and Hei Yang followed closely with his head held high, looking like a bullied daughter-in-law.

"Alright, alright, what the hell are you doing to me?"

Bai Yang looked at Hei Yang pretending to be pitiful, and couldn't help but said, "It's really that serious!"

“Wow, why does the body made of white mist also have a bump on its head?!”

Heiyang covered the bump under his head and shed tears, he couldn't help but complain: "What kind of a crazy setting is that!"

"Okay, okay, keep asking questions."

Bai Yang looked at the two demonic figures, then glanced at Shen Xian: "Hmm?"

"What else are you asking?"

Heiyang curled his lips, looked at the two demon shadows who had returned to their obedient appearance, and rolled his eyes.

"He even lets me kiss him, so how can we do the more exciting tests before this?"

"Wow, he just can do something unusually low difficulty?"

Bai Yang suppressed the frown on his forehead: "Why do you have to do this? Ugh, shame on you. You usually keep the barrier open!"

"Huh? What's the abnormally low difficulty?"

"For example..."

Bai Yang frowned and thought for a moment, then stretched out a finger: "Stand upside down with your tongue and do a backward upside-down rotation at a speed of one hundred revolutions per second?"

Shen Xian: “???”

Demon Shadow: “???”

"Good fellow, you are so direct, good fellow, stop learning the posture!"

Shen Xian chuckled and said with disdain, "Amateurs are amateurs. They are nothing like professional interrogators like you. Bah, bah, you mean you are a professional psychologist!"

"When did he become a professional?"

"Don't worry about it. He's asking because it's necessary for the plot. You'll know when he asks how these awesome bosses died so suddenly!"

"The problem is that the plot also requires him, right?"

"Ah then, you're leaving now?"

"Okay, okay, stop talking nonsense."

Bai Yang turned his head to look at the two demonic shadows and waved his hand.

"Go home, go home. I'm just staying outside the woods to feed the mosquitoes!"

Demon Shadow: "..."

"what happened?"

Bai Yang looked at the two moving demonic figures and frowned: "Are you obedient again?"

"That's right! How dare you be obedient?"

Hei Yang waved his big fist and said viciously: "If you leave again, you will let Bai Yang beat them both up!"

"..."

The two evil shadows hurriedly shook their heads, and as they shook their heads they formed an arrow with white mist, pointing to the southwest, sending all kinds of emotions such as relief, excitement, curiosity, confusion, sadness, and ecstasy to Baiyang and Heiyang.

"what?"

"Ah?"

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