"Ha, that's even easier."
Hong Li smiled coldly: "When the time comes, just pretend and make it real. Notify your parents and we will go over to help you deal with the scene. Don't worry, there will definitely not be any corpses or blood left behind.
If there are accomplices, then we should root them out and there will be no problem! "
"really!"
Hei Yang nodded and said, "Tell him that we ate seven or eight bowls of noodles without paying a penny, and we still want to rob him of some money. What do you think?"
"Ah this..."
Xiao Huo showed his half-moon eyes: "Weren't we following the rules just now? Why did mom and dad suddenly become criminals..."
"Ha, that's another matter."
Hong Li waved her hand and said leisurely: “If they take the right path to fight us, we will have a clear conscience and will be invincible.
But if they want to create obstacles and play tricks from other aspects, and take the initiative to refuse the protection of these rules, then don't blame us.
Just like the fire always thinks the kettle is protecting the water, if it insists on burning through the bottom of the kettle, tsk tsk…
As I said before, don’t cause trouble, but don’t be afraid of it! "
"Of course, the above are all extreme negative situations that your mother and I have come up with automatically when we have nothing to do..."
Heiyang added: "In the Aoyou World, you generally won't encounter such a thing once in a few hundred years."
"Indeed, I have confirmed it with Elder Huo Le. What your father said is true!"
"Eh?!"
Xiao Huo was shocked: "So, Xiao Huo actually won't need this knowledge at all?"
"That's not necessarily true. It's better to have something than nothing. You only regret not having enough knowledge when you need it."
Hongli spread her hands, looked at Xiaohuo, and said seriously: "What I'm going to teach you next, Xiaohuo, is the key to our real key!"
“Is it new knowledge?”
"Wrong, it's a magical power."
"Ah this..."
"Don't be surprised, it's normal. Before, it was someone wrongly accusing you of bullying it. Now it's about how to prevent yourself from being bullied."
Heiyang explained for Hongli: "When you grow up, you want to go out and explore the world on your own and don't need your parents anymore, wuwuwu..."
"Heiyang is not allowed to add drama to himself!"
Hongli rolled her eyes and gently kicked Heiyang: "Read the words!"
"Oh, your parents won't be with you at that time, and they may not be able to arrive in time if you encounter danger. Then you will need to deal with it by yourself."
Hei Yang nodded and said, "At this time, the magical power used to protect myself plays a crucial role!"
"That's right. The one who always wins a fight may not have the last laugh. Only the one who can survive the longest and the best has the right to dance on the other's grave!"
Hongli pointed at Xiaohuo: "If mom remembers correctly, you have mastered the magical power of the Fire Immortal now!"
"Ha, of course!"
Xiao Huo said proudly: "Xiao Huo has this high-level magical power in the foundation-building stage, just like Uncle Xiaolong, it's amazing!"
"You're amazing! Have you fallen to the level of being compared to that kid Xiaolong?"
Heiyang sighed and said, "Your parents neglected your education."
"really!"
Hong Li nodded and looked at Xiao Huo, asking, "Xiao Huo, how many kinds of magical powers do you think should be condensed during the foundation-building period to be considered normal?"
"Huh? Huh?"
Xiao Huo was stunned and said: "No, as long as you gather your magical powers, you can successfully build your foundation?
Then, according to this magical power, you can practice diligently, and so on..."
Xiaohuo frowned, raised his little head, and suddenly thought of his parents' endless powerful magical powers, and blinked his eyes.
"Uh, two or three?"
Xiao Huo guessed, "Then learn a little more when you reach the Jindan stage, and a little more when you reach the Yuanying stage?"
"Well... about that!"
Hongli nodded.
"Phew, that's not bad. Although it sounds difficult, there is still hope..."
Xiaohuo let out a sigh.
"It's just a single digit, just learn nine magical powers!"
Xiaohuo: “???”
"Hey, Xiaohuo, what are you doing? Don't run away!"
"Heiyang, look at your daughter!"
"Hei Xiaohuo, get down from the spiritual stone hanging lamp!"
"..."
After a burst of excitement, Hong Li looked at Xiao Huo who was taken back to his seat, looking dejected and hopeless, and couldn't help but said with a smile: "What are you doing? Is it that scary?
Xiaohuo, you girl is quite smart, didn't you realize that?
Your talent in cultivation makes Elder Huo Le envious and wants you to be the Fire Elder. Don’t you understand?”
"But, but..."
Xiao Huo lowered his head and muttered, "The inherited memory shows that a true Li Huohe in the foundation-building stage can only have three magical powers at most. If there are more, the body can't bear it and the brain will explode!"
"Ha, it's just classic adults fooling children, you underestimate the brain capacity of intelligent creatures!"
Hong Li snorted, stretched out her finger and said, "It is better to have no inherited memory than to believe in it blindly. In the inherited memory, is it normal for Xiao Li Huo He to reach the foundation-building stage before the age of one?"
"Ah this..."
Xiao Huo was stunned for a moment. She thought about it carefully and said uncertainly, "It seems that the little crane can't fly at this time?"
"That's right, that's it!"
Hongli grabbed Xiaohuo by both shoulders, gently hugged her into her arms, and encouraged her: "The inheritance memories they left for you are outdated and can't keep up with the version. Now listen to the inheritance version that your parents gave you. It's done!"
"what?"
Xiao Huo blinked: "Can it still be like this?"
"Well, if you really can't forget, you can ask your father Heiyang to come."
Hong Li pointed behind her and said proudly: "His formatting fist can clear your accumulated memory and remove those rogue bundled information packages with one punch. I have been bullied by him several times before!
Hey, wait, does Hei Yang know this trick again? "
Hongli blinked her eyes, and suddenly had an ominous premonition in her heart. She turned her head and said, "Heiyang, that...ah!"
Hongli fell on her back, and Heiyang slowly retracted his fist and breathed a sigh of relief: "It's too hard for me. I have to add insurance for you all day long..."
Xiaohuo: “━Σ(Д|||)━”
"Dad, Dad, that..."
Xiao Huo's eyes widened. She pointed at the fainted Hong Li with a fearful look on her face and couldn't help but said, "Mom, she..."
"Don't worry, he's not dead."
Xiaohuo: “???”
"Don't question it. I'm doing this for her own good."
Heiyang revealed his half-moon eyes, and thought of scenes such as "Elder Fire's non-mainstream square dance", and sighed.
"It's enough for me to bear the pain alone!"
"Ah this..."
Xiaohuo stared at Heiyang in a daze, little stars lighting up in her eyes. At that moment, her father's figure became extremely tall in her heart.
This kind of endurance of humiliation and the belief in protecting family even if being misunderstood made Xiaohuo's eyes moist.
She couldn't help but said, "Dad..."
"Ok?"
"Has Xiaohuo ever been knocked unconscious?"
"Ah, this, no!"
"Really?"
"Hahaha, daddy would never lie to you."
"Huh, that's good!"
Xiaohuo let out a long sigh, his eyes rolled back, and he fainted.
Heiyang quietly removed two fingers from the back of Xiaohuo's head and whistled guiltily.
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 359: Promising to water the flowers is a sign of loyalty to the flowers...
"Damn it, I never expected that I would have to get out of bed to teach Xiao Huo to practice magic!"
Hongli was in the yard, shaking her arms and patting her legs, jumping on the spot to warm herself up.
"Nonsense, you practice your magical powers in the house, you don't want a home? Not to mention you want to practice while lying or sitting on the bed."
Heiyang rolled his eyes: "Do you think everyone will spoil you like I do?
I can let you take a break and work on your own, but can you take a break and let Shentong teach Xiaohuo by himself?"
"Oh, yes, yes, you are the best, okay!"
Hongli rolled her eyes and continued to stretch: "It feels like I haven't left the house for a long time, what's going on?
I just brought Xiaohuo back from his parents' house a few days ago, but it feels like a lifetime ago."
"Nonsense, you went out to eat a few days ago, came back after eating, and collapsed after closing the door when you got home. Can you call that going out?"
Heiyang was doing radio gymnastics while complaining leisurely.
"Besides, it's been a dark and chaotic past few days, so it's normal for you to be a little confused."
"The more I listen to your words recently, the more I feel something is wrong. It feels like there is something wrong with every sentence you say. So is it me or you who has the problem?"
Hongli showed dead fish eyes, pounded her legs and said leisurely: "Sure enough, it's you who has the problem."
"Come on, if you look at things from a different angle and with a different mindset, things will naturally be different accordingly.
You should reflect on yourself instead of throwing mud at your father whenever something happens."
Hei Yang couldn't help but retort: "Although I, your father, love you and won't bother with you about these things, they will always come back to take revenge on you in another form."
"Ah, thank you. I have felt your fiery revenge these days."
Hongli rolled her eyes at Heiyang and was too lazy to pay attention to him.
"It's your fault anyway."
"It's because you think about that kind of thing all day that you have this association!"
"Nonsense, do you mean that my brain is full of garbage every day?"
"Ha, is there anything extra besides scraps?"
"You're scolding!"
"What's wrong with scolding you? Just scold me!"
"Go to hell and reflect on your actions, you bastard!"
"We will die together, who is afraid of who?"
"Whoever is cowardly is your grandson!"
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