"Cool type, when will there be more new settings..."
"Don't worry about it. I was just asking, isn't it good to have a wife who can always add settings?
Today it’s a legal lolita, tomorrow it’s a cute green plum or something…”
Hong Li counted on her fingers and said, "Or maybe, on the surface, she is an obedient and lovely charming little wife, but in fact, she is the high and mighty queen at home, and the little servant Heiyang is being trained like crazy..."
"Don't add any settings yet, just add the necessary flesh first."
"What the hell!?!"
Hong Li gritted her teeth and punched Hei Yang, saying viciously: "I'm angry!"
"Ha ha……"
Heiyang smiled and raised one hand, saying in surrender: "Alright, alright, I surrender. I was wrong, I was wrong. Your Majesty, please don't be angry, okay?"
"Tsk, your attitude is not sincere enough at all."
Hongli curled her lips and ended the topic.
"But then again..."
Hongli curiously stretched out her head and looked at the red soup that Heiyang was stirring in the pot. She couldn't help but ask, "What are you doing? It's scary. Did Grandma Meng teach you this trick before she passed away?"
"Oh, that's right. This is what Grandma Meng taught me. I plan to force-feed this pot of soup to you after I make it, and brainwash you into my image."
Heiyang rolled his eyes: "So, are you scared?"
"Tsk, when have I not been in your shape?"
Hong Li snorted and said disdainfully: "I have been brainwashed into your shape, would I be afraid of such a thing?"
"Awesome, as long as you give it away quickly, no one can defeat you, right..."
“Hahahaha, now you’re scared!”
Hongli laughed three times: "If you are scared, then come over and lick the Queen's feet, cough cough..."
"I heard."
Heiyang said dimly.
"Ahem, then, then what happened..."
Hongli blushed slightly and turned her head away.
"You're not even allowed to dream, right?!"
"Tsk tsk..."
Heiyang shook his head with disdain.
"Just you? A worthless person who begs for mercy in a second?"
"Wow, who the hell are you scolding?"
Hongli widened her eyes, put her hands on her hips, and warned: "Believe it or not, I will put my feet in your mouth while you are sleeping!"
"..."
Heiyang paused, covered his face with one hand, and said speechlessly: "What kind of monster are you? Are you so vicious..."
"Hahaha, you must be scared!"
Hongli was proud again. No matter why, just being proud was enough.
"I'm not afraid or not."
Heiyang shook his head and said nothing more.
"what?"
Hong Li's eyes widened: "What do you mean? You don't want to give me face, right? You just said I was vicious, but now you are not afraid anymore. Then I got scolded for nothing!"
"Well, your thinking is very clear, you are a smart girl."
Heiyang nodded and said casually: "It's very simple. Since you want to play a trick on me while I'm sleeping, then I will have no choice but to keep you from sleeping."
“Ah…?”
Hong Li's expression froze, her eyes turned into small dots, and the corners of her mouth twitched as she said, "That kind of thing is not good, hehe, Heiyang, please don't do things that hurt your body, I will feel bad..."
"Hehehe..."
Heiyang rolled his eyes, pointed at the pot, and asked, "I remember you are also a master of alchemy, can you see for yourself what I am doing?"
"uh-huh?"
Hongli frowned, and her long-forgotten knowledge reserves were opened up, constantly searching for the appearance of the red soup in front of her.
"Hint: Added Sunflower Grass..."
Heiyang said casually.
"Hmm...Sunflower..."
Hongli tilted her head and continued to recall her memory until it stopped at a certain point, her eyes widening.
"Ah, this is not possible..."
"From your tone, I think you have found the correct answer."
Hei Yang continued to stir the pot clockwise, and said casually: "Now you don't have to worry about Hei Yang's injury, right?"
"You, me, you, me..."
Hong Li's eyelids twitched wildly, and she cried with all her heart, lowering her head and saying, "Brother Heiyang, I was wrong, isn't that okay? Wuuuuu, please take back your magical power!"
"Yeah."
Heiyang smiled and said, "Kowtowing to me."
"Climb, climb, crawl!"
Hong Li knocked Hei Yang's head with her elbow and said fiercely, "Is it loud enough, Brother Hei Yang? If it's not enough, I'll do more!"
"Ha ha……"
Heiyang stretched himself, took out the big spoon, took a big pot lid from the side, covered the pot tightly, turned his head to look at Hongli next to him, stared at him with dead eyes and said dimly: "You want to fight, right, you little bitch?"
"Ah Ba Ah Ba, I don't understand, I don't understand what Hei Yang is saying!"
"..."
Seeing Hongli's cowardly look, a row of black lines crossed Heiyang's head.
She is both naive and playful, timid and pretentious. This girl really deserves a beating...
But she is his wife after all, so he can just pamper her.
Heiyang sighed, reached out and touched Hongli's head, and explained: "Don't think about it, I just lied to you, this thing is not for me, it's for a stupid guy..."
"Uh, you mean..."
Hongli blinked and looked at Heiyang.
"That guy from Malaysia..."
Heiyang patted the dirt on the chair, sat down with Hongli in his arms, and sighed, "In order to prevent it from dying young in two or three years, I have to find a way to nourish it. Otherwise, tsk tsk, that's why they say that addictive things usually harm people..."
"Well, what if I love Heiyang and you become addicted?"
"Just wait for me to harm you."
"Oh……"
Hongli rolled her eyes, stretched lazily in Heiyang's arms, and said faintly: "Don't talk about those famous sayings with general prefixes. Tell me what's going on. I'm curious."
"What else could it be? This soup is usually made to replenish the body. I just adjusted the dosage of the herbs according to the patient's physical data. It's not a big problem..."
Heiyang spread his hands and complained: "Don't take on porcelain work if you don't have the diamond drill. Without Heiyang's good body, how dare it!"
"whispering sound……"
"What are you tutting about?"
Hei Yang showed his dead eyes and said unhappily: "Isn't Hei Yang strong?"
"Ah, just be strong, be strong, that's enough."
"Perfunctory."
"Ah! My husband! Your strong body, uh, hahaha, I can't go on, hahaha..."
"Hey, it's really rude to laugh."
Hei Yang sighed, looked at the cauldron, and said casually: "You know, this thing should normally be fixed with an alchemy furnace, but our alchemy furnace is in the basement and we didn't bring it here, so I went to borrow a big pot from Uncle San and cleaned it up.
Luckily, I brought a lot of materials, and most of them were common ones. Plus, I have great skills, so I can use this thing to create the effect of an alchemy furnace..."
"Ha, that's really too modest."
Hong Li said leisurely: "It has the effect of an alchemy furnace? It's better than the effect of an alchemy furnace!"
"really!"
Heiyang chuckled and nodded in agreement.
"Look at you, Xiaoli. You're not happy with my modesty."
"Ha, I'm the only one who can belittle you, okay? Who allowed you to belittle yourself?"
Hongli snorted lightly and looked at the big pot with some doubt in her eyes.
"By the way, how many batches of pills can you make? I've never used a large pot before, so I have no experience. How many pills can this produce?"
"About 2,000 pills..."
Heiyang said casually: "Not much, after all, I put so many materials in it."
"Ah?"
Hongli tilted her head and said uncertainly, "If I remember correctly, one furnace usually produces ten, right?
Can using a big pot increase the yield so much?
"One part of the material is used as two hundred parts? Heiyang, you are a little outrageous, aren't you?"
"Ha, who told you that I used one portion of material? I threw away about 200 portions, so I estimated that there were about 2,000..."
Hei Yang showed his dead fish eyes and laughed in a funny way: "To be honest, after the pot is boiled, this thing probably won't be able to become a pill. It can only be cut into small pieces. After all, this is not a proper pill furnace, so it can only be done this way."
"Well, a little piece at a time..."
Hongli looked up in confusion and asked curiously, "What shape is that? What does it look like?"
"Are you one hundred thousand whys?"
Hei Yang couldn't help but complain: "Sitting on the chair, guarding the pot, holding you, those who know you are my wife, and those who don't know you are like I am educating my daughter..."
"Ha, not really..."
Hongli laughed awkwardly and begged, "Just tell me!"
"Blocks are blocks..."
Hei Yang shook his head and said unhappily: "Oh my, this is my first time too, you ask me, who should I ask?
How can I know what the finished product will look like before I finish it? If I don’t do the test paper, it will fill in the answers by itself, right? "
"But there will always be someone who answers this question correctly, right?"
Hongli stretched out a finger, poked Heiyang's cheek, and begged, "Actually, I already have a rough idea in my head after listening to your description, but I'm not sure.
So think about it quickly, and then we'll see if what we think is similar, and test our chemistry as a couple."
"What's the point of testing this?"
Heiyang curled his lips and gave an example: "Egg custard, the kind that you cut with a spoon."
"Oh hoo!"
Hongli suddenly understood.
"I understand, I understand, awesome!"
"Look, the tacit understanding is perfect, right?"
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