The door of the house was pushed open, and a petite figure suddenly rushed into the house.
"Ah! Home! My dear warm home! I finally see you again!"
Hongli threw herself directly onto the sofa in the living room, her whole body softening into a ball of liquid.
She gently turned over, facing upwards, with her hands folded on her chest. Her expression was serene and beautiful, as if she had died peacefully.
If Hongli's face wasn't so rosy, Heiyang really wanted to cover her face with a cloth and sigh that beautiful women have always had a miserable fate.
However, considering that Hongli might get so angry that she would jump up and strangle him to force him to commit suicide, Heiyang chose to let Hongli go and let her live.
Oh, Cricket Hongli, since she still has some value, please forgive her this time!
"Hey, I said."
Heiyang walked to the back of the sofa, put his arms on it, stuck his head out and stared at Sleeping Beauty with dead fish eyes.
"Sleeping or resting on the sofa for a long time will cause damage to your waist!"
“Ah, ah…”
Hongli made a meaningless sound from her throat, and her little mouth opened and closed gently a few times, before she responded weakly after a long while.
"What? It seems that if I rest in the bedroom, my waist won't be injured. That's enough, that's enough..."
"It feels like there's something else behind your words..."
Heiyang muttered silently, waved his hand, and walked towards the bedroom.
"Then you stay in the living room, I'm going to rest on the bed.
It’s just right, if I wasn’t around I could still roll around or something…”
"stop!"
Hongli called out to Heiyang.
"uh-huh?"
Heiyang turned his head with a look of disdain.
"What's wrong, waste?"
"Wow!"
Hong Li opened her eyes and looked at Hei Yang, crying out in grievance: "Hei Yang, don't you have any conscience?
Seeing that I was too tired to walk, why didn't you carry me into the house? Damn it!"
"Look what you said..."
Heiyang rolled his eyes and pointed to his chest.
"How about I put a frame around my neck and hang it on my chest, and stuff you inside.
From now on, you don’t have to walk by yourself anymore. I will take you wherever I go.”
"Ah, well..."
Hongli was stunned for a moment, looked thoughtful, and then nodded heavily.
"That makes sense! Let's do it!"
"Fuck you, you big-headed ghost!"
Heiyang cursed back and said speechlessly: "Get up and follow me back to the house."
"do not want!"
Hongli snorted and turned her head away.
"I need you to take me in. I don't have the strength anymore!"
"I see you have quite a lot of energy in speaking."
Heiyang rolled his eyes, looked at Hongli who was waiting there for him to hug, and suddenly the corners of his mouth curled up.
He fumbled in his storage bag and took out another bag. The colorful sack he had opened before had only contained red glass!
But Heiyang thought about it and took out another Poké Ball.
Well, it's also used to pretend someone. Hongli used it to lock Heiyang up before, but Heiyang took it away to play with it.
Heiyang looked at the sack in his left hand, then at the Poké Ball in his right hand, thought about it, and threw the Poké Ball in his right hand.
"what!"
It hit Hongli's little head accurately. She let out a scream, and then was taken into the Poké Ball without any resistance.
Well, the ball didn't even shake. This girl really was too lazy to use any strength at all.
Heiyang picked up the Poké Ball, put it into his shirt pocket, hummed a song, took the key to open the bedroom door, and threw the ball onto the bed.
"click"
A red light flashed, and the miniature version of Hongli let out a weak "ah" and sank into the soft big bed.
Hanging his coat on the hanger, Heiyang walked to the bed.
He poked the mini version of Hongli gently with his index finger, and the latter instantly returned to its original size.
"You hate it!"
A blush appeared on Hongli's face.
"You're so aggressive, you bastard!"
"Ah this..."
Heiyang coughed and said, "It's not a big problem!"
"whispering sound……"
Hongli curled her lips and was about to say something, but suddenly she felt her legs being lifted up. Her heart trembled violently and she said quickly, "Hey, hey, hey, stop it! Ah, help, help, help, help!"
"What are you yelling for?"
Heiyang helped Hongli take off her shoes and said speechlessly, "Don't move!"
"Just move, huh?"
Hongli was stunned for a moment, then came to her senses and muttered, "Just take off my shoes..."
"Hmm? Or else?"
Heiyang rolled his eyes and threw two shoes off the bed for Hongli.
"You still want to wear shoes? I'll let you get on the bed and kick me!"
"Ah ha ha……"
Hongli laughed twice and didn't dare to say anything.
"Well……"
Heiyang looked at the remaining white socks on Hongli's feet, paused, and pulled them off. Seeing two delicate and translucent white feet exposed, he nodded with satisfaction.
"I am such a good man who takes care of my wife."
Heiyang sighed a few times, raised his head and lay back, then rolled over to Hongli's side.
He stretched out his arms and held her in his arms, kissed her little face hard, closed his eyes and became peaceful as well.
"But then again..."
Heiyang suddenly thought of something and spoke softly.
"Have we forgotten something?"
"what?"
Hongli's eyelashes fluttered, and she gently opened her eyes. She reached out to wipe the saliva off her face, turned over, and faced Heiyang. She looked at him and asked, "What did you forget?"
"Ah, that's it..."
Hei Yang muttered, "Didn't you say that you would call Elder Huo Le and ask them what's going on and why it started shaking again?"
"Ah, this kind of thing..."
Hong Li yawned lightly, her eyes were slightly moist, and she said indifferently: “I thought about it again, it might just be an ordinary little shock.
If this kind of thing is bothering Elder Huo Le today, should I ask Elder Huo Le about the weather conditions, temperature, and recommended clothes for travel in the past few days tomorrow? "
"What a weather forecast!"
Heiyang affirmed, patted Hongli on the back, shook his head and said: "Then I'll listen to you, my wife!"
"Well, Heiyang, you suddenly become so well behaved, I feel a little embarrassed. I can see that I have doted on you too much and spoiled you rotten."
Hong Li smiled helplessly, stretched her body, reached out to grab the communication spirit stone from the bedside, dialed Elder Huo Le's number, and handed it to Hei Yang: "Hey."
"what?"
Heiyang was full of questions.
"Take it."
"Oh."
Heiyang understood, reached out to take the communication spirit stone, raised his hand high, and let the camera cover both of them, acting as a human-shaped support.
Soon, Elder Huo Le also appeared in the picture, but looking at the blue sky and white clouds behind him, he seemed to be flying in the sky.
"Xiao Li?"
"Hey, Elder Huo Le is taking a walk? He looks very energetic."
Hongli patted her little face to wake herself up a little, then she waved and greeted Elder Huo Le.
"It's a nice day. Have you had breakfast? What are you going to have for lunch?"
"Uh……"
Elder Huo Le was stunned for a moment, then landed on a hilltop. Looking at the camera angle, he couldn't help but complain, "Are you two hugging each other in bed all day long?"
"Ah this..."
Hongli said "Hey", and smiled embarrassedly.
"Not really. Sometimes..."
“Sometimes I hold it somewhere else!”
Heiyang added the explanation in time.
Huo Le: “…”
"Forget it, just tell me what you want from me."
After serving as the exclusive customer service for the couple Heiyang and Hongli many times, Elder Huo Le now probably understands how to talk to them.
If you don't want to waste time, you should get straight to the point and don't talk about other topics with them. Even if you do, don't continue to talk about other topics.
Otherwise, these two idle people in society who do nothing all day long would talk to him for most of the day, and time would be wasted.
The key point is that Elder Huo Le can't win against the two of them. After all, he can't even win against one of the couple, let alone them being together.
"I'm not as idle as you guys. I'm busy right now!"
Elder Huo Le was speechless.
"Eh?"
Hongli blinked, looking confused.
"Wasn't Elder Huo Le taking a walk? Why is he so busy?"
"No, I'm not taking a walk at all. I'm on patrol!"
Elder Huo Le sighed, pointed in the direction of the Five Elements Mountain, and then pointed to the northwest.
"From the sect to there, they are all my patrol locations."
"Wow, Elder, you're semi-retired now, but you still have to patrol!"
Hong Li couldn't help but widen her eyes: "This is too much of an exploitation of the sect members, your sect leader is really a piece of shit!"
Hei Yang: "..."
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