Hei Yang complained: "You can't do such a trick!"
"Ha, this is called artistic processing, what do you know?"
Hongli looked disdainful.
"If I want to document the facts, I can just take out the script and start copying.
Scripts are for others to read, but what I want to write is for us to read!"
"Ok?"
Heiyang raised his eyebrows and realized the key point.
"Let's watch it ourselves. Are there any deleted scenes?"
"Well, I think we can!"
"Hongli, my God, you can do whatever you want with your art. Come on!"
"Ah."
Hongli rolled her eyes at Heiyang.
"Come and write together, this thing needs two perspectives!"
"That's true...Xiao Li, tomorrow is my birthday."
"Ah, so soon? What gift would you like tomorrow?"
"I want you to work hard on the one million word deletion session today!"
"Climb! Why don't you just go and die!"
"hey-hey……"
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 393 So when will the comment section be opened? Woohoo…
At Heiyang's home.
"Get out, get out, and don't peek!"
Hongli hummed as she pushed Heiyang out of the kitchen and pushed him into his seat.
"Just sit here and don't move, okay?
You can only move when I call you."
"Hey, hey, why?"
Heiyang couldn't help but protest.
"Xiao Li, I'm the birthday girl today! I'm not a criminal, why can't I move?
No, criminals can still move a few times even in prison!
I'm telling you, your parents are here too, believe it or not, I'll tell them that you bullied me!"
"Whoever complains is a puppy!"
Hong Li showed dead fish eyes and said unhappily: "Do you have any manners? You always complain about everything.
You have to drag my parents into our matter. Are you a child?"
"If you complain, you become a dog?"
Heiyang raised his eyebrows, looking indifferent.
"Anyway, you usually bark like a dog, so you can just be a dog. I'm good at this!"
"Grass."
Hong Li couldn't help but cover her face with one hand, clasped her hands together and begged, "I know, I know, birthday star, please put away your magical powers!
Today is your birthday! Can I allow you to be a human for one day?
So let's just do some human work, be good!"
"Oh, that's good if you know."
Heiyang snorted and said smugly, "On my birthday, you should be prepared to be a humble Hongli!
If I hit you, you can't fight back. If I scold you, you can't talk back. Do you understand?"
"what?"
A question mark popped up above Hongli's head, and she bent down and faced Heiyang.
"You want to hit me, right? Come here, big birthday boy, Master Heiyang, husband Heiyang, the humble Xiaoli has put her face close to you, hit her hard!"
"Ah."
Heiyang looked at Hongli with an expression that said "Just try and hit me if you dare" and snorted disdainfully.
Heiyang raised his hand towards Hongli, pressed both sides of Hongli's head with both hands, and pushed her towards him: "Mua!"
"Um?!!"
Hongli's eyes widened and she patted Heiyang's shoulders several times with her little hands before Heiyang let her go.
"Hooah..."
Hongli took two steps back, took a few breaths, wiped the corners of her mouth with the back of her hand, and looked at Heiyang with a blushing face.
"What are you doing! What are you doing! You are so unruly!
We are not at home, our parents are here, what if someone sees us!"
"When you see me, tell me you took the initiative."
Heiyang had a funny expression on his face. He looked at Hongli and said with a chuckle, "Don't say it's not true. It was obviously you who offered your face to him."
"Hey, hey, don't switch cause and effect!"
Hong Li's eyes widened, she tapped the table with her fingers, and said, "I'm offering my face to you, not asking you to do that to me. I'm clearly asking you to, uh..."
"How about it."
Heiyang smiled complacently, feeling fearless.
"Keep talking, keep talking!
Then you can tell your parents that you stretched your face out to me not for that, but so that I could slap you in the face, tell me!"
Hongli: "..."
If she really said that, not only would she not be able to explain herself clearly, but she would also be scolded by her parents.
What are you doing? Bullying Xiaoyang! You know Xiaoyang won't hit you, but you still tease him like this!
That’s right, why is our daughter like this? Isn’t this bullying Lao Shiyang?
Hongli: "..."
If she said that, the above conversation would definitely happen, and she would suffer a great loss.
"Then I'll explain the whole thing to them!"
Hongli glared at Heiyang fiercely.
"I'll accept it even if I have to die as a society, as long as I can bring this little thief like you to justice!"
"Ah this..."
Heiyang revealed his half-moon eyes in silence.
"That's also social death, why do you have to explain? Just to hurt others and not benefit yourself!"
"Of course, this shows that we both prosper together and suffer together, right?"
Hongli clenched her fists, waved them and said, "Just like when you become the enemy of the world, I will follow you and become the enemy of the world."
"Etc., etc!"
Heiyang glared at Hongli.
"What nonsense are you talking about? I have a happy life, why should I be the enemy of others?"
"I'll help you!"
"climb!"
Heiyang patted Hongli's head and snorted, "When you become the enemy of the world, I will directly join the world and then take you back to my mansion..."
"Fuck, don't be so disloyal!"
Hong Li couldn't help but complain: "This is the plot of a book I read a few days ago!
In the end, the hero and heroine join hands to fight against the world. How touching! "
"and after?"
Heiyang asked curiously: "What was the result?"
"Later, we both sent it together."
Heiyang: "Fuck."
Heiyang covered his face with one hand and said speechlessly: "So you want to send it?"
"I don't want to!"
"Then you should stop reading those anti-human books in the future!"
Heiyang rolled his eyes at Hongli and said unhappily, "Today is my birthday, and you keep sending it here and there. You are amazing!"
"It's not necessarily anti-human. After all, not every world is as kind and amiable as Lao Ao here..."
After a pause, Hongli added: "Oh, it doesn't count when you and Lazy haven't officially become citizens!"
"Nonsense, I don't admit it."
Heiyang snorted, deceiving himself.
"I am sure that I have been a person from the Wandering World for five hundred years, a member of the Five Colors Family with a long and solid pedigree.
I warn you, Hongli, don't talk nonsense, you know that the mouth can cause trouble! "
"Okay, okay, I know, I know."
Hong Li looked at Hei Yang's expression and couldn't help but smile. She waved her hands and said cheerfully, "Alright, alright, there's nothing I can do about you, really!
I'm in the kitchen preparing a few dishes for you, as a surprise!
Hey, you keep coming here to peek!
Hey, you peeked so much, and you won’t have any surprises when the time comes. Wouldn’t my careful preparations be in vain?
Oh, although I know you are worried that I won’t be able to cook well and will explode the kitchen and hurt myself like before, that’s why you are peeking at me and caring about me.
But don't worry, I have already mastered the cooking skills!
This kind of thing is a piece of cake, okay? This is called mastering one method and mastering all methods! "
Hong Li chuckled, gave Hei Yang a thumbs up, and assured him, "Don't worry, there will be no problem!"
"Ah, is there a possibility that I didn't peek over there because I cared about you?"
Hei Yang cautiously probed: "Is it possible? I just want to know which dishes you cooked so that I can avoid accidents when eating...
I'm just kidding, Xiaoli, why are your eyes red?
Of course I peeked because I care about you, is there any need to doubt such a thing?"
"Oh, you are Heiyang, it sounds like something you can do..."
Hongli gave Heiyang a blank look, waved her hand, turned and walked towards the kitchen.
"Okay, okay, I'll go back and cook for you, just wait and enjoy.
You can go outside and walk around, as long as you don't go near the kitchen, whatever you want! See you later!"
"Ow."
Heiyang watched Hongli close the kitchen door tightly. It seemed that the sound was blocked for a while.
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