Hongli: "..."
"What is called……"
A well-shaped character popped up on Hongli's head, and she said in embarrassment, "What do you mean by putting aside the issue of right and wrong? Are you questioning the great Supreme God Hongli?"
"Hahahahaha, you are so brave to say that."
Yao Qingkong showed his half-moon eyes and said teasingly with a smile: "If you don't want to say it, then let me do it for you?"
"Hmph, the arrogance of mortals."
Hongli snorted and said disdainfully: "Come on, express your stupid prejudices as much as you can, so that I can hear what ridiculous things you have to say!"
"Hey, then I'll be blunt."
Yao Qingkong grinned and stretched out her finger, and said in advance: "It's done, I told you, don't get angry, don't get angry, and think about my suggestion humbly."
"Oh, the gods are never lacking in the virtue of humility."
Hong Li closed her eyes and said proudly, "It is hard for gods to be convinced by the opinions of mere mortals.
However, today, considering that I am in a good mood, I will show mercy and allow your unbearable words to enter my ears!"
"You seem to be ill from time to time..."
Yao Qingkong said speechlessly: "Does your family know?"
"Ha, of course!"
Hong Li snorted softly: "If the Black Sun God were here, he would have a great time talking to me!"
"Even if you are sick like this, are you willing to accompany the role-playing..."
Yao Qingkong muttered quietly, "When you think about it this way, marrying him is simply a match made in heaven."
"Hahaha, no prizes, no prizes!"
Supreme God Hongli humbly waved his hand and said, "Just a fellow patient, not worth mentioning, not worth mentioning, hehe..."
"Ah……"
Yao Qingkong rolled his eyes and said, "Then listen carefully. I told you not to get impatient!"
"bring it on!"
Hong Li patted her chest confidently and said, "If I frown, I'm not a hero!"
"You are not a good man..."
Yao Qingkong grumbled disdainfully, sighed, and said, "First, your personality is too lively and erratic. It will make him feel that he can bully you at will, and he lacks respect for you!"
"Ah?"
Hong Li tilted her head, somewhat uncertainly, "Isn't this right? Husbands and wives should still respect each other? Shouldn't they just play around freely? There's no need to be restrained in what you say or do..."
Having said that, Hongli chuckled and waved her two little fists in the air.
"Just like this, hehe, hehe, it's unreasonable. If I'm in a bad mood, I'll just punch him twice, and he won't care about it.
At most, it's just a fight back, a little physical pain, not worth mentioning!
Don’t take bad things to heart, treasure all good things in your heart as precious memories!
There is no such thing as random bullying, feelings will firmly grasp the line of measure..."
"To be honest, the way you get along with each other is very different from our relationship..."
Yao Qingkong laughed in silence and could not help but said helplessly: "Zisheng and I rarely make such a fuss. Usually he just indulges me. I know all about it..."
"There's no point in discussing this. Every family has their own business!"
Hongli waved her hand and said nonchalantly: "We have always been best friends, so what if we become husband and wife now?
Lucky people are healed by their childhood throughout their lives, while unlucky people have to spend their entire lives healing their childhood.
I am one of the lucky ones. When I think back on this wonderful encounter, I am still deeply moved.”
"That's it..."
Yao Qingkong nodded thoughtfully and smiled with relief.
"Let's skip this and talk about the second shortcoming..."
"What? There's a second shortcoming?!"
Hong Li's eyes widened, and she said in disbelief, "Is this true? It's ok that you can find a flaw that is not a flaw, but there is actually a second one?"
"Ah."
Yao Qingkong smiled disdainfully and pointed at Hongli: "You, you look cute, you have cute ideas, and even your figure is incredibly cute, so do you know what your second shortcoming is?"
"?!!"
Hongli's face turned pale, she suddenly covered her ears, closed her eyes and shrank her head, with an expression of unwillingness to accept the reality.
"Ah, don't talk about this kind of thing!
I don't want to listen, I don't want to listen, it's fake, even if it's true it's not a flaw, Heiyang said small ones are also cute...
Bah, bah, anyway, I don’t accept this kind of thing! "
"Oh ho?"
Yao Qingkong said with a smile in his eyes: "The flaw has been revealed, hehe..."
"Alright! You don't have to say any more!"
Hong Li looked at Yao Qingkong in grief and anger, and said viciously: "If you have any method, tell me quickly. If you keep it a secret, I will leave and let Xiaoyun stay here with you alone!"
"Eh?"
Xingyun, who was acting as the background, was startled and quickly turned around and asked, "Sister Hongli, Sister Hongli, did you call me just now? What's the matter?!"
"Ah, it's okay baby."
Hongli coaxed the child, "Just go and continue eating fruit. We are discussing some boring topics. There is nothing special to pay attention to..."
"Hmm, is that so..."
Xingyun nodded and said suddenly, "I understand!"
Xingyun switched to busy mode.
"call……"
Hong Li turned her head to look at Yao Qingkong and said directly: "Go ahead, tell me the method!
If you can't turn defeat into victory, I won't let you go even if I become a ghost!"
"Hey, hey, don't say things so creepy, okay..."
Yao Qingkong rolled his eyes speechlessly, too lazy to keep the secret, and said, "I think you can try the legendary Pure Desire Style!"
"Ok?"
Hong Li was shocked: "Pure Prison Wind? This is not good!"
Hongli raised her little face, and the thought of handcuffs and ropes flashed through her mind...
Her little face gradually turned red. Hongli lowered her head shyly and said awkwardly, "If Heiyang likes it, it's not impossible. Oh, I'm so shy..."
"???"
Yao Qingkong was full of questions: "Why do I feel like you are thinking of something horrible that I can't even imagine?"
"Um..."
Hongli looked at her, also confused.
The two looked at each other for three seconds, and Yao Qingkong couldn't help but hold his forehead with one hand.
"I say, although I don't know how you understand it, the pure desire wind I'm talking about may not be the same thing as what you imagine..."
"Ok?"
Hong Li was stunned again, and couldn't help asking: "Isn't that what I understand? No need for ropes..."
"No need at all! What are you talking about?"
As soon as Hong Li uttered a word, Yao Qingkong interrupted her with a horrified look on his face, fearing that Hong Li would say something new that she hadn't played with for hundreds of years, ahem...
"Anyway, stop imagining and listen to me slowly!"
Yao Qingkong smiled awkwardly and pointed his finger, saying, "This pure desire means that besides being cute, there is also a certain charm inside and out. There must be a kind of charm from the inside out..."
"Oh, so charming, isn't it?"
Hongli scratched her head sheepishly and said with a smile: "Sometimes, Heiyang would also praise me for being charming and attractive, hehehe..."
"Hehehe."
Yao Qingkong smiled disdainfully and said, "I'm praising you when you're dizzy, right?"
"Ah this..."
Hongli's expression froze.
"After you praise me, your eyes will turn black, right?"
Yao Qingkong sneered.
"Ah this..."
Hongli shuddered.
"Can you save yourself at this moment, no matter how charming you are?"
Yao Qingkong smiled.
"Master, please save me!"
Hongli clasped her hands together with a sincere look on her face.
"please!"
"Ha, since you are so sincere, I will give you some pointers."
Yao Qingkong said cheerfully: "If you want to show an appearance that is completely different from your original personality, you have to master that temperament!"
"temperament?"
A question mark appeared above Hongli's head.
"That kind of person, a cool and elegant lady, or a proud young lady, or, well..."
After a pause, Yao Qingkong looked at Hong Li's confused expression, sighed and said, "Forget it, I'll give you another hint. Well, it's that kind of high and mighty queen style. Do you understand what I mean?"
"Uh, the Queen?"
Hongli blinked and looked up to daydream.
No matter what kind of storm we went through last night~
After a good sleep, I woke up to the bright sunshine.
"Oh my, don't be so down to earth!"
Yao Qingkong waved his hand to clear the fantasy picture in Hongli's head, and couldn't help but hold his forehead with one hand and said: "It can be less sunny, a little darker..."
"A little bit dark?"
Hongli frowned and fantasized again.
In the dim basement, candlelight flickers.
"Pia!" The whip swung!
"What? Are you so excited about being whipped by me? Calling me the Queen..."
"no no!"
Yao Qingkong slapped Hong Li's more horrifying imagination in a frenzy, and couldn't help but complain: "I told you to be gloomy, but I didn't tell you to be this gloomy! I meant to let you dress up..."
"Ha, huh, I almost forgot, don't get excited, don't get excited, ha, huh..."
Yao Qingkong took a few deep breaths to calm himself down.
She looked at Hong Li helplessly and said in an unhappy tone: "Why do I feel like you don't need my teaching at all? It seems that your knowledge is even higher than mine!
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