"Ahem, that's when I heard you talking about 'quality', it suddenly reminded me of something I had recorded before!"
Heiyang hurriedly apologized and explained with a smile before Hongli really got angry, and his desire to survive was revived: "I just recorded it because I thought it was fun, but I didn't expect it to go viral... cough cough...
Well, Xiaoli, you are so gentle, you will definitely not be angry with me!"
"You...really lack great virtue!"
Hong Li took a deep breath, glared at Hei Yang fiercely, and snorted coldly: "I will ignore you for three minutes!"
Dog Heiyang, every time you hit her anger threshold so accurately, it’s not right to make her angry, and it’s not right not to make her angry.
Although Heiyang is also good at making her look disgusting...
"Don't be angry. You are also responsible for my inability to sleep in the middle of the night..."
Heiyang leaned close to Hongli's ear and whispered in a voice that only the two of them could hear: "It was you who suddenly bit my chest in the middle of the night and woke me up in shock, okay..."
"What's wrong with taking a bite of you?"
Hong Li obviously didn't buy it: "When you bite me, it's not just my heart!"
"you are mine!"
Hong Li glared and said, "Can't I take a bite of you?"
"Yes, yes, of course..."
Heiyang smiled awkwardly and coaxed her in a gentle voice, "Well, I'm not blaming you, Xiaoli, I just want to explain the situation to you.
At the beginning of the recording, it was because Xiaoli's confused way of speaking was so cute, so..."
"I didn't expect to have such an unexpected gain!"
Hongli snorted coldly: "You praised your beauty, and your beauty is very happy.
But you recorded a voice recording of your dark history, and you didn’t like it very much.”
"Oh My God……"
A few drops of cold sweat ran down Heiyang's forehead. He reached out and gently grabbed Hongli's smooth and white face, trying to make her smile.
"Really angry?"
"Humph!"
Hongli's little face was grabbed to one side, but she didn't resist.
She turned her eyes away, looking angry but not able to speak out, and looked more like a wronged punching bag.
"Don't mess with me, sister..."
Heiyang saw that Hongli's eyes became watery, as if covered by a layer of fog, and felt a little panicked.
He quickly moved to block Hongli's petite body to prevent passers-by on the street from seeing him and mistaking him for a thief who casually bullied a little girl.
This girl is deliberately messing with him!
Heiyang was sure that he had not yet touched the opponent's broken defense line, which meant that the opponent's current appearance was just pretending and was deliberately trying to scare him.
But this is his own wife. Even if she is pretending, can Heiyang not coax her?
If you don't coax him now, he won't be pretending later!
Ever since she married Heiyang, Hongli's ability to act coquettishly and pitifully has increased rapidly, as if her Ren and Du meridians have been opened.
Moreover, the degree of his embrace did not make her seem unreasonable, but Heiyang always felt that he would be committing a serious crime if he did not comfort her.
"Don't be unhappy, Xiaoli. Come on, be happy."
Heiyang stretched out his other sinful hand, pinched the other side of Hongli's cheek, and gently forced a smile on her face.
"You're the cutest when you smile!"
"Humph!"
Hongli looked unmoved, but she was secretly happy in her heart. She was quite satisfied with Heiyang's timely and appropriate behavior to coax her.
However, in order to prevent the other party from secretly hiding her other dark history, Hongli resisted the urge to be dealt with so quickly, and snorted coldly: "She's cute when she smiles, but she's not cute when she doesn't smile?"
"Ahem, how could it be, how could it be..."
Heiyang quickly said: "It's cute no matter what!"
"Humph……"
Hongli curled her lips slightly, trying not to let Heiyang see it, and continued to be tense: "Do you think I will be convinced by your childish words?!"
"Uh……"
Heiyang paused, looking surprised: "Isn't it?"
“You…!”
Hongli's defense was instantly broken, and she turned her head to point at Heiyang, only to see the other party smiling.
Hongli reacted instantly. The snickering look she had just received from being coaxed was seen by the Heiyang thief, and as a result, the other party returned to his unbridled and arrogant attitude.
Damn it, Hongli, oh Hongli, how can you be so disappointing?
How can you have status in the family in this way?
Even good children can be willful sometimes, not to mention that Hongli has never been inferior to others in her life!
Even if she was overtaken by Heiyang due to her carelessness, she firmly believed that she would have a chance to turn things around and sing her praises!
How could Xiaoli lose every day? How could she be pressed on the bed and cry all the time?
No, if she really gets angry, she will let Heiyang know that she is not that easy to deal with!
"I'm really going to ignore you this time!"
Hongli angrily and resolutely gave Heiyang the back of his head again: "It's really true!"
Leave him alone for five minutes and he will be scared to death!
"Well, what is Sister Hongli doing?"
The communication spirit stone was originally controlled by spiritual power and floated in front of the two people. As Heiyang Hongli moved gently a few times, it blocked a large part of the lens.
The other Xingyun looked at the blurry opposite side, thought for a moment, and said: "Um, Sister Hongli, are you still there?"
"uh-huh."
Hongli's muffled voice came from the other end. She was angry with Heiyang, and it had nothing to do with Xiaoyun, so she wouldn't vent her anger on him or anything.
She ignored Heiyang even when she was talking to Xiaoyun, which made him so angry!
"Um, Sister Hongli, I forgot to say that just now."
Xingyun paused and smiled, "My dad told me that I wanted to say a few words to Sister Hongli to thank her for taking care of me in the sect...
Well, I'll hand the communication spirit stone to my dad, Sister Hongli, just chat with him for a while!"
"Eh? No, wait!!!"
Parents of fellow students!
Friends’ elders!
Xiaoyun’s dad!
Hong Li almost got furious. She dodged behind Hei Yang without hesitation at the speed of light, putting her hands on both sides of Hei Yang's waist with a panicked look on her face.
"Old, husband, I leave this kind of social occasion to you! Come on!"
"Ah this..."
Heiyang showed a dead fish: "Didn't Xiaoli say that she didn't want to talk to me anymore? She's still mad at me or something."
"Oh, I forgive you! No, I mean, please forgive me..."
Hongli's voice became lower and lower. She seemed to have heard Xiaoyun's father saying hello: "Please..."
"Oh, there's nothing I can do about you."
Heiyang sighed, his tone full of doting, turned his head to straighten the camera, showing a sunny smile that met the expectations of society: "Hello Uncle Xing, I am Heiyang. Xiaoyun took good care of my Xiaoli in the Five Elements Sect before, and I haven't had the chance to thank you yet..."
"No, no, Xiaoxiao is the one who is grateful to her Senior Sister Hongli for taking care of her..."
The two girls' guardians greeted each other like mature people in society.
Hongli hid her petite body behind her husband. She quietly poked her head out to take a look and then immediately retracted it.
At this moment, Heiyang once again became her solid and reliable windbreak.
"He is like Daoguang..."
Heiyang's figure was infinitely magnified and became great again in Hongli's eyes.
The little wife of the Heiyang family had a pious look on her face and closed her eyes to praise his brilliance.
"Yangmen!!!"
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 463: Avoid saccharin in eggs, honey in tofu, pig blood in kelp, and bananas in potatoes
Chapter 461: Eggs should not be eaten with saccharin, tofu should not be eaten with honey, kelp should not be eaten with pig blood, potatoes should not be eaten with bananas...
Black Sun's torment ended after fourteen minutes.
Xingyun and her father seemed to have met a very good relative on the street. When acquaintances meet during the New Year, it is natural to ask about each other's well-being.
The communication between the two sides naturally ended in a harmonious atmosphere, allowing Heiyang to take off the mature mask of a social figure that he was not used to wearing.
"call!"
Heiyang let out a long sigh and showed a relieved expression.
He took down the communication spirit stone floating in the air, threw it twice, turned around and handed it to Hongli.
"Xiao Li, your communication spirit stone..."
Before Heiyang could finish his words, a water cup hit him in the face.
"Ha, husband, are you done with the call?"
Hongli smiled sweetly and said in a gentle tone: "You must be thirsty after talking so much. Come on, drink some water to moisten your throat."
"Uh, that..."
Heiyang's eyelids jumped, he leaned back strategically, stretched out his hand to pull away the water cup: "Thank you for your help, Xiaoli.
But drinking water can wait for a while, your communication spirit stone..."
"Oh, it's no trouble, no trouble. We are just friends. We are already an old married couple. Why are we being so polite?"
Hongli took back the water cup and took out a bottle of juice: "It's okay if you don't want to drink water!
Here, juice, honey, do you want apple flavor or orange flavor, or both?
I just bought it, and I didn’t drink a single sip. I was just waiting for the call to end so you can drink first!"
"Well, Xiaoli, you drink first. It's nothing. I don't mind it..."
Heiyang looked helpless: "Well, I say, you put away your communication spirit stone first and then we will..."
"Eh? You don't even want to drink the juice? They're all the ones your husband likes to drink..."
Hong Li was surprised for a moment, then smiled confidently: "But it doesn't matter if there is none——
I am so gentle, considerate and virtuous, so I naturally took this possibility into consideration!"
"I still have milk!"
Hongli handed another bottle of milk to Heiyang's face: "Hubby, drink it, drink it quickly, what are you standing there for?"
"I said, that communication spirit stone..."
Heiyang's eyelids twitched. Hongli's words reminded him of the scene when he fed chicken soup to a weasel.
"Ah, I know!"
Hong Li suddenly realized, and a small flame popped out from her fingertips: "Husband, you must think the milk is too cold, let me heat it up for you..."
"Stop, stop it, don't!"
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